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when you argue for 30 minutes about something and then you search it up and you are wrong i do this a lot with my mom and i'm always wrong hey everybody welcome back to easy peasy it's your least favorite host dollar store brand damien cougar here and today we're going to be diving into our slash memes let's get to it when tick tock gets banned in the us tick tock refugees youtube here they come boys quick run oh wait wait their only talent is like cosplay or lip syncing to things they're not actually funny they won't last they'll just get copyright struck to the ground we're good boys give it like eight months they'll all disappear marine animals are something i don't know i'm not a biologist i'm a voice actor over here crush happy birthday me replying by mistake you too crush thanks but how did you know that today's my b day uh yup think outside the box um people with the brain are like yeah bro uh there's already a line there you didn't need to go outside the box but you're just stupid another day has passed and i still haven't used y equals mx plus b i used to it to calculate the slope of my life going downhill cheers i'll drink to that bro there's not enough anything in the world to make me not relate to this me trying to say to my cat my cat wondering why i want to rebuild the soviet union using cheetos what exactly do you want comrade it is i kitty but i don't want to rebuild soviet union or do i nobody cats here you go human meow infinity cube made from bicycle chain it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours um jesus how does that work but that's impressive but also stop messing with my mind you can't be checkmated if you have no king damn straight made in china made in china stickers are actually made in korea korea hi babe what are you doing nothing much i am really tired just going to sleep now babe and you in the club standing behind you him at an eminem concert eminem all right now everyone sing this with me everyone at the concert i can't eminem you're a machine when you are learning cooking on your level 99 character yeah friend you haven't caught covered yet me yeah friend even a global pandemic avoids you i feel my heart crack brah that hurt hey the truth is i have a crush on you oh my god sorry but you are too caring and loving for me that i thought you as a father did i just get father zone not really daddy they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie but they brought it back for the second you go girl daddy when you're walking your dog at night and he suddenly stop and stare into some empty darkness then he starts growling oh no man i'm out of here i really did just run out of the booth which is a visual gag for a audio medium so yeah coug's a little stupid nine-year-old me the doritos are too expensive i won't buy it shopkeeper but it comes with free pokemon cards me oh yeah baby how could they do this yeah we're just some dots they will know yes yes they will we all know four-year-old me showing my drawings to my parents look it's a pair of scissors my parents yeah great job son to infinity and beyond with your artistic creativity quick get him into sports me using wasd keys my friend using arrow keys yeah i put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now and it just brings me joy couple costumes idea for us huh those two don't go together neither do we eric goodbye eric oh no i watched my anime win mcgovern my friend and i explained how e.t is really a jedi the cashier at wendy's you guys need to stop smoking pot and coming in here at 3 a.m bro i work at 7 11. i don't get paid enough to deal with this youngest child that's not fair middle child oldest child darling you have no idea what is fair i will destroy you me in church with my family my fbi agent who knows there's no way i'm going to heaven you're a naughty little boy hey what are you doing tonight let's smash just bought a nintendo switch i like where this is going fbi 10 out of 10. he's got your back best wingman finally i've done it fire ice cream take that god new york to moscow 8910 km new york to moscow 7 500 km flat earthers huh what's going on here huh if you ever feel useless just remember that bikini bottom has a fire department me an intellectual look here look there look there look here look out there and look there the villain who's trained for over 500 years the main character who learned the power of friendship oh i'm going to defeat you with love and magic never lose your airpods future to the back starring stunks man mom if you don't study you'll become a garbage man like that guy the garbage man taking away trash so it doesn't pile up in the neighborhood you may hate me lady but i have a job during covid and you don't as an interior decorator but love me please why does your school project file have naked anime girls i have to go this is important avengers don't assemble fifty dollars whatever you want baby can you call me a good boy i was left at the pound dave 42 069 of quarantine a world map produced from ancient greece that's so stupid but funny six-year-old me playing gta and not knowing english i do not know who i am i don't know why i'm here all i know is that i must kill how schools teach my natural hand placement yeah yeah but