r/Me_irl · this is me

when your friend starts watching a new show and it's not the one you keep telling them to watch how's it going everyone and welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash me irl i just got rick rolled by an mf ad look if it's never going to give you up in its entirety i'm not skipping the ad how most people see america stupid idiots stupid idiots stupid cowboy idiots stupid idiots florida trash idiots yeah how lazy are you me i figured out you don't actually have to assemble these things yeah just find a box that's the same size when you spend the night at your friend's house but wake up earlier than them yeah that's accurate wait you can lose karma yes allow me to demonstrate a small price to pay for nine awards my blanket when i try to find the long side at 3 am yeah 5 year old me after saying no we can't to the bob the builder theme song teacher why are you laughing me nothing my brain random tv ads do you trust me boomers with every cell of my body drinking the whole water bottle and one sip at 3am gentlemen we've had a breakthrough i failed a student for their midterm grade and they just sent me an email that just says bruh deadass can we appreciate the respectfully though me picking a career field me picking the cookie with the most chocolate chips ceos during economic boom ceos during recession our losses me i trained his chicken to talk her let's see me what's a male deer chicken [ __ ] me how much is 200 pennies chicken buck buck her this is stupid me it gets better chicken it gets way better susan this is what the animal crossing developers think cool means they're damn right you freaking [ __ ] me trying to avoid eye contact with the crackhead at the gas station when you push the vacuum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you can hear that crackle such a beautiful day danger danger danger sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation it's like being dead without the commitment an open relationship with death death with benefits probability of contagion very high high medium low six feet very low none want to hear my band's demo i like how he turns away me falling in love with a girl god using her to hurt me for character development when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them yeah dad why covet is temporary the drip is forever there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy there is no ds card inserted this freaking duck costed two hundred thousand dollars of taxpayer money all it does is float around canada he's doing his freaking best okay years back in adbc i can hear enemy footsteps almost a mile away there's around 78 men and 25 horses years in 2020 my friends oh my god i have a dream where i kissed my crush my dreams the eggs travel it was 1997 i was outside mcdonald's on queen street age 15 and old lady barks speak english at a pair of young korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes oh i want a nice cup of tea look at me i'm english i want to eat plain toast i miss him every single day teacher gives us an online exam me and my friends solve it together on discord teacher so looks like the exam was good only four failed me and my friends man memorizes french dictionary to win french scrabble tournament does not speak french mad lad so i found a door in a tree trunk and it was full of a pile of money and a single frog so you broke into his house i love you dad gay the one true gender i look inside myself and i ask do i feel like a man or a woman and the answer is that i feel like crap nine-year-old me being labeled as gifted and intelligent present me with no social skills relationships achievements and dumbest frick just delivered grubhub to this customer and now i see why coronavirus is kicking our ass can you ask for no cheese on my cheeseburger yeah and apparently the hamburger is a dollar cheaper if you just want that i do not want a hamburger i want a cheeseburger with no cheese if i wanted a hamburger i'd order a hamburger okay there goes your tip girls is my handwriting good yeah but you can still make it better boys what'd you write here i don't know i was reading about thomas jefferson's medical history and violin headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied march 1764 age 20. have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression i put something on netflix and scroll reddit instead of watching it does that help no i just bought a 400 000 house ohio california i'll stop making jokes about mental illness when mental illness stops making a joke out of me it's only fair how i think my english is how it really is aren't you american that's the issue interviewer so tell me a little bit about yourself me i'd rather not i really need this job please put ketchup on the shopping list okay no problem hmm i can't read a damn word of this 11 year old me why would someone want to kill themselves 21 year old me after going through adulthoods i'm not gonna do it but i totally get it me when i suddenly forget a word in my native language but i know it in english me sits in that one weird position for 30 minutes my nervous system in terms of leg you have no leg at one point someone probably saved your life and you don't even realize that you would have died well freak that guy rick rolling has taught us to be wary of random links more than any cyber security course ever has the steering is hydraulic i feel everything even things i don't want to feel like crippling loneliness dang i gotta find a way to lose weight fast you and 58 of america repost malone meme malone post malone common malone reply malone message malone screenshot malone how normal people see it how karen see it how we see it how people with glasses see it yeah a good sleep my crappy mood why didn't you change because frick off multiple choice questions be like i used to worry that people didn't like me but then i realized i didn't like people anyway a 45 minute nap should set me straight four hours later i can't believe we stayed up and screamed happy new year for this bs good day gentlemen i'm here to change the future pillows shaped like weapons for a real pillow fight pokemon according to my parents yeah how to prank your friends locate a fire extinguisher fill it with gasoline start a small fire watch and laugh while hilarity ensues it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions who teaches the indian youtuber it's freaking aw a relationship or something i don't know never been in one let's clean the house today no okay a day of relaxing it is no relaxing only guilt when someone asks me why i can't hang out i have to rest 22 hours a day when it's 2 a.m and you click restart instead of shut down this little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years this happened to me last night and i was upset when you're trying to talk seriously but the sentence accidentally rhymes hey babe met a guy today he was really handsome and i think i'm in love with him his name is roger show me the dog how i slept the night before a school trip not to sound depressing but i miss being this excited about life the cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to 4 000 taco bell tacos 1 084 gallons of gas 42 tickets to disney world think before you ink a student wants you to know with my tuition i could pay for 41 460 taco bell tacos 10 365 gallons of gas 465 tickets to disney world with this times 5 200 students i should be able to print whatever the hell i want the school listen here you little scientists find 33 creatures living in a cave that was sealed off for 5 million years seal that cave back up and walk away this is not the year man i just came back from the doctors and they told me i'm very sick sick of everyone's bs what the frick do single people do give relationship advice me i'm going to use lockdown to be more active and learn new skills reality any game releases free skin the lobby next match yeah that's why i don't even use them the ad sure skip this ad me understandable have a great day oh my god my dad is an electrician at the zoo and look how he spent his morning i'm crying your dad's smart as hell health experts please wear protective suits in space americans someone in a bmw me doing the speed limit how does my story become our story we re-established the soviet union i look like a surgeon i can hide my face in public without feeling strange how i stretched a 15-minute story into nine frickin years i've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain so you're smart now i'm stupid faster rick and morty or something i don't know i never watched a show okay i'm so depressed maybe i should get bangs or maybe you should get therapy tigers have false eyes on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind i am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1 000 more terrified of whatever the freaking tiger considers a predator i'm tired i'm tired i'm tired i can't sleep hey wanna see my tits nah show me your soul i don't have one of those tits will do them oh no my toaster fell over wait a second me i'm suicidal my manager no don't kill yourself we're understaffed discrimination like this is why i'm unemployed now hiring happy people ah hearing my voice in my head versus hearing my voice on recordings yeah when i realize that i'm wasting another year of my life but this time it's not my fault when you wake up in the middle of the night and get to taste night water humanity restored me during the day ugh i'm so tired all the time me at 3am i'm a being of pure energy with no weakness millennials looking for a house in the city be like oh wow windows i don't think i can afford this place it is time to go wait is my son winning with a dad like you always has been oh well no i'm not that's just wholesome humans use sophisticated tools to dig through the earth moles use highly evolved claws to dig through the earth worms what the f man are you bearing the weight of the full spectrum of human emotion with no chemical buffer sun yes the trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed if you see this straighten your back you banana-shaped frick feet warm hands warm back comfortable bladder a [ __ ] you want to go for a walk and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash me irl thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified every now and easy peasy uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

Channel: EzPz

Views: 127,498

Rating: 4.9750605 out of 5

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Id: e_UxQhRR0-4

Length: 9min 51sec (591 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020