r/Mildlyinfuriating | something ain't right here

how the circle is not actually at fifty percent i'll come here you i'm gonna install this game from your computer no no i'm taking it away [Music] hey guys welcome back to mk my name's jack and today we're looking at some mildly infuriating content let's begin this text conversation is related to a door dash order your door dash order is outside thank you that's not my house oh boy now see that's where the name doordash comes from they put it at a random door somewhere nearby and you've gotta dash over and get to it before that person just happens to open their door and get free food not all heroes wear capes sometimes they don't wear muffs properly either i don't want to be the one to shame you for your weight but i i don't think you're a compact vehicle oh come on please don't look at me like that you're the one using that space incorrectly you see this as a hindrance i see this as being gifted with an extra sizable cookie to nibble on know your privileges sir oh come on man it was so clear where to put everything you just you just had to be lazy hey you made sure to order the same number designs right oh yeah yeah i'm pretty sure personal exemption from wearing a mask cards are ready for pickup asking a minimum of five dollar donation that goes towards mad mothers against social distancing yeah the acronym of that name definitely explains who you are also how is it you can be someone who cares about the well-being of your children yet be against something that will encourage the well-being of your children and nonetheless you as well today's video is brought to you by ridge wallet hey there it's me your dad you know what would be the best present for me on father's day that's right the ridge wallet a light sleek and industrial wallet that lacks bulge and can finally fit all of my library cards look why should i keep using the same wallet from 1993 when i could be rocking something that left the era of flip phones and joined us here in the future i mean seriously it's just so much better i can hold 12 cards with plenty of room for the cash that i no longer have and it comes in over 30 colors like carbon fiber and burnt titanium i don't even know how you burn titanium look am i not convincing enough then check out the 30 000 5 star reviews this thing is so good the team will let you try it out for 45 days with the promise of a full refund if you're not satisfied i mean i'm not satisfied just check the description below to get 10 off using the code mk that's ridge.com mk now back to the memes it was my mother-in-law's birthday the other day and she likes pokemon go so we got her a pikachu cake from asda this is how she's been cutting herself pieces oh my oh my what since when has this been a thing what does she just really like devouring pikachu specifically i mean you can get it in any other way though to be fair if this is the thing that you dislike about your mother-in-law that's it's a pretty decent thing to trade from instead of you know them being a terrible person to you yeah wow i'm pretty sure you deserve a refund if you buy something like this and it turns out to be complete lie all right you guys can go left or you can do a u-turn only oh no actually only you can only go left all right wait if you're a truck you can but you can't do a u-turn ladies and gentlemen the explanation as to why there are so many traffic jams out there you know considering how many screws are made in one time i'd feel like this is more like good luck or a rarity if anything yes you now have to go back to the store to get another four pack but you just think it's good luck oh come on how did they install this without noticing this and then cook like come on and surely you can just unscrew the piece tasty nuts the taste of nuts though those are not the kind of nuts that are i'm not going to say what type of nuts they remind me of but um i'm just going to step away from them i guess you could say i don't have the balls to explain it ah i'm so funny nope nope i see you're trying to be a bit creative with the flexibility there in terms of the colors but there's that that makes it still confusing also why did you design the knights to make it look like they've just seen a murder are they okay do they need some counselling watch that the hot air is getting into your glasses as you breathe because of the mask you're wearing well just stop wearing glasses duh ugh such a silly thing to get infuriated about oh i'll be honest if this happened to me i'd i'd just cry i i feel like it's is it on the floor i can't tell i feel like it's just floating off from the floor in which case that just freaks me out even more hang it on the charger thing in the wall stop don't don't let it dangle okay so at which point did you guys just get absolutely drunk and try to finish it regardless uh uh i think we just got drunk from the start to be honest this is what your maths homework looks like when you achieve the right answers but you're working out's just all over the place i decided everyone i see in public wearing masks i'm starting to call them snowflakes crying emoji oh such a big boy oh look at him oh wow people who try to care about others safety and health oh what snowflakes are so cringy am i right see if i was in this situation i'd punish that last sponge by just throwing it immediately into the bin it doesn't get to be used it doesn't get that pleasure just throw it away set it as an example to all the other sponges devour white cheddar mac and cheese with back on but where's my bacon i hate this and everything it stands for this is why i never buy frozen meals it's not that they're unhealthy it's just that they lie and break my heart oh come on you drew the line and everything how it's it's not even that tiny of a hole at least get an eraser or something to rub out the evidence find a difference i'm not even gonna bother to no i'm not even engaging in this instead i'm gonna report the comment but i don't know stupidness making me scroll an extra half a second to see more comments they should put in sensors in these things that when it detects you throwing in the candy into the wrong area a giant alarm's just ringing out just pointing at you when everyone just has to point at you and stare and laugh or just yell at you obscenities you know just something really casual and small that just lets children know they've done the wrong thing when you realize the soviet union only lasted 68 years and 361 days my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined your wireless internet signal strength basically good everywhere but where you need it to be so wait what's the white then like i'm pretty sure your router doesn't just plop up areas randomly in the house and on the street though if anything this is your route to saying that you got to start setting your xbox on outside see and that way you get two birds with one stone you're outside playing and your mum's not harassing you about it anymore yeah but they were kicking themselves