r/TIHI · vegan slim jims be like

I'm coming over will you be long yes how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy-peasy my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash thanks I hate it how to force yourself staying home one more month yeah this will definitely do it for me they better have a 1.5 some no you can't say that mom dad why don't you just kill me two kills 99% of the germs you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits dudes this is a Wendy's this would be the dream introducing all ends oh my god nope not a fan of this the very horny caterpillar are our Edition no thanks Arianna Gandhi No hey come get your tape Eric no my son's baby shower invitations it's a boy baby Otis time is over welcome baby win boo nope ballooning is the behavior in which spiders use their silk to lift themselves up in the air using the wind to move between locations some spiders can move up for up to 25 days or longer while traveling high up into the upper into the upper atmosphere what oh man banana noodles nope you can't call dogs babies it's offensive to us real mothers oh so what you can use that word because you gave birth fine if that's the rule oh then I'd like to introduce you to my new baby wow I hated this a lot I'm going to be a tasty and healthy snack listen your new kid you're never gonna be food we're prisoners cursed I marked the passage of time with the withering of our bodies speak for yourself I'm gonna be banana bread nobody is ever banana bread breakfast in bed hmm people who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU what I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog yeah come on breastfeeding is a totally normal thing wait a minute fun fact do you ever wonder why your lips and tongues sting a little when you're eating pineapples it's because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain which breaks down meat proteins basically when you eat pineapples pineapples eat you right back it's all the tiny mouths Oh I nope nope hey stop but man oh my god no Disney making a cars live-action remake uh-uh uh-uh no one else see that chicken leg or is that just me 30 funniest pics of bearded men's chin up selfie challenge that went viral yikes sig Newtons 5 grams of real tar great you know what whoever made this whoever photoshopped this image of this this woman's butt they they knew they could but they didn't stop to think if they should creativity oh no not a fan of this shoot you ha ha Oh mr. Chu Chu there's kids on the tracks darkness envelops me oh god no I barber give me the death star look deep dark fears when I was younger I worried that when I died I'd become an extra in other people's dreams sometimes I feel that all the people in my dreams are dead and have nowhere else to go oh oh no it's um it's the Disney Princesses but it's the villains face on them baby Yoda old Yoda middle-aged divorced alcoholic Yoda if donkeys nostrils had eyeballs wow this is this is horrible mom why are you so tired me he haunts me in my sleep who does ilan tusks oh I was gonna be in mind oh not again I think I should stop here yeah stop swapping character faces sorry kid I'm the æther bunny oh not again no why is the Thomas face by itself is so horrifying why is it not when it's on the train alright this guy took the advice of watching your back way too seriously this makes me violently uncomfortable I can relate why are people still swapping character things oh god this is awful please please please please clean your keyboards often find the toenail Oh No stop that face you make when you've been clapping fiona's ogre cheeks from dusk to dawn and all of a sudden her ogre coochie transforms to a 95-pound princess Kuching grabs on to your ding-dong like a gorilla fist is it fractured oh no it looks about fine to me introducing the subway fresh light this was photoshopped way too good oh my god why is this so depressing oh they're holding hands and stuff Oh God a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness he freaked that goat I want to freak Arab it 70s 80s 90s tens 20s what the Frick happened when you lose your watch at the gang bang in the squad it helps you find it I'll stop peeing expectation reality alright well I didn't need to see this untitled goose monstrous lull JK of course her name is Meg goose' gotcha the clown have you any final words just one gotcha oooh oh man I this image is going to haunt me for sure oh no I don't like that just human legs with a horse head on top not a fan look at these huge bees I swear they get bigger every year may 20 34 hey mr. mushroom Hey Huggy Bear whoa what he hugged him too hard father I crave cheddar what is this it's it's a mega waffle oh no real-life Isabel mm-hmm not a fan nope if tomato is fruit ketchup is smoothie no shut up stop Mike Wazowski we yep that's what I'm calling it oh yes the Lego fleshlight yeah I bet that is an accurate reaction it takes an awfully long chicken to make a long edge imagine freaking a magician any nuts in you you freak out but then he says psych check your ear Jesus Christ has left the chat quentin tarantino's Mary Poppins starring Samuel Jackson is Mary Poppins