r/Dontfundme | Buy her one then

I need money to buy minecraft hi guys welcome to NK my name is Jack now on to the video do you cry on your birthday every year or are you normal so my birthday is in five days so if anyone wants to donate to the crybaby fund I get it cuz I'm a crybaby my venmo is this OH people like this on the Internet is like seeing companies who will post up about black lives matter or supporting LGBTQ it's a PR campaign to get some more money in attention that's it there's no other intent to help other than that our ak-47 I'm saving up for a beautiful ak-47 but unfortunately rations have not been kind on me I have no money for beautiful Soviet engineered rifle accent if you fund me you can legally say you own an ak-47 and place all your friends if I get funded Engelstad ever you want three pictures of the rifle so you can brag about your ak-47 ownership card I need to go to some accent classes hire assistants to hold phone and read it for me getting some neck pain from constant computer usage during covert looking to hire a cute assistant for a few days to hold my phone and scroll read it for me for a few days yeah the necessity for a cute assistant as a bit of a red flag from my buddy especially with $500 you clearly looking to get more than just a cute assistant to hold your phone Shrek flavored deodorant posters all over my school donate donate now donate now don't I'm having a no good very bad day my plans to go to Salem for my bday fell through my plans for Chicago fell through I never got to go to the pumpkin patch and I'm dressing up tomorrow but no one else will be I'm gonna spend another bee day doing nothing I wanted and I'm bummed feel free to bend mummy $5 to go towards the tattoo I'm getting tamari cuz I'm a break fee but I want to treat myself my Ben Moses and go love you guys get a job get a job why don't you just get a job you broke us pee you were poor get a job start but asking for more GoFundMe Johnny needs a switch show you support by going to this link this is what people are resorting to to advertise they GoFundMe now pick literal missing dog ads hi starting a GoFundMe so I can get VIP tix to the Meghan Trainor in m5 to offer my mum a night two days after a birthday I can meet my idol and my mom can see my ugly cry in front of a celeb please bend my all donations to this everyone I need this this is my dream you think two days after your mum's birthday makes us want to donate for your cause more bail for Chaffee Shelvin blue lives matter one hundred dollars raised to forty five thousand dollars oh and the family members the organizer tagged on the community and neighbors let's it's got something to do with communities alright this console is banned from Xbox Live PlayStation 4 in need unfortunately I was console banned from Xbox one for over a month and a half and haven't been able to play video games for that time because I don't have any other devices except for my phone I had to keep playing for night on my phone which is really hard because it's hard but I really want to play a PlayStation 4 again and play with my friends great description as to why it's hard to play sir why were you speeding because I was beating officer hello everyone I'm looking to go to the Philippines to marry my fiance it will cost me $800 I don't have a catastrophe or terminal illness I just want to start a new life I will sell anyone my artwork to help me all $1 donation from 1500 with my Facebook friends thank you in advance oh my what is that familiar aroma it smells like a like a scam check it out help me get back on top love all my fans Aaron Carter on top yeah by the look at that background man you look like you're really struggling and need that money I have always wanted to be debt-free it's been my lifelong dream now that I am turning 40 I would like to achieve that dream just think of the joy your donations would bring me please help me make this dream come true ah dad such a rare unique disease that is just horrifying to deal with let us all give money to this 40 year old woman who's taken a photo of herself in her car something that no one else is struggling to deal with on a daily basis and that was definitely thrust upon her without her own choices early on in life with making poor financial decisions without considering the long-term consequences of whether not she was in a condition where she could be affording that stuff over the time my girlfriend wants a Jeep for Christmas well jeepers your girlfriend has some standards tell me Michael how many times have you had to climb Mount Everest to meet your girlfriend standards $1,000 goal to buy some anime figures I'm broke and want to buy some figures for goodness sake getting a bbl and screwing my ex is dad $4,000 goal reading this I decided Google will be B element and my first result was Big Bash League which is an Australian cricket ornament this girl wants to get a cricket tournament definitely that my name is black line and I am a 26 year old woman I was previously in a relationship with a man who I thought was the man of my dreams pedestal syndrome after rumors two years he broke up with me stating I was not his type he told me I wasn't shaped how he wanted that I had too much fat in my stomach and a flat butt it ruined me but I have a plan do you think I'm doing this for him no I'm doing it so I can freak his dad on camera