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oh have you seen him now you have [Music] welcome back to mkhm and you are in fact a human being wanting to be made smiling well let us achieve that sit back shut up and enjoy the memes what did a teacher do that made you automatically gain respect for them when i was in the first grade my mother gave me one of many really awful haircuts the first day back at school afterwards the kids picked on me horribly so much that i ran out and hid the principal found me and went back to the classroom and he asked me to wait outside for a minute while he talked to the class he then walked me to his office and bought me a coke the next day the first thing in the morning we had an assembly with the entire school and he walked up on stage with his head shaved completely bold and talked about bullying and the like some 20 years down the road he had retired and i ran into him at the local college shook his hand and said you probably don't remember me but yes i do he interrupted and said my name and the event the man was and is a hero in my eyes hey you do you want a signpost that lasts then see this lady seriously she is fighting for freedom just look at the craftsmanship man that is some neat and tidy writing grandma sends me a text every night she records all her telenovelas and watches me live that's love right there like that smile stay warm baby in the context of a grandma this is cute but i'm purposely pretending this is just a random stranger and now it's hilarious but also creepy but hilarious nonetheless my parents have been married for 19 years and together for 20. and i asked them what they were doing for valentine's day and they both looked so disgusted and said it was commercial and they hated it and then my dad said to me that every year he sends her flowers her favorite chocolate and a card pretending to be a secret admirer because although they think it's a stupid holiday he wants her to have chocolate and then i went to my mum and asked her about her secret admirer and she said it was a running joke between them because my dad spends the day saying he's going to beat up her secret admirer and they both know it's him but it's been going for 20 years as my mum keeps the cards and if that isn't love i don't know what is now but see this is good valentine's because it has meaning behind what they're spending if you're just going out to a fancy dinner because oh it's valentine's day what no you can have just as nice of a dinner any other day of the week and cheaper too if anything i make my ramen the way a friend taught me in 11th grade every fall i listened to a playlist made for me by a boy i drove across a border to hook up with i eat sushi because a girl who won't talk to me anymore made me try it and indian food because my best friend's parents ordered for me before i knew what i liked there are movies i love because someone i loved loved them first i am a mosaic of everyone i've ever loved even for a heartbeat all right buddy just casually dropping some freaking shakespeare quality poetry during three years he wrote her 14 letters in which the first letters combined spelled out will you marry me this is brilliant it's okay lads if you ever want the girl to wait for you just write her love letters like this so she should constantly be on the edge of her seat wait is that his phone in his hand though dude what are you doing you're getting married twitter can wait hold the moment i'm taking part in reddit's gift exchange and i ordered a few things from etsy one item came with a lovely little note thank you so much you are my very first etsy order please message me if there are any problems if at all possible could you leave me a review i would really appreciate your feedback thank you smiley face okay people if you're gonna post uplifting stuff like this let us know who it was i want to support these nice people i'm watching planet earth and there's this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and i'd just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good op seal oh my god that's not even it's just a ball how it's that's just a ball i don't know why i'm so worked up by this how has no one photoshopped this as a moon or like car wheels or something yeah geez come on i struggle with lack of motivation and creativity because of depression and medication but today i said frickit i'm gonna try to paint something so i did and hey it isn't the best but what matters is that i did it proud of myself yes good this one goes out to all of you who have done fennel or trying to do fan art but too scared to show it to us etc i don't care for you draw as a stick figure it's still something it's you trying uh creative pursuits are only developed through repetition so repeat your fools keep painting keep drawing keep creating when my sister was three she would draw all over my walls now she is 12 and i realized she was just practicing you see see what happens when you keep trying you're only a failure when you stop the moment you try again that's feedback i will make an audio book where i just scream at you for three hours straight if that motivates you parents have read it what did you find in your kid's room that you put back and never discussed with them i wasn't snooping i was helping him organize all his collections of stuff when he was in high school i came across an old metal cookie tin filled with paper scraps he'd apparently torn off every good job and nice work comment he's ever gotten from his teachers as well as all of the happy birthday and love use from all of his cards i realized how important those tangible affirmations are to him so i've made it a point over the last 15 plus years to write things down in addition to telling him he's gotten pretty severe anxiety depression and ptsd and i'd like to think that if i'm not with him one of those little pieces of paper might help him get through whatever he's dealing with this man left his 40 year long career in another airline to join airasia and fly as a junior just so he could fly with his two pilot daughters yo dude that is being a father also kind of clingy i'll be very sweet still very sweet i don't post often if at all but i went to grab some slices tonight at blue's pizza and while waiting i overheard the staff made an extra pizza by mistake without hesitation the owner said to send it over to the fire hall a small act of appreciation for their services but very meaningful support local well if that's not a heavenly sign to tell me to order some pizza for dinner i don't know what it is no not making it an excuse to order pizza shut up the planet doesn't need more successful people the planet desperately needs more peacemakers healers restorers and storytellers lovers of all kinds well i mean to be fair if that's what you want to do in life isn't that successful pop took a job as a janitor that allowed me to receive free tuition at rutgers university