r/Memes · when masks gone

sad mobile gamers with no computer noises just buy a computer not everyone has the money to buy it just buy the money duh smort how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes mf is on this app laugh at anything watch this a b c d e f g you're god damn right the lead singer of a band fans drummer and guitarist bassist i am crocheting every pokemon uh six out of 892. here's squirtle we will watch joker with great interest i am new says okay i'm imposter i'll skip yellow try and kill me imposter has voted one remaining yeah you got it i think i understand what to do now you'll get used to it the more you play that's how you kill try not to let anyone see you do it when you're in a real game though thanks for helping me this is the way how do i convert to judaism islam catholicism or pdf nasa makes mars missions female only to prevent sex that one lesbian imposter fidget spinner was famous three years ago oh no i have some bad news for you love what is it 5'4 omg i'm 5'2 you're perfect impossible my cat after peeing in all four of the corners of the house to mark its territory i protect the human i saw brown squatting next to the body and he didn't report was paying homage to my fallen comrade i asked so many people what lgbtq stands for and so far no one has given me a straight answer if you are depressed you are living in the past if you are anxious you are living in the future time traveler what my grandchildren will imagine when i tell them that i fought in world war three survived a worldwide pandemic and faced californian fires what i actually did yeah i was in a class zoom call when there was a faint thud in the background my teacher appeared off screen for a sec calmly remarked well my daughter just ran straight into a wall and continued to tell us about the structure of proteins the teacher oh no anyway what's wrong being a girl sucks being my girl wouldn't hey king you dropped this i don't have a sleep schedule i just passed out and hope i don't wake up same astronauts on the iss trying to sleep the ghost of neil armstrong trying to finish his tasks how have you won two world wars italy the secret ingredient is betrayal will you press the button you get infinite money but you have to walk a thousand miles first journey everyone there is already a separate youtube app for kids called youtube kids so youtube should allow adult content like swearing on the main website and switch over all the kids content to the kids platform where is that written in the name youtube kids send bobs you mean boobs what do you mean i got stuff to build send bob's fast did someone say build i sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babies and she brought one from the street it's not kidnapping it's a adoption the last meth bender yeah that's him all right spongebob i haven't heard that name in years dude me and nick are about to go to a giants game box seats wanna go nick and i what it's nick and i me and nick is not proper grammar dude you are right it's nick and i because you are no longer invited game main character we have to find the villain's lair it could be anywhere the villain's lair yeah you can get buried in a baguette coffin and put the fun in funeral i'll stuff you all in the crust mothers your daughter's four right no she's three i only had her in 2017. dads how old's your son again i don't know the four stages of taking a test confusion nervousness confused screaming random go what is heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers the answer is feathers 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers you'll also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds hi would you like to dance um sure becky we can sit here he's about to go dancing why must you hurt him this way i don't know how among this works but at this point i have seen so many memes that i learned today in math class i had the urge to fart i had the bright idea that if i dropped my textbook and farted at the same time nobody would hear it i dropped my textbook everyone looked at me then i farted loudly this guy this was not well thought out my friend hey you know this new game it's called among us let me teach you how to play me who never played the game but i understand it through memes i am four parallel universes ahead of you tic tacs are almost pure sugar but get away with calling themselves sugar free because the united states regulation says it has to have less than a gram of sugar to be sugar-free and tic-tacs are less than a gram applaud my supreme power tik-tok is getting banned for their chinese affiliations reddit is partially owned by a chinese company me a european oh no anyway hi who is this aaron changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures what's mine dwarf he's so mean i'm not that short oh hi dan when you finally confess to your crush and she admits she likes you back your alarm clock if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive girls would find me attractive who are you who are so wise in the ways of women samuel l jackson will teach you to swear in 15 languages if you vote vote gingers do have souls 10 years ago ginger still have souls eight months ago the return of the king the rock ripped a metal gate off of a brick wall because it wouldn't open rock will breach it um what you got there a smoothie china bans kids from gaming after 10 p.m and over 90 minutes a day me when i realize that i won't come up against that name now at 2 a.m japanese and korean players hey when none of your combos are working so you just start button mashing brandon bullsh go mr beast i gave my 40 millionth subscriber 40 cars day 1 subscribers of mr beast the success of among us and fall guys has proven that games don't need insane graphics to be good all that matters is fun gameplay with friends it is true graffiti removal guy comes back to discover image of himself