r/Choosingbeggars This Idiot Expect Me To Pay His Rent For 1 Year

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where a guy expects op to pay his rent for an entire year on this next post a bride sends this to the photographer she hired to photo her wedding day looking over my wedding day five hours will not be enough to cover the entire pictures that i'd want we unfortunately cannot stretch our budget for photographs anymore my husband and i wanted to ask if you guys would be willing to stay an additional three hours for full coverage the day of hi you said you had your nintendo switch for sale huh blank said you were selling it oh no it's not for sale when will it be for sale huh i'm not selling it why not you're a grown up come on those switches are made for kids i'm sorry i said they're made for kids don't you have any hobbies or something i'll give you 350 dollars for it and that's it my little brother wants one sell it to me or i'll call the police good luck with that have a good day on this next post op is selling a gecko i've researched so much will you take 25 for everything i'll get it asap uh no thank you i'll take 45 dollars for everything if you can answer some questions about taking care of the animal i can but i'm not interested anymore well okay thanks i hate rude people watch your effing mouth next time and maybe you won't lose a sale because i would have paid full price [ __ ] learn manners man saying that he would pay full price is such a weak argument if you were willing to pay full price then why didn't you on this next post op is selling something and a choosing becker tries to haggle down on the price but opie says no thanks but it's not worth 80 dollars look we all need money fair enough but it's worth less i googled it buy one from google then with the added tax now applied no thanks look i don't even have a tv can't we compromise i can do 70 bucks and that's with delivery 65 i can do 65 if you come and collect it i can't i have a package coming where are you i'm on the road between blank and blank that's not even in blank can't you just drive to me for 65 it's really not that far driving well if it's not that far then come and collect it i'm reporting you on facebook for trying to scam people with your garbage laptop it is not worth the price you set go get an effing job my babysitter is going back to her normal job on the first so i'll be needing a sitter to come to my house and babysit from 10 p.m to 9 a.m 6 to 7 days a week 25 a day is my pay you have access to my netflix hulu disney plus and some cable you'll need to start my toddler honor head start class until i get home serious inquiries only i have a 4 month old and a 3 year old this lady is paying 25 bucks a day for overnight babysitting so as near as i can gather what this lady is actually saying is she's looking for a homeless person who wants to sleep with her kids for two dollars an hour lady are you sure about that hi is this blank yes how can i help you yeah so i saw your ad for the playstation 2 and i was wondering if you would lower the price a bit since the warranty is void the price is 70 bucks with more than 100 games two controllers and two memory cards i can drop it to 65 bucks but no lower than that it's a bit much since the warranty is void i'll give you 15 if you ship it tomorrow and i think that's fair dude do you realize that this is a playstation 2 it's like 15 years old and in near perfect condition for its age so i'll drop it to 60 bucks and that's it oh so it's old af and you're asking 60 bucks be realistic it's not worth that man i'll give you ten dollars and i'm being generous no thanks if you want a new one go to the store otherwise quit wasting my time and yours please man f you dude you broke loser can't afford the new one that's why you mad lol take the ten dollars in sdfu man i gotta say 60 bucks for 100 playstation 2 games is an absolute steal even without the added ps2 controllers and memory cards with backwards compatibility and less than one buck per game most playstation 5 owners would jump at that deal on this next post op is selling a 300 bed frame for only 200 i'll pay 50 for the bid frame i bet you would lmao if you can't sell it for that heinous price you know where to find me so somewhere with your mattress on the floor i'm sure that was effing rude i live in a house butthole i'm just always looking for a good bargain man what always gets me about these choosing beggars is the complete lack of self-awareness this choosing beggar comes in really strong undercutting the price laughing at the prize and calling it heinous then when opie replies with a snarky joke they get upset and say that was effing rude that's what i just don't get like you were rude first do these people genuinely not understand that good afternoon is this still available yes they are just to confirm these are not wireless but plug in by a lightning connector okay can you donate them and drop them off in a city where i live 30 minutes away i get that the funny thing about this post is the choosing beggar's entitlement but i can't stop thinking about butt plug with a lightning connector that sounds dangerous i keep i keep imagining someone plugging that in their butt then it gets hit by lightning and they light up like a light bulb our next reddit post is from rando boomer this is a story about my sister-in-law and her useless boyfriend my sister-in-law is my wife's sister and is a terrific person her useless boyfriend is decidedly not in regards to our slash choosing beggar's content he's the gift that keeps on giving like chlamydia in april of 2020 having lost their jobs due to kova they moved in with us rent-free until they got back on their feet we're happy to have my sister-in-law she's been absolutely terrific pitching in around the house spending time with the family and being my wife's best friend this is decidedly not true of the useless boyfriend he locks himself in the room playing video games all day long he complains about the food only recently agreed to chip in for higher speed internet which he kept demanding that we pay for and otherwise makes it clear how much of an imposition it is for him to live at our home rent-free my sister-in-law was finally able to get a full-time job last month their finances are still a mess but things are improving and she said they'd move out in the spring honestly we're all going to miss her as for her useless boyfriend the best thing i can say is i don't care if the door hits him on the way out or not just so long as he's on the other side of it our oldest son is 23 and moved about 30 minutes away back in the fall of 2019 so we could be close to his work thankfully he's remained employed full time despite kovit in the fall of 2020 he renewed his lease for one year for a nice but small studio apartment a really fantastic job opportunity arose for our son he's moving much further away which is sad but it's a great opportunity and we're happy for him the largest problem for him is his lease which still has 10 months to go he spoke to his landlord who's a good guy the landlord said that normally he'd be willing to let our son out of the lease but with kovid he has several tenants who haven't paid rent for a while and he can't afford another