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so excited for season three what show bill please respect my privacy Chris yeah Chris back off how's it going everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be looking at some posts from our slash comedy heaven now this one I'm looking forward to we're off to see the Wizard know you're freaking nuts fattiest moment choose a bottom caption 126 things to do when you're feeling sad and blue hey I don't understand my doctor said if I don't get gf I'll die I'm not a liar see but he's right doctor did say get GF or die please enjoy oh oh I am also why is this in a liquor store Satan also uses education many think they're too smart to accept this one truth daddy-o I openin what each dollar of your income tax money pays for whoa that's a lot of lasagna I'm so bored I went outside and knocked on my own door then came back in and said who is it oh you're such a silly Willy I like cheese finally an appropriate topic of conversation for you and the guy next to you are there any foods that start with th I'm just wondering soup and thathe jizz sodium expectation sodium is bad and just makes you bloated sodium reality sodium is an essential mineral for your body also I love how that dude looks like a gmod character model got blown up with the tool gun when peach turns down Mario oh no did not realize they serve shark fin soup read about how it causes imbalance in ecosystems and contributing to decline of reefs please tell owners you don't want shark fin soup on the menu it's imitation shark fin made out of gelatin you dense cabbage songs that specifically remind me of my dad's second divorce that is really specific huh what's the biggest planet on Earth Jupiter being with my boy Scott oh yeah that's true bro ship right there oh man I really hope people take a really detailed look at that when they're checking it what's the name of my food I want to eat them but forgot how they were called and can't ask anyone since I'm alone shrimp ah yes oh my god Thanks what why I farted on your dad's balls my dad is dead yeah he died of poker I think of [ __ ] Brian from Family Guy oh man these are terrible I made all three of these crotch blanket for the family uh you want to run that by me one more time the penis monkey creepypasta part three I'll pass I think I'm okay some men just want to watch the world burn me I just want a garage with tall ceilings and a lift the base didn't stop pooping until a 100-foot wide poop NATO had fully engulfed the divers oh whale blasted an ungodly amount of God peed that he did that he did how to make hulk juice my wife left me oh that went from 100 to zero real fast hey guys can anybody recommend an electrician in the area hmm new jersey's mystery highschool pooper turns out to be school superintendent we're all kids at heart also it's New Jersey it's like northern Florida what'd you expect did you just stand there while I fell over and dropped all the laundry yes I watched it all unfold according to her face that joke landed real well hairstyle chart the shorn calf delicate Beast Iron Triangle Dumfries darkness or hunter or my personal favorite child Ontario teachers license suspended for two months after telling student to lick me where I fart Oh most legendary teacher retort of all time i boned my pit bull yeah it paints an ugly picture I found a light bulb in my bag of flour I don't really know what to say about that but it is a lot more than mildly interesting fastest boat steve steve is currently the world's fastest boat with a water speed record of an eye-watering 317 miles per hour ready to choke on my gas what the heck is this and Zoey said give me the Italian and no one gets hurt never he said with a grin for he is my new okay Chad don't worry my love she called sneak sneak oh no I have been done captured she cried to be continued no no no hi I'm Dean the perfect gentleman warm and passionate can we chat no whoa geez man flying to the ding dong appointment like oh my God look at her go I've lost eight pounds since July image unrelated van Gogh painting probably not the original one yeah it doesn't really look like it you're probably right about that my friend meat without feet also known as most fish just a small town girl living in a lonely world well I know this is kind of weird and pushy haha but would you like to have sex with me I'm not a creep or a pervert just a genuine guy I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha I will not judge you or think you're easy so yeah excuse me if I come across is a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive so what do you think smiley face haha she took the midnight Paul is our dude try not to laugh funny videos 20/20 part 7 oh my lord that is the worst thumbnail I've seen in a long time hey how old are you 10 seriously how old are you lol 10 10 is too young for me lol I'm 21 okay are you 18 or older I'm 10 lmao I just want to know if you're 18 or older to see if you'd be down to chill sometime I'm 10 man that's the creepiest form of denial t FERS $20 my wife keeps eating my Captain Crunch so I'm selling her upper teeth don't feel sorry for her she was warned $20 our best offer yeah please can I smell your but please fart in my face please sit on my face bye I am killing myself do not touch okay what's going on huh Frick look both ways for