r/Crappydesign · GET OUT OF THERE NOW

i don't know what's worse the fact that this is a carpeted bathroom or the fact that you don't know how to flush a toilet sorry i got a little angry there i'm back but yeah uh don't don't use carpeted bathrooms and uh yeah flush the toilet before you put something on reddit you jerk what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash crappy design oh boy let's go oh that's a pothole i got to imagine whoever put this here must really hate bikers because whenever they ride over this they're definitely gonna break a bone hey kids come play with me because if you don't i'll haunt your dreams introducing america's fall the destruction of america brought to you by sc johnson a family company a elkland old folk asked is this a nursing home is it a prison is it a school i don't want my kids going to old folks ass uh yeah man just put a balcony over that second floor but sir the balcony wouldn't even be accessible no no this is exactly how i wanted to be oh cool you got yourself a beach life golf cart no wait a second that doesn't say beach life that says life what does that even mean yeah bro i'm living the blair life it's stupid it's stupid it's so stupid but he who you are and not who the world wants you to be i think i did a good job reading that sewer cover on the bicycle track wide enough for the wheels to get stuck oh that is that is a lawsuit waiting to happen for a second i was looking at this kid like why are they making that face but yeah if you're gonna hold the skates by the blades you're gonna make that face too like oh my hands are bleeding introducing the granny x in the blue arbol uh did i get the names right did i did i read them right that that's what i saw so yeah here are some references to help you identify where certain things are in japan we've got sumo wrestlers we've got the mountains and we've got oh god this is terrible these sandals with bottle openers at the bottom so you can walk in dirt all day and then open a beer bottle just hope you don't step in any dog poop oh what are you kidding about stepping in dog poop that adds to the flavor of the beer cock-a-doodle-doo the cow says moo [Laughter] is that creepy enough for you great good let's keep going look in to see the grand canyon tourists wait why would i want to see the tourists i want to see the grand canyon this walkway isn't made of bricks and slabs but poorly drawn bricks and slabs on concrete oh you weren't kidding about the poorly drawn this is just awful you see i would like to read the ingredients but uh you know you know i can't see them so i guess next meme thanks for your crappy canned design matter of fact no that thing could have like all types of drugs in it like they could say 20 cocaine and you would have no idea this is like the biggest scam i've ever seen i don't know what this product is but if it means i get to poke through the eyes of whoever's modeling for this product sign me up oh what beautiful censorship just full asterisk forex yeah just brilliant censorship wait what does that say ham ion well to be fair i didn't know ham could come in ions but yeah if you were trying to spell champion you you failed remember everyone stay original and change wait wait a second what do you want us to do stay original or change it's madness it's all madness this is the sit youth dreamers you darn right it is i think okay so this is just a big old bundle of words that you really don't want me to try and spell out what has really caught my attention is like the very first line it says up me up what is that supposed to say when i put my game cards in the game card case it can't close anymore well you took something that was mildly interesting and turned it into mildly infuriating congratulations you crappy designers i don't like this i don't like it one bit i can imagine going to this restaurant for the first time they'll just be like hey take a look at the menu i take a look at this monstrosity of a menu and just have a full-on panic attack like i can't read it i just can't it's too many colors too many fonts i just it's too much i'll just i'll just have the dirty black cherry chai why does that sound like why does that sound like the name of some type of porn introducing the dirty black cherry chai all right that's enough tangents for me next meme a razor blade holder and a bottle opener not a bad way to slice your hand while cracking open a cold one can you imagine just going up to your significant other with a bloody hand like honey i cut my hand open using the razor blade slash bottle opener seriously harold you gotta get rid of that thing uh yes the famous company roop thank the creamery you is it supposed to say thank you the creamery i ah just get it out of my face oh they knew what they were doing what with the long tee and the [ __ ] cooper sneaky little people but we know you knew do you have hep c now get hep c i i mean cured nice try now you meant to say you get hep c twice welcome to stabby the barber we cut girls we cut men we even cut children he's stabby the barber he's gonna cut you up today is day a so even if this were to say today is a day that still wouldn't mean anything you could say that about any day in every sense of the phrase it's just a crappy design by took took chai right now dick me i refuse to believe that says click look at it closely that that that does not say click i thought it was dirty but it's just the design oh god what am i looking at here it looks like dried up cereal