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stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween it's terrible for the environment locally sourced all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly if only i were allowed to go and source them myself legally how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash hold up wait a minute what the hell's going on here let's get right to it i know amazon drivers be like damn this house again i work on an ambulance the thought is the exact same oh man that's a lot more sad jeff bezos i don't like it when people say i look like an alien therapist well you did exploit earth's resources also bezos so that i can build my spaceship licks eyeball this just in tragically jeff bezos returns to earth safely after barely touching space finally bought a new car for myself everyone said get a yellow car but i think blue looks better hey that pickup is a little bit more useful than both of these pieces of crap do you really have a cat yes can i go to your house to see the cat of course where is the cat meow wait hold on wait a minute what me p's on the side of the bowl to be more quiet my brother trying to eat his cereal oh god damn it i love cheating if you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you have you ever been cheated on i forgot some people are in relationships to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams that's a bit of an important distinction you needed to make when your mom told you not to get tattoos because they're expensive and permanent but insist you get a wife and have children no one can defeat me you sure about that how in the world did you get verified as paper how's that humanly possible the longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on delta flight 963 from la to tokyo babe i'm pregnant and you're the father seriously it's a prank april fool's day babe you mean you're not pregnant i mean you're not the father oh how the turntables be sure to try our vegan options just so you guys know feta cheese is not vegan you might want to look into that yeah we really don't care i'm 16 looking for a virgin girl any age to push off a cliff and sacrifice to the sea gods what kind of trouble did you get yourself into no really be honest the first polish language dictionary published in 1746 included definitions such as horse everyone knows what a horse is incredibly helpful i wish i didn't exist granted poof nothing changed look again how do they even install these i think they install them and then build the ocean around it that does make the most sense i think a grandma had this picture on her mantle because she thought it was jesus thank god it is not another obi-wan one though hey dad the mailman dropped this off thank you son what's it say dad call me jim this brazilian girl is a big fan of k-pop and all korean culture so her father without understanding much wanted to customize this party with the most famous korean character he found wrong korea dad but you really are rocking those suspenders so we're gonna give you an a for effort the floor is lava everyone pompeii 79 a.d what a fun game that must have been i mean how often do you get everybody in on it looks real these are great looks like it's lit and has people running to tell you to put it out i work in an oil refinery and people are going insane worth every penny uh well that's a weird way to have fun but all right don old people i know i shouldn't have done this but i am 79 years old and i was in the mcdonald's drive through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because i was taking too long to place my order so when i got to the first window i paid for her order along with my own the cashier must have told her what i'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed thank you obviously embarrassed that i had repaid her rudeness with kindness when i got to the second window i showed them both receipts and took her food too now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again don't blow your horn at old people they've been around a long time that's just genius i love it who says only men drive trucks big rig driver amelia stopped by this morning to redeem her cranking the hog reward points for this brand new mini fridge valued at over 500 due to the monster energy branding thanks for continuing to let us service you amelia wants us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered someone she accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory also please stop pooping in our parking lot this whole image is just what the hell just a quick reminder that beast boy turned into a cow so it was just milk male cows can't produce milk stop making fun of my name no i don't think we're gonna why the hell did someone print this out by the way horrifying sperm bank slash greek yogurt mix-up scandal oops oops is insufficient i don't know i think it sums it up pretty well if this is a pair of scissors then what the hell is this oh man not one of these i don't know man i don't think about scissors enough to be able to tell ya he always gets so excited when i take him to the dog park yeah because he's hungry you have a math exam your dad will give you 300 if you pass your mom will give you 500 if you pass you realize you can get a thousand dollars if you that yeah you got it bro you got it my hot flight attendant asked how i liked my coffee trying to sound cool i told her i like my coffee how i like my women and that's when she told me that's cute honey but the coffee's free you don't have to pay for it here this is why you don't need to uh be a creep around people when they're just doing their jobs you'll get wrecked masturbating men will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife says muslim televangelist what the hell is wrong with some of these people man okay so the samurai were officially abolished as a cast in japanese society during the meiji restoration in 1867 the first ever fax machine the