when they got to this point in the design and realized it wasn't actually lined up the amount of time spent on hold with florida unemployment customer service only to be disconnected oh god but remember everyone unemployed people are lazy and get everything handed to them on a platter when stuff that could genuinely help me gets removed what is something free from the internet everyone should take advantage of clearly that was something too good not even reddit wants to let people know about it's a conspiracy guys red is working against us this logo was too good to be used yeah i gotta say my heart goes out to tokyo for this one whoever designed this is just rolling in their sleep for years to come i reckon if anything they should just casually put like an n e next to the green circle or maybe next to the red circle itself with a flag just so it can still be used they just make it look like it says 2021 instead my wife's phone oh my goodness woman sort out your emails or is that all her gentleman callers oh she's swimming in it these terrible ads oh yes i hate these like you can tell that's not even how the actual game is but they even have to have a thing now it says not all images represent actual gameplay yeah because it's all fake honestly the only people dumb enough to download these things are people who just want to make a stupid youtube video about it or you know old people and well idiots my younger brother gave me my laptop back like this oh that's an interesting wallpaper man what's uh oh no wait no that's broken that is broken screen well an eye for an eye does make the world blind but that didn't say anything about an eye for a laptop so go get them this is the thumbnail of a simpsons prediction video oh come on what's annoying too is there actually are so many little prediction videos about the simpsons that are flat out wrong or have been edited the whole donald trump becoming president one is the one that comes to mind like that's that's not true there's not a real still from an episode these controllers are almost the same color but not exactly how did that even occur did you leave one out near the sun more i guess on the other hand it makes it far easier to tell which side's meant to be on which side the pillow is literally right there yeah you can tell whoever was animating this did not want to bother with the animation physics of a pillow i don't get paid enough for this you're lying flat on the bed garbage ads like these most iphone owners don't know this do it today yeah most users don't know how to break their iphone but you can do it today i faced a pandemic head-on at 8.50 an hour and all i got was this t-shirt ah no see it's a special shirt it calls you an essential worker see that means you have to go and face everyone who has the sticky but don't worry your boss will give you an applause every time you come back to the shift when the plastic film was put on before the product was assembled no i can't unsee it and now it's there forever and now i'll always know this if i'm ever using something like this and i hate it apple repaired my keyboard and sent it back with two z keys press a to continue press a no no press a press a to press a nine millimeter bullet found on my parents deck after fourth of july dip poolery oh boy how safe it is to be in america during 4th of july i'm not a big guy so i was only mildly inconvenienced but a line's not sacred anymore savages on the positive they're not fully over the line though i can't imagine how they thought this was a good enough parking space when they were clearly so close to your car if anything they should not be surprised if you leave and they come back to realize there's a scratch on their door like sorry that's on you every night like 2 000 times a night having to fix this this is exactly why i buy one that's a size too big for my bed it's an absolute nightmare i hate adulting when you didn't notice that you weren't connected onto the internet and used 100 of your data visible frustration oh buddy see that's why i have a lot of data because i know i do this all the time whenever i get home i forget to turn wi-fi on and before i know it i've used all five gigs that's why i spent like an extra 30 bucks a month to get 80 gigs i honestly never even get close to halfway but i don't care i just i want to stop doing this youtube allows this kind of ad but cancel someone's paycheck for swearing yeah wow okay ugh these are the kind of things i'd only ever see someone in their 50s using on their computer these are just this packaging for my purchase also depicted it's the micro sd card well no way wait that entire box for a micro sd card oh amazon what is wrong with you i was drawing a 71 triumph boneville for the r slash walking dead tried to erase a wheel frick ah the pains of drawing in maths class and then stuffing it up every it room i've ever been in has had a keyboard with a broken stand like this oh yes wow i'm hoping this person isn't in australia because it'll be really nice to know that this is a worldwide issue i remember it being a slight gamble whenever you go to class and go into it and there's all the computers all around the computer room area and there's one or few of them that has the wonky keyboard and you just gotta pray you're not dealing with that for the class today thanks amazon [Music] clearly that was someone's last day at work hopefully the issue of seeing this will be more of a distraction from everyone who loves books and remembering the fact that i fold my pages as bookmarks this ridiculous packaging literally broke my scissors correction your incredibly tough grip strength broke your scissors sir you freaking macho man or woman or non-binary person i honestly can't really tell all i see is a hand with a bandage on it and a slightly hairy knee i'm not trying to judge either way i think you're beautiful yeah recovered we actually sat on our balcony and watched them do this why didn't you get out of them you're just you're part of the problem aren't you you just let it happen you see this happening on your streets and you just watch now before we go today's fan art is by your local loser hey that's what my friends used to call me at school mk farnat never been the best with the hand so i made you as a school boy i swear everyone who says i've never been the best at art ends up usually being really good at aunt and i hate them for it not really i love you i love your amazing work it's amazing you're great it's cool i love it thank you you look a loser well everybody that does us for another round of mk thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed the content today then please like this video and if you are new to the channel or if you haven't already after all this time subscribe and click that notification bell so you can always be updated on the latest videos there's plenty more content on our channel for you to check out 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Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 13 2020