r/ComedyCemetery · whats the joke?

seniors 2020 look your graduation where [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to easy peasy my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be looking at some posts on our slash comedy cemetery without further ado let's get right into this epic you want to know my crush yeah read the first word again nice you is he Chinese what has been seen cannot be unseen okay okay oh nice house love are you now Slava my I wore my tracksuit yeah so to my own wedding Sokka bliss all the madman he did what the heck is going on here oh oh we will we will rock me no you messed it up man don't worry about the dog I'll keep him under control I've got full confidence in your abilities good sir hello why not reply to me I don't talk to ugly people but I do only a true meme lover we'll get this hold the Frick up this is not the road to the ice-cream stop Ahmed you lying piece of crap oh my I think we all know where this is going he's been waiting for this moment his whole life 2686 he's leaving pie as a tip ah it's beautiful when somebody on reddit says that tick tock is bad hey it's beautiful I've looked at it for five hours now 1989 throw him into chemical waste 2019 throw him into society oh dude that's deep hey Rock can you read anyone in the world yes I can can you beat him show me his photo OOP no no thanks for sharing that on Facebook mom pitchers day wishes miss who are you I'm your old student Abhilash TK right teacher 10 times teacher teacher teacher what the heck is this funniest crap I've seen today Xbox hmm okay all right okay I get it yeah that was a really bad payoff you can't send astronauts to the Sun because they would burn what if I send them at night hey that's a fair question headache stomachache somebody duck to your spaghetti there kid be like oh I mean it definitely looks better than that original sonic design though I think you are fantastic the soda bridge give me the opposite of the following words ready not ready I haven't started I have started that's enough that's not enough sit down stand up I have learned that white racists can't tell one Asian person from another to them every Asian is Chinese hashtag racism when you say white do you mean Slavic Germanic Caucasian Latin Turkic Celtic Scandinavian or can't you tell he's a man of focus commitment and sheer freakin will you see your crush open reddit she sees your meme she uploads and screenshots it Siri posted on her account you are the chosen one she what do you do when you're sad me I share memes but you always share memes Oh aha oMG you've got a spike in your head I'm a unicorn you need to see a doctor haters gonna hate unicorn all savage Harry happy Friday y'all we made it through another week hey Baldy won the play Simon Says count me in Simon Says touch your nose oMG that's mean wow that really hurt to read are you Samantha I have a BF go away I just found your wallet you left it by the counter at work and I found your numbers through one of your business cards oh that's awesome can we meet up so you can return it I have a GF go away oh man look at that guy go to look to this legend for breaking all the four rules at the same time oh god that's awful that's all forty sheep what we should only have 37 I know I rounded them up where's bad joke drum riff when you need it boat rick astley for prime minister he will never give you up let you down run around desert you make you cry say goodbye tell a lie or hurt you not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed I see there's a gap in your resume what were you doing in 2020 I was washing my hands attaboy I forgot to zip up my trousers so a lady told me politely sir your garage is open I gave her a naughty little smile as I zip up and asked did you see my Range Rover parked inside the lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota with two flat tires I'm still crying laughs our principal is an idiot Do You Know Who I am no I'm the principal's daughter and Do You Know Who I am no good oh man why are these comics still being circulated it's 2020 yo P P if you up dude a spooky boy yo P P if you scroll past a spooky boy okay if I was the last person on earth would you date me Michelle if you were the last person on earth I wouldn't exist oh what a plot teens got time no money and energy adults got no time but money and energy old people got time they got money but they don't have that energy meanwhile physics students are apparently basically dead holy crap Pete is that you oh I hope so what surprises you most about this coronavirus it is done what no woman has been able to do cancel all sports shut down all bars and keep men at home okay boomer what did the ocean say to the other ocean see you later nothing they just waved did you see what I did there sure see what I did there stop being a beach and stealing my jokes what are you saying listen here you little [ __ ] online classes maths teacher physics teacher arts teacher and history teacher somehow I feel like that's just bullcrap that one guy in online class be like I wonder why woman cry when a guy is proposing is the ring made of onions oh man that's one way to get to my heart knows I just type to nose with my nose oh wow now you try with a different part of your body one sec finger sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening hey I'm liking that there are no accidents Master Oogway you're right genie you have two wishes left me I wish the letter G was the letter P instead P knee and your final wish I wish that every ei at the end of a word was an S instead penis the MS Nix when you've already seen this meme plenty of times before but dang it's a nice duck hi crush I have a BF I'm rich B F equals breakfast my name is rich you cannot reply to this conversation Oh tough break my English me while chatting me in front of someone yeah I can kind of relate hey mom do you need help no it's okay ten minutes later no one in this house ever helps me during labor the pain is so intense that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he misses his homies oh yeah for real doll pedophiles are freaking immature a-holes and tampons are stuck up Gucci's dad's our mother Fricker's you guys my mind can only be blown so many times please give me mercy uh OMG quit shaking that baby it's not a baby it's a [ __ ] Oh solving a maths problem my answer is 83 but the answer choices are 2294 145 and 195 well 94 is closest to 83 so that must be the answer nah that tracks I don't always say stupid things but when I do I keep talking to make it worse the way they phrase that it makes it sound like they do it on purpose today's topic is photosynthesis okay ma'am so tell me what is photosynthesis today's topic oh legend mmm hmm answer lucky in the air tonight me who guessed otherwise we all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo I hope this lion has a Christian heart Oh Lord bless this meal you put on my table when my boyfriend gets a haircut me when my kpop bias gets a haircut me Oh yikes looks like he should leave yeah me have you seen the newest spider-man movie time traveler the one with Tom Holland or the one with Keanu Reeves pardon look Keanu is great but can we please not can we please do no more spider-man no more please you convince your friend to use reddit com he uses emojis panic it was this one call home music companies threatened to sue Tik Tok over copyright the whole of reddit just do it yes please do it please who wore it better Ross or Geralt I present to you Jeff yeah that's nice but I'm still gonna give it to Ross when my homies asked me why I've been growing my hair over my eyes ever since I became friends with the Japanese girl my goals are beyond your understanding and thank God for that guy millennial fire department lady help my house is on fire um what come through it's lit oh ho [ __ ] I'm on my way wow these are so bad man equals male iron equals F E Iron Man is female Iron Man is woman who gotta calm down gotta calm down I will not lash out I will not lose my mind iPhone iPod iPad I paid well you didn't have to sounds like a you problem old man introverts waiting for quarantine to end so people can leave the house and they can be alone again hmm what jokes are allowed during quarantine inside jokes okay you got me there just cuz he's really cute oh thank goodness we made it to the end that's all we've got for you remember again if you enjoyed the video make sure to hit that like button and if you really enjoyed the video subscribe and hit the bell icon and until next we meet I'll be seeing ya [Music]

Channel: EzPz

Views: 273,761

Rating: 4.9020505 out of 5

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Id: n9DX2sT4sj8

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 24 2020