r/Choosingbeggars You MUST Spend $1,000 On Me During Our Date!

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where free is way too expensive selling entrance table for 50 bucks need gone asap i'll give you 25 and i'll pick it up today sorry can't go lower than 50 bucks i need this money for moving expenses since i'm moving it for you i'll charge you 25 dollars to move it cool sweet you can venmo me or zell for sure it's at haha comedy and then this choosing beggar sends a qr code for payment pay me then drop the address see you tonight number one no and number two hell no wtf i'm a reporter for false advertising i know you may be real bored and quarantined but go find someone else to waste their time i need a table you have a table i do have a table do you have 50 bucks i charge for helping people move half the cost of the product word up good luck on your search simp this next post comes from a tender profile read before you swipe age 22. i don't have instagram or snapchat so don't ask me i'm interested in girls who either study physics or astronomy at oxford or cambridge i am only interested in english white girls and english white gingers i swipe right for everyone so i can save myself time don't swipe without reading that would not be very smart to do most of you can't read can you an std test is needed as well so if you wouldn't get one don't bother matching me and i like boobs i don't like butts at all the reason this guy doesn't like butts is because there's already one butthole in the relationship yo bruh can you send me that beat you just posted i can make some fire on it you can buy it on my track train for 15 bucks never mind you're broke inward dog i'm broke i'm the one providing a service you can buy my service that's the way the world works i'm not the one rapping about bands yet can't afford a 15 lease if you want free beats search on youtube for the endless supply of cookie cutter beats for your generic sound and the funny thing about this post is that this guy has the audacity to call himself rich inward this next one is short but i just had to include it i feel like min should spend one thousand dollars minimum on the first date and down in the comments greedy library sums it up quite well what the heck do i get on a 1 000 date a dryer and a washing machine i mean the only way i can see making it to 1 000 after one night is if after the date ends you go out and buy yourself a hooker posted to the facebook marketplace giving away free seashells hello i'd love to take these off your hands awesome i can just leave them outside on my porch for a pickup whenever you're available yay i can come in a few hours when i get off work thanks again i've needed some shells for a project what's your address it's blank i'll leave them out now in a bag on the doorstop take them whenever shoot darn it that's about 40 minutes away from me i don't suppose there's any way you could meet me halfway i don't really leave the area here since i'm eight months pregnant and with covet going on but if you're ever in the area just let me know and if they're still available i'll leave them out for you yeah sorry i won't be in that area anytime soon i have no reason to be over there to be honest those shells are something i need though is it possible you could meet me at the walmart off of blank and blank that's 30 minutes away from me the shells are totally for free and it's unreasonable for me to drive an hour round trip as i said if you're ever in the area i'll leave them out uh unreasonable it's just a polite thing to do to compromise with people you're selling on a community page where people help each other out especially with covet going on asking to meet halfway isn't something unreasonable at all i am interested in them because they're free but i'd end up spending time and money to drive so far kinda defeats the purpose of a free item if you can't meet me at least hold them please thank you i have someone coming to get them shortly i got these at the beach they were free and easy to find if you really need them that badly okay i have to say that's pretty messed up why can you not hold them for me it's not like you're missing out on a cell they're free it's business etiquette first come first serve extremely rude to give them to someone else it wouldn't have inconvenienced you at all to just wait for me like i said you aren't missing out on any money or anything i don't have the time or ability to go to the beach otherwise i'd have just gone there don't you think that's why i was looking for free shells this was supposed to be for my daughter mermaid room and not having them will be a big inconvenience for me i just wanted to let you know that it's extremely rude to give them to someone else and not just hang on to them for a few days especially after i told you how much i needed them and messaged you first hope the other person needed them as much as me now if you'll excuse me i have to explain to my daughter that we won't have seashells for her room and why we won't thanks man that woman is shellfish hey blink it's my birthday coming up on the weekend and i was wondering if you'd take me fishing because my car is in the shop yeah man that would be fun what do you want to go fishing for lo what do you mean fishing for fish what else would we fish for well yeah for fish but i mean like what species of fish like do you want a trout bass sunfish catfish something else entirely uh yeah i have no idea i just want to go out and catch what's there i suppose you know i'm going to be honest i've never been fishing i just want to try it really alright since you've never been before i'll take you to catch some sunfish it should be nice and easy do you have any fishing gear no that's why i'm coming to you since you go a lot i'd figure you would have some extra gear oh yeah for sure you can borrow one of my rods it's no big deal i have three or four rads so what do i need to bring bring some worms you can use them for bait oh and you'll need a fishing license the f a license do i gotta go take a test or something no man you just gotta buy it they're like 10 bucks for a two-day license oof kind of putting my money towards my car since it's my birthday do you mind hooking a brother up bro it's ten dollars exactly only ten dollars don't be stingy look fine whatever yeah cause it's my birthday dog yeah like we've been friends a cool minute you'll get the worms though right sounds like a process do i dig them up yeah sprinkle some water on the ground and they'll come to the top of the dirt are you messing with me cause that sounds stupid well you could buy them at the bait shop if you prefer how much a whole day's worth of worms is like two to three dollars or you could dig them up in like 10 minutes and i'm bringing lords and stuff for us to use all right i can do that but uh can you take me to the bait shop not exactly gonna just walk there yeah that's fine i can get you a license while we're there when did you want to go first thing in the morning preferably in the afternoon i don't get up early i mean yeah i get that but fish are not very active in the afternoon so morning really would be best besides i can take you to lunch or something afterwards to celebrate how early are we talking 6am yeah no not