he passed and i told myself his sacrifice would not be in vain here it is give the janitor the same respect you give the ceo i absolutely love that they let him bring the photo with her too it's gonna be some frameception when it comes to putting that on the mantle but still that is a worthy photo good vibes if i had a superpower it would be to fly i would tell other children from around the world to come and play with me and my sisters and to drink tea together muhammad a syrian refugee in lebanon how sophisticated do you have to be at life already to be able to drink tea at such a young age i am all for this kid investing in his skin care and stress management guys no my manager not muslim by the way found out that i pray sir during my lunch break so he extended my lunch break to 1 hour 15 minutes so i can pray and still have an hour lunch wow a manager who cares one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like three times a day i say to her hello you are full of several other smaller dogs and she wags her entire body at me like it's true i contain multitudes i love that your friend is the pregnant dog what a nice friend to have yeah she's my buddy i love her update there were five smaller dogs inside my dog friend but now they are all outside her instead oh my god great update now you have six friends let's play video games together we don't have a possible thumb you are dead to me so proud of justin his friend without the jacket isn't allowed to wear a costume because of his religion so justin and the rest of the boys brainstormed to come up with an idea that would work for them without having to exclude anyone ladies and gentlemen you are looking at the president of the united states and his secret service man that is right there the bro code in action meanwhile in tiny photo land gay couple who was told their love was just her face recreates their pride photo 25 years later no it's fake you can see because see his beard's black now it's white ah it's not even the same person yes meg's is cool but have you ever read a book and spent days reading it and when you finish it you get this weird sad melancholic ache in your heart and don't know what to do with your life now that it's over you wish you could read it for the first time again cause loved it that much am i right guys yeah good news you can track the cell trucks in scotland and they named them all buzz eyes cleared to the rescue okay why what there's so many salter scott lord calderman and you're a blizzard harry yes sir i skin boogie excuse me could you apply some sodium to my knee this one madame no salt disney license to chill mary queen of salt snow shelling distance why are they all snow related rabbit boats please can more delivery companies get on top of this looking at you amazon it's a good chance to not come across as much of an evil corporation when an eight-year-old boy saw that his autistic classmate was having a hard time adjusting to the first day of school he held his hand and let him know that everything was going to be okay how does our world's education system shame us from doing this as we're older like seriously we're more likely to walk away from this sort of environment out of second-hand embarrassment than to actually engage and try and help like where does all that goodness go man first night from the shelter to his new home this is why we should adopt from a shelter oh my god oh my god is he sleeping or is he just really happy that is oh that is cute but also i hope you didn't actually sleep with him there because i'm very scared you could roll over and crush him mayan 25 three months sober from meth celebrate with me okay i know it's probably just the better camera quality but can we just appreciate the shine on that beard like that is a flaming hot jawline mate also yeah great job on being sober got a 2.4 gpa my first semester in college thought maybe i wasn't cut out for engineering today i've landed two spacecraft on mars and designing one for the moon stem is hard for everyone grades ultimately aren't what matters curiosity and persistence matter i'm totally against a selfie stick but every now and then an exception comes along shut up man yeah y'all get a photo with your bro sure jeez yeah i once told my husband that i was jealous of finnish phd students because they got given a sword when they graduate sadly my graduation this week has been postponed due to covert but he got me a sword on an unrelated note i'm moving to finland to get a phd bye alright finish the video first uh good news found ten dollars in the pocket of my ski jacket from fifth grade yay that's technically worth less now if you've seen black panther then you'll know the film features a predominantly black cast except for the likes of english actors martin freeman and andy circus both accomplished actors in their own right are perhaps best known for their contributions to the hobbit trilogy as freeman started as bilbo baggins in the prequel films while circus famously starred as gollum in both the lord of the rings and the hobbit as a result of their unique middle-earth connection and the fact that they were two of the only white dudes on set freeman reveals that the rest of the cast used to affectionately refer to the pair as the tolkien white guys in reference to legendary lord of the rings scribe j.r.r tolkien simply elite levels of comedy i sent my mom my grades and she sent me a pic of her in a tree caption was i see you're climbing your mountains the effort to add visual to this message is just it's sweet indiana construction worker jason haney hit a giant where's waldo cut out all over his work site for the children in a nearby hospital to find once he received words that they'd found him he moved waldo to a new location so they could start looking for him again please make waldo one of the requirements at every workplace construction site wanted to borrow an orange cat want to borrow an orange cat for 24 to 48 hours to have a lasagna dinner with garfield loving four-year-old and two-year-old children will return cat happy and cared for cat will not be required to eat lasagna if contraindicated what please no feral cats and please take your cat back at the end not looking to adopt thank you an increasingly desperate but not crazy mom of two with no friends that own orange cats oh looky at you you've made it to the end of this video as always i hope you enjoyed your time today if you are this far into the video you've clearly enjoyed yourself so come on and like the video remember that for every like on this video i will not do one push-up so please make that number rise anyway it is time to say for well my name has been jack once again it has been lovely rambling at you all today and i'll see you for the next one bye-bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 229,284

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Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 07 2021