r/Maliciouscompliance How I Traumatized My Teacher!

welcome to our slash malicious compliance where Opie maliciously shows his butthole to a security guard about 15 years ago when I was in my last year of college I was working at a pay-by-the-hour daycare although this was just a typical college job for me I still did my best and made sure to show up on time work the station I was supposed to work and do my best at whatever task I was supposed to do imagine my surprise when I got a call on my day off asking where I was and why I wasn't coming in well I explained to them it's my day off I don't work today that's when I was informed that my name is on the schedule and this would be treated as a no call no show that means a disciplinary write-up the rest of the night was spent worrying about not going to work and wondering how I messed up so badly I come into work on my next shift where the manager and assistant manager proceeded to give me the write-up they condescendingly showed me the schedule like they're going to show me how to read it when I noticed that the person who normally works a shift I missed had their name crossed out and my name put in their place I pointed this out to them and they explained that on the morning that I missed my afternoon shift the original person called out and I was slated to replace her they didn't call me to let me know or I would have happily come in for the extra cash naturally I was a bit hesitant to sign it right up because they changed my shift and didn't tell me at this information the manager simply said it's your responsibility to know your work schedule even if you change it the day of and don't call me I could see the wheels turning in their head when they doubled down and said yes you're an adult this is the real world and you're expected to know when you're scheduled to work you should have called it double check your schedule so malicious compliance time there were three main shifts at this daycare morning afternoon and evening I called before every single shift of every single day I called on days that I was supposed to work on days that I wasn't after all as a responsible adult it was my responsibility to make sure my schedule didn't change rights hi this is ope I'm just calling to double-check if I'm on the schedule for the next shift my copy says my next schedule is blank it didn't take long although longer than I thought it should for them to call me again to the office and tell me that they would call me from now on should the schedule change sometimes I wonder what happened to them until I remember that I don't give an F then Oh P post an update with his quitting story so as one of the only males that worked at the daycare I often got assigned to do the sucky jobs namely the kitchen and taking out the trash the normal policy was that you rotated stations during the week so one day you would work the playscape the next day you would work the videogame station the next day toddlers etc etc the manager would tell me that a female employee had to be present with a male employee to make sure no one gets accused of anything so I will be put into the kitchen the only station that seemed to not apply where I was alone to make meals and take out the garbage whenever I needed taking out this came with the added insult that the kitchen was only open until 8:00 p.m. so after I was done I was the first to be sent home this sucks when you need the hours and the money her excuse being that we can't have a male alone with the kids on the floor unless a female employee is also there and we don't have enough scheduled now everyone knew that this was a BS reason because this was not company policy and this rule only seemed to be in place when this particular manager was working as I mentioned in my original post this was during my last year of college and wouldn't you know it I was getting real job offers I accepted my job in May 2006 to work for a software firm making more money per paycheck then I wasn't about two months working this part-time job so I walked in a happier than I had ever been I nailed my job interview got offered a position with the letter of intent didn't even know that was a thing and I felt like a real big boy many of the employees knew I was interviewing and as soon as I walked in they looked at me to see how it went the look on my face said it all and I immediately started getting hugs and handshakes and Congrats then the manager let's call her Karen because why not ask to see me to discuss my exit plan I told her that I would be giving two weeks notice from they handed her my letter and went out to look at the schedule I noticed that I was yet again placed in the kitchen I didn't care though because I was just so freakin happy to be leaving that happiness faded however when I began to walk back and see that it had not been properly cleaned from the previous shift so I walked back to Karen's office and asked her why the previous employee didn't clean she told me that they were above ratio and so the employee had to come out to work the floor the employee was still there so I suggested that she go in the kitchen clean her mess and I would take over I also said that this would be my sixth day in a row to work the kitchen so I shouldn't be in there in the first place naturally she stated that since you're now scheduled in the kitchen it would be inappropriate to I cut her off the problem was staffing your entire floor with mostly college kids is that when finals week happens they all quit they quit so they can study then they go home for the summer