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i'm just wondering why none of these televangelists have been showing up at hospitals and performing miracles on all these coronavirus patients well i think a lot of them are actually demons see that guy in the bottom left dude is literally a demon in human skin [Music] hey a bit of fan art for mk not much but i'm working on it not much i think that looks great people need to stop dogging on themselves don't be modest now hey what's up ladies and gents welcome back to mk it's me your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash face palm oh boy this is my favorite sub but without much further ado let's get to it shall we news does a report on a missing murdered aboriginal woman and they use a white girl at coachella wearing a headdress as the picture oh yikes guys my mom was dragging her entire music library and misclicked what kind of a misclick are you talking about here the nat geo magazine about ocean plastic pollution comes wrapped in a plastic bag inside another plastic bag oh god they didn't think that one through did they just had a karen call 911 on us telling us it was unconstitutional and inhumane that we require customers to wear masks police came in gave a huge sigh and told us we were doing a good job well good on him i suppose i'll never understand why it's such a hard concept the man died for telling people to wear masks and they're not wearing masks while paying tribute to him a french bus driver died after being attacked by passengers for asking them to wear masks oh god i wonder how many of those people are gonna survive hand soup wait is that hand flavored soup like chunky got some fingers in there yum yum yum today's video is brought to you by ridge wallet hey there it's me your dad you know what would be the best present for me on father's day that's right the ridge wallet a light sleek and industrial wallet that lacks bulge and can finally fit all of my library cards look why should i keep using the same wallet from 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something fellas is it gay to use umbrellas just use your immune system i dropped food on the floor today and picked it up and ate it what's unacceptable to you is certainly your choice but apparently a lot of people think the immune system works fine damn if only those 137 000 dead folks had just known they could use their immune systems yeah man damn if only dangerous viruses gave a [ __ ] about your immune system mom gets me a pet bunny because i'm depressed and anxious bunny gives me happiness dad says every day that he'll kill my bunny if i don't act the way he wants me to is even more depressed and anxious your dad sounds like a literal god damn psychopath flirting i'm awful at it but being confident and awkward has somehow gotten me into a few relationships in my life no one asked this is literally r slash ask reddit nasa should put all flat earthers in a rocket and not bring them back you do realize they use wide-angle lens to make it appear a globe it is flat from these altitudes 250 miles okay if you use facial recognition for anything the government has your face wall wait until you find out about driver's licenses and social security numbers and passports and yadda yadda yadda conspiracy theorist aged 30 died of coronavirus after trying to catch it to prove it was fake task failed successfully kids describe color to a blind person have you ever seen the color of a blueberry i haven't seen anything ever that's the whole point you probably shouldn't have kids deal with anybody with a disability they don't get it how did you survive the coronavirus dad i went to work without a mask built up my antibodies because that's how our immune system works freaking legend yeah okay where's your degree bro i stood with trump in 2016 and i proudly stand with him again in 2020 i am the silent majority announcing publicly that you stand with him kind of invalidates the silent part genius a hundred and sixty dollar parking ticket screw you virginia beach nice how fast did you just ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket yeah i'm pretty sure he did and uh you still haven't answered a deaf baby hears for the first time thousands of hours of patient experimentation went into this science is glory accurate headline hearing parent doesn't know how to deal with deaf baby and decides their life for them without their knowledge or consent oh that's it that's the worst take today bravo bravo you get an award freaking racist with his confederate flag oh my god pack them up as a family and ship them back home should be automatically deported no matter what country they're citizens of they're native americans where exactly do you propose we deport them to your mask goes over your nose too it's debatable but i almost feel like people that don't wear their masks correctly are worse than those that refuse to wear them in the first place the ar-15 is the modern day musket an everyday gun for everyday citizens the ar-15 is not an assault rifle there's no such thing assault is an act not a kind of rifle running shoes don't exist running is an act not a shoe look i'm just sitting here waiting for the nra to do what they were