r/Madlads | SOCIAL DISTANCING

the deaf society and they left a voice message oh my god [Music] how's it goin everyone welcome back to m'kay my name is akan today we're taking a look at our slash mad lads I almost got arrested in India no clickbait visiting scammers in India Doom on a calculator ti-83 plus games tutorial how baby says mama is first word after reading book about dad oof hi James could you please remove the guy watering the plants in the background thank you sure yeah I play for tonight with a GameCube controller legend well guys I bought WinRAR that is that is MATLAB material I once lost all the vowels of my Scrabble set sold it on eBay as the Welsh version left Twix is better Oh in our / right Twix that's that's declaring war Oscar ceremony and the Oscar goes to Joaquin laughs rtj why are you laughing Joaquin you won't get it I don't remember making you king of my booty a true king doesn't ask when he conquers the neighbors kids challenged us to a water fight I'm in just waiting for the water to boil side note can I please take you on a date protip maybe don't comment on a post of my dead dog to ask me out which character from the office are you Angela oh good job US history teacher admitted she liked to look at our / legal advice so if you see this one up blank I did my work maybe if we all do a big cough acing up we can coffin into space get this guy in a phone call with the president LPT donate to a food bank instead of buying reddit gold for stupid cliche comments thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house test post please ignore don't tell me what to do upvoted that's when you delete your common only B words delete their comments nope man there they go I edited my comments so you won't know why I got all these likes how dare you playing the hornpub intro on these school announcements Oh ho-ho reviews are public and editable tik-tok bad and reddit good flying to McDonald's on my paramotor I've seen this this is a it sure is something I didn't get the joke sir private message I will explain I also didn't get the joke sir boo it Spotify account someone broke into my Spotify account and whenever I try to play a song they play freaked you by CeeLo green guys I'm blank on a different Gmail since I'm not allowed to text my parents can monitor my real email okay so I created a new one you have to have sex with your username how does it go lucky me definitely not you ouch when y'all both missing free throws and someone in the crowd starts saying just like your daddy and tell him you daddy the best to ever do it but then again you ain't got to say nothing they already know might freak around and eat an entire sleeve of Oreos update and freaked around and ate an entire sleeve of Oreos was it worth it I'm sure it was Oreos are pretty good I'm gonna send this into a discord server and say you just got Karl rolled nice who do you want to make out with my future husband user slash banana candy cookies future husband I'm a teenager I want to be dangerous I want to do something crazy I want to go steal a traffic light rebellion how do not post Shane images it's spam end of posting it will get your post removed posting many will get you banned and there's chains they got a reward though I'm not paying him what don't let him know that people usually pay each other for commissions limb foul you're one mad lad yeah and an [ __ ] if you spell out the entire Pledge of Allegiance I'll delete this account wuji says I pledge allegiance to the flag you can have sex with any person ever who do you choose someone's mom over Xbox Live without using numbers how old are you 15 I was jerking in class once while the class was being noisy and the teacher was on their laptop and the teacher's assistant walked up to me and said you shouldn't be doing that in class and I looked at her dead in the eye and said you shouldn't be looking down there Oh i legit got rickrolled by some graffiti and it was a QR code can you answer this question without using any vowels Ouija says flip off emoji can you stop saying wholesome so much your chin wholesome you can hold some of these balls broad Norden my DM for years but wants me to repost her missing sister de la Mao go find her yourself mrs. independent what brings you here if you are a creep my secrets are mine to keep I'm at beauty sleep I'm not a creep I'm here to peep keep your curtains open or I'll weep one out of five stars bad this game is about as good as my math mark you should probably be studying more damn imagine getting roasted by a developer hurry in common on psycho law one on tick tock know when someone makes a no one literally no one comment no one literally no one doom guy in every single video having to do with selling someone to shut up someone in my running group ran a marathon in his driveway all 26.2 I would literally go insane I want a handwritten letter so freaking bad handwritten letter nice B my friends on insta message add me and chat with me now know the toothless stitch Hybrid has to be one of the cutest things to ever exist I'm confused because that is the worst one so far I'm confused because I don't remember asking for your opinion but feel free to have said opinion I have no problem coming to terms and I everyone can appreciate amazing art what F is there a bear on a jet ski mind your own business why vaping is so bad for you who's watching while puffing clouds hi Queen if you respond to me truly I will reveal secret that I kept for 11 years sure hello there general Kenobi I'm in love with you since we met what I thought we were BFFs in so9 well ok freaking you want to go on a date after this virus thing ends hi Queen yes I'm surprised I even got an award though people can get awards for comments for no reason other than some people just have the money like I can say McNuggets and get a gold it's not that smart I'm starting to ramble but I seriously think this is a problem stop giving people awards for no reason do it because it's true absolute beauty this comment alone should not get an award McNuggets freak you told my wife Google has been furloughed I changed the assistants voice from female to male just for a change my wife asked me why the voice had changed a few days later I told her the female had been for loud by Google she seemed to accept that explanation so might leave it as is and to lock down has ended well now nobody can say I just pulled the stickers off I just pulled the stickers off this democracy manifest our / memes isn't lab moving pictures me hey I don't know what a butthole looks like can you show me looks like this this subreddit is stupid like people get rewards for saying oh my crush texted me back so I'm gonna say something and watch this blow up you did it you crazy son of a [ __ ] you did it learn today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of lean on me made entirely of samples of Homer saying doh what are some things