r/Confidentlyincorrect | global warming = solved

for the first time in over a decade americans have the date right americans europeans [Music] hello friends welcome back to mk my name is jack the snack that smiles back today we're going to enjoy some people who are confidently incorrect have fun i wish i had an accent i wouldn't stop talking all day in it but you do have an accent an american accent i don't know which specific one but everyone has an accent oh thanks but i don't have an accent so i'm from the midwest we don't speak with accents here this dumb stupid stupid idiot is right americans spoke a non-accented version of english in the 1700s i believe british people spoke the same english but they decided to change it in the 1800s and developed an accent over time so now americans speak a more neutral form of english which is why we don't have accents hope that clears it up you are you really think you're the main characters don't you are you even trying north america champions league wins usa has zero europe has 66. only one more away from the devil's number what no math is indisputable that's america not north america gosh learn your geometry bro scary as hell actually oh deborah that's the liberian flag deborah that my friend is the american flag see it has a single star to represent the only country in this world america you realize the native americans weren't here first right okay people i think we just need to rely on this subreddit to define how well the education system in a specific country is if your country seems to keep getting referenced in this subreddit there is something wrong with the education system in your country the only reason i would suggest this is inaccurate is due to the severe lack of australian related memes we're we're not smart the history you were taught in school is wrong the very first arrivals on the east coast were of european descent they were killed off by the peaceful loving native americans you fools like to lift up on a pedestal america's birth was a violent one get over it oh of course it's only violent and wrong if you're killing off the people who are invading your country i'm sure this person has a very insightful opinion about today's current political climate you know how to find an atheist they'll tell you based on that down vote they got one yeah those atheists wearing their atheist necklaces and atheist earrings and building gigantic atheist monuments and congregating to yell out loud how much they love atheism and going around the world to different countries to tell people they should be atheist and making sculptures of the first atheist and painting pictures of the first atheist and screaming to random strangers that they love atheism yeah it's atheists who do that that is the most convoluted paragraph of an uno reverse card i've ever seen um kank powders kicks plicarmy porky courageous and loity any barbae but for those of you who are simply pee-brained and small-minded and incapable of being skillfully bilingual such as myself google translate is here to help you can you explain to me why the hell ailoy has appeared in hindsight i apologize putting an effort to translate this for you sir if you are terrified of the thought of this on their cheek do not look at the top of someone's head nope never mind i don't believe in the designation of any organ that is immutably male or female those are not useful categories to me um why not could save a life correct you wouldn't put a male organ in a female would you or male blood into a female that would be crazy correct oh i see what you were attempting but that wow that's you just rolled in that one in persuasion you wouldn't put a male organ in a femur okay sorry science but mr fanny here apparently nah we can't put the pee pees in the babies anymore the procreation that that's wrong i'm a black gay guy and i can personally say that obama did nothing for me my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse everything is so much better under trump though i feel respected which i never do when democrats are involved ladies and gentlemen the most pasty white black guy in the universe hello dean thought you could qualify for this just because your last name didn't you yeah didn't you think for me in this image we see that dean forgets that he isn't on the burner account pro-trump candidate suggests taking all boats out of the water to lower sea levels well such an intelligent man deserves the most intelligence of tonality there wasn't attached to things that the best one that the best wasn't squeezed does it not antarctic is melting we'll just install some more air conditioners such as have you seen most of the weird schmidt atheists believe they have an abandoned religion just a specific religion oh yeah atheists believe we all descended from incest multiple times after a deity got all barbaric on humans and snuffed them out and they believe in things like magic underwear getting our own planet when we die and drinking the literal blood of an old dead man crazy schmidt yeah it really is that last part that explains why so many of them are vampires are because of the blood no because they defecate insanely you have to have either mobile data or wi-fi to text you can't text without being connected to something i am surprised to see how confidently incorrect the above user is sms absolutely does not require any data connection whatsoever to send or receive people die in natural disasters of all kinds but we don't reorganize society around a permanent fear of natural disasters ooh ah i i fear for the health and safety protocols he follows in his business now the possessed photocopier only ate one staff member and as far as i can tell there's still 10 of us left so you know that's like not even a 10 loss so what we got to change the entire office because of it you are offered 100 million dollars if you can walk 300 miles which is 482 point poopy-doopy-doop kilometers in 30 days do you take the deal majority is overly confident about their capabilities and fitness sorry but four million kilometers is a little bit much also you forgot to place the dots correctly it's 4.828.032 why did people vote yes i mean then maybe they did it because the miles because i'm pretty sure 300 miles is not 4 million maybe you meant the comma instead of the dot so edit that typos no not bad we all make them as long as you correct them it's good yeah do your math again 300 miles is around 482 kilometers tagging subreddit for extra burn