I'm flying all over with a motherfreakin umbrella and some rich ass white kids me staring at Medusa's tits Medusa hey buddy my azar appear me already rock card Arby's has flipped the vegan meat trend on its head with the vegetable a carrot made out of Turkey that looks and tastes almost exactly like the vegetable Oh Oh God I don't like this image at all mm nope microwave steak yes I thought this was the cancerous lung they showed us in health class Mike Wazowski nodding would be the same as him twerking you freaking monster don't your account if he grew a beard would it be made of facial hair or pubes Oh oh man I don't like a realistic gassed mint chocolate chip cookies miss I heard you say bad boy no oh God frozen but it's Maui I'd watch it you know I'll be honest Nimmo on ice I despise this they have heads like faces but then the actual character face or head is on their body like their chest no stop nipple hole yep there it is it's speaking out before we continue this funeral I'd like to thank our sponsor North VPN Nutella toilet paper oh I get it why would you buy Animal Crossing to do this when life gives you onions you make onion aid oh it's a peeps hey peeps already awful on their own this does not make me one it more this wouldn't make me be peeps time travel pizza here's the pizza huh I don't remember ordering any then you must complete the timeline 29 minutes later yeah can I get a 14-inch pepperoni how does it feel having an enemy do this to you it's humiliating but I love it Pepsi blocked you understandable Oh God oh why why I don't get paid enough for this why why must you subject me to this imagery Pope Francis jokes that Scotch whisky is the real holy water wait a minute why did you dip that in that fun dip you can leave your tattoos behind after you die after the funeral home has removed your tattooed skin the National Association for the preservation of skin art will preserve it in a frame and send it to your loved ones I'm all right hey cutie pie how are you pretty good by the way how tall are you 610 that's two different measurements interesting let's meet up knock knock oh no crafts ranch all right oh oh that's the expiration date that ranch is older than me good god why it's a rhino gorilla centaur ladies and gentlemen I present to you rock-paper-scissors - whoa hold on way we got rock gun lightning devil dragon water-air paper sponge wolf tree human snake scissors fire wow this is the country of Russia yep that's it mono stereo layering saturation save the queen oh no oh I get it good scaly snake oh oh this makes me uneasy you know those sex houses the little wooden houses with the hole for your ding-dong that people hang in trees apparently those are for birds Scooby Doo into the shaggy verse like zoinks shark cats portraits of terror yeah no kidding this is what a shaved bear would look like oh no honey I think I'm ready for a baby oh my god Stacy you've made me the happiest man ever do you think you'll like sports mom what's that it said slow your father ran off with last year square condom four square people no I remember this is a good point he's holding on to Jane so he's got to be holding on to the vine with his ax if pineapples developed a spiky exterior to protect the tasty fruit inside can you imagine how delicious hedgehogs must taste April no oh oh no that's how Buzz Lightyear was made why mom I can't sleep ah thanks mom man every time I see this image I gotta say it never gets any better nope if you are bored how to break your thumb ligament wait a minute No everyone should have a hobby jessica's was collecting toe tags from mortuaries all over the world this is competitive bathroom using yep professor I gave you all the tools you need to succeed the tools he gave us yeah turtle you're so slow not slow just got nowhere to be nowhere really this is my whole afternoon that that actually sounds pretty nice it is do you mind if I not at all oh well okay it was wholesome until the the Eagle came in Oh yep uncie please I'm sorry it's a it's a vegan slim jim because why not madame i think your pet is very sick no no this is not my pet my pet is inside come out pretty who loves mommy goodbye kiss mommy kiss mommy oh why they always spell my name wrong guess they should have called the police when you ordered water with whipped cream oh yeah that is what that is huh mmm does it move yes should it no duct tape if yes then no problem does it move no should it yes wd-40 no no problem Oh No yeah what's up tach well your test results came in and how do I tell my kids they're gonna grow up without a father dak who came first the chicken or the egg I'm calling the police yes so am i I'm dialing them right now weird wood phone that that is one way to put it yeah that is pretty freakin weird oh I love this image so much I send it to my friends all the time cuz it upsets them deeply god it's just awful and well that brings us to the end of our slash thanks I hate it thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells to get notified of them easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Id: IM-C7W9sHPE

Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 25 2020