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me goes to a website for the first time the website hey buddy hey so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna give you these cookies you'd like some cookie here have a cookie we got some cookies here for you man nice freshly baked cooked come on the time has come for this hey everybody welcome back to mk my name's jack with a new microphone oh sure mv7 i cannot afford food for the next two weeks and today's video was some memes in irl let's do this day 1 of 2021 happy new year everybody day 8 of 2021 bro i'm straight up not having a good time 23 year old me whenever something unexpected happens at work we're adult oh i'm an adult the new fragrance for introverts featuring sensual tones of sandalwood and social paralysis leaving the full cologne from calvin decline the american people the american people the american people the american people and i just got to say as an australian i am loving the wrap-up of this season was a bit scary but i am looking forward to seeing how the climate change arc develops in the next season mum i let your cousins watch anime on your computer me i don't have anime in my cap [Music] who remember the goal is not to win but to have fun the army okay ancestry.com explaining how i'm half australian me [Laughter] okay i'll take it hey don't feel too bad on the positive it means you have really good genetic ability to handle yourself hanging upside down the blood doesn't rush to your head that much reddit boomer bad also reddit stop the year by confusing the kids nowadays kids will never relate to us we play with balls kids don't do that these days oh he doesn't bite oh he just throws cinder blocks oh goody here comes the next mailman fellas if your girl is small always loses control it breaks down over the smallest things that ain't your girl that's a pre 1.9 minecraft boat gases foiled again someone actually understands this meme me six six six five five two two six six six six six six six three three seven seven seven our kids these days wouldn't get this joke not if they were too busy playing with their balls i don't like the balls we play with look at the balls we play without they they pop down into animals there are two types of people in this world avoid them both until next time friends oh no my son is a one punch man fan oh dad i have cancer can what stop speaking chinese you freaking go talk my cat when i asked them to come up on my bed my cat when i pat the bed a little oh hello there me i made a moo my brain did anybody press the button many people pressed the button excellent you may now have the good kamikaze hit my chocolate bar so good that my little brother wouldn't be able to find it for ages ah i came here to eat not to read oh wait kinder chocolate that's my favorite book series because it's edible me opens chrome chrome hi there i'm just going to take all your processing power and speak because i need that because i'm an internet browser you know the plus is powerful thing over the world it's just so difficult you know to run me as an internet you know it's the internet it just takes up so much space well that you're just opening me up so you can look at a quick tutorial to how to play your game you're currently playing no no no no sorry no you're gonna close that game that game's using too much process the power i need it i need that power i think about this every day my dog is a circle because he is round picture for reference because he deserves to be shamed he is a fat dog shameful shameful very handy soccer ball though my competitors think i'm just some cocktail server from dallas oh don't worry bree it's not just them to think that oh good because i don't want that to be my only trait you know europeans waiting for the collapse of the u.s so they can start the recolonization not yet ferb i'm a confident driver you nearly drove us into a tree who confidently when you get up after eating cookies in your bed leave my domain you undesirable remains of myself no thing i don't know what this cow is going through but i can relate i can if i'm in a match and my team leaves halfway through the game get absolutely slaughtered hi would you like to dance um sure becky we can sit here he's about to go dancing [Laughter] it's kind of funnier because he's upset bruh glad i never did this stuff though i did cancel a date once to play fallout new vegas wow okay no no have you ever played fallout new vegas no but i wouldn't cancel a date over a damn game see you never played fallout new vegas well it was a solid five days here's to 2022. hey now let's not give up just yet that's 20 20 thinking which which really doesn't make sense because it implies that it's actually really good sights that no no that's not me driving decaying barns on the side of the highway the freaking road teachers zoom or microsoft teams students death card now you say that but okay let's just think about this kind of situation imagine a discord moderator who's also your teacher to everyone who said i hung my door upside down i did it so my dogs can see outside i'm not an idiot lol yeah okay where's your dog then uh damn it i have him he's just at my friend's house ah yes the only dream that comes true realism or nihilism the answer is yes when you pour your coke too fast no no parents works harder for kids to have an easier life kids lives an easier life parents i'm sorry what what did you just say to me did you just show that you're living in existence that speaks to my hard work i think i don't think you you walk to school like i did damn i'm of tired of living through these major historical events gamers car guys gun guys boat guys musicians shoe guys truck