founded to do you know fight tyrannical crappy government fortnite dark fire bundle for playstation 4 disc not included honestly bought this item for my son had no idea it was a download and not an actual disc why send a case if so i bought this for christmas and still can't play the game it will not play money well wasted do people outside of the us celebrate the american independence day 4th of july why or why not why would they do you guys in america celebrate red october revolution no what's that me driving to idaho to buy groceries due to the washington mask mandate sorry not sorry can't wait for you to get kovid and die alright maybe not die because as we know if you survive kovid you've got a really high chance of having permanent internal organ damage and that'll do just fine too yesterday's new coronavirus cases 10 11 57 298 55 442 in germany denmark norway sweden and many other countries schools are open with no problems the dems think it would be bad for them politically if u.s schools open before the november election oh man this guy i swear to god no mask please this is a gunshot we shoot people with masks just saying did you just threaten to murder people if they wear a mask in your establishment you know that people wear masks to protect other people right that's how this works on the road to success there are no shortcuts only truck drivers that don't understand how tall their trailer is natural health anti-vax community looking for recommendations my three-year-old is not vaccinated and there's currently a measles outbreak in my state any suggestions for precautions i can take to protect her would be very much appreciated you're gonna kill your child that's so cute sheep are bred to have an unnatural amount if wool leading to heat exhaustion and hundreds of deaths every year sheep are not ours to wear so you just proved you need to shave them oh man a daily reminder everyone that peta steals people's pets and murders them coronavirus florida sets new state daily case record of fifteen thousand two hundred and ninety nine florida if you ain't first your last oh man and i like florida too god i can't believe it guys we did everything wrong and we're still having to shut things down i swear my girl's a freak and i love it oh my god really really not great job on the nails people have whole conspiracy theories about masks and how the government is using a surgical mask to control us i can't deal with y'all they literally assigned each of us our own number they make you pay taxes register your property and your address they know everything about you and you think they're controlling you by telling you not to spit on one another what's wrong with y'all here's something to ponder why is pro-choice okay when it comes to a woman's body an unborn child but it's not okay for someone to have the choice of whether or not they wish to wear a mask i'll wait for the debate but i won't participate in degrading comments or ridicule because i can't catch a pregnancy from your lack of abortion it was recently reported that governor waltz is considering a unilateral edict with a stroke of his pen to mandate masks upon everybody in minnesota do you support governor waltz continuing to usurp the legislative branch violate the constitution and create his own laws as an unchecked king wow that sure was a lot of big boy words yeah you're stupid streamers attend disney world reopening despite showing coronavirus symptoms two streamers attended disney world's reopening in florida united states despite displaying coronavirus symptoms and shared it on their youtube channel well from what i remember it had to do with food poisoning but i understand what's going on here and they should not have been allowed to stay in the park how to break into a house fans broke into my house oh you played yourself huh they stole your freedom once don't let them do it again oh my god playing loud music upsets the neighbors covet fact surgeons wear masks every day for hours and within two months of becoming surgeons their brains are so deprived of oxygen from breathing in their own carbohydrates they drop dead on the spot the government's been hiding the deaths for years because of the lucrative ties to the mask industry look it up can't find the stories that's how good they are at hiding it with their hippo laws think about it are you alive or dead now are you a surgeon exactly the media doesn't want you to know parking ticket issued to bus in bus stop the decision to put a parking ticket on a bus during a layover at a stop has been called absolutely ridiculous today i learned that 2520 is the smallest number divisible by all the integers from 1 to 10 but it's not divisible by 8 yes it is 2520 divided by 8 is 315. that's a fake sum wow and just like that we have come to the end of another video folks and just in time too it was getting insanely political there in the second half and it was starting to give me a giant migraine i think my skull is cracked open from the pressure always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll be seeing you

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Id: Fs3gFV_9PiA

Length: 12min 24sec (744 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2020