r/Hmmm | BIG TEA?? BIG Tea? Big tea... Whoa...

[Music] [Music] hi guys welcome back to my name's Jack and I'm so hungry that I'm gonna start eating my micro fight now [Applause] [Music] terrible introductions our side today we're gonna look at some stuff that makes you go okay let's get started oh yes Bruno loved that summer board you strut that wet hair you admits the pandemic in New York hot dog standard trying a new avenue of revenue by getting hunter fairies that's not how Pasteur works sir show that to some preschool kids though they'll totally believe it so this is how waluigi prepares for every mario party game dude what is this like freaking middle-earth god damn that is some high-tech riot gear oh yeah don't worry they're just some really large french fries I go from mecca's I feel like a complete idiot I've been staring at this thing wondering what the heck is wrong with it it's just an axe it's just a a wooden axe madam trust this Apple there's something hairy about it Hey look you gotta take any chance but you can't if you want to get to the lolita convention in time saddle the Alice in Wonderland reboot is looking a bit different you think my favorite part about this will be the extremely powerful flatulence but no my favorite part is how they gave up on the shadow off to the fate and the thought will be distracting enough ah this is not how you recycle imagine having this in your bedroom late at night and then one of them starts ringing you would it like shake the entire candle oh look it's how I fix things literally and emotionally huh yeah that feels like a 10 when the Internet's down but you're still gonna watch those cat videos damn grandpa I bet those legs you oh all the way up to your wrinkly old P hey I got it someone's clearly on God level monkey mode right there I'll be honest Eve being a partially blind line really sucks yeah it must really suck wait who Steve you know this is cute but I imagine that frog is very uncomfortable the J's smiling but he ain't for crying out loud dude how long do you need to use the toilet for he probably has it to muffle the noise of his farts and poops beautiful weird strategy I personally scream I find that works a bit better when the girlfriend brings out this 40 you know the gossip you're about to get is to you ah and accident waiting to happen but on a serious note that is really cool this guy looks like Hugh Jackman - so uh bonus points what is going on here they're seriously trying to connect the Illuminati to whatsapp because of the bottom speech bubble corner that's a new low they could have at least photoshopped an eye on - the app I don't even know kids the car may have broken down but don't worry we can use the bike in the back there I can make shift something for [ __ ] reckon you're up to relive your triathlon days honey terrible person yeah this looks dumb but I totally would have wanted one of these things if I was younger purely because it looks weird I think this is the preceding moment for when a man needed surgery to stitch his penis back on bit of a small doggy trip but I'll take it candle nails for when your friends and family don't think you're strange enough as it is but how badass would it be if you were to like intimidate someone by just letting some flyer lay on your fingernails like some witch okay i reaiiy revoke what I said these actually really cool now you want to be careful because they hide speed cameras along this road so on you know just be careful cuz they're pretty sneaky those ones they're pretty hard to find Oh computer plushie I want to smuggle it and cuddle it and then throw it away less than a year later for the new upgrade that's gonna be costing me a thousand dollars just for a nicer screen hey on those cold winter nights you gotta find a way to tuck yourself in somehow as I'm not the owner of this mattress I can find this cute if it was my mattress though someone would be going to the pound but was that to mean I feel that was to mean you cut off too much I'm sorry well we'll fix it how the hell are you gonna fix it with two earrings pinched I'll was born whoa dude that's meta oh no don't you go encouraging Louis Vuitton to start selling tattoos for pets Hey look the sands Jesus our Lord has returned as an ambiguous stick figure yeah okay I'd be freaking out too if I was seeing my owner wearing the large dead skin of some relative of mine it's obviously not real tiger skin but stills that cat gonna know no and now it's got PTSD Thanks oh my god can these be a thing I want to have blinkers too and never use them all right those days that whose is this how much is that doggy in the window wait what the one that seems to be a ghost Oh God hey buddy I don't think that's what that vans designed for um you want a tow truck for a card unless that car is his home in there for years technically moving house oh for goodness they even had this damn cat sneezing and coughing everywhere let's flood from our historic mistakes people muffle those cats I got a salad some small fries in the cheeseburger with a drink for the the The Exorcism I'll wash that mouth oh yeah here we go thank you have a nice fire no no even cats are starting that trend of bleaching your butthole in the Sun stop it