the current employee roster included me like two other students and a small handful of full-time employees in other words not enough staff with that in mind I told her that there would be no way I would be working the kitchen today or ever again in fact I would be choosing which station I wanted to work every day that I come in and if she doesn't like it I can just not come in at all she called my bluff so I picked up my jacket put my shoes back on we worked in socks and made it to the door before she realized that without me here she would be paying some serious overtime while having to turn away customers due to ratio loss I spent the next two weeks working the video game station and the play scape I said goodbye to everyone on my last day and never looked back okay it's interesting that you said that she called your bluff because you weren't bluffing you basically showed her a royal straight flush and she's like no I think you're bluffing lady you want me to discuss my exit plan my exit plan is walk out the front door our next reddit post is from G Shaw I'm currently 31 weeks pregnant and I work a water filtration operator every four weeks mean the other operators rotate on to the maintenance ship where we work under this particular supervisor we'll call him Randy Randy likes to think that he has more control than he does and honestly the plant supervisor just lets him think that about a month or so ago I was working with him and he told me to pick up a 45 pound empty nitrogen cylinder I politely reminded him that I was pregnant and shouldn't be doing that to which he responded that since I didn't have light duty paperwork it shouldn't be a problem I sucked it up and lifted the cylinder and carried it to the destination and received a pulled muscle in the process the next day I informed the plant supervisor and a work injury report was filed when my statement was taken the verbage I used that was corroborated by another co-worker that was present caused Randy to get in trouble because he knew I was pregnant and essentially caused the injury to happen they took me to a nurse to make sure that my baby was fine and that I was okay and was not expecting any complications from the injury I wasn't other than being in pain if I moved too much they sent me back on my way and the plant supervisor put me on desk duty for the day Randy was livid of course because he lost some of his manpower on the maintenance team he made a fuss about me not having light-duty paperwork saying that if I didn't have it then I should be capable of doing the work that is needed around the plants I was capable I just used common sense prior to this incident I did my job to the fullest within the limitations of my body which wasn't that much I rested when I needed to didn't lift more than my body would allow and most importantly I was the only female out of seven employees so my other co-workers were more than willing to help me if I asked which wasn't that often so the plant supervisor called me into his office and requested that I go get my light duty papers from the doctor ASAP that's the only way he could protect me from getting further hurt at work I told him I understood and made the call to the doctor's office and picked it up that afternoon I got the paperwork that was supposed to keep Randy quiet and it restricted me as such no stooping more than two times an hour no climbing ladders or poles at all no climbing more than three flights of stairs a shift no lifting more than 25 pounds no stay more than 30 minutes out of each hour and illuminated contact with chemicals these orders of course make it very difficult for me to do my job fully as it basically limits me to either desk work or general cleaning now I know this is BS because I can definitely stoop more than two times an hour I may be out of breath coming back up but I can do it and the climbing more than three flights of stairs is ridiculous because that means I can't do all of my rounds someone else has to do the last set for me because you climb a set of stairs every time under normal circumstances I would be more than happy to bend the rules here or there to make everyone's lives easier but honestly since he's the one who and moan for me to get this paperwork I plan to make full use of it so far since I received the paperwork I keep a checklist of all the things I can't do and feel it like a bingo card if I feel all the things off to the office I go because that means I can't do any more physical work on the shift and he has a bad habit of tossing a lot of work my way in the beginning of my shifts our next reddit post is from punch ology this is my sister story but it's too good to not share this was back when she was in second grade and this girl was the perfect child I wish I was kidding but no you know that one kid with the halo and the sweet smile the manners to make a parent proud and cutesy little voice yep that's her but she does have a mean streak when you push her you would think that all the teachers loved her right nope not her second grade teacher this woman was Hellfire personified and she for some reason hated my little sister more often than not my little sister came out of that classroom trying to hold back tears two more very important things about my sister she's always had lips that would get so chapped they would bleed and she always carries around Carmack's with her so one day she's sitting in class with hell's favorite teacher when she pulls out her little tub of Carmack's and the teacher immediately starts screeching at her to see her