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seven-year-old throws personal prom for babysitter after hers was canceled because that's what heroes do yes yes they do he even got a little sparkling champagne look at the smile on his face hello everybody and welcome back to easy peasy my name is cougar and today we're going to be diving on into our slash major smile let's get to the joy shall we after seven years of addiction i finally recovered and i'm so glad you did this furry miracle is adopted this was her reaction to the first toy in her life oh my god i got a tour little boy invites his entire kindergarten class to witness his adoption okay this dude right here is just a sweetheart and i'm glad he's being adopted out of a crappy home that's just great gonna tell y'all what i can hear now that i got my hearing aids birds they chirp and it's beautiful far away cow moose my friend has this in his backyard and to say i cried is an understatement my best friend's singing voice chickens chicken noises me sobbing the filter for my fish tank bubble bubble bubble oh my god imagine what it's like to hear for the first time again what what was he doing here seven years ago though i joined for an ama about a movie then i did another ama about fitness and one where i screamed movie lines you guys requested by the point i loved the conversation and humor here and people kept tagging me so i never left oh god governor schwarzenegger i just saw he gave uh he just uh got the pipe someone made for him and that made my day seeing that got to take my baby sister to her first daddy-daughter dance the other night sorry you don't have a dad but i'll always be there for you damn you had to hit me right in the feels and my god look at the smile on his face it's just pure joy unbelievable in 1969 when black citizens were still not allowed to swim in community pools alongside white people mr rogers invited a black police officer on the show and asked him to join in and cool his feet in a small plastic pool breaking a well-known color barrier damn mr rogers why you always gotta hit me in the feels my dude after a two-year battle i finally beat cancer thanks for all the support through all these hard times it feels good to smile again damn dude keep smiling cause your smile brings joy to the whole world my six-year-old daughter she see what's on the news and we explained what happened to george floyd and she was mortified today she made a sign and is doing her own peaceful protest in our front yard i am so proud so am i so am i the best boy oh you're getting married yay new daddy look at how happy the dog is i'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name because my last name is best thank you emily best thank you very much so apparently sparrows in print on their caretakers my friend found a baby i mean like a moment out of the egg baby baby on the ground he took care of it and now he is dead i'm in his uncle ladies and gentlemen meat bird ah burb you're so cute mom paints face to match daughter's facial birthmark to be just as beautiful as her if anybody in school bullies this girl let me know i will personally go and beat them up blind man and his armless best friend planted over 10 000 trees in china i am his hands he is my eyes if this isn't best friend goals then i don't know what is my god this is fantastic and look at the smile on both their faces we said black lives matter never said only black lives matter we know all lives matter we just need your help with hashtag black lives matter for black lives are in danger this is true this is what it really means everybody my little sister keeps telling us she wants to be a boy so my parents went out and bought her boy clothes and look how happy she is there's no such thing as boy or girl clothes but i i appreciate this 100 heck i wore a dress or two when i was little and i'm and i'm this way okay i don't care if this is their lunch break let those damn garbage man have a good time this is amazing during her battle with cancer and after she beat it hey man she went from beautiful to just as beautiful keep it up girl keep it up and by the way i really like your hair sorry for the inconvenience we are trying to change the world damn straight brother keep trying to change the world wife shares hilarious selfie a husband fainting during childbirth what can i say not all men are as strong as women community coming together to clean up south minneapolis of course the media won't show you this part though no they really didn't but look at how many retweets and likes this got baby internet for the win i work with a guy from mexico who doesn't speak a lot of english a canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out he comes back to us and says i do not like the cobra chicken i don't like the cobra chicken dude i lived on a pond with a bunch of canadian geese those things are dicks and i appreciate this cobra chicken for the win for 13 years we pretended to be cousins so we could rent a home together we were told keep curtains drawn so neighbors don't know what you are we recently bought our home now we voluntarily tell neighbors we are partners it's time lgbtq families are normalized too thank you my friends thank you for doing your part the only news i mean quadruplets a 1 in 180 