r/Choosingbeggars My Roommate Wants Me to Buy Them A New Free House

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where a guy expects someone else to buy them a free house can you please draw me a youtube hitter for a commission sure hitters are 15 via paypal but i also accept a 1500 v buck fortnight gift wait i have to pay yeah i don't make art for free this applies to pretty much every artist on the platform if you kill yourself down in the comments i'm going to read this post from dan scorchinchi lol in danish [ __ ] means kisses so this sounded super stupid until i saw the explanation our next reddit post is from stereo on cooking bacon i got an email from an acquaintance asking if any of my high school students would be interested in the volunteer opportunity she was looking for a nanny every day for free to supervise her kids remote learning and babysit until the mom got home from work around 6 pm so 10 hour days 5 days a week for free no word on how the high school kids would do their own work while babysitting i mentioned it to my students and we had a good laugh one 11th grader said i mean no offense but the whole point of babysitting is kinda to get paid when i declined this fabulous opportunity on behalf of my students she said that's okay i really need someone mature than a high school student i just thought it would be nice to give someone a chance to get some experience sorry friend these 16 year olds know their worth are you still selling your tv yeah i am but i've already been offered the full amount 340 from another person so you would have to top that okay how does 200 sound i'm sorry that won't cut it i just told you that it would have to be more than 340 dollars help a stranger out i just went through a divorce and money's tight sorry to hear that but i have a buyer already paying full price you're an inconsiderate piece of garbage who has no compassion for anyone i offered a fair price and you rudely rejected me i hope your tv never sells hmm i wonder why they got divorced looking for a cheap electric dryer in great shape must be able to deliver and take it down to the basement for us and then someone replies that's not how it works lmfao excuse me cheap great shape delivered and carried to your basement good luck with that but it's not gonna happen if you think people like this are rare down in the comments i hate monkeys so bad she shares a similar story i was selling a brand new inbox factory roof bike rack for a subaru outback last year through the facebook market this girl like an hour away messages me and wants me to deliver it and put it on her car her window of availability was very narrow so she gave me a very specific time of when i could come and put it on like lunch time on a weekday are you effing kidding me this girl thought i was gonna take off work and drive two hours round trip and install this thing in our car for 50 bucks i just ignored her and sold it like a day later and the buyer came and picked it up our next reddit post is from lola mars a friend was supposed to be in an out of the country wedding but given the pandemic they're no longer going since they would have spent a lot on travel and accommodations my friend decided to send a generous gift of several nights stay at a local five-star hotel she planned it thoughtfully as to not add too much cost to the bride and groom by making sure breakfast was included and also planned to buy them one night's dinner and to make it extra special she added a couple's massage the initial response from the bride and groom was to go to a different hotel instead my friend wasn't all that bothered by this as the bride and groom were locals and she figured they knew best surprisingly their recommendation was actually slightly cheaper perhaps because the bride and groom didn't realize or factor in the cost of dinner or massage in the first place and we're just comparing room costs my friend was being super generous and didn't even take these savings she instead let the bride and groom know that this option was cheaper and as a result she'd buy them additional nights at this new place i think this gave the bride and groom the wrong idea or made them realize how much the initial gift was worth because they changed their mind and said they'd prefer the original 5 star option after all however they sent links to some add-ons they wanted a bottle of wine chocolates upon arrival etc they also supplied links to different rooms they'd prefer including the honeymoon suite which runs four thousand dollars per night obviously my friend was having none of these extras as she wasn't offering to spend more and reminded them that she'd already selected the room package she was willing to pay for and if they wanted extras perhaps they could buy them themselves they still haven't come to an agreement and my friend realizes that she probably should have just sent cash on this next post op is selling an automatic bill counter for 300 are you in friano yes will you take a hundred dollars can you do 250 i only have a hundred then then you don't need a bill counter what would this lady do after she actually bought this thing your automatic bill counting is complete you have zero dollars on this next post this choosing beggar owes money to op and this is a conversation they have nice car please just pay off your loan to me i have work in orlando that you can do to pay you a portion of the 150 that i owe you i have five hours on saturday and sunday for you at 12 bucks an hour so 120 dollars can you do this if so i have the location and job details so you're coming to orlando to work so you can pay me cool because it kind of reads like i'd be working to make money and that would somehow pay off your debt considering that it's literally my job to read stories about choosing beggars you'd think i get just accustomed to the audacity of these people but no somehow they keep finding ways to surprise me you owe me money so you come work my job and that pays off my debt to you that's like going to the bank and being like hey i'm here to pay off my mortgage we can start this off by sending all your bank tellers to my house to mow my lawn also have the bank manager do my dishes that should pay off a hefty chunk of all the money that i owe you guys on this next post opie's buddy lost his job during covid so he let his friend stay at his place for a while and then op receives this message from his friend not trying to be rude or anything but can we move to a different house away from a school it is so annoying hearing kids shouting and screaming in the park when i'm trying to sleep it's a pretty sucky area and i don't really know why you chose to live in such a rough place since i know that you and your partner earn a decent wage it's really messing up my sleep and it's definitely causing me stress which is why i'm not finding any good jobs i'll find some places online for you guys to have a look at so we can maybe view them on the weekend and see what's right for us and then opie replies oh my god are you actually serious or are you just messing with me dude come on op you can't really let your good friend suffer like that you're gonna make him live in a neighborhood where children play at the park that sounds like a terrible neighborhood and you owe your friend much more than that our next reddit post is from aida crybaby when i was around 10 or so i broke my ankle during youth football i could walk with my cast and crutches but my dad had me ride in a wheelchair in most public places being a kid i loved being pushed around wherever i went it was like going on a ride every day looking back now though i see where my dad's new sense of entitlement came