kitty it's not even scientifically true you could just get skin cancer one day I too hope to become as cool-looking as this taco seriously man is a cool-looking dog only in Russia am i right why do they even have the flotation the device the guy can clearly stand oh wait are they even trying to rescue him Bo what's going on you'll never get my pot of gold but the last time Roger it's not gold is your dog's diarrhea it's called to me you know calculating the depreciation and value for this car and the price and time to install that I have to wonder if this actually cost more than just fixing the dick door yeah this ain't gonna give you the smoky rib house is gonna give you the oh god I can't breathe smoky house and it was on this day that Bartholomew pondered do I really need this job this memes outdated butter that's a mother flippin T right there on a serious note this is totally the amount of tea I need a drink after the day oh that's two that developed shoes to shore people when they go shopping surely they shan't be shamed for wearing such shoes upon society otherwise I think that'll be very shoe door posh oh what a dilemma after all these years of asking if I can has the cheeseburger I have become the cheeseburger oh the cat manatee what you say is so serious just like Oh what are you looking at don't know about this toilet paper logic unless what your excreting is turning white ya know putting a jean zipper there gives me a completely different idea of what's behind it now here's something that works great together flammable oil and electrical currents I get this is meant to be cute but this just looks like some sort of siren head subspecies just imagine those claws reaching out of scraping the car hood this right here is why I never bother using flash or my photography because it looks like this hairy mate you had a bit too many portions there I see ah the weird stupid stuff politicians do for photo ops guys it's raining you guys have umbrellas come on yeah you want to keep those feet forward at all times otherwise you won't be coming back with them though I like that he's kept to a single color theme you know that's commitment when you unlock a cool sword in the game but it's stats suck mmm deep fried $800 joke I'll be honest man these Niko bird bands are a bit creepy sadly as a sax player I know this wouldn't work and it saddens me oh my god do you guys also suddenly feel a taste of soap in your mouth or am I just getting traumatic flashback to my childhood or whatever I swore no just me okay now that's true parenting choosing your kids as furniture I will only accept my death but on the terms that I am fighting against this thing like dude it looks like some badass alien weaponry I love I've been in the back of this guy's bike being like mate don't you do it please please don't do it man I know I know you've played a lot of GTA right now but just just don't please just let me off first I'd say this is dangerous but what's the worst that can happen they die a second time okay the last three images become some sort of like story so firstly our friend Jeeves yes I'm calling him Jeeves decides to go up that ramp of timber he fails miserably thus being professionally carted off to his funeral we're all his friends who happen to be redheads are say farewell to his charred corpse and then in the next image he [Laughter] returns something I uh here we go he returns to life are now home to immediately call as many of his friends as possible to let them know he hasn't actually died and apparently can also use his feet as hands now that is one uncomfortable and likely very aggressive bit out you've got there toilet paper is disgust anymore man so I think you can you can remove this you're good now okay but if my food knowledge serves me right the fact that Pastor absorbs water and there's a pretty carb dense food might actually make it an interesting combination to go with the beer this could be actually quite nice you know move over bubble tea have some spaghetti beer I love this they could have easily just taken him up by himself but no they just had to take the wheelchair as well just ride and dirty over the crowd just just give him the treats just just give him the treats what is this a new coffee plots at knowledge bleach isn't it it's bleak stop this hahaha no at at the end of this rainbow is beat or toilet water either way disappointment and sadness this would be super cute aful won for the fact that's clearly a toy snake also negative points we're not putting Rick and Morty snake episode on the projector oh my I step on the car and I can't get up oh don't worry I'll help you oh I almost fell over to myself oh that's okay help me up yeah I've got y'all wouldn't it be funny if someone thought we'll doing something else well everyone that does us for today's hmm educational video thanks for watching as always please like the video if you liked today's content I subscribe to if you have not already I love speaking to you all I look forward to seeing guys in the next video and for now have a lovely day you are an amazing person and good things are coming by [Music] you

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Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020