ding dong man oh man crossing the streets gonna get a lot scarier for me now I hate the baby from Ice Age died wanted dead reward what's that reward man come on give it to us peeing over truck yo that's actually an impressive trajectory he's got going subway I've been waiting here for hours and still no train oh you crazy old lady you my homie big slime fell through the stairs man oh my gosh at least he didn't actually fall through the stairs he could have died she was eating at the gym burn those calories as they come in you know what I'm saying I love God my family my president and my country I have high blood pressure this one could blow at any moment what is a suitable punishment for my fourteen-year-old daughter she used my fabric scissors to cut tortilla wraps death jeez Judy dial it back a few notches our slash Tim a subreddit for people named Tim for all you Tim's who grew up going by Timmy how and when did you transition into Tim mode makes it sound like they're all transformers the best dang finger you've ever tasted huh I doubt that I think my uber drivers in trouble uh you good high on my way I'm lost how did this happen Dinesh my kids have attended this school for three years and we love it here I found that the majority of teachers are excellent my son was karate chopping the throat by a Naruto wannabe hey man come on now come on now maybe homeboy was stepping you know what I'm saying I had a dream where I straight-up pushed a guy off the roof of a building on impulse and then quickly ran inside it took a couple seconds of auto piloting before I realized that I just murdered someone and then started freaking out I joined the crowd of people at the base of the building and they were all crying because they had no idea he was suicidal and my heart just kept thumping out of my chest it felt so freakin real what does it mean Moe put an onion in your sock and these targeted ads just know exactly how to push my buttons this toilet is currently out of order please use the children's ball pit sure the kids already do anyway also Ron dole McDonald's secret play space stay out of there everyone Linus tech tip says computer he's right you know cops beat Chinese man after asking for his name I've lost all faith in our police says okay how to mow the Frick out of your lawn that's making me slightly uncomfortable recite the alphabet ABC I'm not gonna do that where's the P oh there it is how to jump higher fast salts oh now I have to watch this I gotta see where he's pretending this results coming from my favorite quote of all time we are so prolific uncle yeah uncle yeah perfume the attraction of oh man I could only imagine what that smells like probably Pabst Blue Ribbon and menthols mouse and rat glue pad I'm stuck please stay away alright will do who did you know the boy you named as gay he is a homosexual bro you can't just be blowing my mind like that your username is how you die how do you die well ocean swimming thinks it's gonna be ocean swimming so me at home ah me at balls you got me farting in the car by the fart guy that one hurts oh my gosh that's top tier content I'm gonna subscribe there's a cat in the gay bar yeah what of it mind your own business damn just remember that my wife died sent topics maybe egg mcmuffin rat is the newest fast-food rodents star in New York finally I got bored of Andy Samberg years ago folks this is not what they mean when they said dress appropriately for the occasion or is it best and worst rat of the week best Chris settled in really well with his new cage mates always races to the door to say hello to people worst Maurice just a real a-hole God Maurice third week in a row get it together cargo space car no do that car no fool with this invention females can now urinate allows woman to go to the bathroom thing it's about time they've been waiting for years to be able to do that list of hair braids cornrows crochet braids lobster this text conversation is related to a door - order door - [ __ ] ah cute ones though what do you dream about when you're drifting off to sleep goose we're reaching out to cup your balls someone thinks you might need some extra support right now and asked us to help oh oh oh thank god thank you thank you so much the hunger games scoring scene one of the best parts in the movie Katniss shooting arrow at Apple I like men hey man good for you shop newborn baby okay pure baby organic cotton peekaboo or old baby why type C for fast-charging C you know I'm pretty sure people that think like that are actually the smartest on earth hey Andrew your orders been picked up from Chipotle and your Dasher is on the way hmm I'm so hungry I went there and asked for tacos since it's a taco place but they said they don't sell tacos and so I left this is the worst taco place ever does that say girl's high school what kind of tacos were you honoring my friend a posting for a 2004 Chrysler Crossfire good start is this still available yeah it is okay are you interested no and that is unfortunately all we've got for you today folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoy this video drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video hit the subscribe button and click the bell icon and until next time we meet I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 12min 22sec (742 seconds)

Published: Fri May 01 2020