a dot means it's a thousand smarties tagging subreddit in a pathetic attempt to turn it back on you oh this may be helpful to you a literal wikipedia article explaining the decimal rather than name-calling take an opportunity to learn something new you stupid meanwhile lenar slash would totally be female in cells if the male dating bull wasn't so desperate i meant seriously trying to normalize erectile dysfunction now i just opened reddit without being logged in and saw men on the front page comforting each other about their dysfunction and swearing it's normal um what it's not normal it's something that happens naturally to old men whose sperm is no longer safe to the gene pool it but not men in their teens 20s and 30s they're telling each other it's from poor diet and depression and that tweaking their food hey eat more lean meat bro is the answer it's from poon how is that not obvious it's from horrific abuse to the body and mind instead of coping on reddit and with podcasts why don't they cut the addiction i mean are they seriously going to disuse that dissociate via poon for their entire prime years they are seriously choosing to normalize self-induced premature aging instead of walking away from the pixels thank you for person who screenshotted this for trying to assist in the respect towards male mental health by downvoting this but alas you are in fact on this subreddit how much electricity does it take to charge an electric car an average electric car takes 66 kilowatts to charge it takes 85 pounds of coal or six barrels of oil to make 66 kilowatts an hour how the heck is this an improvement on anything baby it's got to do with the fact that you no longer need 85 pounds of coal or six barrels of oil the closest evolutionary relative of humans is the penguin um what the only other bipedal vertebrate with a vertical spine they have beaks humans evolved from flightless birds and our resemblance with primates is entirely convergent evolution oh dad you teased me with the possibility that i could slide along the ice so comfortably as a penguin we both know that i would get hurt and i would cry oh you know what time it is it's a subreddit about people who think they're wrong about something so of course we gotta talk about bodies 142 pounds man who's bad at carpentry lose some weight fatty you have to be a freaking to walk around at that weight my father lost over 200 pounds when he was a younger man a lot of the people there look like they just stepped off a grey's anatomy shoot they seem to be having fun but i don't think they're really a group you're joking right no that's really fat that's a healthy weight for someone who is five foot seven yeah no that's definitely overweight some would say obese you should try to walk more okay friends let's just do a quick google of a bmi calculator five foot seven inches 142 pounds the bmi there is 22.2 and unsurprisingly that is literally the perfect normal weight to have of course daily reminders to use bmi purely to see and track your progress not to define your capabilities but wait of course how could we forget the lovely distant cousin to fat shaming it's time for every condescending male's favorite teacher miss ajini women are attracted to feminism because fighting the patriarchy on social media is much easier to do than losing weight and being feminine no did a girl you like state her opinion and reject you no not saying it's serious but poor grammar can be embarrassing like you know how people mess up your and you're it's kind of like that i'm sorry if it came off harsh and it did negative two uh would have is as correct as would have even if grammatically would have is more accepted and many people say it with off because of where they grew up that's actually not true if you can prove otherwise with credible sources then i'm all ears p.s if you're trying to make a claim at least learn the right words it's accepted not accepted if you're merely listening to this part of the video that probably made no sense i should probably enunciate better but i won't for you there's three sexes did you fail biology no there's not bro there is literally no there is not you're a guy or a dude oh give them a moment nope i'm very confident oh that's even worse almost halfway to our goal 4 972 93333 of our one billion dollar goal and we will keep going we the people will find the wall sign up to my gofundme yep definitely halfway there yeah if you just you know half it another five or six times from one billion yeah it's halfway cnbc are you freaking high the budget breakdown of a 25 year old who makes 100 000 a year and is excellent with money already seeing the problems with this typical monthly spending is under three thousand dollars got your health insurance groceries donations rent two of those things are greatly uncommon two of those things who the hell has a house cleaner for thirty 30 in one month that is not a genuine house cleaner that is a slave that is they are researching unintentionally the slave trade they cutting up now honeybun artificially flavored iced latte dicko it looked okay until i saw artificially flavored i'm good on it what you thought it was coming straight from the honeybun tree of course everyone knows the honeybun tree and the twinkies tree and the ding dong jesus my mind immediately went to pee no well now my saucy sauce spots it's time to look at and appreciate some more of your beautiful fan work and today's greatness is by the cheeseburger sandwich that is one greasy old lady from the beach they've made fan art of the mk logo and dear goodness they are just mead very mead intimidatingly made i am i'm very concerned about their cardiovascular health when their so many veins of popping just by doing peace signs oh goodness i am the strongest piece thank you for your roided up friend cheeseburger sandwich and as always friends if you'd like to see your fan art in the next video be sure to post your beautiful work in the mk subreddit now welcome to the end of the video subscribe or you're a poo seriously though thank you for enjoying today's video make sure you leave a like to support the algorithm gods and why not come say hey to me down in the description below if you'd like to anyway my name has been jack you've been absolutely blood that there but you i've been here that has been important thank you appreciate it i leave now bye [Music]

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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 07 2022