r/Choosingbeggars My Mommy Has Cancer So GIVE ME YOUR STUFF!

welcome to our slice choosing Biggers where a buyer tries to get thee but my mom has cancer discount and before we get into today's video I just want to remind everyone that I have a podcast where I published my youtube videos in podcast form so if you want to check it out and give my podcast a 5 star rating you can find the link down in the description blank has an opening in her group and I might just join hers because she has a really good idea we're halfway through the group project you've done nothing and you're thinking of switching groups Wow I want a good grade so and then about a day later choosing begger sends this WTF what the f did you unshare the document and delete my name yes and because you won never did your project - didn't present the f I wanted to see which group I get a better grade in f you on this next post a choosing bigger wants a free plane ticket and gets offered a bus ride ticket instead that's the Greyhound you're out of your mind no I'm flying not taking a greyhound into Tampa with weird people that's for poor people and flying is faster newsflash dude if you're begging for plane tickets then that probably makes you a poor person hey this is Kiara I'm friends with Brad he told me you have a cheap car for sale good evening yes I'm selling my 2006 Honda Civic it's my third vehicle and I don't have much use for it anymore didn't you mention price no he just said it was cheap how much I'm asking for three thousand bucks it only has a hundred thousand miles on it and it's pretty clean only has a scuff on the rear bumper from someone tapping at while they were trying to parallel park and of course some miscellaneous door dings scratches etc brand new tires and brake pads too though I'm sorry low it means laugh out loud I think it's funny you went $3,000 I could buy a BMW for that right well I can tell you with 100% certainty that the $3,000 BMW will not be nearly as are cost-effective as my civic but fair enough good luck with your search for a car what color is it huh what color is the car it's White's Lona I hate whites so just don't buy my car then lo I won't good luck selling your piece of garbage Honda buddy tell Brad to call me when he has a minute and go F yourself I can't understand why this woman is so aggressive when she doesn't want to buy it if we like going into a fast food place and they're like alright ma'am would you like fries with that fries raffle yeah right by the way raffle means rolling on the floor laughing because that's such a stupid suggestion good luck selling your ugly fries no one's gonna wanna buy them ma'am this is a Wendy's so for context on this next post it looks like Opie had some sort of Christmas gift exchange with his co-workers and the spending limit for each gift was $50 hey thanks for the chocolates and the blanket I really appreciate it yeah no problem I actually have one of those blankets they're super comfortable I love it so I know this is kinda awkward but the spending limit was $50 and I looked online and it seems that the blanket and chocolates only add up to about $30 do you think it's possible you could get me something else my kids have been spending me up the wazoo yeah no problem I could just give you 20 bucks if you'd like that way you could get yourself and your kids something nice for the holidays you think it's possible you could get me this my kids would love it thanks a 120 dollar tablet I think that's a bit over the 50 dollar spending limit ha ha I know it's just that my kids have been spending me up the wazoo and it would make their day if mommy gave them something nice like this things i appreciate it and i don't mean to be abrasive or anything but you're an engineer so you make quite a bit more than i do hello i'd also just take 120 dollars cash if that makes it easier on you the spending limit was 50 bucks so I'd be more than happy to give you 20 bucks or something worth 20 bucks I understand you have kids but I also have things I need to pay for and unfortunately a hundred twenty bucks for a co-worker is a bit out of my budget you're kidding me right you don't even have kids what else would you spend your money on now you're gonna ignore me real nice of you during the holidays I honestly don't know how you live with yourself disgusting fine I'll take $20 cash please Lowell forget it thanks for the karma what I really liked the comment from no meaning to this engineer and no kids just deposit all your paychecks directly into my account Thanks Merry Christmas I need an effing ride does no one in this world help anymore I mean dang where's the southern hospitality anymore oh yeah that's right there is none anymore I forgot I was raised old school and it's hard to find good help anymore not to mention I'm offering good gas money and still can't get no help you know the world's coming to an F tub and you can't even pay somebody to give a ride up for anything fat what's this world coming to for real for real and then the reply down below says it's a pandemic lockdown right now and you're complaining like this on Facebook about someone not giving you a ride this next one is posted on a tinder profile bad girls and black girls to the back of the line if your belly jiggles when you walk you're disgusting and nobody wants a fat lazy overweight out-of-shape Hershey feds sweathog next to them in the bed if your mouth is gross by if you don't have a job or you're a child and play video games all the time see if you have kids that's a no-go if you're a giant and/or built like a man get effed real women only 510 and Jim and I down in the comments Laura rah rah rah says it best fat girls and black girls to the back of the line as if there aligned to begin with shaking my head selling Microsoft Surface pro for 600 bucks is it still available yes it's still available will you take a hundred and fifty I'm sorry I can't go that low this surface was already 1700 when I bought it a hundred fifty bucks would be a steal go find another seller that's gonna fall for your scams come on bro my friend is selling his to me for a hundred and fifty so why don't you go buy his because his is older and only has four gigabytes of RAM you're not gonna get mine for 150 bucks sorry bud bro my mom has cancer this is a gift for her be nice bro hello yea sorry please stop wasting my time f you jerk my mom is gonna die because of you lmao I love this contribution from Riggs boson down in the comments son did you get me the fifth generation Microsoft Surface pro forgive me mother I failed you goodbye son on this next post Oh P is giving away a TV and TV stand for free and this choosing beggar asked him to deliver it to her and Oh P responds not for free so I'm not entitled to a free TV because I don't drive shaking my head and I gotta be charged delivery for something that's free shaking my head ever since Trump got in the White House you people been confused