million story a cow has apparently defined great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named eenie meenie money and moo i hope moo's the one at the end because look at his little black spot on his head he's like oh look at me i'm moved baby i pose for the photos racism isn't born it is taught this is true this is true trump lover clinton lover none of the above her black white red brown or some other color each woman is a sister here and every man or brother let us put our judgments down and love one another damn damn that not only did that rhyme but it made me feel good god does not accept homosexuals so we don't either one core six fun fact me and the white shorts hmm fun fact me and the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world ah our slash mad lads and it's on our slash wholesome gosh darn i love this a deer entered one of the shops in colorado the shop owner gave him some chocolate biscuits and chocolate he came out of the store and returned after a half an hour with all his family members look he's like hello i would like some chocolate please yes i have brought my family for more chocolate please now hand it over the people of derry northern ireland in silent protest for george floyd and the countless others killed through police brutality we hear you and we stand with you hey and they're standing six feet apart they're doing it right unlike us here in america after a woman was taken to the hospital with hypoglycemia low blood sugar two policemen stayed behind to prepare dinner for the five kids who were still in the house afterwards they also did the dishes endev neverland and dovan netherlands you know this is why police from different countries are just better man they just do stuff like this versus our police who do bad things this man took over 1 000 children of fallen soldiers to disneyland free of charge dude how did you get the money for that and thank you for making those kids lives or day at least you brought joy into their life i volunteer for a dog rescue we love seeing updates of their dogs in their new homes this one made me smile it's a little baby godzilla with a little baby doggy godzilla hey man that dog looks cute his my outfit so apparently in australia the dolphins are used to people visiting them they seem to be missing people and have been coming to shore bringing coral to people as an offering dude if a dolphin brought me coral i'd be out there every day he's like hey i missed your bud here's some coral i think it's pretty here you go doodlebug is an orphaned baby kangaroo that was found abandoned on the side of the road when he walked up to a human held out his arms and asked to be picked up his rescue later gave him a teddy bear and he wouldn't stop hugging again please tell me doodlebug is still alive and still hugging that bear that would be so cute i almost lost it at the disney store today why i watched her father very firmly tells it a boy no you can't have this rapunzel dress the boy was near tears until his dad continued that one's way too small let's find your size eventually little boy decided against the dress and with his dad's blessing picked out a tiara instead because it's better for every day damn straight is better for everyday tiaras are alive some lucky photographer in california captured a hummingbird sharing a water fountain with four bumblebees buzz buzz buzz what's that you want some of our uh watery honey here you go mr humminbird thanks guys elephants brains react to humans the same way that humans brains react to puppies they think we are cute my life has had no greater joy than knowing elephants think i'm cute hey there you're a cute little human man if i pet you it's not white versus black it's everybody versus racist you know what rome alone too damn straight while watching a movie with a boyfriend family i fell asleep in the silence of the film i passed gas so loudly it woke me up everyone heard it that young man claimed the fart is his own that's when i know i loved me i married him today we celebrate 15 years together i don't know man a fart is the reason you got married and i i appreciate that i am tony with an eye just the one and i've recently been diagnosed with cancer for the third time this time it's unlikely to be incurable so i am making preparations to die at 30. ask me anything what is your favorite flower i was planning on doing some gardening and i'd like to plant something in your honor also can you find my cat fizz gig and tell her she was a very good girl and we miss her thanks i will pet all the animals i can if this is a possibility that will be a huge silver lining on everything and something i will look forward to my favorite flowers are roses or lilies probably but i love most flowers if you would like to plant something for me then plant something for the bees please they need them more than i oh my god this dude he's come to grips with dying and that's sad but he's even thinking of the bees over himself justice for george floyd oh you know what hell yeah hell yeah my dudes dad builds a stage right on his driveway to host college graduation for his daughter holy crap dude thank you so much like i didn't go to my graduation at a choice but i know people who are devastated they can't go and this right here this is a good thing