no schools are right especially if you've broken every finger like i have and your fingers are all crooked and ugh life is a dick sometimes it gets hard for no reason literally every boy who's ever lived oh evan the champ with dick moment hey dad why is my sister's name rose because your mom loves roses thanks dad you're welcome hd memes oh i i plan to name my kids this myself one day they're gonna be means and mango cause i love mango and i love memes wanna come over no one's home be there in a few minutes [Music] okay i'm here where are you i told you no one is home prank you also never get laid again dude fluff muffin puff adult me realizing these kittens died from drowning tied up in the back i forgot about this episode tom legit threw them in the river dude what was wrong with you tom hourglass led traffic lights invest in best invest if adam and eve had an argument would it be a world war the school janitor you kids need to stop with the devil's lettuce i don't get paid enough for this i've figured out the perfect name for male karen's dinkleberg okay i can't do timmy's dad but i can do a cosmo hey cosmo that's a little rough cause my voice is stressed but i can do it trust me me kicks my wi-fi router because it stopped working for a minute my wi-fi rider has given me smooth wi-fi for the last 10 hours i'm sorry master i'm sorry it's time you look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions why does youtube have a separate app for kids if they want every video on their main platform to be kid-friendly not just that but kappa was a thing and we beat it boys learning how to play mary had a little lamb please don't make fun of me understandable have a great day i dare you to make fun of this guy he'll beat your booty in backwards if you ever feel useless remember there is a lifeguard in spongebob who saves fish from drowning well well yes but spongebob did almost drown that one time how could they do this yeah we're just some lines they will know they will no yes dad you're overusing internet lingo and it's destroying our relationship okay boomer dad stop your vibes are not epic lmaoit what the frick dad hey isn't it weird how we live longer than men huh weird okay so here's the plan i shoot and we see if the garbage can lit protects you all right that sounds good there bud let's do it to it the guy you got the perfect design for 2020 logo when it gets moved to 2021 nobody me and math tests 126. all right then let's see close enough listen kid i don't have much time the only way to respond to l and then may always no harambe you had to tell me what was the answer what was the answer students uh why is there a 2009 meme in the presentation it is not even funny the teacher who just wanted to make the students smile what memers think they're like i'm a cool rick yeah what memers are actually like hey i'm jerry hey i'm jerry hey i'm jerry hey i'm jerry hey i'm jerry australian meth addicts dresses up as cop and raids another drug user's home this guy is on another level might unrelated fact about minecraft my son literally any conversation we're having diamonds youtubers when they start a minecraft survival world also them on the second day after they do some off-camera mining a panzer of zelek what is your wisdom if your mom shows you a minion meme don't just ignore her she probably hoped that you would find it funny too you should appreciate it that's good advice thank you panzertank you are welcome cougar oh god how'd you get my booth january january feb february ai monthly when you're watching a movie with your parents in sexy and puffs up wow that's some nice atoms we got on the floor let me just take a good little look down here music i play for friends my entire playlist of songs i actually like yeah this is this is straight up me i listen to like people like break-ins oliver tree and no one else really likes those guys at least in my parents or family i don't have any friends so ladies what would you do if you found another girl's nudes on your man's phone send them to myself when he asked for my nudes i'll send him hers again well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan as the devil and i can't wait to see you your boyfriend and this girl very soon florida man dirts his hand with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts fatal toxins a hundred percent increased poison damage hey man what can i say i'm happy i did it platypuses lay eggs and produce milk which makes them a portable source of omelets the cashier at mcdonald's again i work a minimum wage job please stop everyone using these guys hi i'm kevin blip but what about the originals yeah but you see i'm a huge godzilla nerd you should totally check out my channel cougar mcdowell v on youtube where i plus penny of content that's godzilla related yeah go check it out go check it out all right i'm moving on her i bet he's thinking about other women him mr owl ate my metal worm backwards as mr owl ate my metal worm man hey where are you from i'm from australia oh sorry i had no idea upside down worded yes thank you mike australia zoink parsotomall oh oh dr parsatomo you remind me of my pinky toe because i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture freak off you pervert i thought that's what tinder was for to entertain