Roasting Fans (pt. 3)

all right let's walk it all right let's walk in okay great well it's not fair you or your high heels now I'm gonna look small so I gotta go no these are actually lower than might be shorter oh do this yeah yeah yeah all right cool yeah that's good I feel natural welcome back to Epstein didn't kill himself welcome back to F Steen definitely didn't kill himself this is rustling fans part three actually I didn't realize totally probable the second part that we did and we tried to get Spock for this one I know but the [ __ ] is too busy apparently so I switch up on you you know today we're gonna be roasting people we had them send in images on Twitter yeah so this is them consenting to being roasted uh-huh and don't know let's tell them the truth we just went down LinkedIn and we just found some random people and we just feel like one LinkedIn yeah they didn't need a good talking to random employees yeah yeah we've also gone and reported all of them to HR for you as they didn't do yeah so alright we're gonna start with Jack Harlow with diabetes this is a cold ass pedophile outfit yeah it really is this is yeah yeah this is like this is like this is the diddle kids fit yeah if the throw if Megan's Law had a web store this is like top it they got this from my priest depop yeah you look like Humpty Dumpty you got the same jaw line as the Forever Alone meme big ass cheeks and [ __ ] [ __ ] alright I think we called the first person a pedophile yeah five minutes this guy looks like he does IT for Guitar Center [ __ ] me the chameleon has eyes dude your eyes are biggest [ __ ] can you see this guy doing like a like a metal song like riff tutorial on YouTube yeah man tell us more about your Stratton who gives a [ __ ] my man be asking his girl to pull his hair in bed dude you are at the top of only fans donor list now dude I see that [ __ ] picture at the very top he's sitting there see my name thank you again Steven this dude eats [ __ ] with a pic oh come on let me tune your friends [Music] focus sixteen years old dude I don't know I don't really know what to say about this chunky ass boys yeah big guys have big ol Theismann no to me he looks like a nice guy yeah which is not a compliment he used those big ass thighs to carry his wife's boyfriend home [ __ ] default we me ass [ __ ] like if someone could like if if there was like default a for a character just in life it's this fool yeah yeah this is where you start with and yeah you make it better he just did it like damn dog you'd want to get some new clothes is like no I'm gonna go with the default yeah really you don't want to do anything oh well slap an apple watch on there no I want to say something about drinking beer but his uh his sponsor already talks to him about it's nice oh here we go here we go well I she puts this on the internet but this is for her dad anything to get in contact hey dad look I'm like you I'm smoking a cigarette hey Dad I'm like you I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes kinda this this is another example of Spock with this hair tied up if I'm being honest mm-hmm Spock's better-looking car all right all right all right the [ __ ] balls on this dude yeah the balls yeah to send us a picture of your self with a [ __ ] snapchat filter on yeah you [ __ ] this is a this is the face of a dude who gets left on red often what climbing gym do you get rejected by girls at there you go I know he climbs I know he climbs his picture to some chicks it just bull dirt just got finished bouldering chalked up hands with the fresh from the wall what the [ __ ] is he I don't know Denver probably [ __ ] boy hiker the worst combo you want to share some granola later I got some nuts for you yeah oh come on come on let the five head out you know you're not tricking us with that [ __ ] that garden rake hanging over your head yeah bangs are like the cosmetic equivalent of barbed wire yeah it's some [ __ ] inside here it is some [ __ ] in here there's damaged goods inside this yeah inside these wheels you went into the hairstylist and you were like can I get the self-conscious can I talk to your man it's the hey can I talk to the manager could you get the manager from would it be okay if I see okay fine I can eat it yeah I hate these pictures I really do yeah cuz they're not they're not funny they're not funny yeah we've been over that though yeah we've already seen oh no no no no no you dressed like a twister mat because you're used to letting people walk all over you oh that was good hey sir this is Harley Quinn with a cookie addiction you put the hitch in UTI ha ha ha oh [ __ ] is the first person in line at a Harry Styles meet-and-greet well