r/Askreddit What Made You Instantly Dump Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

welcome to our sloshed ass credit where we answer the question redditors who were dating someone that went from I think I want to marry this person to I think I need a restraining order what happened meat frappe responds she punched me in the face while I was sleeping apparently my phone had woken her when I received a text in the middle of the night from a girl asking if there was any chance I could come pick her up she assumed I was cheating and figured that the most efficient way of addressing her concerns was to just punch me in the face hard while I lay there sleeping the text was from a non Alabamian cousin who had some sort of semi emergency and needed to get picked up from a party then the appropriately named punch beard responds to that comments I had an ex who went out of town for a weekend and when she came back she came over to my apartment when I wasn't there and she found a bra that wasn't hers when I came home my place was completely trashed like thousands of dollars worth of damage and since I was in my early 20s this easily amounted to my entire life's work up to that point we're talking TV is stereo instruments Sega Genesis and SNES this was the mid 90s and clothes when I rightfully asked what the f she accused me of cheating and having another woman over during the weekend she was out of town I denied this and she presented her evidence and triumphantly waived the bra in my face she seemed to really enjoy her aha moment hey remember a couple of weeks ago when you told me you're going out of town for the weekend and that I should invite my kids sister to come over and take her out to that stupid underaged Club up the street yeah I did that and she left her bra here when she changed she called me about a yesterday you freaking psycho I've never seen an inflated sense of self deflate so quickly in real life like that and I came to a harsh realization when I kicked her crazy butt to the curb it's almost as hard explaining to your friends while you're breaking up with the super hot chick who is out of your league as it is explaining it to her like none of my buddies could accept that I didn't want to spend time with a crazy person who basically ruined my life in one two-hour fit of uncontrollable anger she literally destroyed everything I own except for a few dishes in the cupboard even my food was messed up my food yeah but she was so Fe hot and the worst part after we broke up I found how she was cheating on me with random dudes all the freaking time why does it always seem like the people who are most paranoid about cheating are themselves always cheaters our next reply is from MC etch-a-sketch I started dating this amazing girl but she was just getting out of an abusive marriage and I was her first female partner she started showing up at my work with flowers and coffee which was sweet but I had never told her where my office was then she started showing up at my house at all hours and we get upset when I needed to sleep I worked graveyard shift and then she wanted me to meet her daughters which I wasn't comfortable with because we were in the first stages of a relationship I decided to break it off she was too needy which was understandable coming from someone who had just left an abusive relationship and discovered their sexuality but I wasn't the person that could guide her she decided that I was just afraid of love and started leaving books of poetry on my porch and leaving long letters in my mailbox I finally had to call law enforcement after I came home to her in my bed she had taken a ladder to my second-story room window I lived with roommates and broken-in I found her naked in my bed covered in blood from cutting herself she proceeded to tell me that I was the only thing keeping her alive I cut off all contact but I truly hope she has gotten some help and is doing well she was a wonderful woman but so so broken Opie you're lucky that you're the one who found her in your bed if your roommate had discovered a naked blood-covered body in your bedroom then you probably would have spent a few nights in a jail cell our next reply is from all the J's started dating in high school had some ups and downs but at the time I just chalked it up to being immature my last two years of college really proved he just had serious issues when I moved out of state for good it's like a switch flipped and he got extremely possessive and controlling wanted all my friends numbers gave me a schedule of when we need to be in communication and if I missed any he was blowing my phone up with threats of suicide finally got the restraining order when he showed up to my friend's apartment looking for me threatening to call the police because I still had a pair of his shoes that I didn't even have our next reply is from hell in a handbasket I found out he was soliciting underage girls like a record scratch it was over edits whoa thank you all yes he was arrested and went to jail then a teeny Tina replies to her I am so sorry and I know your pain I wouldn't wish this on anyone my fiance was arrested for child Hemme videos it was over when I finally learned why homeland security in the County PD raided my house about three hours after they burst through my door I had to take our four-year-old daughter for a non consensual intercourse evaluation thankfully she wasn't abused his ex-girlfriend bailed him out of jail I worked with agents to record him confessing everything to me I will never forget that garbage I had to hear in response to some messed up questions they had me ask I learned he talked about our daughter online to other perverts and tried to by a very young girl's virginity from her mother he went to prison last month for 25 years on a plea bargain Oh 25 years he's getting off easy a guy that should be a way for life our next reply is from scream something we were spending a large amount of time together with me staying at his house several nights of the week he went mad one day because he said we weren't spending enough time together he pulled out a notepad and drew up a schedule outlining in excruciating detail each hour that I would spend with him throughout the week from then on I distinctly remember sitting there saying nothing and feeling like I was in the twilight zone things got significantly crazier from then on but this moment always sticks out in my mind by the way on a slightly more amusing but equally crazy note this guy also once wrote a book about me a full-scale novel headed lots of people asking about the novel we had broken up for a few weeks when he randomly emailed me a PDF the novel had a picture of me on the front cover it was a romance story about the entire lives of two people it was very clear that these characters were supposed to be us thinly disguised with different names it