r/Choosingbeggars Need A Babysitter! Paying $0.25/hour 🙏

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where free is way too expensive babysitter needed for a hundred dollars looking for a babysitter to come to my two-bedroom condo from 6 30 a.m to 6 p.m location just off the dvp on eglinton two girls six and two years old both well-behaved and polite must provide food vegan organic food only must be smoke free must submit criminal background check you will pay five dollars upon clean record don't ask me to pay for the background check women only must work weekends with no notice price listed is weekly after six months if we're still conducting business wages we'll go up to 150 a week no you cannot sleep at my condo no you cannot have friends over no you cannot study or watch youtube or be on your phone while on duty so working 11 and a half hours a day for seven days a week comes out to a little over one dollar an hour except you you also have to subtract the cost of food and i googled how much it cost to feed a six-year-old and a two-year-old each week and according to the internet a low-cost plan costs about 70 bucks so the new math comes out to about 30 cents an hour for a 12-hour day including weekends selling an iphone 8 plus for 750 hi would it be possible if i can trade my iphone 7 plus 64 gigabyte with this it's less than a year old and no scratches i was hoping i can get a phone for my mom for her birthday that's next week she's also in the hospital so she would be so happy to get one but we come from a low income family so i can't buy her one but i was really hoping if you could do a trade no i won't trade my iphone 8 plus for your iphone 7. but hey i have an iphone 6 that's in mint condition that's just a year old do you want to trade with that i'm sorry but my iphone has more value than the six i'm sorry but my iphone has more value than the seven this next post comes from an instagram influencer who's begging for what is essentially free slave labor i'm looking for someone to travel with me for two to three months and work with me and accompany me on my projects dm me qualifications be nice have a sense of humor like me be able to work professionally with a camera like traveling be open to new cultures have a good time 24 7. preferably photographer slash cameraman please only message me if you can take photos professionally cons need professional equipment at hand need to pay for traveling expenses yourself pros you earn a lot of experience and exposure to 300 000 followers i've been working at my uncle's food truck for a couple of years now and this is a pretty common occurrence which i just hate my uncle gives veterans 50 off their food because my grandpa which is his dad was a vietnam war veteran in the marines before he passed he would never get any benefits from businesses in new york compared to down south where they treat veterans like gods i never thought much of it it's just something nice he likes to do for veterans the thing is my uncle isn't living a lavish life he's your average paycheck to paycheck american and my dad and i always tell him that he should bring the discount down to 20 because he's losing money every time he gives a veteran 50 off he never budges so i'm taking this guy's order and he tells me he needs to pull up a note on his phone because he's picking up food for his whole family he orders a hundred and twenty dollars worth of food and i put the order in so my uncle can start making it when i tell him how much it is he tells me that he's a veteran and would like the 50 discount so then i asked him which sandwich was his so i could give him half price for it and i could tell right away that i was about to get yelled at he started going off about how he fought for this country and we were false advertising when we say veterans get 50 off their food how he deserves a discount etc etc we tried to tell him that the discount was a gesture to be kind to veterans not to feed their families for free eventually we just gave him 30 bucks off which was three times the price of the sandwich he got and he left angry i just think it's really upsetting that people will take advantage of a discount that's meant to be a kind gesture when we're already not profiting from giving them 50 off if this keeps happening then the discount is gonna have to go down and it's gonna ruin it for everyone for free extendable dining table and eight chairs only six shown pick up from yara glenn and no i won't deliver it for you because i'm already doing you a favor by giving it to you for free i won't hold it to you for three weeks because uncle berry's youth is in for repairs and you have no way of getting it home it's heavy so don't ask me to get my neighbors to load it for you i'm happy to help you load it don't ask me for straps or rope to tie it in knowing you'll need to do so before you leave home if you say you're coming to get it it's yours and i'll wait a reasonable amount of time until you do if you don't let me know you can't pick it up you'll be added to the serial pest register for wasting our time and taking it away from others yes you're right i'm overall the drama of giving things away on facebook and for once would like to just have it all go smoothly the marks on top of the table i think are heat marks remember it's for free then down in the comments we have this toy from the blurry berry i once posted a mattress on craigslist for free i took so many photos of it from all different angles it was in really good condition well this guy wanted it and came to pick it up only to decide he didn't want it and i should pay for his gas he got so angry when i refused and demanded either pay for his gas or his time scared the bejesus out of me in search of vehicle for two thousand four hundred dollars my max price is twenty four hundred i'm looking for an all black vehicle i have a family of four so a car will not do i'm looking for a jeep sub etc cash in hand must have clean title must run and drive i am not paying for a sucky car i will sue if you state the car has no issues and i get it and a month later it's a broke down garbage can i'll take you to small claim court it took a long time to save this money i don't want trash i want a working vehicle i can drive to six flags and cedar point if you're not selling a car keep your two cents to yourself thanks if not i'll turn off comments and have the sellers privately pm me and then someone replies best take yourself to a used car lot no one in the right mind is going to do business with someone that says they'll sue you after they drive the car a month can you make me a pixel art like this one sorry it's actually from a game that