happening i'm not getting up that early on my birthday i mean we could just not go then the f is that supposed to mean just like what maybe there would be something else you'd enjoy doing are you trying to seduce me what no i'm engaged you know this neat you have a ring and a promise that'll surely hold bro wtf just epping with you on a real note are you trying to get out of buying my fishing license just because i won't get up early i just don't want to take you fishing if we're probably not going to catch anything there are other fun things we could do like bowling but not intercourse hey i got an idea just let me borrow your boat to go on the water oh yeah i can take you out on the boat no i mean like just me and my girl on the water no come on bro why it's my birthday don't be a douchebag about it how would you even get the boat on the water your car is in the shop don't you just leave your boat docked can't i just use your truck then you've been to my house you know i keep it in the driveway and no you cannot borrow my truck dude you're being unreasonable how i just needed a couple of hours are you telling me you can't stay home for a couple of hours even if it's my birthday i don't care if it's your birthday i'm not letting you borrow my truck tow my boat try to back it up and probably break something dude fu you know i'm responsible nah ever since you started dating that girl you've been slipping like what even happened to your car it was fairly new minor fender bender but that's besides the point it wasn't even my fault you can't borrow the truck man f you i just wanted to celebrate my birthday out on the water i've known you for forever and you're gonna do me like this if you dude i don't know what happened to you between high school and now but you became a total b word dude don't reply then f fu this guy wants to fish but he doesn't have a truck or boat or fishing rod or fishing lures or any basic knowledge about fishing or even the willpower to do the things you need to do in order to go fishing i think this guy expected to just show up at the lake scream it's my birthday at the lake and fish just magically jump into his hands are there any christian plumbers on facebook who are willing to volunteer to do four thousand dollars worth of plumbing to help a christian family get the water working in her home if so please comment i know that god has laid it on your heart to do it because god has no hands but our hands and then op included some of the replies to that post please stop just trying to get something for free don't be using god to try and get it this makes me sick you said it lol yeah this got me sick like really plumbers gotta eat too and down in the comments of this reddit post there are dozens and dozens of stories of people experiencing similar things with religious people posted to our slash unpopular opinion youtubers should not get paid why do normal non-celebrity youtubers get paid real money for example i'm into travel so i watch a lot of airline reviews trip reports on different airlines into different countries etc i recently learned that these people get paid to post their review videos i follow some pilot and flight attendant youtubers and they get paid just to film their everyday lives i don't get it some educational channels i follow to get paid just for posting videos about their country or language etc doing youtube is a choice and you should not get paid for it it should be solely for entertainment purposes and there's no reason to make money off of it especially since most of you have real jobs so obviously i've got a lot of opinions on this but i'll keep it short the amount of work that goes into maintaining a youtube channel can be pretty significant most youtubers treat it like a full-time job working 40 sometimes 60 hours a week they record edit and post this content completely for free and if you're honestly too entitled to sit through a 5 second youtube ad and feel compelled to complain about it then to be honest you don't deserve to watch the content this next post is a cross post from r am i the butthole in this post op is married to a woman named sherry and sherry is close friends with amanda who's quite wealthy and just for clarity op is the choosing beggar here amanda is also a total rich snob her dad is some big shot at a tech company so she lives lavishly even though she's just an assistant professor she got her degrees from ivy leagues which she always brings up when we get into arguments about politics she always wears super expensive stuff and gives my wife luxurious things for example she took my wife on a two-week trip to paris for her 30th birthday which is very generous of her but paris is for couples and i think it was rude of her to not extend the offer to me because we're married for my 30th birthday she gave me a bottle of 30 year-aged which was nice but paris anyways amanda and sherry were talking about baby stuff and they started talking about the cost of children like college fund extracurriculars etc i popped in and joked hey how much are you putting into the baby's college fund since you're acting like the third parent amanda and she just laughed it off which made me kind of pissed because i think that since she's always calling herself auntie and inserting herself into our business acting like a parent she should contribute since she's completely capable of it so i pushed a little and she completely overreacted and said weird how you always rail at me for being raised as a spoiled princess but you were the one who grew up to be the entitled prick which is completely unacceptable and incredibly rude i told her to get out and never come back and that if she was going to contribute to my child's future she'd need to be a part of it i love how this guy calls amanda a rich snob and then when she calls him an entitled prick he's like this is completely outrageous this story happened yesterday i'm a middle school teacher and have been working on and off from home in my free time i've been using my sewing machine to make masks for free for the elderly and vulnerable i'm not a professional seamstress but these masks are up to the standard of most cloth masks sold i had a woman ask me for five masks for her grandparents step grandparents and a great uncle i happily accepted my post on the group in question clearly labeled that they were three layer cotton masks i put them on my doorstep for pick up she picks them up i don't receive confirmation of this which is fine i didn't do this for praise i received a few messages the next day however saying that she only needed four and the fifth was to cut open and check the quality she berated me via text for them only being three layers as stated in the advertisement i've ignored the five plus messages she sent me today alone it won't discourage me from helping as i've given over 30 of these to some really cool folks without incident but holy heck some people are ungrateful op that's really noble of you my only contribution to society is making fun of people on the internet so you're a better person than me for sure that was r choosing beggars and if you like this content then check out my patreon where i publish extra videos also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 08 2020