girls with pickup lines entertain me with a dick pic instead frick off you perv right back at you buckaroo when you tap your pockets but don't feel your phone then you realize it's 18 20 and you're high af what's a cell phone finally i took my schizophrenia pills i missed them all so much come back voices in my head gamers i can't play i have over a hundred peng people on nascar controlling the rover with between 240 000 and 100 1.4 a big number okay me dumb americans uh politicians are so stupid meanwhile pakistani politicians what are you all doing out here that's really funny i'm from chicago i spent four years in colombia in prison where i learned to speak spanish to an advanced level no choice i live in ukraine now can you recommend a crime that i commit that would only give me maybe two to three years so i can become conversational and russian sometimes my genius it's almost frightening the king in a chess game huh huh the queen in a chess game doing great honey thanks my liege me browsing reddit for like the past week well chad chad chad chad's wife other chad and blah blah blah hey what did you want to be for halloween yours my yeah that would be pretty scary this will make a fine addition to my rejections the great depression the big sad we're all locked inside we're masks shrek is proof women would rather date an ugly ogre instead of a short dude hold on a minute what about wreck-it ralph name one thing you want to try in the bedroom getting a full eight hours of sleep cheers i'll drink to that bro i haven't got eight hours sleeping like a year probably honey another movie got released time to get squished again huh yes dear stare mr water streth spire oh it's the what's this guy called the stavitar the last uh stair bender the stethoscope was invented because the inventor felt uncomfortable placing his ear on a woman's bare chest to listen to her heart virginity is cool remain pure yep that's my motto i'm only doing being a virgin because it's cool not because i'm ugly and a weirdo by the way this is cougar the narrator talking right now 11 year old black child made 1k selling n-word passes to white friends at school stunks hey man if you can make money do it anyway me ask question on a stream streamer answers at me huh guess i'm is number one fan after all mistakes make you stronger jake paul's parents why do you think we raised him so stupid we want to be pro bodybuilders did you know there are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky oh you don't say tapping someone on their left shoulder but being on the right oh i'm so naughty i like the little made with meme tatic at the bottom the right side of the duct tape the left side it's been a long day without you my friend and i'll tell you all about it when i see you again dude i nailed that did you prepare for the test yes 96.95 prepared did you prepare for the test what test cash royale which hasn't had an update in a year gta which hasn't had an update in seven years skyrim which hasn't had an update in nine years chess which hasn't had an update in four thousand five hundred years if you die a virgin you end a two hundred thousand year streak of people getting laid me what have i done my teenage son just discovered vr porn i am very disappointed him can you believe that he has had the oculus for almost a month and it has taken this long the ad is in the first half i'm not gonna lie i'm proud of you kiddo an mri machine that can record your dreams and reconstruct them for you to watch while you're awake invest invest invest me telling my parents i've never smoked weed in our house our house totes my dude who's got some shingles i can eat me has head resting against bus window what it looks like what it feels like mom at mcdonald's you should study hard if you don't want to end up like the worker over there the worker who is actually a university student working to pay for their tuition fees okay ma'am would you like fries with that holy crap that's impressive as hell 10 out of 10 my dude mobile game ads then oh yeah time to whip out your clash of clans and play with your [ __ ] mobile game ads now oh here we go hey man i can't diss these they're paying my bills on youtube so yeah thanks thanks mobile the game ads and if you don't get the joke [ __ ] is coc clash of clans i was a clanner back in the day also i have a voice role in their sequel game go check it out me sitting in detention for calling my german teacher a c-u-n-t my german friend who told me it means madame i got you my friend dick gets hard heterosexuals think of something gay think of something gay homosexuals think of something straight think of something straight bisexuals i'm stuck in a loop ah meme in 2040. if you remember this your childhood was crappy my teenage years are crappy we did it we time traveled but what year is it let me ask that guy over there oh september 2020 god if only that would have happened my question is when are the murder hornets coming back well if you made it this far it's time for fun facts about cougar i am ambidextrous well anyways feel free to like comment subscribe let us know what you'd like to see more of down in the comments below have a good day and remember be good people

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Published: Tue Oct 13 2020