that continue to work even when broken your mom my god the classic your mom mad lad one of my favorite memories of my cat was walking into a room and seeing a glass next to the edge at the table with the cat sitting next to it I remember thinking well that's not a good place for that glass to be at that point the cat looked up at me look through the glass and then turn back to me and while maintaining eye contact took her paw and slowly slid the glass off the table yeah that cat is a bad lad a friend gave me a Rick Astley CD in high school and actually really enjoyed it he recalled the hell out of me like if you have the prototype I do but I didn't like it ok toast butter I'm not gonna BS you guys I haven't done anything other than play Animal Crossing off stream for two days I'll streaming tomorrow 100% animal tossing nice I'm in Home Depot where the HOS at gardening section thank you I'm actually going insane my new Wi-Fi provider had all porn blocked and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself I'll scream record some stuff and send it to you never gonna give you up but with a pornhub link so people can't memorize it he made a group chat named it Zeke surprise birthday party and left the chat on Thursday June 6 I'm off at 10:00 I'll be home at 10:15 smile and he named be named the conversation Zeke surprise birthday party and left he just phlegm out will I can't stand him holy crap have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT pigeon prank an MIT student dressed in a black and white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer blowing in whistle while scattering bread crumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field at Harvard's opening game of the season upon the referees first whistle it said that hundreds of pigeons had send it on to the field causing an half hour delay that is amazing BMW driver goes on 170 miles spin to have a break from the wife and kids you know what fair enough what's the manliest quality ever answering come in when someone knocks on the stall door while you take a crap can't afford a mask here's a life hack oh my god he's an astronaut now l'm al and my zoom lecture the professor asked if anyone had any questions and one kid use the raise hand feature professor calls on a mini as the nerve to just say no sorry I was just stretching how does a typical English accent of your countrymen look like when written like spoken for Finland it looks like piss V speak very monotone and often simplify some words ood tat Tay are easier to pronounce tis type of English English accent is most commonly associated with rally drivers or weeks F one drivers so yeah thanks for listening to my TED talk okay and well there's there's grease sometimes I join a server forget a minute and forget to turn on suppressing at everyone so I get a notification like this occasionally at everyone face reveal the rumors that I'm hiding occult symbols of my show are totally false I'm not hiding them at all they're in plain sight dummies Alex Hirsch never change - pedo - song - pedo song cute Basshunter done' official video it's not called dota song you are disgraced - base hunter - pedo - song where are the other nine things one being dead - drowning three falling for cop by delta p five electrocution six dog bite seven burning eight cancer nine alzheimer's ten Bopha what's Bopha both of deez nutz admin me admin you two we're here wait friend added mad lad as a group admin heck yeah mad lad removed friend as a group admin hahaha the tyranny begins now pool attendants I had that gorgeous pool boy come every week he's needed for both my mental health and pools cleanliness can he still come along Barbara Barbara normally I'd advise against givin your pool boy is that a politically correct thing to call them is performing his job he's still allowed to attend your house but in your particular case I have zero trust in you being able to maintain social distancing so my answer to you specifically is a firm no church sign proclaims Chris is risen yo Indian officials forced tourists to write I'm sorry five hundred times after they broke lock down that'll teach him I hate catching feelings there's this boy I just liked him so much he makes me so happy and my stomach gets filled with butterflies when we talk well on the occasion that we do I want to show him that there's love in the world and teach him to trust the girls again I want to make him the happiest boy alive I wanted to be there for each other but at the end of the day I know I'll never be with him I'm just clingy and annoying is his name Jack Reed no damn yo who the Kentucky Fried Frick is deleted and why is he in my comment section mind your own goddamn business someone translated Dracula into Icelandic and it took over 100 years for anyone to point out that he just made a fanfic rewrite of what he wanted the story to be entirely new version of the story with some all new characters and a reworked plot shorter puncher more erotic oh no they're predicting this will be a rough week for America do a rough week for Jesus too but just look at the outcome he died jokes on them I go to random pulls important packets of artificial sweetener background information the video was on how much pee is in a pool mark rubber found out how much pee is in a pool buy figure out how much artificial sweeteners in the water artificial sweetener only comes from some drinks so the only way you could get in the pool is by someone peeing it out I spent one hour slowly taking off all the little hairs on my orange oh my god that is a nice looking orange now where did I keep my uncie juice brough this post gets gold your deleting this deal time to put up or shut up telling police officers that I'm high oh my god ah the nickelodeon hotel i stayed there once there was a dead squirrel floating in the pool kids were crying when i told them it was the real sandy oh no i hold the door because i like to watch people do that awkward quick walk from a distance away to get to it and that apologized look that follows as they passed me say what you want about only fans but i just moved into my dream house that only 20 years old get out of my house i get it don't call me a female dishwasher is better how does that be words instead of men sound can't use a term for females on males quick maths lad this disrespect above me now hashtag feminists to hashtag feminism come look at this come collect your dishwasher she's faulty hi thanks for getting in touch we have forwarded your inquiry to bunch om UK who will get back to you soon and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash mad lads thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells to be notified mmk uploads and until the next one I'll see you 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Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2020

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