r/TiHi - ADULT TOY STORY

disclaimer well good evening lottie's losses and lassos and welcome to the clique today we're gonna look at some r slash t tv or thanks i hate it so just sit back relax and let the hate fill your body young skywalker join the dark side [ __ ] enjoy a shaky shaky ship when you have those super supportive tight leggings and when you take them off it all kind of comes out [Laughter] i can't do this remember kids if you don't brush your teeth i will come here timmy let me scrub those tighty whities if you're not dating to marry then you're dating for a heartbreak let that sink in i'm dating to get my veggie legged emily bring them to me what you see what he sees ah just a nice room vibing with my friends ah nothing can possibly go wrong oh yes disney pixar it's made for children things can be so wonderfully horrible if you just look at it from the right perspective jolly to coke with or without the shell [Laughter] the gynecologist after you leave the room oh i love my job i would like to make a request an iron maiden but with hands instead of spikes think about it iron handmaiden why didn't stop there let's keep this awful finger train going throwing hands prone to wiggling morning palms sweaty a ball plus handballs [Laughter] put him in the molesty chamber oh god please no oh god honey nut ah that is some sweet stuff right there yeah hey wanna come home to me and do the sticky business hey honey but it's like you know the the bee nut but not actually the person is like yeah my humor is great prince philip what's the matter smooth skin never seen a ghoul before my settlement is in danger would i help me smell skin the fact that they call you smooth skin is low-key really creepy i get like like get like pvp vibes from it my rabbit garden ornament got blown over in the wind and broke so i fixed him xoxo it's fine you know a hashtag halloween jack-o-lanterns were originally made of turnips hmm neat i wonder what they look wait and there's prince are you suggesting they look the same the royal turnip oh god that's a chunky boy yum and he got a beard as well it's kind of low-key thick gandalf you're late oh i'm sorry frodo the clapping of my cheeks killed the first set of horses hey baby it's your birthday oh honey what'd you get it with my birthday how about breakfast on bed hashtag romance we're gonna ferment in a bacon lord yum baby it's oh baby it's so romantic yes indeed it is pull up your dudes i don't need to see your socksers real men wear utes like this and not like this yeah this is a combination that is unholy don't move or god will smite thee that whole penguin long neck thing just got me thinking you know you know if they had long necks what about the dinosaurs have you thought about a brontomosaurus that's thick as heck looking at thick asaurus yeah you know if the tail is that big the second tail this yeah you know what i mean peppa pig if you're bacon it might be my proof and it's equally lardy and salty y'all skip arm day can't relate one paper captain he dead when your main arteries are like right underneath your skin that's some evolutionary stuff right there hey i miss incredible oh i mean incredibly thick say mickey how come you're always wearing those gloves oh great question pal let me show you oh boy that's how you get good at fingering beef jerky is just a cow racing shut your mouth dentists let me see inside that pretty little mouth yours me unhinge's jaw of oral cavity to reveal a mouth full of corn and mayo dentist oh yummy you brought snacks yay a dentist takes his finger and scoops the corn mayo out and eats it a dentist yum yum thanks what you're supposed to brush your teeth before going to the dentist not fill it up with mayo and corn how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water onto your butt step 1 catch the poop step 2 put the poop in the toilet gently alright b do not break the poop c make smaller poops d stand up quickly as soon as the poop leaves your body put some ice cubes in the toilet or sit in the toilet water that's why you poop in the swimming pools to avoid the splash uber facts facebook sees about 8 000 user deaths a day eventually the number of dead profiles will outnumber the living ones making it a digital graveyard that's kind of low-key creepy imagine like 50 years when all the well the elderly facebook moms have kind of started passing on and we're sitting there in our retirement homes just scrolling through facebook and every profile is literally a dead person yikes day one of my zero waste journey use my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee inspiration is it uh good no heart fun fact bees like flowers which means if you give a girl a flower and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise nice try b swarm you dump when life gives to gators make gatorade is that really how it's made can someone confirm in the comments please me after graduating college and using my degree to simply send and receive emails 40 hours a week society it low-key be like that maybe she's born with it maybe it's maple beans it's good for your hair courtney yeah your b-word you want to look like that yeah the brownies come from beans this is the pig i do the naughties with when you have a headache that's a sheep i'm talking to the sheep if you have two relations going at the same time i don't think you value the relations i think they are a bit cheap oh the dad energy is strong got my toenails removed and got these beautiful flower tattoos instead why why would you do this who in no soaking is a practice used by some young mormons to engage in premarital naughty activity without angering god basically a guy soaks his pee pee inside a woman without moving because it's the motion that makes it a sin this is effective because god is a t-rex and his vision is based on movement right ready to go don't move baby don't move he can't see us if we don't move hey baby you need to pull out before i can't move oh god did i hear my name oh [ __ ] or slash askreddit what stopped you from killing yourself i called the suicide emergency hotline and no one picked up i thought it was so ironic and hilarious that it made me laugh and laugh and temporarily not think of suicide the suicide hotline windows xp task failed successfully you know that moment when you want to change gears high five hold my hand we can do this together car oh yeah put me in first gear it was this day andy's toys decided to never visit his parents bedroom again you guys have it so easy you know where i was last night yes that's the thing in toy story the adult toys are alive as well think about that you're welcome bro pinocchio i'm just gonna add this final piece to your ham okay okay so in this alternate universe when pinocchio lies is it the nose that gets longer or is it the um personality so to say fan theories i have so much butt hair my diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water ah instead of eating it's time for drinking yes indeed take it to the next level fam is the kool-aid man the jar or the liquid hmm good question what the eminem caramel logo basically is caramel intestines yay oh get yours today skin taste of heart muscle or liver or just pooper why does venice italy look like patrick needing water the funny thing is that doesn't he live literally in water you know never mind it's moving on this is what every youtube family looks like yes this is basically sad milk we're like one big happy family with mommy dorito and the rest are just children basically that's it it's such a mess oh no you made it here you're lucky now you heard you're getting your forever box oh no it will oh no i love mozzarella but what are you supposed to do with those weird white balls after you're done drinking it what that's like drinking the around the beans in cans i mean you think this is bad just take a can of beans and put a straw in there and just slurp it all up ah sonic and oh that's kind of thick though i think you should get that chick that might be like a tumor have you got a new pokemon game yet stacy pokemon teeth and pokemon gums [Music] can you imagine that eevee like a cuddly chewing on your hand just wet and slimy and weird oh god well that's disgusting and that that makes a perfect ending for this video i do hope you enjoyed it down below if you have at least a painter that's going to love me please no bad friends [Music] you

Channel: The Click

Views: 440,191

Rating: 4.9442477 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: aFM9GY00ODQ

Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 29 2020