guys off-road guys lego guys rc guys still worth it though hmm maybe i'll get some food at that campfire what's the worst that could happen ah wolfy you didn't think long term oh geez man that's ten thousand you gotta take a long time man i miss playing hide and seek my dad is the best at it i haven't found him yet and it's been over 20 years how has he not found me yet introvert damn i should make more friends also introverts do not speak to me when you're dead inside but highly functional joke's on you i'm ironing this stuff yeah greases me when i'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny remember when you bury a body cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up follow me for more gardening tips what you won't you don't want to follow that's okay i'll follow you home trying to explain to my parents very gently that basically nobody under 40 right now expects good things to happen ever again hey only makes sense that the levels get progressively more difficult as we continue along the game i'm personally looking forward to new game plus getting out of bed immediately oh martha lying there for an extra 30 minutes then getting up well yeah you can't expect your body to be completely awake the moment you wake up right i'm not i'm not just terrible with my sleep schedule it's weird that in six spiderman movies no villain has thought to just put a giant glass over him oh come on mcu do it do it you broke our hearts by not attempting the ant-man and thanos theory so just do this for us please i was heading to a golden land of opportunity but i ended up in america instead me googling a phone number instead of answering it and the exact space you make when it doesn't give you any clear answers government work from home archaeologists okay good night y'all today was great happiness i'm so freaking happy okay ladies hear me out uh i i know yeah you wanted the bigger flashlight but if you check if you just look over to your right side you'll you'll see a bigger splash zone oh you're so selfish your father has been working hard all by himself and you never offered to help him sorry mum dad do you want help no hogwarts headmasters when they die oh no anyway yeah see this is why i feel murdering a headmaster is like the most pointless thing to do because they will tell everyone that you did it i miss the homies if it is too cold for you it's too cold for them bring them inside okay i can agree to two of them as the god of two tears and winner my dumb ass would 100 do it too my youtube recommendations stuff that actually interests me stuff that were one video i watched at 2am hey look at all these you like the twitch clip here have 50 000 of them everyone's saying 2021 is going to be different call me carson grooming allegations trump supporters told me the us capital uh just whatever the frick the next three weeks of january have in store not even through the first month not even through the first month it's been a tough year it's the first week of january your point yes i got the job now i can avoid homelessness and afford to put one extra meal in my stomach during the half-hour lunch break i get throughout my eight-year-hour shift that takes up literally a third of my waking day the other two thirds of which i exist in a constant state of existential dread i get to choose between resting my body or doing things i enjoy on my two days off i love feeling like my only value to society is based on the work i put out while watching the top one percent earn hundreds of billions of dollars during a global pandemic i should be grateful i'm making minimum wage and being unfairly exploited for my labor i really wish i was in on this joke it's me eating a taco in cleveland it's an inside joke august 11th 2016 travels will fail all right screw 911 conspiracy theories i want theories on to what this joke is stat come on give my q a9 find a new purpose for yourselves so his girlfriend forgot about the scheduled maternity shoot and made other plans woke king decided his money won't go down the drain just like that behold my gods me as a parent trying to hide my snacks from the unemployed lazy people in my house don't be suspicious don't be suspicious your money or your life oh my life please please i'll heck why not both oh geez appreciate the little things nice how it started and how it's going okay so now even trucks getting more love than me are you okay bro you've seen a lot of political memes come rest by the bonfire before you continue oh oh relatable getting in the shower being in the shower getting out of the shower remember what you are fighting for ah black broom broom sludge my only love everyone else 2020 has really impacted my mental health i feel so depressed me who has been depressed since i was 12. you guys were okay until now my friend what's your password uh zero five seven 342-760575 eight nine one nine nine three three five two what the frick why this password oh but you see it's second to breakfast okay so i found out a new way that i'm gonna type my passwords some earrings i ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence okay if you observe the evidence that it's clear my hand happy 10th birthday son here's a rat now go into the woods and find some strangers and don't come back until you explore the whole continent slam you touch me [Music] german police pulled python out of man's pants after noticing considerable bulge my post in the first few seconds here we go boy my post the rest of the day [Music] asking for help online anyone i'm having the same problem all the puppy do is sleep sleeping all day why are you so tired you don't do stuff oh my freaking god they're putting down bernie sanders oh well