chunks are just embedded into the bowl just throw it away just get it out of the house to be womanly is always to be discouraged never what what is that supposed to mean oh goodness it looks like whenever hello kitty is filled with liquid you know it gets dispensed through the cup in a in a method that looks like peeing actually now that i think about it i bet there's a lot of people who'd want to buy this i mean all i'm saying is that there are a lot of creeps on the internet dr joe and burka ah doc your hand is not supposed to go there i mean really though this is a mess what is this a surprise prostate exam just yeah hey you should put a bumper sticker on your car i don't know maybe something about how much you like the beach oh i got a perfect idea i dog the seaside yeah it's perfect i love it beware dogs of thee you know you could actually fix a sign by just adding another word like if you added underworld to the end of the sentence it'd say beware dogs of the underworld which is something you should probably be aware of to come to an end don't is to create beginning uh i still don't get it this door handle attachment to combat coco 19 at the place i'm working hey guys instead of holding on to the door handle how about you just hold on to an extension which is essentially the same thing as holding on to the door handle i'm so smart i'm gonna get a promotion ah two door knobs touching nope i gotta treat these doorknobs like it's a middle school dance keep space in there for jesus frisky doorknobs oh god it's worse than i ever imagined crappy design and mildly infuriating coming together to attack us easy-peasians this is an outrage i tell you is that earbud massive or is that hand very small hmm that's uh that's a pretty good question what if and this is just a thought what if this is actually a speaker and it just looks like a giant earbud like you could imagine trying to put it in your own ear and it's just like and you immediately go deaf take it e-a-c-a wow and i thought we were the ones who didn't know how to spell easy well this is just perfect you can't see through the rear view window have fun crashing i guess wait a second no what are people supposed to do if there's a fire you try using the fire escape you're gonna have to still jump about two floors this is this is just awful oh it looks so good except for that one eye you know they just can't get it together what a shame this has got to be the weirdest bodyguard i've ever seen stop right there cynthia where do you think you're going fanta orange it's a classic iconic flavor inspiration in a bottle passion for life share every moment because embracing what makes you unique makes you cool thing ah shut up you're not even making sense hi welcome to the fart gym you know even if this had just said art gym what what the heck is an art gym what are you bench pressing mona lisa's i i'm just so confused you see if you have ocd i would totally recommend you don't use this bathroom it's just it's gonna make you so furious it it makes me furious too i get it just just avoid this bathroom at all costs ah yes norway and finland are both located in africa canada is in south america italy is where canada should be in america is alaska perfect uh bam bam is that you what happened to you man it's so hard to say goodbye to you easter bunny santa claus and this one guy we will forget you god is ooh all the time oh god i didn't know you were so so frisky me and all the embarrassing things i said and did in my youth oh wait i'm supposed to read it like they wrote it okay me and all the i thinks embarrassing said and did youth in my nailed it welcome to harley's room no girls allowed see that's why punctuation is important you wanted to say no girls allowed but you ended up saying no girls are allowed specifically specifically only girls are allowed in my room which by the time you're a teenager might actually be a true cinnamon grape tea everyone uh look at it it says grape tea there's a g before the r i promise you that the bar on the door really changes the website gutterglove.com now these guys can fix your gutter and provide protection for your gutters but the bar changes it to gutterlove.com which is a porn site okay that's not true it's actually a competing company but that's still not better this plastic handle with a metal part is connected to the metal handle arms which is connected to the pan so i can't hold the handles looks like somebody didn't take a class on heat distribution because yeah you're just gonna burn your hand if you try to grab that no imagine giving this plate to your kid here you go ho mom why would you say that about me okay so this is even worse imagine putting this up a sign that says there's no hoe like me please it's so awful that's like the worst thing i've seen today there's no hoe like me just just cut it off we're done wow people are really just failing today this is just this is a weird way to spell homo but you know what i'm down for it the imprint of commercial grade weakened the hose enough for a hole to easily occur talk about irony the one thing you brag about it being you know commercial grade up to par with the standards and whatnot and the one thing you use to brag about it is the one thing that weakens it to make it worse congratulations you played yourself hey hey everyone there's a huge kid sale on the fairgrounds friday saturday and probably not sunday because the fbi is going to shut us down but friday and saturday fifa 21 looks like a high