that's how she feels after she goes up and goes hi is like next Oh goddamn my guy dude top [ __ ] yo top account on reddit right here top 5 right yeah just my man got hella karma on reddit yeah this is Ted Bundy with a thyroid problem this is Ted Bundy if he killed his victims and then ate them dog how much craft beer have you brewed for the friends you don't have come on you guys want to come over and try my new IPA no I just got the newest snakes and ladders it's cool man it's the same one it's always been but now I don't know version we're going on what's braids fine we're going home you look like you're always trying to convince your coworkers to do something that's boring as [ __ ] you're the one leave out of this slack crew no really admit my mixology class is a lot of fun I swear come on guys we can go it starts right after work we can leave a living even a little bit earlier and I want to see I'll stay yeah that's I must stay alive yeah we'll work just all Friday night matter of fact I'm good bro thank you though you look like you're always giving hugs nobody asked for oh that's good he's the guy had [ __ ] Red Rocks yes sure this is free hugs and no he's coming up to him either that or just a hug that lasts a little too long she looks like an Easter Island statue glasses thick as [ __ ] good for reading all the calls rejection letters you look like all the teachers I didn't ever respect oh cool who did you try to cancel today dope dude tell us more about how you love Brock Hampton this was the kid who was like Drake get the [ __ ] off stage did we want Frank dude it's full wears overalls cuz he's always working on his self-esteem every time he puts on a pair of overalls a farmer dies he knew that wide-angle iphone to capture the gaping space between his parents look at me I'm edgy are you guitar dog sex the [ __ ] up yeah there's nothing funny about this picture I'm the best part about this picture and I'm facing the [ __ ] wall I don't even I don't even have to know you to know you talk way too much yeah bro where does that hat what does that beanie start long as head like an almond there you can tell that she's like I'm the funny one of the friends newsflash you are not look at me I'm crouched down this looks like a because I'm one of those corny like cell phone case salesmen in the mall oh yeah yeah you can run a booth at the mall for sure my man is trying to sell [ __ ] hair products to women all day at the mall come here come here either that are like the worst club promoter oh there it is that's what it is man yeah that's exactly it he takes every girl on his phone every single night yes ladies night tonight oh boy oh you look like an earthworm it looks like a before-and-after addicted to Faygo no a their their haircuts combined or like a progress take on balding what the [ __ ] is cut no no this [ __ ] this [ __ ] medieval Friar Tuck [ __ ] all these are Golden Corral regulars bro these guys got ranch in their backpacks yeah they're only robbing buffet places that's really a right now give us the food bro put the cream corn in the bag do it bro if you cut out his head this looks like looks like every girl on Twitter oh you built like a depressed a girl man I'm be honest brothers is the least intimidated I've ever felt pull up on me like this I think I'm inclined to keep walking this is Codell if she worked at Hot Topic yeah this is Codell if she keyed cars yeah oh look it's the seventh member of every band this is Santa if he gave out jewel pots for Christmas yeah yeah this is Santa Claus if he only gave away CBD pens and Herbalife yeah like I don't get it I don't got to be in the room to know this guy talks way too loud all the time you look like you're gonna grow up to be a dweeb now he looks like Oh what's his face from succession Shiv a Tom yeah it looks like Tom yeah yeah yeah yeah you're a goober he swallowed my calm but then she spit it in my mouth so it's not cheating this is how he eats vagina are you enjoying the same face he makes every time he comes into that corner of his room crusty ass corner of his room oh all right cool trying to go to swim practice all right guys thanks for watching make sure you check out our podcast we test every single week every single leaf on the YouTube app and you can find us on there yeah yeah yeah yeah keep your eyes open be ready we got something we got something coming yeah coming coming harder than the last kid we're us no no nobody comes already [Music] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 4,364,117

Rating: 4.9685221 out of 5

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Id: wFPZrZCHKvQ

Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020