I'm not driving an hour one way to give you something for free it ain't my fault you can't epping drive you effing loser I'll throw it out before I deliver it for free why on earth is this woman blaming Trump because she's lazy then down in the comments we have this story from Hogan forged finally one of these with an appropriate response I'd rather throw it out too I had this happen sort of with a garage sale a box of old books for five bucks a guy offered me $1 he was such a prick about it I just said forget it and didn't counteroffer he says to me don't worry I'll come back at the end these will still be here they were by then but I hated the butthole so much I threw them in my car and donated them the following day man it felt good to tell the guy he wasted even more of his time coming back when I get big for streaming or YouTube I personally want to help artists with commissions give them big tips and tell them to keep going their art is amazing helping other people makes me feel good then if you click on this person's Twitter profile look at a conversation they had with an actual artist you'll see this using beggar as full of it an artist said the may comic market has been cancelled I've lost some of my important sources of income however if you buy a copy of my manga it'll support me so please read the English translation of this manga please will it ever be online for free or will I have to go back to pirating it free does not mean support for me piracy it is well kiddo if you're planning on becoming a professional youtuber let me give you this piece of advice if you get famous comments like this will come back to haunt you so it's better to act like a decent human being now and not regret it later a friend told me about a seamstress and sewing face masks for free for her community with donated fabric and the men are angrily refusing to wear floral patterns during a pandemic honestly what's more important to protect here your masculinity or your immune system can any of you worthless cooks actually give me decent advice or know I need a job that pays over seventeen dollars with no or an easily fake able drug test stop telling me to go to Amazon I don't care they're paying 19 bucks I refuse to suck bezos's dick for any amount of money cry about it also no bestest or elwood staffing either do you imbeciles realize that easily passable doesn't mean an effing piss test and I'm not strapping a condom full of fake piss to my balls either me and Tyrone need those for your wife tonight lmao yeah nothing makes me want to help out someone quite like give me a job you loser and then I'm gonna bang your wife I was approached at the dollar store to help someone by these three things for her kids yeah that hair dye is necessary so I say fine then at the register she added in a soda snack and nail polish yeah lady no I'm not getting your snacks and junk - then down in the comments people post similar dollar store encounters I drink liquids ads my first time in the dollar store this woman was in front of me in line but she kept walking away to go look at stuff while we waited I didn't really care until she saw she was next and she took her stuff and walked away so me and the cashier assumed she wasn't ready I moved up and proceeded to checkout well the woman came back and was so angry that I didn't save her spot the cashier was like you left your spot so then as I was getting my change the woman was like oh I see how it is can I hit leave to have that change you're getting and I was just like low no then we have another story from used onion I used to work at a Dollar Tree we had one customer who everyone hated she'd come in fill a cart full over at least an hour sometimes longer while constantly coming up to the register is wanting us to personally help her shop for things and when she finally came to check out she put literally half of the stuff back and buy back I mean laid it to the side for us to put back for her anyway she walked to the store so she spent her entire trip trying to rope people into giving her a ride home a ride home with like a hundred dollars worth of $1.00 junk if they agreed at the beginning of her trip then they had to wait around for her for an hour to finish up and she just tells them oh I just need to grab a few more things absolutely zero shame half the time she wouldn't have enough money and wouldn't ask people for help it's never even necessities like food it's always things like sucky Julianne Michaels workout DVDs from like a decade ago or crossword puzzles it was so infuriating during Christmas she'd hijack a register area just she uses a table to sort things like she'd come up with all our stuff put it on the register and scream like a banshee if you touched it because she wasn't ready to check out she just wanted to know where she stood for gifts and then she'd leave to go back shopping with like 20 things left that she decided she didn't want that we had to clean up before we got an actual customer I never got to the point of telling off a customer in my years of retail but man she's the closest I've gotten I've snapped at her and she's called me mean before though so for this next one the choosing beggar post this review don't order from blank jerky ripped me off 60 bucks and won't send jerky bad person in the community then the jerky company posts this conversation will I get a tracking number for my jerky package or is it just like a wait-and-see type of thing Lowell hey there the reason you haven't received your tracking number is the postal service's kicked your package back to us for an incorrect address the address we have is blank the Postal Service says we need a unit number unit number 205 when we get it back in reship you'll get a tracking number okay including a bonus you didn't include your apartment number when you submitted your order we will now have to pay for shipping a second time meaning we'll be losing money on your entire order well it didn't have an apartment number when I ordered so that's why I went over my order and it never asks so get it right 60 bucks worth of beef jerky I literally ordered 60 bucks worth of beer tonight and they still found my place your orders been cancelled and a full refund has been issued it'll appear in your account in five to ten business days work I'll probably never order from you again I expect a full $65 refund and I'm going to post this on the jerky web site group so no one orders from you again so after the company posted the screenshot the community absolutely blasted this choosing beggar and he eventually deleted this post and then the company posted an update where this choosing beggar apparently sent this email send me my jerky or app and send me my dang refund it's not that hard to be F and honest and if you block me I'll go to the cops I already have your email and Facebook that was our sloshed using beggars and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 28 2020