schooler's class show and tell on their idol yep i i just looked it up that's the real cover and i'm just i don't i thought ea couldn't disappoint me anymore but they they managed to do it again help the toucan fly down the waterfall you know i would but the maze is rigged so that i can never get to the finish line sorry toucan looks like you're gonna have to drown you know for a sign that's supposed to say information their display is not very informative haha yes i'll put the nutrition facts on the inside of the label so that they'll have to drink it before they know what they're drinking by the way 30 of this coca-cola is urine enjoy movers usa please get us out of here hey hey quiet down you stupid family uh yeah movers usa where we don't kidnap people wait are these lego instructions 2x66 67c what i can't make anything out of this this is a mess let's fight keep us corona safe virus well i mean if we have to fight i guess you know for a smartphone advertisement the marketing isn't that smart irony lives hot perfect but your nails can be is this supposed to say life's not perfect but your nails can be or is it supposed to say vibes not perfect but you're what what are you trying to say here man to people who love eat are always the best people oh you know what i think i know what you were trying to say you're trying to say to people who love to eat people are always the best people brought to you by cannibalism this map is so disorienting i don't even want to give it a lot of mental energy because i'll collapse on the floor i tell i will this bathroom mirror that completely blocks your face while standing in front of it not a problem for me i'm five foot five i'm the height of a child so this can never affect me joke's on you tall people not interested in joining today well you can buy it now for the discounted price of zero dollars and zero cents now pay for the dang game we've got the mom the kid and the monster she married have fun at laser tag welcome to new jersey you know what this is a fitting place for new jersey a crappy design for a crappy place boom take that new jersey you just got easy peasy so many shoes only two feet oh sorry i read that wrong so many shoes two only feet oh that's it looks so much stupider now you know i don't think that this model is actually wearing the pants something tells me that the editor just kind of photoshopped the pants onto the model i don't know about this one how am i able to talk so high i gotta stop doing this proud to be paper free we've gone green and replaced paper towels with hand dryers thank you for your support like a wise and invisible man once said are you sure about that dixie de emilio's great photoshop oh would you look at that that beautiful photoshop there i love it my mario themed bath bomb makes it look like i'm bathing in pee yeah no that uh that definitely looks like pee ah the photo must be terrible quality i mean look at that logo oh wait what's that they printed the logo on all pixelated and messy is just so infuriating pokemon sword and pokemon shield yeah but that's smash so what are you doing here oh for the love of god let there not be a loose wire that'll turn this fun day at the lake into a complete massacre ah yeah i love this game it's pomon po home on gotta catch em all somebody clearly had a panic attack and just started putting tiles wherever they could because this is a mess whoa whoa coming on a little strong there dude i don't think you need half of what's on this picture it's just it's it's way too jumbled is it race week or raw keek i don't care what anybody says this is definitely raw keek yeah we did such a good job with handicapped parking just you know right up the ramp up oh you can't do that y'all dang it oh wow i hope you guys feel good about yourselves you're like oh we did this handicap parking thing and we're so nice and then then you block the ramp so yeah congratulations you played yourself all right guys here's our emergency evacuation plan got it good have fun surviving the fire rich is her last name but i read it keep the politician rich keep keep sonja wheeler rich yeah nope that's exactly what it looks like oh and they got their three r's relatable reliable and responsible is it just me like i really don't like it when people call themselves relatable it's like no you gotta have other people call you that like if somebody called themselves humble it'd be like no you're not humble somebody's gotta call you humble you don't get to it's a mess i don't like it you know why even put a road here if you're just going to create obstacles for it there's no point this stove is roasting the wall oh no that is a fire that's waiting to happen i promise you that this rubik's cube on a book oh no it's not even a completed rubik's cube it's all messy i i don't like it miss you uncle miss you uncle engraved memorial stone buy any two and get a third one free geez how many uncles are you gonna have to kill before you get your money's worth like this this is a terrible deal you can drink ice cold pepper or drink ice cold salt your choice a noob's phone looks like this while a pro's phone looks like this wait these these are the same graphs what are you trying to prove here introducing sand use your imagination to create more shapes handfuls of fun these babies look like they're having such a good time but they shouldn't have a good time because it's only allowed for people above the age of three and i'm gonna take a guess and say that these babies are not above