i didn't fight for this country to watch my black brothers sisters be murdered in the streets thank you but uh maybe put on a mask but thank you oh look at the little horsey he go [ __ ] he's like i sit and i look still majestic af girl fun family story when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like nine hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a crap ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unraveled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read hot damn in giant letters and those were my aunt spells today on things that didn't happen do really people believe this bullcrap sure this is totally true and now since i officially have permission to abuse this photo hot damn get fricked everybody get freaked ah that's what i like to see a man in uniform being a good damn person you know forget those police i'm focusing on the hug and the skateboard dude you you guys are doing what's right thank you so much hug in the face of adversity an 87 year old woman called the police emergency number in florence italy saying she was alone and hungry this was the result oh my god that is fantastic and who left her alone and hungry what kind of monsters are you people she's just a sweet old lady johnny deb always travels with his captain jack sparrow costume to make impromptu visits to sick kids in hospitals and i'm so glad this man was cleared of everything that was claimed about him and we found out it was actually his wife being a terrible person thank you for being a bright person in my life johnny brilliant black minds gave me a shot in hollywood when none of the white guys thought i could connect or be a leading man i got my first starring role ace vetera because of living color forever grateful damn jim carrey this is why you rock dude god bless jim carrey justice for george damn straight brother the karen's doing their part to stop the violence karen's against police brutality i'd like to speak to the manager of systematic racism please she went from karen to karen damn straight she did so last night at like two in the morning my boyfriend who thought i was asleep rolled over kiss my forehead and whispered in a mirror i love you so much i'm never going to leave you i promise excuse me while i cry i'll be right back guys i'm gonna go take a cry before i get back to narrations love it when they do that oh it's a little cute animal straight legs stare black uh straighten my stuff straighten my stuff i got to see my fiance today after two months of being separated by lockdown why do you gotta make me happy photos how did you enslave your human i did not then why does he provide you for every need because he loves me but why does he love you because i love him and i'm a cute little doggie my mom did her own march since none of her friends wanted to join her hell yeah dude hell yeah old lady 10 out of 10. you better have been with her not just there to take one photo my parents in 1975 and again in 2020 they've been married and playing music together for over 45 years now how is her hairstyle not changed i love that and neither is his really dude you two are relationship goals hell yeah my best friend and i got tattoos to celebrate 20 years of friendship meet maurice he likes to peek out from under my sweatshirt to make sure i'm having a good day if i ever get a tattoo you've convinced me to do something like this thank you it says stop me if you need medical advice this is in yemen dude thank you thank you thank you for being a good person last night my uber driver gave me a menu on what kind of ride i wanted hello george the uber driver ride type menu this standup i tell you about things that are funny to me at least from prison stories to other poor life choices i've made don't get a lover's name tattooed on you ever the silent ride pretty self-explanatory the therapy ride got something on your mind let me help take it off talk to me talk to me the creepy ride i don't say anything i just look at you from time to time in the review all creepy like the rude ride i be as rude as possible george i pray one day if i ever take uber you are my driver you put a smile on my face my dude in my experience you will never find a group of folks more open and accepting than metal heads a true metalhead is always looking to share their love of metal with anyone they don't care about your skin color religion or political allegiance all mental heads are outcasts at one point or another and know how crappy that is a true metal head picks you up when you slip in the moshvid they make you crash on their couch instead of letting you drive home when you've had too many they check up on you when you go radio silent they celebrate your accomplishments and console you and your defeats when you've got a metal head for a friend you've got a friend for life i can vouch for this i'm in a pretty crappy metal band and we were lucky enough two years ago or three years ago to open up for be like the opening opening act for a band called babymetal on their first u.s tour and let me tell you we got applauded and we kind of suck but these big gruff metal heads were banging their heads to babymetal if you don't know what that is look it up metal heads for life my dude so i work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction i have to ask can i help you find anything else she responded with a million bucks the elderly man behind her said ma'am if you want a million bucks just look in the mirror her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten oh thank you buddy recently i logged into my old minecraft account and found that the server i played on with my friends was still active i had last played it five years ago and wanted to see if my builds were still there i checked and they were still untouched then i looked around the map and saw the build i forgot about it was a statue me and my minecraft bestie build of us out of stone i had forgotten about it and almost cried i wanted to see if my friend was still on his old facebook account and sent a message he responded i found out that he had kids now and he is 28 now i saw that he lived only an hour's drive away we decided to meet up again after losing touch with each other i got to meet his kids and his wife and ishiba he got to meet my wife as well and now we frequently hang out i never would have imagined that longing into my old account would have led to that damn minecraft saving and building friendships for years man i gave my three-year-old three m m's to have without rhyme or reason she turned around and gave one to her grandmother and one to me i've done a lot of things wrong in my life but i will tell you i must be doing something right here damn dude that is some solid parenting i wouldn't even do this neither would any of my family members my mom and dad were t-boned and their truck was totaled this is them with the newest car they've ever owned damn damn if this is after the t-bone that smile they've had that makes me fantastic in 2017 a dog named odin refused to leave his flock of ghosts behind during the california tubbs fire and his owner fled to safety days later the owners came back to their property to find odin survive and manage to keep all the goats alive the goats odin is with us and he's a good boy the redditor who sent me a fancy fountain pen for getting my ged thank you so much nomad73 it made my day damn dude when do i get one of these for getting my ged dang you know you don't need to be a cat to enjoy a good sunspot i saw this beautiful man holding the phone with both hands looking at the screen smiling i was drawn by his joy and asked for a photo he agreed telling me he was talking to his wife back home i asked if it was a video call he said no but i see your name on the screen oh my god jesus that's so nice it hurts i'm a michigan photographer who attended a protest yesterday while taking photos these two asked if they could try i showed them how the camera worked and held on the strap in case it was too heavy these are their images dude holy crap those are some fantastic images actually those kids got talent dear flat4 thank you for playing the piano so beautifully it has given us a great deal of peace at these stressful coveted time best regards flat 2 on the game crutchy bits and dinky deckers i don't know what those are but i'm glad you got them a kid in my school learned that my wife and i are having a baby and used her pocket money to buy us this oh boy kids kids are the purest form unless they're corrupted by adults man and police brutality thank you for finally do and look none of the other cops are like really engaging these two are the two standouts and i love you for that this sweet little boy has been having a hard time since his pop passed away he's been praying for a little stuffy of pop that he can carry around with him he chose this photo and requested that his pop would be holding a fish i love what i do and i love that it matters and i love it too left me completely broken 93 pounds living on the streets living in fear in pain addicted to math and heroin and ready for my life to finally end i had in dakartas twice from using and had a hole in my heart my mom took that picture when she went to rescue me right i took this picture tonight didn't care about the angles just wanted to show my happiness nine months clean i fought hard for months in the hospital survived heart surgery gained 40 pounds got a place to live and i have my family and my two cats that help me i posted the before pic a lot but my story is important recovery is possible and it is worth it girl you are wonderful yes yes she is ah this is a powerful photo again racism and taught it's not nature it's taught he's extremely proud of his painting i'm good boy i did a van gogh our friend lives above a punk bar and sent us the pick of her dog and the regulars hell yeah dude everyone can love a good boy you know what those crocs are just cool man metal heads forever who are you guys we're free americans cops are a lot less likely to try and tread on people riots when there are other armed americans with them so we figured it's about damn time some heavily armed redneck stood with fellow citizens i figured before they were cops they were just americans so bottom line just for floyd and i hope they stopped luna at some point yeah that that's a good message my parents left afghanistan when i was less than a month old seeking refugee in the netherlands they moved from one country to another to another so that their children could get the education they never received i worked three jobs freshman