printing telegraph was invented in 1843 and abraham lincoln was famously assassinated at ford's theater in 1865 which means there was a 22-year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to abraham lincoln this seems like the type of [ __ ] that the history channel should have become you know what i'm saying mike please don't wear this shirt this is why i bought it susan it's not gay if it's tsa you're just asking for quote-unquote random selection when you wear that one believing in the bible makes you as a christian but reading and understanding the bible from first to the last page makes you an atheist strongly disagree okay i do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man she must be silent please be silent sofia no no no no no you got this all wrong you're allowed to cherry-pick the word of god for more information on lung cancer keep smoking took my son to meet his real dad today oh he must have had such a good time when you kidnap a thousand kids and unlock the golden van imagine paying that much for a ford transit and gold wrapping it though all jokes aside first date with a vegan if a service dog approaches you and he's alone it means that the owner can't move us in trouble follow him and you can get a free wallet it's a board son of a [ __ ] i've never seen one sentence headline contradict itself tj miller's wife making a name for herself in new york i'm 26 and can't open my eyes underwater i'm 47 and can't snap my fingers state your age in something you can't ah i see i'm 55 and can't go within 500 feet of an elementary school huh what a wacky one if this post gets 19.5 upvotes i will literally do what the top comment is jack off to furry porn this has already been done these anime are legendary naruto bleach one piece assassination classroom oh i understand you failed your drug test i had a poppy seed bagel explain the weed and cocaine it was an everything bagel why are they why these two i don't understand mcdonald's sucks [ __ ] off barbara nick we are very sorry about nick's actions and we have let him go why he's right off barbara election stress cardi b smoked three cigarettes at once watching poll results this is exactly why her name is just short for cardiovascular bronchitis and nobody can change my mind when you [ __ ] on one million cars and upgrade to phoenix well that upgrade's gonna hurt at first because you do have to burn down to ashes oh yeah dr evil incarnate man funny everybody called elon musk the real iron man but he's just as dr evil he just didn't really look that way because he used his money to get his hair back yes they're both incredibly horrible people i'm sorry george is getting a little too curious well george may be [ __ ] around but you know what they say george gonna find out anyone else having trouble with bears doing drug deals in their backyards i don't think they're doing a drug deal it looks like they could be getting married best decision ever oh thanks man i already got one what kind of freak comes up to you and offers you a cigarette while you're currently in the middle of a cigarette my dad got to watch armstrong walk on the moon i get to watch the guy who killed bookstores write a dick into space ah ride his dick into space almost guaranteed he modeled it after his own ding-ding dude don't worry about world hunger don't worry about the homelessness crisis jeff bezos got to go to space kind of my dog just ran away i'm so sorry to hear that yeah i'm here if you need anything i still have a boyfriend yeah and i still have my dog what's your [ __ ] point i mean look even the fbi agent's cheering you on dude i'll see you it's 4 20 make a wish well well well which eeyore is the real eeyore shoot him he's the clone i'm the real eeyore the real one would never pass up a chance to die if you get a loan from a bank it's gonna take like 20 to 30 years to pay them back but if you rob the bank you're only in jail for 10 years follow me for more financial advice man wait 20 to 30 years on a mortgage sure what the [ __ ] other loan takes that long gave up my seat on the bus for an elderly woman and this [ __ ] lady crashes the bus and gets me fired zack you buffoon i wish grandpa were here to see this i've always liked older men huh what the [ __ ] jonathan how did he know it was his fault immediately hell no why myself or my kids will never get the flu shot one of many reasons texas 14 year old virgin falls pregnant after flu shot wait a minute hold on jeff bezos is worth over a hundred billion dollars and barely made it to the edge of space i have a negative net worth and got head in a cemetery one time so who's really the success story here that audio frequency shaped like a butt plug that's amazing see if i can make a dick one nice he is speaking the language of the gods i'm impressed is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room well i've gotten in trouble for jerking it once so but is it illegal i jerked off in a dressing room do i sound like a lawyer hi there i'm bored let's go to dick lick park wait what me using my front camera as a mirror to shave my ass the rest of my zoom meeting but it's totally normal and on that specifically fantastic note we've come to the end of another video folks before we get going though let's take a look at today's fan art all the narrators in every single uncomfortable subreddit video basically and here we have yet another piece of fanart done in ms paint i'm so sorry for making everyone a furry in this it wasn't intentional i swear sure it wasn't good lord i am wide [Laughter] oh i love it though still adore that these are done in ms paint it's just it's just fantastic dang it's all b stars up in this [ __ ] always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like 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Channel: EmKay

Views: 511,355

Rating: 4.9622283 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes, Holup

Id: sR69ejhH5Kw

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021