the age of three oh man i love this game wait wait what did they do to the case oh my god this is ugly progressive is second place in their own ad that's right because company b is better than progressive this meme is brought to you by company b company b they're better than progressive guess what i thought these were when i walked into the bathroom they're sinks oh yeah yeah that's a mistake waiting to happen yikes introducing eva puzzle maps look at the kids aren't they having so much fun if only they could have advertised an actual size well then again those kids might just be really really tiny yeah i'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that this toilet is uh it's gonna be clogged pretty often wishing you a very happy christmas i just want to go home they couldn't get the kid to smile for the camera they're just like you know what he's crying just just take a picture send it to grandma she'll love it anyways let's see hot dog sausage hamburger veggie dog online ring what the heck is an online ring an onion ring with wi-fi i'll take your whole stock this marvel spider-man poster has no spider-man on it well of course there's no spider-man he just got outed by mysterio he's in hiding this cup that has a hole in the handle that spills liquid all over you if you're not paying attention oh that that right there why why would anybody design a cup like this it's so stupid are you ready kids no god no i'm not ready please just leave me alone i feel bad for the poor unfortunate soul that accidentally slips down the stairs and then hits a tree on the way down feels bad man feels bad oh gosh you know i've seen these statues like all over north carolina's restaurants and stuff but these these are definitely worn out like they should probably go into retirement oh just uneven stairs i love how each step depicted is a different height from one another yeah this is definitely a way for somebody to fall up the stairs i accidentally press the stop button on the bus several times because it's the same height as my leg well you must really be annoying the bus driver they're like gosh this guy wants to stop everywhere i got this as an ad and there's no animation it's just the static image download today this is a text wow do people really not care about the ads they put out anymore they're just like yeah you know people will download it maybe they will maybe they will i don't care that's so annoying maximum occupancy for this room is two well ikea if we're following your rules then the picture is already breaking the rules kid stops bullying yeah i mean technically if you just murder the bully that's technically stopping a bully but then it also makes you a murderer yeah it seems like an even trade yeah this this picture is not going to make father time happy introducing introducing that's such a stupid slip up all right keep it going introducing tushy you know i wasn't quite convinced with this product not only because i don't know what it is but also because it looks a little weird until that is i saw grandma's smiling face like look at her she's just loving the ride this 21 day tracking stamp has only 18 days wait a second 3 6 9 12 15 18. oh come on how could somebody mess this up it should be so easy instead of this saying not without canadian beef farmers it instead says no without canadian beef farmers and that's what you get when you don't capitalize your letters correctly look i i don't know what show this is i don't know why david dobrik is like choking out this woman in the picture but but i want to watch this show the car volume is currently unavailable wouldn't it be terrible if this error occurred during like its highest max volume and you just couldn't turn it off it's like blasting music and you're like god shut up car volume is currently unavailable capcom took an image from ign for the box art for okami for the wii and left the watermark in it's kind of hard to see but they really could have just bought the photo and then put it in the game you know what i guess they don't care you know i look at this website and it just screams at me virus virus virus virus you're about to get a virus all right son say cheese mom i don't want to be a whale i don't care timmy say cheese ah yes pre wait what wha here wa here yeah i don't think i'll be buying this merch i'm sorry just this ain't it hey uh which house do you live in oh you know the one that makes the neighbors angry oh no i stand corrected this is the one that makes the neighbors angry they basically just put windows wherever they want no regard for aesthetic the architect is basically oprah just like you get a window and you get a window everyone gets a window hey i know this road this is the road from the first cars movie you know the one where lightning mcqueen completely ruins the road yeah that one make your own bead tattoos look at mine mine's invisible color yeah good job taylor uh good job haha we meet again luckily for you i'm not even gonna try to read this not only because it's extraordinarily difficult but also because i don't want to fail trying next meme hey babe i got you this bear oh you shouldn't have what does it say wait you apostrophe are sweet yeah do you like it oh i hate it come back to me when you know how to spell well everyone that's our time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r crappy design if you did make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 22min 8sec (1328 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020