r/ComedyCemetery · its so bad

dad what is sleep I don't know son we are gamers oh man relatable am i right hello everyone and welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash comedy Cemetery remember Rachel our classmate yeah the girl I once freaked in the classroom I got married to her Oh Oh No area 51 Naruto Runner shaped cheeto collectible treasure $3,500 I'll take your entire stock hi there you have been visited by Blanton a mistress keldo he appears once every 100 billion years and is 4,200 times rarer than diamond mr. skeltal up dude this post with a nine point nine hundred ninety nine seconds to be received unlimited luck and Gao fumes forever Abdul boys do it when I haven't eaten in a few hours I will argue with anyone about anything it's true though oh it's free too a while Josh appears Josh uses a scout what Lowell Paulina's now confused yes laughing crying emoji Josh used encore Josh used a scout Paulina used friendzone Oh got him date of birth November 16 to 1968 age can't you figure that out for my date of birth I'm a doctor not a mathematician I made easy' wrong though is he wrong he's not if an object is large enough it becomes a location mind-blowing can't wait to travel to yo mama Destruction 100 don't call me emo don't call me Punk I'm a vampire I'm counting money uh tell me the location of the soul stone never it's on Boromir come on man don't get out the stone like that I'll be trying this teacher right true or false prove student-teacher son who is a man dad a man takes care of his family son one day I'm gonna be a man just like my mom dad fainted rip sometimes you're the car and sometimes you're the pig trying to escape through the taillight yeah cuz that's just a common occurrence it is not funny Hans hey Alexa can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product I can afford apple juice where do you live with my parents where does your parents live with me where do you all live together where is your house next to my neighbor's house where is your neighbor's house if I tell you would you believe me tell me next to my house everything in 2017 send nudes hail Satan despots eat oh yeah pretty much what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it I would do a split yeah they're all concerned I'm crying because in church one of the lines of a him was very God in this girl behind me whispered such Christianity the kids stopped laughing Wow so religion well I be okay doc I doubt it Mercury's in Uranus right now I don't do that astrology stuff me neither my thermometer just broke Hey hi what's up nothing much do you have a gf yes oh cool but she lives in another nation which nation imagination y'all never even considered the possibility that we might be the ones inside area 51 CIA stay right where you are you ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus but it's Sunday and you're 32 do you promise to love your partner until canceled coach or do you part and I and I hope 60 I now pronounce you skinny Legend and wife while I hated reading that waka waka eh eh this time for Azkaban I get it but I also don't finally the fourth ape he is the sum of the first three he sees nobody hears nobody and speaks to nobody haha okay boomer nobody the aerodynamics of a corgi my face when a co-worker starts acting like a supervisor please Susan act your way Little Debbie Little Debbie Little Debbie little diabeetus Little Debbie you'll die of old age I'll die of climate change my money's on Tide Pods me make a math calculation on the board right my math teacher try to fight me when the teacher suspends your friends so you sell your teacher on eBay a soul for a soul hello you will die in seven days do you know who you're talking to dot dot I'm Vegeta prints off science and do you know who you're talking to No thank God what free games me once my credit card I got the doctors results back hand I'm Canadian I'm so sorry oh no it's spreading just a little taste oMG this is the good stuff Oh My lordy what if I done here lies fortnight by fortnight oh yes enslaved stinky what that that's what they call toilets these days yep seven-year-old me when my mom told me that Santa doesn't exist Mike have I gone back in time what are these memes if my phone fell down in the cinema while the movie was on and I didn't want to disturb gotta say not a fan of this image of spongebob as an American citizen you have the right to bear arms nice German Brad be like gluten Morgan lay judge any reason for committing crime my name starts with s so what according to Facebook meme pages people whose name starts with s are said to become criminals okay suicide is not the answer it is sometimes for example if someone said what is it called when you kill yourself Harvard bro you want a scholarship hey what are you doing later oh I'm off to get glasses then what then I'll see come on she said if I buy her an 18 karat necklace then I could finish all weekend yeah don't let anything get between you and your fishing learning to play an instrument is mayonnaise an instrument nice spongebob reference dude if you're homeless just go buy a house well we did it boys homelessness is no more mean when my dog dies in Minecraft but I can't scream because it's 4:00 a.m. that's true though that it's a very painful experience give the dwarfs their Mountain back but mom I would get this if I watched The Hobbit ah man I hate the dentist well I'll be all right as long as I put on my cool face ready to have your tooth pulled problem dentist get the Frick out of here God the stupid troll face I used to hit my memory foam pillow and I got mad but it memorized all my moves I'm terrified