fall my mental health tumbling alongside my gpa i've delivered laundry flipped burgers cleaned dorms stocked shelves ushered for events i am sick i am sorry if i mispronounced that i am afghan i'm a refugee i am first gen student and from today i am a graduate of harvard hell yeah dude hell yeah please don't talk to me i have no self-control and will talk to you for two hours and get no work done dude same i need one of these i can't believe i'm 66 and still protesting this crap neither can i dude neither can i lady gaga took a photo with me and gave money to a homeless man he said but i smell and she don't worry i smell too damn lady gaga i appreciate you oh look at the little turtle i hope it's a real turtle believe it if it's not it's happy hello sky rider just wanted to give you all a big ol smiley face today a while ago i posted a picture of my son in the hospital smiling at me after a scary situation yesterday he came home 155 days after being born hell yeah my grandpa passed away today last night all he wanted to do was to have one last beer with his sons damn one last cold one with the boys best feeling ever my client had a hole in the side of the house i was supposed to feel it aka repair it i got up on the ladder 12 feet up and knocked to see if anyone was home silence came from the reply from the hole in the house so i inserted the foam tube and felt something soft to make contact with the end of the tube then out came a very upset house barrel and slammed in my face i nearly died today then she flew over to the nearest tree branch obviously upset that i didn't fall to my death so i stuck the corner of my phone in the hole and snapped a video discovered this five eggs told the clown i can't feel the hole we need to wait for the eggs to hatch and for them to leave the nest then i can fill the hole so in order to keep rain from getting whole i did this that's just so sweet it kind of hurts but god bless you dude during the protest in my country people helped stray dogs that got caught in the middle of the attack with tear gas took them to safe place and cleaned them oh the pupper looks so happy to be helped the guy next to me on the train was watching the office so naturally i not so subtly watched along he noticed me watching with him and turned on the subtitles i hope he knows that i would die for him to be honest i would have too i just saw a reddit post by someone with extreme anxiety asking how to order a sandwich at subway because they're never tried it and some replied and wrote out step-by-step instructions without being snarky or judgmental and it's the kind of sweetest thing i've seen in a month damn damn bottom ranked sumo wrestler burst into tears after winning first championship dude hell yeah hell yeah i respect that with love from syria we support and sympathize with people suffering police brutality in the us we surely know how it feels thank you oh it's not safe to bring your kid to a protest but i appreciate the little sign he made my cat ripped open his favorite toy this is my grandma sewing it back together look the cat's just patiently waiting like i want my toy please fix it i didn't mean to kill mr sprinkles every time the andre hopkins scores sorry for mispronouncing he finds his mom who lost her sight 17 years ago and gives her the touchdown ball one of the best traditions in sports hell yeah dude stop making me smile hey twitter what's up tweeting from earth what's up with you nice we heart earth just look at it how's the wi-fi up there and also what's your favorite space snack wi-fi is pretty decent some of our astra astronauts can tweet from up there favorite snack lunch meat so mars avi or nasa persevere rover is launching there in july watch with us it's a date nasa oh he's giving a little heart space i love you nasa uncle what are you doing during the lockdown i'm learning to play piano you i build a gateway to the imagination in my backyard damn since you all love my uncle david so much here he is with his husband my other uncle david who makes an amazing butterscotch raspberry pudding your uncle david is married to your uncle david and they are both wearing roughly the same flannel plaid shirt and they both have wonderful shaggy white hair and it is awesome it is the same shirt they've been wearing matching outfits since the 90s so they just buy everything in doubles that is astounding how can such lovely people exist in this grim world and we need more of them damn it after two years of steady workout i can finally wear an undershirt around the house without being overwhelmed with shame i am smiling under the mask i swear hell yeah do it as someone who's lost over 80 pounds himself i respect you today my wife is officially under 200 pounds and i was finally able to do a chin up for the first time in my life thank you thank you i appreciate weight loss so much as i was very heavy myself anyways if you've made it this far hopefully you got some smiles feel free to like comment subscribe let us know we like see more of down in the comments below oh my stutter didn't bother you too much anyways have a good day and remember be good people

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Id: 6la8Bbc1zcE

Length: 24min 47sec (1487 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 20 2020