and send it to him yeah okay but the opposite of love is indifference not hate hate is just you reacting to someone hurting you and making feel upset and stuff by doing this you're basically saying you have power over me I'm 21 send me money straight to the point Jonah wick skin-on fortnight fortnight released a John wick skin and it's 2,000 V bucks I need help with this before they remove it in one day in nine hours dude you obviously are over the age of 8 you can afford that yourself I could really use help raising the money for my boob job I'm saving every penny and buying myself nothing until I reach my goal if every one of my Facebook friends don't it's just $2.00 I'll reach my goals thanks in advance so you have 3,500 Facebook friends yeah I guarantee that at least you know 3,200 them aren't actually friends friends also way to go using your kids that is we need to get licenses to be out of parent cool hoodies for sale this is my hoodie and it will be cool if you bought one it's $60 okay I am not giving you a cent 75 bucks if you think I'm cute you know what I'll donate 5 bucks that is one cute wet floor sign look at him just sitting there chilling help my broke sister not result of feet pecks please my wise old sister caught herself in a situation the ripe age of 24 has gotten her down now she faces the challenges of old men demanding feat pics as a pro clad with little opportunity she needs what she needs please donate your money you wouldn't want your relatives sending foot-related images to old men on Facebook would you anything helps please and the foot fetish bad a concerned sister she's just jealous cuz no one's asked her for feet pics help feed the hungry woman why it's Gordon Ramsay there he's just yelling at the food cook it I am very hungry and what a better way to satiate this dreadful feeling than with lots of steak it's going to be cooked medium-rare salt and pepper are the only dry rub needed so wait you're gonna wait for $300 of steak to come then just you don't buy some basic needs at the grocery store okay buddy someone please help your girl out my venmo was this I just really want a car I'll love you forever and ever don't be greedy helping needy ok might blow your mind here but you don't need a car you want a car see there's a difference hi blank and I are currently accepting donations to fund a trip to tokyo disney alvin mozar this I bet you two their kids are like under the age of five and therefore will have very little to almost no memory of going there please invest $100 in me you weren't really profit from it but it would make my day DME and I'll give you my venmo what's it for well I'm hungry I will load that case we have $100 of course such an understandable reason it's so upsetting knowing I won't be able to afford my future baby this thing right here anytime soon if I started a GoFundMe would you guys donate dumb thing to started GoFundMe for but god dammit that's it's a really cool handbag I'm a dirt and I wanted Bernie likes to stir up Millennials by telling them that the u.s. is the only major country that doesn't guarantee health care to people as a right he also forgets to mention that we are the number one country in medical research innovations cures Nobel Prizes and survival rates hi guys I usually don't post stuff like this but my grandpa underwent emergency brain surgery and is going to be way behind on his bills while he recovers if anyone would like to help my family and I reach this goal for him we'll be forever grateful unless you're a millennial who wants to advocate for some free health care or some silly thing like that get out of my face Danny DeVito cardboard cutouts why is this on here this is absolutely deserving of a funding help my car battery addiction I am addicted to car batteries so everyone sends a dollar and I'll be able to buy yet another car battery to my collection mike wazowski 0 raised of ten dollar goal mike was asking will a g-way a mike wazowski needs some papers printed is this a reference in the movie somewhere I I don't understand teacher My Chemical Romance full thousand dollar goal how much everyone in my world geography class has a low grade and we need to get this grade up the only we can get it up at this point is if we buy our teacher My Chemical Romance tickets they go for 1k to 2kh and we need two tickets please help this cause yeah that will achieve your purpose of Education paying your way out of it though to be fair that's what a lot of rich people do these days anyway so I guess it's it's actually good education in the real world one can make a difference Jesus did I need a tattoo I really want a tattoo since when did tattoos cost $3,000 want to be a proud owner of a Rolex fun fact there are so many cheap knockoff versions of the same designs from the richer companies that the only difference is just that they don't have the Rolex name on it so if you want to save money but still have a nice watch just don't buy them hey mom I have a question okay sweetie what is it you know smoking kills a lot of people I don't want to lose you since I already lost dad yes I am so sorry honey but it's not that easy if I get 950 K followers on my Instagram page at throw will you promise me you'll stop smoking I'm so close to the goal mom make it 1 million and I'll stop okey thanks mommy I love you beautiful work I really feel like you're a