now yeah I would be too I thought it was fine to park here fine for parking what is this like really obvious jokes am i I think I'm just now understanding it girls in college first year versus third year first year Harry can I be your girlfriend no I think Ron likes you three years later two types of people when they see a surveillance camera act normal act professional and then you got these guys sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to disagree a cheddar the world and the feta cheese everybody's looking for still to him you will hum this for the rest of the day I hope not set your Wi-Fi password to 2 4 4 4 6 6 6 6 6 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 and your friend asks just tell them it's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 great nice urgent warning for tomorrow aliens are coming to Earth tomorrow their mission is to abduct all sexy good-looking old people I'm just sharing to say goodbye I've got to go pack he was my once upon a time but you are my happily ever after I'm gonna vomit old blind man with Alzheimer's for guy he was blind can now see again improvise adapt overcome why were you sleeping in the class your voice is so sweet ma'am that's why I fall asleep then why aren't other sleeping because they are not listening to you I hate this so much dad you need to come home son I can't I'm in hospital mom is trying to sell your ps4 when you and your dog see each other hey when you and your cat see each other I need everyone to wish me luck I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well I will be out of depth I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask good luck man did you know that girls can't touch their elbows together really freak yeah I man I'm so tired of this buy two puppies name them 1 & 2 in case you lost one you still have two oh my god mind blown did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that gal Wendy the funeral's at KFC you going I'm taking the subway don't stop the fun pass this on I won't thank you spider-verse 20 things Miles Morales can do that Peter Parker can't number one say the N word me breaks ties with friend who was weighing me down my rock climbing partner dead most people right Congrats because they don't know the spelling of congratulations I hate the laughing crying emojis so much plays games peacefully suddenly remembers about the exams plays gay stressfull 'if February 26 store my parents house they can't be disappointed in us all you underestimate our power when you finally go to Japan but they start speaking without subtitles confused I hate Mike Wazowski with two eyes not everyone will get it ice ice baby badly explained your job others will guess what is it I can't even properly describe my job I don't really know what I'm doing ubisoft server maintenance nice oh my god where do I even start with this one America the free earth to wife read a book you look like a dang millennial everybody's on their dang phones I am it's called the Facebook sigh we Millennials prefer the term bigotry and pay okay Oh whoever made this is a boomer okay he finally ate it he is consumed his head phone wires and now their wireless I hope you enjoyed his meal I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart and Photoshop on your face holy hell you freakin killed or dude hell is hot don't be a thought Jesus 100 saw this on the m'kay subreddit it's full of stuff like this this is the diamond spongebob it only appears once and every 1 million memes like this rare meme for luck ok for one that's spongegar and to that you can't like it's ready up foe you idiot best photo bomb ever true coment a funny photo bomb story now I'm good I freakin love cocaine alright alright calm down will Will Smith Smith Will Smith yes Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith smithing 100 oh that's hot God these are so low res it's hard to read let's go on this website and intend add add to add I need adblock here we go again please remove adblock mind blown 8:32 p.m. free robux generator 843 p.m. how to recover your roblox account my parents used to do this thing when we were sick they'd give us a cat scan by holding one of the cats over us for 15 seconds the results usually came up as a fever it was actually really funny until they'd slipped the 50,000 dollar bill under our doors at night it's windy today no it's Thursday so am i let's have a beer what we should post us on face gram Oh Peggy you mean insta book God the the boomer is real press any button to continue on you you like to me that's kind of funny the queen is on drugs Her Royal Highness you see you get it cuz like hi as in like you know ya not trying to flex but I've got the iPhone 11 you sure do buddy his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy mom's sphaghetti nice well done you're breaking up with me princess it's enough for you it'sa me Mario whoever stole the purple marker please return it no bird doesn't care about being eaten depression 100 I will wipe out half of the universe what if population is an odd number oh boy and just like that we have reached the end of our slash comedy cemetery yeah I gotta say I didn't have a blast with that one but regardless thank you guys so much for watching if you liked what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bells you get notified every time easy-peasy uploads and well until the next one I'll see you around you

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Views: 524,112

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Id: is_MzQ2-lnY

Length: 12min 27sec (747 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 12 2019