r/Me_irl | memes that make you snap

when you grow up but refuse to evolve hey it's me pikachu [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash me irl oh no not this one oh please oh let's get in there before i change my mind the new bond film sounds a bit ah double 07 not in service i'm actually kind of curious i wouldn't mind going to see this one in theaters i've never seen one in theater so this would be my first dad just at work tripping on acid oh dad dad stop it dad stop i'm 42 you need to leave me alone me for the entire day me at 3am for some reason the human body does absolutely suck and it's a jerk teacher divides gymnasium every boy ever yeah i guess i can admit to that it was just good fun seeing that stupid thing come down alright cause it never did and you know the monotony of school life needs to be broken up by some things and well it was cutting the gym in half when you come to work and the building is still standing oh i always hated that although i did have a couple of days when i worked at comcast where the power went out that was awesome oh we got a cocoon and he popped out why didn't you change i changed on the inside oh okay that's cute though look at you me leaving my room to go accuse everyone in the house of stealing my charger i misplaced damn straight it's all their fault it's all a conspiracy every single time just give it back please zack it was in the microwave for three minutes why the [ __ ] is my chili still cold you gotta take it out stir it up froth it a little bit come on you know how to do this or at least you should you're an adult right the one meal i can cook me i can't really cook any meals from scratch so i always feel bad i love me some jambalaya and it's the only thing i make but i still make it out of a box i hate admitting that but it's true two hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything with the lives we're forced to live it's a wonder why everybody eats fast food yeah kind of crazy isn't it wouldn't you mistype yet instead type yeah hey what do you know it's a cowboy version of me we're all cowboys on the inside morty we're all cowboys on the inside if you can't hide a crime scene just pretend you're a victim dang straight cat's got that down pat you know what i'm saying oh look at little iron man junior gonna cry you're gonna cry peter huh huh i really hope we get that toby mcguire back delete my browser history don't worry bro i got you i got you man we're in this together you open the homework folder and it seems easy page one out of twelve can we stop with the homework it doesn't help stop it not only are you making work harder for you as a teacher but you are stressing out children knock at the [ __ ] off me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking can't relate i think i look dumb why would i do that me after a mental breakdown wondering if i just faked it for attention even though nobody else was there oh i've been there man oh i have been there i doubt myself at every corner when you're in the middle of a civil war but the beat is pure fire damn straight we dropping that sick ass beat on them nasty redcoats let's go i don't mean to brag but mine was free whoa 45 bucks for an anxiety disorder i can pick one up for half that at walmart just by talking to someone people that write easy when they win people that write gg when they win people that write gg and wp when they lose oh yeah that is some big ball sack energy right there me after not understanding the task for five minutes can you please tell me what i have to do on this task teacher just think about it my goodness what an idea why didn't i think of that can we make it normal to repeatedly ask to make sure we know what we're doing i'm so tired of being told to do something or how to do something once and then being expected to have retained that 30 minute explanation just help me help me come in and try the worst coffee one woman on tripadvisor had in her life you know what just for that i absolutely will when i'm starving and they tell me wait let's take a picture how about [ __ ] you no i'm gonna eat all right as soon as i get home i'm gonna get all my [ __ ] done me as soon as i get home yeah life sure is grand that way is it not person in horror movie does something dumb me yo what a freaking idiot lmao this do gun die though ah a misfortune cookie i hope you don't play hide and seek because no one will bother to look for you jesus that's mean extroverts you've got to come out and socialize or you'll have problems dealing with society introverts it's the price we pay for peace and quiet hey extroverts mind your own business every now and then you know you're always telling us we're too quiet no no y'all are too loud maybe you should shut the [ __ ] up every now and then huh me being home alone at 25 years old sudden suspicion that some hidden stranger is waiting for his chance to jump me nah we're not important enough to get murdered come on me why do people think i'm mad all the time also me i'm sorry i've got resting yes i apologize for my face there's a mattress store that gives you a mattress for your dog when you buy a normal one that's actually the cutest goddamn thing i've ever seen where can i get one of these me high motivation to change my life on the 1st of january going back to the same old neon the second after something mildly inconvenient happens when you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message oh if that ain't me about half the time hey where'd that guy go he's always so chill yeah bro i miss him it's just not the same without the guy standing in the corner what if it was moss yeah baby the average person walks by 36 murderers in their lifetime sleep tight my music taste also my music taste well it's not binary i think there's a few other parts of the spectrum we could add to this bench me overthinks everything also me all this overthinking and i still make the worst decisions man