r/Mildlyvandalised | DON'T PRESS IT.

uh uh blind angel guard unexpected mutation badger what the hell is a mutation badger especially one that's unexpected i already don't like badgers enough we don't need no stinking badgers [Music] what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash wait a minute what the heck are we taking a look at mildly vandalized huh that's a new one at least to me i'm not much of a redditor okay let's get in there shall we what is this a building for ants get it i don't know guys bikes and lane what the hell okay i just have to say everything in the world would be better with googly eyes especially ones of different sizes and s area stop breeding so much no press butt to flush thank you you're welcome i suppose tastes like butt made with sweet cream buttermilk no cholesterol huh oh crap this expired a long time ago you know your meme is not gonna do too well in the long run when you put the date on it i heart cheese well this random person and myself have at least one thing in common i sure do love me some cheese and you all know exactly what type of cheese i like don't you say it say it say the type of cheese i like ah god dang it i'm not an x-man i really gotta pee come on there's supposed to be a bathroom for people like me don't bother nah right i won't wow cookie monster really let himself go huh at least he found a job as a recycling bin after all this time oh remember what i said about googly eyes making everything better i'm gonna take that back we're gonna have to set some boundaries department of crow yeah that's embarrassing oopsy poopsy life is beautiful you're incredibly correct and what a perfect place to vandalize anything out in nature i'll let you have this one cause it's cute heart disease is back oh finally mcdonald's took that away such a long time ago i never thought we were getting it back at all i wonder if they got it on sale though is it on the dollar menu all pets on leash did they decapitate that dog watch downhill pee ooh where where am i supposed to walk where can i see it ah look at that guy he's so happy he gets to drive the train try drugs all right which kind ibuprofen i like to crunch them up and mix them into my milkshakes eat a friend heck eat them all i will do what i must i've always told zach that someday i'm gonna eat them you got plenty of meat on them bones boy probably tastes like chicken quick out of all the narrators here on mk who do you think would taste the best what's your thoughts down below speed law strictly enforced ah look it's the googly-eyed cops do not enter hey hey what the hell can't you read god so rude ah yes absolutely beautiful god dang it googly eyes everywhere where fart and science collide okay i'm gonna need to go there i have got to see the fart and science experiments that they do aquatics oh hey look at that more googly eyes are you guys seeing a pattern cause i'm seeing a bit of a pattern here welcome to fisting is that a town in montana is there anybody in the comments that lives in fisting and i mean anywhere it doesn't have to be somewhere in montana i just want to see if it exists pedestrians for your safety cross at traffic signals oh yeah some lowest bitter sign making all new from thomas a package of [ __ ] me ups all you have to do is eat one single [ __ ] me up every single day and you'll perk right up [ __ ] me ups exclusively from thomas yeah the guys that make the bagels announce when passing gas i don't think we should be doing that it might not be worth the trouble of announcing it at all gay use only ah dang it i went to the gay docs again man i make that mistake every week would you like some hand soap hair push on my chin stop hammer time everybody that stops at this particular sign has to get out of the car and do the dance it is a requirement baby hanging station do not leave children unattended all right well if i'm hanging my baby i don't really want to sit around and watch you know what i mean well doesn't he look nice and dignified and very smart hey you want to go to long john silver's now let's go to carl's j wait a minute we have moved to hell yeah that sounds like carl's jr to me yo hey what's up one two three four six seven eight well well well what do we have here an incredibly disrespectful placement of a sticker kind of important to be able to know when to go and yes i understand it doesn't cover the whole light i'm just saying that's a really stupid place to put it the homo available for asses eighth ninth and tenth oh all right okay i can get down with that didn't know zack was available so soon but all right ah look it is the pornhub what you guys thought they just made that name up dude is he hula who bid bro do some tricks hey yo do a kick flip oh no what they do to my boy okay it's fine as long as he can still cook a mean krabby patty i pump penises make america great again i would have voted for whoever this was what the hell did someone drop an anvil on the cat's head again shame on you life is temporary whoa dude it is temporary isn't it really weird it took a horrible photograph of a vandalized street sign for me to realize it but it is it is temporary i'm gonna die soon it's the clitoris bin hey i found it all right loading loading loading i have been looking at this image for like six hours and it has not loaded any