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what far can insect jump le's can jump up to 13 inches this is 200 times their own body weight that's what far they can jump what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash facepalm for tab through says fresh spring rolls in time I mean honestly I think that was intentional that feels like an intentional tattoo who doesn't love a fresh spring roll I know I do love and water hey pal you know that I got to use your hand right there's a whole part of your hat kind of designed to keep the Sun out of your eyes you're also wearing sunglasses it looks your fool I think this man just doesn't care I think he knew it was gonna get painted he just had to have a hate that hold it there's also no gas like there's no masks for either these gentlemen for their noses so they can not breathe in the toxins they just don't care they do things different around here I like these guys a New Zealand man accidentally bought one thousand chickens online for 96 cents Steve Morrow was initially only looking to buy a couple more hens for his bed-and-breakfast but now here we are with a thousand chickens pokey pals enamel pins hey just phone the animal wrong no no no no see enamel like its own because I've hit enamel pin no I know it's an animal pin it's a Pokemon why are you saying it like that hi my brains made of pebbles you want him you shake laptop was about to die so I plugged in my fully charged iPhone dumb MacBook started charging my phone even more instead charging itself on the phone honestly screw Apple at this point you're supposed to plug in the EM you know all right okay you can you can keep that opinion thank you be an idiot I'll let you be I'll let you live your life chief your t-mobile device is not eligible for protection 360 Apple care services for next step go to link well that's because they use an Android phone how do you feel now you feel dumb we feel stupid feel like you got a big tiny brain and that noggin of yours cuz you do you do I use an Android bra look at these Avengers and game toys you got Superman and Aquaman its class six at least the likenesses of the toys are right you know my poor son had no idea how I kept winning little does he know that well he may have an amazing poker face his glasses fill his truck and my mom charger her phone at 80% charge this is you I do not take that picture no but you always take the charger I don't know him in that picture it's a representation of you did you go there no it's from a movie call me I don't understand no mom ma it's like a you know a guy like a meme like a joke a meme what's that it's like a like a funny um all right you know what cheesy beef steak hot dogs unless I bite in and get a mouthful of cheese the ben10 flip-flops stay on during sex angry racist parades woman for wearing a Puerto Rico shirt in America without realizing it's part of the u.s. he's an old man he doesn't know better doesn't know that it's mean to be racist he doesn't know that it's awful to be racist he doesn't know he's being an awful person you know he's dumb I just point and laugh that's what I do i point and laugh woman arrested for squeezing boyfriend's testicles on Talib led during argument and stinky yucky yucky my dude orga high rare news yeah that's rare all right a 24 year old and it's W woman who had spent over $37,000 in body modifications went blind for three weeks after tattooing her eyeballs blue nice goin dragon girl good luck seein for three weeks that's that's 90% of a whole month 75% of a whole month did you hear Joe got an accident today oh I didn't know something happened to Joe wait no this is for a meme who's Joe boss music no don't tell me I just played myself everybody won mean and intellectual the bee bee bee bee yeah I could speak Morse code is that Braille now confirmed men who objectify women are effing horrible followed by 36 Summer Olympic bulges that deserve gold it's not a double standard it's cosmopolitan my friend ordered cheesy garlic bread what I was given was garlic bread with cheese bro it's Ashton great I love ask Chris I love asked him great my favorite holiday look on your face when you spot your friends coke stuck to their phone No there's the coke coke on phone friend alarmed Oh me manic me manic made that mean thanks pneumatic dock has a little dime bag to the importance of free speech this is irony comments are disabled this is irony this is are you a joke this is a joking me yeah see that joke was so funny even my parents left outside of the room they mail him a kamini text from mom having chicking lashes on without a glasses turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid ish imagine trying to do that not really thing as a dead fly you feel it in your hand right does she just not have feelings did the world actually end in 2012 hey Siri what's the date no it didn't end I build him a doghouse and come home to this hearing his chin not on the roof can't get down he needs old pops to give him off the roof being a dad is hard especially being a doggy dad when you're too drunk to make a cake oh no buddy yeesh feelsbadman I love baking baking is great but this is a mess hottest plan what do we got hot it's planet in the solar system could answer that for you hottest planet on earth we'll come back to that Honus plant in the world could tell that for you hottest planet Mars nope will tell you you're wrong hottest planet and coldest planet will tell you now let's go back to hottest planet on earth are you dumb are you an idiot are you dumb is your brain tiny it seems like it is chief man emasculated after trying to use air compressor to enlarge his penis well what do you think was gonna happen an air compressor are you kidding me inconsiderate youths occupying the - a bird seat while an elderly woman standing right in front of them on the DL ah and what about the empty seat right behind you I know