from ironically my dad didn't believe i was hurt at first because he was so focused on me winning the big game he even blamed my injury for costing my team the win however i think once he saw his injured son in a wheelchair his face lit up as if the song i got a golden ticket was playing in his head my dad took advantage of just about every handicapped perk he could find parking spots bathrooms ramps i remember some passerby stopping and saying things like oh you poor thing or oh my gosh what happened my dad was surprisingly cheerful when he explained what happened i couldn't tell if he was exaggerating to make me seem stronger than i really was or to make himself seem like a brave dad protecting his helpless kid before long my dad started using more underhanded methods to use me as a prop i remember early on in my recovery my dad took me to walgreens to get some medicine but he also got a bag of candy a toy car and a miniature get well balloon to go with it i was excited that i was getting all these treats the cashier told my dad the amount my dad looked around his pockets for a minute gosh darn i left my wallet at home this has got to be the worst recovery day ever a kiddo i'm sorry about this sir i can hold your items if you want to come back later come on now have a heart you're really going to tell my kid that he can't get these treats when he's in this condition i'm sorry sir but i can't just give away our inventory to kids that are handicapped my dad just kept arguing with the cashier getting more angry by the second some other people were complaining that we were holding up the line my dad ended up saying something like the customer is always right before we hit it out with only my medication i wasn't so sure if i liked being in a wheelchair anymore after that and luckily my ankle fully recovered by fall hello is this still available hi yep it is however i do have an interested buyer i'll let you know if they decide not to i'll contact you and let you know thanks heaps i'll pay eight hundred dollars if i have to hi mate looks like you might be in luck there was another buyer before you however if you're happy with 800 it's yours okay well if the buyer pulled out then i'll only pay 650 the 800 offer was for you to ignore him hi mate they haven't pulled out i'm in a position now where i can pick who it goes to including the original buyer there was also one other guy before you i'll check with them if they still want it first if they don't i can definitely still do the 650. of course if you're still offering it higher i can sell it to you and let the extra buyer know they missed out 250 dollars pick up now that's not how it works mate 200. right now here's the question i didn't feel comfortable sharing with the group yesterday how would you feel about this my living girlfriend karen doesn't work it's only my income and i also take care of my elderly father karen's dog passed away on friday we knew this was coming for a while i am not a rich man so i told her i would come up with 600 bucks when the time came so she could get a new puppy well she found one for hundred dollars before you call me cheap let me explain that in the past year i've taken her to vegas bought her a car and paid for several of her medical and dental bills basically anything she's wanted i'm running out of money and i have an operation and a work shutdown coming up not to mention christmas for my grandkids so i told her that i couldn't come up with 1800 for a dog but that i have 600 set aside for she said that she could get the other 1200 from a friend of mine i told her that i didn't like that idea and she disagrees i would really like to hear your thoughts on the matter wait so my first assumption when opie said that he worked and his girlfriend didn't was that they had kids together but op mentioned buying presents for his grandkids which would suggest that they don't have any young kids in their household if she wants eighteen hundred dollars for a dog she can go work and earn eighteen hundred dollars for a dog my bad i don't know who you are what's up though i'm good bro i just need a little favor what's up can you get me 200 in my cash app until tuesday my baby's not feeling good you know that i don't know you right for the sake of my daughter how can i be sure you're gonna give it back i'ma give it back on tuesday i promise 100. i swear on my kid what area do you live in what does she need she's not feeling good i swear on god i promise bro i'm going to give it back 100. what area do you live in what does she need i can loan the money but i need to know what i'm doing with it she's kind of sick what area are you in what does she need you're not answering my questions i live and tug and i want to get her treated tuckwear you must not need the money why do you say that tuck and gastonia if i don't need it i ain't gonna ask for it i've already sweared begged you and swear to you but you don't care you're in north carolina i am in north carolina here's my id why didn't you say that i can meet you and bring it to you i would rather give it to you personally so i can know you or i can just take you and your daughter to the er it's fine if you don't want to give me a loan dude i'm helping i'm trying to meet up with you i got you i swear to the god who made me i'm gonna give it back i promise i i can meet you on garrison boulevard you're cool or i can take y'all to the hospital but we gotta get her taken care of bro it's okay you don't wanna help i just told you i could help i can take y'all to the doctor bro and buy medicine or whatever why are you being difficult why can't you get it for me on my cash app if you wanna help i ain't going away with your money for the sake of god i'm swearing to you and still you don't care yo if i'm not far from you and i'm willing to pay for you and your daughter to get what she needs why wouldn't you take the help if you get it and give it bro it's god that's gonna reward if i hit you up at midnight and asked you for 200 wouldn't you want some more info on what's happening i have the money bro life isn't like that that's not the problem but if i'm offering you a ride to where you need to be and pay for it you should be thankful man and it's because i don't get paid yet that's why i'm doing all this i'm trying to help you can i meet with you to give you the money since i said that's what i want if you want to help you'll do it i'm very confused about this don't worry god's gonna open the way that's what i know i even sent my id i'm trying to meet with you to give you the money that's how i want it i'm totally confused bro i've got the cash man i can bring it to you if you want me to cash at it you're gonna have to wait but instead of waiting i can take you all to where you need to be i have to wait till when bro why can't i bring you the money man tell the truth this ain't good no bro why not because i won't be happy about it i could put money in my bank account to cash a bit but that won't happen until the morning understand me bro if your daughter is sick then i can meet you if you can't do it it's fine thanks for your kindness you don't need it then if you don't want my help then i'm going to bed that's messed up that you won't let me help if you can't help me then god's going to lead me through that's life yeah you can go to bed i don't think this is a choosing beggar so much as an obvious scammer who's reading from a script that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content then check out my patreon where i publish episodes that were banned from youtube also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 8sec (968 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020