r/Choosingbeggars Why is Slavery Illegal?!? 😢😭

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where a ceo complains that slavery is illegal where's my effing government check what the f will a thousand do buy me ultra padded charmin so my squeaky clean butt can stay nice and dry while i'm drowning in tears from effing boredom jesus epping christ on a bike the government can keep their loose change it's time that my friends and family step up to the plate and offer me something that will carry me through this time please comment your donation amounts and whether you're paying me cash check venmo etc no donations lower than 50 dollars for ease of consolidation i'll give you 350 cash call me at this phone number hello you gave me a strip club's phone number yes i did now you can apply because that's how much strippers make a night go f yourself and shove a chewed red corn on the cob up your butt hole man 350 bucks per night am i in the wrong profession selling roller skates for 150 bucks is this still available i would pay 80 cash today if you could deliver to new west you want me to knock off seventy dollars and drive to new west in the middle of a pandemic hard pass you're scared to drive your own car low hard pass for being an idiot and a [ __ ] good luck i can see why they're still for sale lol on this next post this choosing beggar commissioned an artist for customized easter egg buckets the creator said i'm the owner of personalized and made with love i live in hopper's crossing and can have items made within 24 hours ready for contactless pickup hello i'm looking for easter buckets with my son and daughter's name on it please and thank you have you got designs i have buckets and tin pails and how much for a pink one and a blue one please they're 15 bucks each i can make it in the next hour or two ready for pick up i get paid tuesday so i'll do it then if that's okay and i'll have to try to pick it up i live in wearabee but don't drive on the blue one the name is eli and the pink one is ariana please and thank you do you know someone that can pick it up for you i can make them for you now are you winning the big bucket or the tin ones with handles are they different prices i wanted the medal with handle please same price no worries i'll make them up for you now ready for whenever you order much appreciated then a few hours later hey hun were you able to find someone to pick up the buckets i can't find anyone to pick them up as people aren't going out oh no you don't think you'll get them by easter i'm okay with that if you are did you want to just bank transfer the money for now i'll have to pass my partner ended up getting the kids a bucket without me even knowing i'm sorry to hear but this is a business and i have used my time to create something personalized for you can you please still pay me for my time and pick up the items you ordered no many hungry people it took not even five minutes to do it excuse me you can't be serious you came to me you asked me to do it yeah so i could see what they look like i'm not paying that other people seen them and said they wouldn't pay that for them and the amazing thing about this is that it wasn't the artist who posted screenshot conversation it was the choosing beggar who posted it she said delete if you want just saying my opinion so i will not be putting up with people demanding me for money i will not buy something that is not worth it it took not even five minutes i don't want something that's slapped together i want something that took time so if you want to mouth off and carry on about this go ahead i know there will be plenty more demanding disrespectful money hungry people on this next post a choosing beggar found his conversation posted on reddit why did you put our conversation on reddit f-face make me my channel banner or i'm reporting you that's funny i thought you blocked me so i'm guessing this means you couldn't find someone willing to make you a youtube banner for one dollar then f off butt wipe just make me my banner and i won't report you for wasting my time you know what you're right how could i turn down such a handsome payment and then opie makes a youtube banner that just says i'm a choosing beggar hope you like it such a waste of my effing time you get what you pay for especially when you also waste my time have a nice day after you reported your account is gonna get deleted good luck with the channel go jump off the blank you piece of garbage blocked again looking for free laptop for work zero dollars i'm looking for a laptop that i can use for my work and home its size can be anywhere from 11 inches to 15.6 inches i will need it delivered to my address will be given if i accept your offer brands i would accept include microsoft hp acer asus lenovo apple etc on this next post op is asking strangers on the internet for 200 to throw a dog's birthday party dang i really wish i got more i'm super grateful for what i got a hundred percent but i only got 55 out of what i needed and then an admin responds op this is extremely not allowed this is guilt posting and very against the rules and fundamentals of our group i'm muting you for seven days and turning your comments off message the mod men team page with any questions also what on earth you need to buy for 200 for a dog's birthday a pack of bacon is like 10 bucks and in my experience that's all you need to make a dog very very happy a user liked your comments so much they've given you the reduce reuse recycle award they've included this note had a bad day thanks for making me laugh smiley face as a reward you get the special reduce reuse recycle award icon on your comments very dapper are you effing kidding me i spend my time writing a funny comment and you give me a worthless award you should at least give me gold jesus christ f you i'm sorry frowny face i don't have enough coins to give you gold i gave you all i had left man responses like this makes me wish reddit had an option to unsend awards i can't believe op apologized to this choosing beggar he doesn't deserve an apology let alone an award email subject compensation hi i don't know if you remember me but we used to go to school together in dubai i sat opposite you for most classes well your email was on your facebook and i know that you're doing art now so i was wondering if you would paint me something to go in my house like a big mural or something it would need to be done in the next couple of weeks or so cause i'm sure you're not doing much due to the pandemic anyway let me know what you think hi when you say dubai do you mean in year two because i'm having a hard time placing you but anyway i'm still doing my essays for the end of the year but i think i'll be able to work on something exactly how big are you wanting this painting to be i have a couple of canvases already primed at my house so you're in luck there's one that's 2 meters by 2 meters or one that's 1.5 by 3 meters also what exactly are you wanting me to paint because that might affect how long