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a taco place but then they said they don't sell tacos and so I left this is the worst pitaka place ever this is a girl's high school and so said give me the Italian and no one gets hurt never he said with a grin for he is my new Luke Chen don't worry my love she called sneak sneak oh no I have been done captured she cried to be continued and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash comedy heaven thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure that that subscribe button and the bells to get notified every time you see PZ uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

Channel: EzPz

Views: 545,150

Rating: 4.9528823 out of 5

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Id: vNSjHAD2ZyY

Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2020