after class end of class and the teacher tells her that she must keep the Carmex with the school's office because it says medicated and back in the day you had to be literally dying just for the office to give you your things no joke I'm asthmatic and it took almost dying on the office floor for them to hand my inhaler over but that's another story my sister tries to explain that without her Carmack's her lips will bleed but the woman doesn't care well hell hath no fury like a sweet baby scorned the very next morning she doesn't use any Carmex in the morning doesn't use any for the ride to school doesn't use it before she hands a little tub of Carmack's over to the office lady who looks at her very confused but just doesn't give a flip and she heads off the class she does her best to keep calm when she starts to feel her lips get chapped keeping her lips as drawn in and neutral as she can she spends most of the day with her head down and not speaking until finally the teacher calls on her to answer a math question now I should probably warn everyone this might get a little graphic sister lifts her head up looks the woman right in the eyes and smiles as wide as she can tears are rolling down her cheeks as she can feel her lips splitting open so badly that they're not just bleeding a little the blood is rolling down her chin mixing with her tears down her neck and onto the collar of her shirt this woman screamed so loudly that US third graders across the hall could hear it she ended up ripping her lip so badly that they had to page little third-grade me to call my mom to pick her up and she had to stay home for a couple of days to recover when she came back however not only did the teacher personally hand her Carmack's over she bought her a few more tubs of the stuff just in case she ever ran out and never bothered her again I don't know if it was a coincidence that last year was the last year she taught but a little part of me likes to think that she met her match in my little sister then we have a similar story from pancreatic pottered down in the comments in the late 90s I was a junior in high school my family moved from one state to another in the process of doing so a lot of household things had to be moved out of storage the amount of dust that had accumulated was enough to cause me to have multiple sneezing fits to the point where by the time we got everything unpacked in the news state I had blown a blood vessel in each nostril of my nose after copious nosebleeds I go to the doctor and get them fixed by chemical cauterization a friend told me that she overheard our english teacher telling other students that i had to be making up the whole thing or was grossly exaggerating the truth when i had to miss a class one or two times well a day or two after the cauterization i was in class not english and started sneezing and the dam broke i hit up to the office to call home so i can go back to the doctor i'm sitting there trying to start the bleeding while i wait and guess who walks right past me my English teacher was waltzing through and literally did a double-take when she saw me probably because in a desperate move to prevent recreating the elevator scene from the shining I had used my own shirt until an alternative was acquired I'd look like a deranged murderer part of me really wanted to say you should see the other guy but instead opted for the dejected waif look to really nail home the shame it must have worked because she actually apologized and never brought it up again our next post is from stuff things and stuff my coworker an absolute hero maliciously complied his security on one of our subcontractor jobs the customer was a manufacturer for high-end electronic components security was tight as a small 4 foot by 6 foot box could contain 250 thousand dollars worth of microchips our team was installing equipment in their facility for one week a security checkpoint had to be passed every trip in or out of the building mr. security guard who will call Chad decided my coworkers steve was more suspicious than the other four techs so every trip in or out not only was Steve made to dump the entire contents of his backpack out on the table and go through it Chad required Steve to show him the last five pictures taken on his phone to prove he wasn't stealing secrets this is all fine except chaplets everyone else through without any sort of inspection Steve is trying to stay positive but obviously this is eating away at him Steve tries to be overly positive and also a bit snarky with comments like thank you paul blart for keeping America safe which bust up the rest of our crew then Steve has the idea that will free him the rest of the week Wednesday comes along Steve is overly scrutinized on her way in as usual as we head to security at lunch Steve says he has to go to the bathroom he comes back out a few minutes later absolutely giddy chad blart mall cop stops us on our way out and asked Steve to see his camera roll Steve gladly hands the phone over chad is greeted by some very peculiarly angled shots of Steve's butthole what the f Chad throws the phone down the table oh sorry I thought I had a hemorrhoid and wanted to see how bad it was is everything okay with my pictures is the facility safe Chad never checked Steve's materials again good on you Steve that was our sloshed malicious compliance and if you like this video then please let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel

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Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 16 2020