was a fictional imagining of what our lives would have been like together with entire chapters on our wedding and our passionate hugging life shudder it was so clear that this was an over-the-top attempt to get me back the book was clearly written in a great hurry and was full of mistakes he kept slipping pronouns totally forgetting that he was writing a third person novel and addressing me directly by saying things like you know I am your destiny Opie no one will ever make you feel the way I do I highly doubt he tried to get it published our next reply is from not Sophia we were in a long-distance relationship for over three years and eventually it started to fizzle she told me to move to the states and drop my college degree my family and my animals to live as an illegal immigrants and I could just do whatever odd jobs I could just to be with her I told her I needed to wait she'd get very upset every time I went out with friends and would bombard my Facebook wall with random stuff and send me private messages with passive-aggressive insults and threats of suicide I broke it off with her and moved on but she kept messaging me asking to be friends I tried but she'd randomly blow up at me insulting me for ruining her life by making her think she could be loved I told her she did deserve love and she'd get even more upset we couldn't talk at all last year she messaged me yet again we broke up in 2013 telling me that I had a legal obligation to marry her since I said I would five years ago and therefore she expected me to just fly up there and fulfill my obligation to her had to block her our next reply is from long in order I was young and dumb and thought I was in love and ignored many red flags as he got more comfortable around me he let his crazy out someone stole his cell phone and he asked me to purchase a shotgun form so he could go shoot the person who did it it took me another year and a half to leave I did try breaking up with him but he told me that if I ever tried to break up with him again he'd kill everyone I loved and then himself so I know what it was like to be alone that relationship ended in an order of protection against domestic violence he was nuts our next reply is from little red hoodlum I was dating a guy I really liked him he was smart funny and adventurous we were getting pretty serious he pretty much lived at my house one weekend I went home for my dad's birthday all my brothers were home I have five of them we ate drank and were merry one of my sister-in-law's took some pictures and posted them on Facebook with me tagged in them got back to my house Sunday evening and my boyfriend was coming over shortly to hang out and spend the night when he got there he was basically frothing at the mouth he shoved me and called me a [ __ ] started pushing me around ranting about how he had to see me whoring myself all over the Internet and hanging on a bunch of guys I told him they were my brothers but at that point I was done with him I told him to get the F out of my house he took that as an invitation to throw me up against the wall and try to force me to kiss him my roommate heard the commotion and came out of a room without bats then the [ __ ] made the only good decision he made that day and decided to leave kicked in a pantry door and wrecked some drywall on his way out though I threw all his stuff in a dumpster he ended up stalking me for years showing up drunk at places I'd moved to after we dated calling after I changed my number even texted me on the week of my wedding to ask me to reconsider marrying him instead yeah you crazy loser I want to dump the love of my life for a crazy stalker uh hello yes it's me your stalker will you marry me instead of the guy you're in love with please our next reply is from carbon sequestration the worst version I have of this was a guy that I had been dating who rammed my truck with a moving van repeatedly had an immigration checkpoint in New Mexico well after dark he thought it was funny he'd been behaving badly but I just thought it was the stress of the move the aggravated assault by u-haul is when I decided to break up with him he stalked me for years after that harassing me at work which led to me getting fired I switched from law firms to legal software and that seemed to make it harder to find me his stalking ended in blowing up a brick-and-mortar mailbox with plastic explosives I think he laid low after that because the FBI was looking for him he eventually moved back to California years later an ex-girlfriend of his contacted me about seven years later when she was settling his estate she wanted to make sure there weren't any children then someone asked did he die and opie responds he apparently died of a first heart attack at home sometime in his early 40s our next reply is from fortified ferret we met online we both had video games in common headed off fast forward two years and we get engaged all was well until he started getting abusive towards me and our pets I felt stuck because I couldn't afford to live on my own then he went on a business trip and I found child hem videos on a hidden flash drive turned it in and he got arrested turns out he was also hiring prostitutes and stuff he's in prison and it's illegal for him to contact me Opie you didn't just dodged a bullet on that one you dodged a nuclear missile our next replies from depeche ik I started dating not long after a previous relationship at first everything was amazing and I did everything for this girl for my 21st birthday we went to Alton Towers with two of my friends one boy and one girl we stayed over at the hotel we were in the same room having a drink and a laugh when suddenly my girlfriend storms out of the room for no reason rightly so I follow her back to our room to ask what's up before I even finish my sentence she punches me square in the face gets me to the floor and kicks me about five or six times I ask why and it's because I'm apparently always looking at your female friend anyway in the morning we set off home and I assume all as well we drop my friends off and as I pull up to our house she puts her feet on my windscreen and kicks it three or four times cracking it not sure why I stayed with her for a month after this as she scratched my face repeatedly when I accepted an old school friend on Facebook Opie I don't really know how to say this without it coming off as being kind of victim blaming me but how do you go from having your girlfriend punch you in the face and kicking you to your literal next sentence is anyway in the morning we set up home and I assume all as well that was our sloshed ass credit and I'd like to end this video with an ask a YouTube question dear YouTube why have you not like my video yet

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Length: 15min 26sec (926 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 23 2019