farther all right what do we got here this doesn't look out of the oh there it is yep there it is you just gotta look a little bit deeper sometimes and you'll find it reserved for aperture films may 9th and may 10th uh no it's reserved for mature milfs may 9th and a 10th all right we got caribou cross in the next six milfs the next six what you know i'll take that over a real mirror any day cause this guy is significantly more handsome and i'd like to pretend i look a little bit like him blue bell fudge bars or blue bell crunch bars either way judging by the advertising they put on these which are incredibly horrific just on their own by the way it looks like the cavities are going to get to you first what are you doing coach i'm just enjoying me a bluebell fudge bar timmy avondale estates city limit tree city usa the arbor day foundation has been there for 36 years also we use motorized farts here well i guess it's more eco-friendly for lease navidad oh i get it do you what in the world nice tag thank you oh they're so polite to each other but you guys still [ __ ] up my door note skateboarding or bicycling on sidewalks is fun i'm sure it is are you okay no next question omen what this is giving me a pretty uneasy feeling see i'm all for this type of vandalism i mean look how cute the little ghosts are yes i get that usps boxes are federal property blah blah blah go to prison get beat up and you die whatever but look how cool they look i really really wish that my brain worked like a lot of artists brains worked i mean take this image for example someone looks at the trunk of this tree with knots and twists and imperfections in them and what do they see a cute little couple smooching pee limit dude i can pee 30 in that area oh sign me up i'm getting in the car right now i need some gas anybody want to go to pee way pew street what did you expect me to have something else to say pimpala you know what sure i'mma give you a d plus for the funniness of this idea though i mean you could have gone with gimpala welcome to the horse poo sounds like an absolutely lovely place must smell great there all right all right i'm gonna give this one an a-plus how cute is that come on that's the type of vandalism that puts a smile on people's faces and not for a crass reason also if you couldn't tell i really don't give a rat's ass about vandalism buildings are boring make them look more interesting please well i regret what i just said stop making things look interesting i did not want to see the professor naked on a bicycle no way dude is that rudolph it's not even christmas time yet rum where's it all gone though why is it always gone in school look i would agree but i'm an adult now so i don't have to care anymore as someone that graduated with a 2.4 gpa and has no discernible skills or knowledge whatsoever so i read reddit posts for a living stay in school if 2020 were a hand sanitizer rub onto anus until cry hey you can't do that that's not okay say no to ass man what why the hell would i do that if someone offers me ass i'm gonna say yeah why did i say that let's move on ass stance dogs only alright whatever you say i suppose notice automobiles are forbidden from parking on the ass are they is that a rule rodney ass man county ass qualified conservative veteran yeah i'm not voting for that guy what an ass oh god welcome to asheville home of the powerpuff girls [Music] [Laughter] that's where i live on sex avenue oh no i shouldn't have said that no don't look up my street address mitsubishi more like it's ah come on they're not that bad have you ever driven a ford definitely undo that one i don't like the way he's eyeballing my goodies hey wait a minute is that my man crush matt watson blue lives matter pray for america is that a smurf ah there we are we're back in it with the googly eyes i do appreciate that these are big ones though you rarely see the giant googly eyes out in the wild welcome to the swear house you wanna buy a suit you better get to swearing swearing on your daddy's grave that is caution do not touch thoughts all right please have ticket or ass ready well i don't have a ticket ah guy dang it not again kilroy was here oh my god kilroy wow also is this an outhouse at some decrepit ymca campsite tragic men sounds like me a very tragic man stop eating animals without gravy i know right why the hell would you eat them without seasoning or something else on the side or you know dumping gravy all over it wash me i love the sun you know i said that to some poor woman on the street once i wasn't really feeling myself and i did end up in jail for a night or two employees must wash anus what every single time okay this is getting a little bit ridiculous wet milf wait oh my god this dude's been walking the dog for like 800 years hello team mk i'm a 12 year old in the philippines that truly enjoys your content in return i give you this fan art the person in the fan art is robin because he's my favorite enjoy no way my stand and just like that we've come to the end of another video ladies and gentlemen always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click the bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

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Id: 5ei7aWZ89KY

Length: 12min 19sec (739 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020