true mother and daughter there how could you get your money in the mail oh my god help her to get her mom to stop smoking by helping her to 1 million followers when she hits a goal her mother will finally stop smoking oh this will definitely happen and we're not just trying to get some extra followers under one second account I need new makeup but I'm legit the poorest I started this is kind of a jerk I honestly don't think anyone will donate cuz I'm a kuba cool well hey at least you're being honest but hey look with makeup I'm honestly not surprised that stuff is crazily expensive Avery 19 bisexual 68 miles away what did you already go through everyone in a 67 mile radius anyone that makes five times nine hundred dollars a month able to co-sign for my apartment I can afford rent but they won't accept me unless I have someone to co-sign because I make less than three times rent a month and I don't have any family or friends I've been kicked out by my parents and this is the only place I can afford so I'd really appreciate it I'll pay for the application fee hmmm going on a hook-up app to find a housemate and this is the only place you can afford that you actually can't afford okay raising a big family is expensive you can help oh please consider helping an endangered species the rare and very expensive large family Oh everyone knows raising kids is an expensive proposition you might have seen the GoFundMe campaign that successfully raised almost 10k for an injured piglet I thought we should give people an opportunity to donate to what we think is a much more worthy cause we are working hard to try to raise seven healthy happy caring conservative kids in our home although the self-righteousness is just tingling in the text you might ask why 70k good question we chose 70k for a few reasons number one 70k is very close to the same amount that our family saves taxpayers ie the provincial government each and every year by homeschooling Oh our and kids and number two 70k is exactly seven times more than what was raised for a single piglet into stress we choose to homeschool our kids at great personal expense yes but you are choosing to do that to enough force to you are choosing to to avoid the many and well-known pitfalls of our public education system this takes a huge investment of both time and money your donation of $50 can help buy a pair of shoes boots or supplies for a hunting trip it's hard to choose my favorite part in all of this I mean I'm gonna have to give it to the ball Tex that whole endangered species thing that ma that takes the cake help me get minecraft on my laptop my parents won't give me money to download minecraft on my laptop so I'm begging for you for your help to fulfill my one dream and goal in life a very low goal sir please find something more to achieve please help a bright girl out and Bend memory yet anything helps god bless it sickens me to know that there are some guys out there who are going to donate as well jailed fentanyl dealer launches GoFundMe to pay for beauty school at least she's trying to go towards something better in her life in desperate need for fortnight V bucks I am too poor to buy skins in fortnight I just want a little money for a few stings that's how it starts starts with just a few skins buddy then before you know it you're buying everything wanting to get a Brazilian butt lift to make myself that much more comfortable and start modeling but most of all become a counselor to help a young woman with self-love issues girl you clearly have a natural face tone and everything that looks perfect for modeling stop falling for your insecurities you have so much more Beauty than you think not talking about the post I'm talking about you you're prettier than you think and here we have a desperate comment are asking this to be saw some free money just cuz that's what he does he just gives out free money well he does he'd like God he does actually give out free money she's currently in jail after er doctors discovered her toddler with disabilities had a skull fracture and a brain bleed I see we've already painted her in a positive light that's good I am trying to raise money in order to bail her out to see her other children that aren't taken because if she has to go upstate for long periods of time I want my daughter to see her mother before she goes everyone please help me please and see she loves her daughter eyes this single photo apparently disproves all the stuff the ER people found she would never do anything on purpose to harm her daughter I'm gonna stay skeptical these girls I work with trying to go to Disneyland me and me really miss Disneyland venmo us it's really saddening seeing these people kind of over clogged people's brains with donation efforts when there's so many other more genuine places to donate to that we're just kind of going to pass over because we're just sick of constantly seeing people wanting for us to donate to them well everyone that does us today with better don't fund me thank you all so much for watching like the video if you enjoyed the content we'll know whether or not to keep going with this stuff we've got plenty of content coming every day for you but for now my name was Jack and I'll see you guys next time ciao [Music]

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Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 07 2020