promised my kid ice cream if his team won this is what motivation looks like get this man an ice cream me hit my friend in minecraft his 64 dogs so you have chosen death six-year-old me after saying bad morning to the teacher instead of good morning i am the dark lord imposter i prefer the original among us i said the original perfection air force planes formed 69 to mark 69th paf anniversary it's beautiful it really is also nice that kid who naruto ran the girl who got into area 51 the one and only person who got into area 51 damn the nfl been around longer than our government we've had 48 super bowls and only 44 presidents i didn't know that that cat is me just huh what police dog finds missing mom and baby on first date we will watch your career with great interest oh and posture of the vent what is your wisdom different meme templates with the same meaning should be called cinemas americans will measure with anything but the metric system doggy sized pothole patched on north side metric system am i a joke to you you never let me do anything cool if you can piss like that dude good job man am i really that pretty or are y'all lying to me tell me you're that pretty or we're lying and we're lyings winning i love democracy teacher show your homework android user iphone user yeah when you've been a meme template for years and finally get replaced by a hot girl because the internet is filled with simps i feel like my netflix is trying to tell me something top pick for aiden we think you'll like friends wondering what to watch we suggest the 40 year old virgin seems like the how to use a fire extinguisher video on youtube shouldn't have a 30 second ad before it no no he's got a point people games cause violence games can we please wear party hats because it's my birthday yeah sure thanks guys happy birthday no friend are you good at imposter me white was acting sus so i killed him fine vote me out the imposter is brown bro you truly are the lowest scum in history um what you got there a task me watching the download time go from six minutes to nine hours hmm me dropping a hentai reference at the dinner table my younger brother laughing at it she makes songs for girls who think they're psychopaths and capable of murder when in reality they're too scared to ask for more ketchup packets dead body reported back to school ads be like playfulness and joy what the hell happened here humans hate the year 2020 because reasons they're pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scratches and snuggles when you find a weird armor but it has the best stats true the spread of coronavirus is based on two factors how dense the population is and how dense the population is you wrote the same thing twice what's the other two faces detected low light conditions hey that's not okay which requires more talent tic toc star 9 walking 91 i love democracy hard to swallow pills no one is going to randomly fall in love with you if you want to be in a loving relationship you actually have to talk to people and go on dates and not just make sad posts about your love life on social media me cleaning my closet you're alive my nintendo ds still at 40 battery after six years i'm alive how i imagine depressed people to look like how depressed people actually look pokemon evolutions be like yeah yeah i mean that yeah it's accurate when the hero's about to fall off a cliff his friend who disappeared at the beginning of the movie me school test my dad a plus [Music] cashier gave too much change satan shut up and keep it me the cashier it's two dollars short satan let's see i would assume this is a spiciness scale don't worry i'm okay so so hot too hot oh my god and when you take a [ __ ] realize why it's called the scariest things on earth the dark clowns sharks serial killers death being asked to give three fun or interesting facts about yourself when your shower turns you into a safe cracker melts tungsten comfortable absolute zero it's true it does feel like this though you gotta get it just right my late teenage years expectation reality yeah perfect advertising doesn't exist never mind yes it does you're so nice i wish you could find a guy like you i'm a guy like me low yeah but you're ugly see how the heart is all nice and chopped up are you masturbating because you're horny or because you're depressed to need the dopamine why all of them at once i suppose titanic crew 1912. no one ever found out who i don't know but that guy in the bottom left he was looking kind of sus who the f looked at the middle finger and said hey yo kind of offensive i don't need sleep i need answers gordon ramsay isn't giving his children a large inheritance he also doesn't take them to expensive restaurants including his and they don't sit first class on planes because he doesn't want to spoil them you [ __ ] monkey when you jokingly ask your girlfriend to give you a club and she starts to make a ponytail you will my mom last night idiot not cool man she killed herself sorry man i didn't know after seeing your tiny dead body reported oh you're a geography teacher name every country geography teachers oh no here he goes can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the correct answer to where do you see yourself five years from now me who thought i would be doing nothing and playing video games all day sometimes my genius is almost frightening next firefox update i mean at this point yeah who i wouldn't be surprised and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash memes thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified every time easy peasy uploads and if you want to hear more of me my personal channel zack x fuller is in the description below thanks again for watching and until next time i'll see you around

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Length: 11min 43sec (703 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 05 2021