it takes thanks i can't believe that you don't remember me that's actually a bit rude but anyways it's going to be a picture of me and my dog it's my mom's birthday coming up and i know she'll just love it cause she loves us so much for the size i was actually wanting a whole lot bigger like maybe five meters by seven meters because it's going to be a statement piece for time i need it to be done in two weeks please as that's when her birthday is also i won't be able to pay you until this whole pandemic thing is over just in case you're about to ask about price i don't know if you know but my mom owns a hairdresser's and she'll be willing to come to yours and do your hair when she picks up the painting in exchange as nice as that offer is i think i'm going to have to decline for starters for me to get a canvas that size it would cost a lot of money and labor not even factoring in the pandemic to just get it to my place then it would take me way longer than two weeks to pay something that size also if i'm not going to get paid for it then there really isn't any point in me going out of my way for this i'm sorry wow omg you're so effing rude first you're like i don't even know who you are and now you're like i'm not even getting paid what is it about a free haircut that you don't understand people are literally out on the street demanding haircuts and here's me offering you one for free second of all you've met my mom and now you're actually ruining her birthday by refusing her gift so i'm telling her that this is all your fault i knew when i met you that you'd be useless so effing selfish don't ever contact me again so for my american listeners out there a five by seven meter mural is like 15 feet by 21 feet i mean my mom really loves me but if i showed up at her place with a 15 by 21 foot mural of me she'd be like sweetie what the heck am i supposed to do with this thing i mean how would you even transport it it's bigger than a car when you interview a candidate you have to test the waters with them coven 19 gave me the perfect way of doing that prospective employees who are in it for the company and positive work experience will understand and be fine with it when i say due to the economic uncertainty as a result of copin 19 salary will be determined and given out once the pandemic is over and once we start making company revenue ultimately it's good to know who's up front who's interested in the company because it's the company and who's in it only for the money those who are in it because it's the company and work experience are in it for the future i can see them being a potential long-term employee that's the type of employee i need and want to afford a salary for candidates who are extremely work experience driven and not solely money driven if they say yes that's fine they get hired and will of course get a salary in the future if they say no i don't agree to this it means they're not the right candidate for me because they're not work experience driven and instead are solely money driven ceo life an employee who will work for you for no salary the word i believe you're looking for is slave hey bro you think i can get another one thousand dollars to help me pay rent for may that's coming up i thought your rent was five hundred dollars nah man i got rent car payment electric and water bill and i need to feed my kids sorry man i can't spare any money right now i've already helped multiple people and i still need to make sure i have enough to take care of myself and my parents i thought we were cool look here i really need it so i can feed my kids or we might be homeless i know you make enough cause i see you driving nice cars and you have a nice place it takes me two weeks to make my rent probably only take you a day or two of your work to help pay for my rent and stuff i already gave you 500 bucks last month with no strings attached for you to keep because i wanted to do something good at best i can send you a hundred dollar safeway card to use to buy food for your kids but you're gonna have to figure out the rest on your own no man i need more than just that you want my kids to become homeless come on bro do me another favor please i know you have money stop being selfish dude no screw you two if my kids and i become homeless it's on you shaking my head no wonder everyone hates rich people whatever are you going to send that 100 safeway card so i can feed my kids after all that no go figure out a way to feed your family your responsibility there you go again being selfish i can't believe op only gave away five hundred dollars for free and didn't give away fifteen hundred dollars what a selfish prick for this next post the choosing beggar constantly posts on facebook talking about how much debt she's in begging for a job so op sends her this hey hope you're doing all right i've been promoted at my company and they're now letting me hire an assistant the job isn't too strenuous it'll involve answering phone calls making photocopies and general admin work i saw you were looking for a job is it something you're interested in doing what day is it well i was thinking full time so from monday to friday nine to five but if that doesn't suit you we can do part time instead i head community college monday and wednesday morning okay how does thursday and friday sound i have soccer on those days um okay well what about saturday i've gotta go into the office for the next few saturdays as i've got a huge workload due to the promotion that's when i have play soccer matches and soccer comes before everything f off blank you literally post every other day about how you have no money and have so much debt to pay and how you can't find a job anywhere you constantly tell sob stories yet all you do is make excuses good luck becoming the next david beckham you [ __ ] a few you mayonnaise guzzling grunt soccer and community college come before everything else it's not my fault i don't have time you know i appreciate this woman's passion but i've never heard of someone putting soccer before everything including things like oh i don't know rent and electricity and food on this next post opie's neighbors build a fence and then op gets this letter from them we have attached the invoice for the fence that we recently built between our boundaries we feel that it is only fair that you should pay half the cost considering it benefits both of us we also ask that there are no modifications made to the fence as it is still within our boundary eg painting or hanging objects we have had to give up part of our walkway in order to build this anything that is done on the side facing you will be removed when payment is made this will give no ownership rights over the fence so we have to pay you 200 pounds for a fence that we didn't want didn't ask for and can't own no thanks that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this video then hit that subscribe 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Length: 15min 51sec (951 seconds)

Published: Wed May 13 2020