he lived a good life please be chicken please be chicken please be chicken oh my god please be chicken okay scratching popeyes off the list of things i've visited in america this a-hole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now i have to go to work and pay rent stop your [ __ ] budget you have to develop cognitive taking easy point of view you're 12 years old swimsuit is dripping wet and you're cold as frick and you don't remember what floor your room is on [Music] i like your glasses i'm afraid they're not for sale laugh all they want they're not for sale them hey i saw you today and you didn't say hi me oh sorry it's because i was trying to be a decent human being and was blind new year shots for the boys capri sunshine for little man i'm just happy to be included and he really does look like it even though he does not know what's going on you adults can only handle shot i could drink an entire capri sun on my own me looking out to the water bill and realizing that crying in the shower is no longer an option nothing your neighbor's garden hose won't fix six-year-old me why [Music] when you're new to a game but your friends already have cool skins so do you guys earn these by leveling up or a micro trend for transactions i thought so me ignoring messages until i gained enough energy to be social again oh and so when's that uh uh yes well i haven't found a cellmate yet you loser yeah okay thanks dad i'm your mum yeah that's your mom today i was too lazy to grate cheese over my reheated pasta so instead i just heaped four fulls of spaghetti into my mouth and then bit off parmigiana from a block i'm 34. well it's about time you learn some time-saving methods and efficiency speedrunners after discovering a one out of 3475 chance to save 0.2 seconds on a 22 year old game you lovely unplanned son this is dynamite her loyalty is priceless but i still spoil my baby different pick a number between one and three thousand two thousand one hundred and fifty done oh i spoil my baby different too and pick a number between one and three thousand two thousand five hundred and fifty nine lower one thousand three hundred and twenty two uh lower three done so i had tonight my girlfriend was showing me old photos on her phone and uncovered this gem this was from her junior prom the way her father admires his sword waiting for his daughter's date so you say he's a sword fighter yes dad yes but what kind of sword i don't know how do you not know he was just saying he's done sword fights with his friends in the bathroom a few times ah a hobbyist as well yeah apparently they pulled the pe teacher into a two finally an opponent worthy of my blade tourists when they see a beggar now gross tourists when they see a fountain oh this is a good investment how it started how it ended oh brah it turned into a christmas tree oh no no he turned into 23 well-dismembered presents i don't trust him but he's you exactly the domino effect a bunch of dudes throwing tea into the harbour results in that random actor guy from home alone 2 getting banned from twitter thinking about living in the us land of opportunity actually living in the u.s i didn't realize opportunity included the opportunity to get covert literally no one mother nature once a month hey is that your uterus me waking up the day after getting the vaccine uh at least i don't have to moisturize anymore okay and do you smoke i just smoke what uh i see my 50 year old ex-con coworker telling me that women like when you stick your fingers up their butt 16 year old me a virgin on the first day of my new job yeah let's not trust the dating advice of people in their 50s they they didn't exactly let women say no say meme 2020 showing 2021 around the workplace no 2021 stop it do not be influenced by him student i i i don't understand teacher well you are japan student i don't understand indian man on youtube i will teach you my son i'm looking at you making it through the memes well it's time for fan art now today's work is by weird cat person too not to be confused with weird caterpillars number one they are an a-hole we don't like them anymore okay no one you don't speak to them anymore okay there's the rule the rule if you want to be here at mk now they don't know what they drew but it might have to do with the fact that they're 11 years old but anyway enjoy the audio okay i i yes i was 11 myself and i can relate to not understanding what's the heck you are doing or how you are achieving it yep you're not wrong i i understand m and equally confused but it still looks good nonetheless gotta say that is a very occupied galaxy on the left side compared to the right but still a really cool character design thanks for the work weird cat person number two if you'd like to see your future fan art in a future video of course post it in the mk subreddit unless your name is weird cat person number one you go away you leave we don't want you here but with that said is of course the end of this video so thank you for watching be sure to like the video to show your support to the channel we appreciate that as always leave a little comment saying hello to me so i know you watch the videos because i do like to read the comments so do leave a comment let me say hello and if you still got the time why not check out some other videos on the channel say hi to robert and lexi too they're equally amazing people unless you hate me in which case they you uh they're more amazing anyway my name's been jack you've been a lovely person to ramble at as always and i'll see you in the next video

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Length: 17min 51sec (1071 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021