was discounted two years ago but i'm good at pixel art and i can make it for you either way oh can you make it so it looks exactly like me yeah you're a girl right yeah haha just asking no problem anyway so you wanna draw me for my dick pictures i am not going to open that okay okay you can open whenever you want to anyways draw me don't ignore me i'll pay you five dollars okay okay i'm sorry please okay [ __ ] draw me in that style five dollars take it or leave it or i will screw you what the f is wrong with you first of all i would normally charge 25 to 35 dollars for that second f off before i send a screenshot of this conversation and you're dong to all the people you follow haha they will like my dong don't worry now draw me [ __ ] i'm not paying you any more b word yeah i'll draw you haha you opened my dick pic you like it babe jk and then op sends him like a little i guess microsoft paint drawing of a terrible looking dong with sting lines coming off of it here's your stinky peepee f off now blocking you and your nasty ugly dong bye i'd love to hear this guy's rationale for calling her a [ __ ] well she gets pictures of dongs from random guys in her inbox of course that makes her a [ __ ] hey my sister's birthday is coming up can you draw her for me please i'll send you her photograph then you draw her sorry if it's too much to ask hi i do commissions if you want something realistic i'll charge 45 for anime style i'll charge 35 i can draw your sister for sure is there a due date yes actually her birthday is tomorrow but you can finish by tomorrow evening so i can give her the drawing by 9 pm or something like that i tagged you on the photograph in my account but ignore me in the picture i'm on the left with a gray and white shirt she's on the right please draw something like that i'll take cartoon or realistic but i don't have any money can you draw for free for me please make an exception you want a free drawing i can't do that sorry you ignored me and i waited until 9 30 pm now and you have still not sent me the product this is a scam so be careful because i will report you to the police oh i'm so sorry one second i actually finished it i just forgot to send oh okay sorry if it sounded rude i only thought you were scamming me no problem here you go and then opie just sends her a completely blank image you're selfish you have talent so you should share it people dance on the street and if they're lucky they get tipped you're an artist not a scientist so don't act like you're entitled to money wow that really opened my eyes i'm so sorry for being selfish i'll draw your sister by tomorrow 9pm for sure i'm really sorry oh it's okay i'm sorry if i sounded rude can you actually finish by today in two hours because i'm going out so i can print it by then and give it to my sister tomorrow morning yes of course okay it's been four hours please send me the picture i'm still outside you ignored me i waited until 9 30 pm and then opie sends her a blank image again i think it's not loading because i don't really see anything can you send it again yeah sure and opie sends her again a completely blank image what is this you get what you pay for so how much do you want to bet that this choosing beggar told her sister that she did have a really good birthday present lined up but she got totally scammed by an evil scammer and she's the victim hey hon thanks for texting me back may i please have contact info for the tutor you're hiring for blank my daughter needs all the help she can get this year sure he's a really great family friend he was a high school algebra teacher but he just got a new job as an ap at a middle school in the same district here's his contact info things i'll give him a call question how much is he charging you i'm honestly not sure he's my ex-husband's best friend and i think my ex is covering the cost i've never hired a tutor before but i've also never done virtual school either i'm sure he's worth every cent because i can't do calculus to save my own life well i just talked to him and he said if we do twice a week with a couple of students on zoom he's charging 75 dollars hey that seems really expensive and b i would want him to come here and teach her in person he's working with blank twice a week on zoom i think that's pretty reasonable considering the circumstances i don't think he's willing to drive to your place to do in-person tutoring he lives in north blank maybe check on next door to see if anyone local is offering tutoring okay also he sounds gay is he gay yeah he's gay okay to be honest i'm not sure if i would feel comfortable with my daughter having a gay math tutor no offense i just want someone more focused on teaching math than other things you said he's an ap now wow also he shouldn't be charging so much not many parents will want a gay man teaching their kids or having influence over them i would think he charged less to try to get parents to actually hire him that's just my honest opinion i see where this conversation has gone so i'm gonna end it with this i wish your daughter the best of luck her junior year she's going to miss out on a lot this year already but she will also miss out on the best tutor and nicest person she'll probably ever know the tutor is a kind-hearted and extremely smart administrator with a passion for teaching and helping students achieve their goals he's like an uncle to my kids and a great friend to everyone who knows him he doesn't need the money but he deserves to be compensated for his time that he dedicates outside of his normal working hours to helping others succeed in addition to numerous volunteer hours for those unlike you or i who can't afford to help their kids so i'm not sure if your issue is mostly your budget or your blatant homophobia but again i wish your daughter all the luck is anyone giving away cheap airpods generation 2 with charger and original casing unsealed for under 10 preferably free or if not can anyone give me a free disney plus account oh they're for my daughter's 12th birthday i promised her them and if she doesn't get them she will cry thanks my boyfriend literally just got me some chocolates and a card for valentine's like when i say that i want chocolates what i really want is a ring or a necklace just because i say i want something doesn't mean i want it i'd like to see the boyfriend flip this around on her oh babe when i said that you don't need to get me anything what i really meant is i want you to suck my for three hours non-stop that was r slash choosing beggars and if you like this content then check out my patreon where i publish extra videos also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020