apartment that's generating no income the landlord agreed that he would let our son out of the lease the moment he could rent the apartment to someone else but the market has been really slow and he didn't know how long that would take i don't blame the landlord a bit he was being fair looking to exit the lease sooner our son suggested that my sister-in-law and her useless boyfriend move in he would move out february 1st but pay for february and march then they would pick up the rent in april this would give them two more months to get their finances in order and my son would only be out of two months rent and as an added bonus is closer to my sister-in-law's job and would cut 10 minutes off her daily commute everyone's happy right everyone except for useless boyfriend that is looking at the apartment he complained that it was too small he complained that they'd have to pay for food and utilities you know those things he enjoys for free because my wife and i are paying for them now he complained that he'd have to set up his computer in the living room instead of the bedroom then he dropped this little nuggets the useless boyfriend said to my son with utilities it's gonna be even higher you should pay all of our rent we're doing you a favor my son assumed that he'd misheard him and restated his offer he was gonna pay rent for february and march and they'd assume payments in april nope not good enough to useless boyfriend's way of thinking our son should pay their rent for the remainder of the lease that's all 10 months and let them live there rent free my sister-in-law was mortified at her boyfriend for trying to take advantage of our son her nephew in that way after months and months of listening to him complained about his suffering while others paid for everything she finally had enough she said boyfriend i like this place so i'm moving in but you're not when we get home you're packing your stuff and i'm driving you to your mother's no more free rides we're done our son called with a happy news while they drove home instead of 30 minutes they took an hour to get home and we were a little concerned we called and she confirmed that everything was okay so we assembled the moving boxes form so we could start packing right away why postpone the party he walked in the door to find everything he needed to pack up apparently on their ride back useless boyfriend was whining and complaining about their breakup they stopped to talk for a bit at which point he said something my sister-in-law won't say what and it creeped her out she asked me to drive him to his mother's which i was more than happy to do we drove the hour-long trip to his mother's place without speaking i helped him carry his stuff to the porch then out of politeness i extended my hand to him and wished him luck he stared at me and didn't say a word there was no thanks for letting me live with you for free for almost a year or tell my girlfriend that i'm sorry he just stared like the petulant child that he is my sister-in-law is doing really well we're going to miss her moving away and especially our son moving quite a distance away but useless boyfriend we'll miss him about as much as we will last week's recycling at least the recycling can be turned into something useful my sister-in-law has put useless boyfriend in the rearview mirror her ex-boyfriend did call her to apologize and try to make things better i didn't hear the conversation but he apparently said all the wrong things because she was only madder by the time she hung up on him he hasn't called or texted her since well i think it's fitting that opie drove the useless boyfriend to his mother's place because by the sound of things that's what he wants he doesn't need a girlfriend he needs a mommy to pay for all of his things selling the legend of zelda link's awakening for 40 dollars hi is this still available can you do 30 dollars please yeah it's available i can do 35 but it's pickup only friend this is for a child from venezuela who asked me to buy it please make it 30 it's not for me it's for a child it's a noble favor for a child who's been saving time to buy games for his nintendo please sorry buddy but 35 bucks is more than fair considering what comparable items are going for where it's going or who it's going to doesn't involve me you don't have to say that you have to have empathy in life good deeds are returned to you anyway i'll give the child your best offer and let you know if i can buy it i haven't said anything out of line and honestly at this point i don't think i want to meet up with you for an exchange best of luck to you and your friend you're a rat with good manners and a zelda game as well don't forget that i don't even ignore people like you have a great day bud i have a game to play down in the comments ditch digger girl says exactly what i was thinking since you're a better person than me you should contribute the extra five dollars so the child can have it it's selfish to ask strangers to donate to your friends so you don't have to yeah exactly if this guy thinks that good deeds come back to you then why doesn't he pay an extra five dollars so that that good deed will come back to him and even more than that who honestly believes there's actually a kid in venezuela i went to the ups website to see how much it cost to ship a one pound box from america to venezuela and it comes out to 152 bucks so something tells me this kid is not buying the zelda game is the price negotiable sorry i'm firm on the price come on man the last one i looked at was open i shined a uv light on it and there were crusty splash marks of organic nature all over the controller in the front of the console sorry i already have a potential buyer at my price anyways it is used i'm not saying it isn't though maybe it has a total of around 10 hours on it good luck you fratch a little snowflake my dad says only poofs use xbox one anyway i guess i'll look for a ps5 i get it life is confusing when you're 12 years old right no insult hits quite as hard as those that begin with my dad says this kid has probably been called a fragile little snowflake before probably by his own pops on this next post op edits videos for a big youtuber and he gets this message hey would you be able to edit some of my videos for the appropriate amount um amount of what sorry amount of money i only do paid work yep well how much can you do it for 25 bucks per video i mean like a short 5 minute video and just trimming crops no special effects 10 bucks for how many per video of course lmfao forget it who the heck would do that ten dollars per video for a three minute job and that's the lowest you can go huh if you have an issue with your keyboard that's fine yeah i'm busy and i have other gigs good luck working with your scammer that's probably how you get funds to pay you lowell thanks for the karma you're welcome so as a youtuber myself i can offer some context here for a typical 10 minute youtube video it's very reasonable to expect that video will cost more than a hundred dollars to edit you might be able to go lower if you find workers overseas or if the video has very very simple edits but yeah 25 bucks for a video is a crazy deal that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 01 2021