that makes me feel even worse about myself come on why are you doing me like that person so you just look at memes all day instead of socializing me it is a peaceful life it is really truly when someone you just met starts telling you mad personal stuff that's cool i really don't remember asking though when you visit a friend and their cat rubs your legs hello pet dang that screenshot looks weird though i'm sorry breaking news chocolate recalled after contamination scare scientists are telling the public not to panic saying a lethal dose would take a disgusting slob oh thank thank goodness phone me my little cousin asking what games i have on that alright someone's got to explain to me i have never once in my entire life seen anybody ask me about games on my phone never once does this really happen is this only like a family reunion thing because i do not go to those this really how it feel when you pissed off trying to act normal yeah man you're on high alert you're like stitch and his anger level's going off the charts after 10 years of hard work and saving i was finally able to afford my own place depending on what part of the country you're in this could still cost thousands of dollars a month friend you want to come out me no i can't i already have plans my plans you see what i've started to tell people when i don't want to go out anywhere is nah not really feeling it and then the conversation ends there it's so freaking kooky my pockets after i waste my money on something dumb they don't look at me like that it's my money i said don't look at me like that me i really want to try hard to get good grades this term teacher please read pages 45 through 51. that's it that's it she's not asking you to read 18 chapters eight hours a night no grill no problem follow me for more recipes it's funny because they they actually not with a sharpie but they actually do this at a lot of places me declines youtube premium for the 42nd thousandth time youtube thanks but reconsider hey it's how sales tactic works baby we all know this idiot but put some respect on the ones that went back damn straight they tried to stop it well they didn't try all that hard but still the future is reduced for quick sale two dollars and only the corporations are allowed to buy it me calling both is equally good everybody else agreeing with me on gender equality me actually talking about the both times i had sex yeah guys yeah sure i know what you mean how come you never take sick days my mental and physical health are so poor that i find it difficult to distinguish any particular day as sick i fear i will only rest when the choice is no longer mine here's hoping you have an incapacitating breakdown soon thank you i bet it also doesn't help that here in corporate america taking a sick day is seen as being a piece of [ __ ] and you're punished for it all the time me trying to sleep my arms my legs my eyes my back my brain wait wait wait wait the rest of your body is able to relax though well that's not fair i want that when your mom drops you off at a birthday party with your own snacks because you have food allergies i am glad i don't have any of those though me leaving a pan to soak after cooking knowing i have absolutely no intention of washing it soaking something is just called being lazy i'm sorry but it's the truth [Laughter] clean it don't waste time on your phone simply stare blankly into space instead i like that i like that a lot the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture hey man shut up we're trying to sleep here when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive and they do they do every time this energy drink has 10 teaspoons of sugar a healthy salad can hide 15 teaspoons of sugar even this teaspoon of sugar contains 21 teaspoons of sugar why does everything have so much sugar every complaint is a teaspoon of sugar stop asking questions brendan fraser delayed a meet and greet to continue playing his switch where do you think we are why is that quote in there why is it i love brendan but why is that quote in there what does that have to do with anything me and the boy is about to terrorize another spider-man from a different universe hell yeah let's get it on you got any of those um you know those things with the uh the stuff on them of course right this way sir me purchases a toilet seat on amazon amazon for the next four weeks so we heard you like toilet seats well it's about to become your hobby you bastard ps5 will have 4k graphics me using the same tv since 2012. all right when your wi-fi is down for 10 minutes oh yeah we going back to little house on the prairie [ __ ] why do you always live in a fantasy world me it is a peaceful lie a very peaceful eye when your parents say no fighting but you hear them wrestle every night in their room take that liberals wait no sometimes when i walk alone i think to myself where did i go wrong no seriously where the hell am i good question how'd you get out there did you walk through some sort of pulsating bright doorway y'all ever just well in order for that to happen you kind of have to press down on your eyes a little bit not too hard though you don't want to ruin them stop scrolling here have a picture of a young [ __ ] okay why does it look like he's got brown you know i know he doesn't have brown hair in this picture but it seriously looks like not his hair i don't know why either way on that incredible note we've come to the end of another video folks before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art though huh oh wait a minute jack the snack that smiles back well that's that's a chip that's not a goldfish either way i'm not jack what's going on here wait am i jack has robin ever existed what's happening anyways if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well make sure to get yourself 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Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 09 2021