about that seems like complaining to complain ma'am through the Academy you disqualified Nigeria's first-ever submission for Best International feature because it's in English but English is the official language of Nigeria are you barring this country from ever competing for an Oscar and it's official language yeesh I have no I don't know to say to that the Jarius official language is English so why was it I don't know what to say I don't know how to make this funny this just seems like a snub I don't know what to do don't prepared me for this I'm sorry you're number one in my heart how to treat the symptoms of autism with essential oils eleven ideas now listen I don't think that's necessarily a good idea I don't think essential oils is gonna solve the problem your chief I'm gonna be completely straight up with you British fort net gamer phase Jarvis 17 is given lifetime banned for cheating after using forbidden hack to defeat opponents in game stream 2 is 2 million YouTube fans I've seen the video I've seen Jarvis cry on camera here's the thing and coming from someone who plays in streams for a night pretty often Jarvis is dumb he's a dumb kid does he deserve the band yes I a hundred percent thing he deserves that ban this was a stupid thing he did and this is the repercussions gets as a content creator you don't get any sort of special privilege worst case scenario didn t Fugen his original account banned for trading skins and whatnot and then he just made another account just make another account Jarvis I'm sure you'll do fine after that solve the dumbest elevator today I had a button for the floor I was already on hey chief when you're on a floor that's not that floor that buttons gonna come in handy this is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for 2 minutes yo you just made me sort of fire in the house what the hell man you made me start a fire in the house come on really dude really dude the world's richest countries came up with just 22 million dollars to fight the Amazon fires but Stuart little made a hundred and three million dollar budget okay okay hey hi thanks for liking my pic you're fit by the way you're welcome and thanks and a bf sorry okay then why did you start why did you start why'd you start it off saying that stuff if you were just gonna fact okay you know what that's cool scientists say they can recreate living dinosaurs in the next five years hey there's literally five movies on why this is a bad idea and maybe you should watch those first and understand the ramifications of such an act she's a girl and a gay I don't understand I mean normal girls like guys in a gay as a guy who likes another guy so she's a girl who likes guys and that's normal you poor fickle gent that's not how that works you have a very tiny understanding of how it works my friend we didn't have nuclear winter because we didn't have nuclear war you freakin [ __ ] remember nuclear winter huh of course you don't that's because it didn't happen yet it was all the raids on the left in 1980s a generation from now no one will recall climate change either for the same reason the apocalypse has become a political racket yeah but see we didn't have nuclear war we're not having a nuclear you know a war okay alright seems like that's gonna be my general supermost is going okay all right I'm filled with love but these people are dumb a plane crash is added to the list of gender-reveal catastrophe is what the hell I'm looking it up right now I gotta figure out what this is gender-reveal stunt involving pink water caused a small plane crash in Texas injuring one the incident occurred in September this year one month before a 56 year old Iowa woman was killed in an explosion during a separate gender-reveal party why Wow why welcome to my gender reveal ah ha ha today I'm playing with chemicals this is napalm only one of these are a dud oh man all these devices telescope plumb-bob planisphere camera p900 thermometer level laser sextant astrolabe geodetic sundial Pascal Vance's gyroscope compass via the light prove the earth is has a laser prove that that's what I want to know and on the plane you can see the curve you're an idiot nice tattoo bro nice tattoo that's a sick tattoo bro kids these days have a lot easier than we did growing up but that's the that's the goal but right like the Goines that us as a society as we grow up we make it easier for our next generation I mean either way the goal is to make the kids turn out right you know so we can ensure the safety and sanctity of the human race okay I won't question you economy tire and auto repair of Jupiter yeah this is for stars great steak is in my stake in the company I bought a stake in the company I have nothing to say except that this is a great game and it has the best graphics I've ever seen but one star didn't have me in the game greenwashing an attempt by one factory attorney to go green failed after inspectors said that painting nearby rocks little thick vegetation wasn't enough to me environmental duties sneaky-sneaky factories trying to surpass what the thing needs the environmental duties huh police blew up an innocent man's house in search of an armed shoplifter too bad Court rules say sorry a house blew up chief but uh collateral yeah what could we say what can we say huh give us a break it's : or what far can insect jump please can jump with the 13 inches this is 200 times their own body weight this is proportion to do a man jumping over a 70 storey building that's what farther you can jump and I'll post from unike 14 MK fanart update and update that's gnarly oh dude oh yeah sick little cat man with MK hands is walking like the pail man I love it thank you so much and thank you for watching our slash facepalm if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me you can find me at twitch.tv slash Damien ly ly and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 22 2019