r/Askreddit When Have You Seen the World Hit a Spoiled Rich Kid?

dear r /s credit what's the best moment you've seen where the real world hit a spoiled rich kid our first replies from pick and chooses I grew up with rich kids and still keep in touch with a few of them one guy's father owned the most prestigious law firm in town he said his life changed the moment he called his father from jail the second time it happened his father said well sorry to hear you got arrested good luck then hung up he said getting locked back into his cell was the singular moment that completely turned his life around and then donkey Rocca replies with another story of tough love my grandfather was the same way as an attorney / father a favorite family story is when my uncle called him from a police station on a Friday night he was in high school at the time and got caught drinking my grandfather answered the phone and simply asked what you do and my uncle responds nothing great tell them to let you go he hangs up the phone and goes back to sleep both my uncle and the police were stunned but it being the weekend my uncle ended up getting transferred to the county jail until Monday morning the police from the jail called my grandfather on Monday morning and said you've got to pick the poor cat up his time in jail wasn't particularly traumatic but it taught him a pretty valuable lesson and how principled my grandfather was had he been honest and just admitted what he did he wouldn't have been in that situation the user geo one two three sums these stories up quite nicely call me once shame on you call me twice new phone who dis our next reply is from Jonah vs. the whale I knew this rich kid from high school that went off to college and partied every single night his parents found out that he was basically failing all of his classes so they secretly drove up early one Saturday morning with the spare set of keys to the car they'd bought him and just drove off with a car our next reply is from the one you trust a somewhat distant relative spent all of his university years and 20s partying hard with the hundred to one hundred and twenty thousand dollar allowance his rich company owning father gave him each year he travelled the world each year going to Bali Thailand your every year's Oktoberfest just rampaging at 32 or so he decided to settle in an upscale ski resort area of the US and opened a business with his hot gold digger fiance when he went to transfer his money to his US bank account he noticed it only came to a few thousand dollars he angrily asked the bank worker why she hadn't transferred the entire amount only to be told that that was the entire amount his father had cut him off without saying anything and he just hadn't noticed absolute flatline all right so one of my personal interests is personal finance and investing and trying to make the most out of your money so I want to tell you just how stupid this guy is I did the math and if we assume that his father sent him a hundred to one hundred and twenty thousand dollars between the age of eighteen to the age of thirty two then his father sent him 1.5 million dollars over fourteen years if he had just invested that money then the average growth rate is like seven percent so conservatively he would have gotten two million dollars invested and then there's this thing called a safe withdrawal rate which is basically a safe amount of money you can withdraw from your investments without actually reducing the amount of money you own because your investment naturally grows a little bit every year so it goes up so you can safely withdraw the same amount and a 3% safe withdrawal rate means this guy could have made $60,000 a year on interest doing nothing meaning literally his investment would just gain $60,000 for free every year and he could just take it out and live on it for the rest of his life but instead he blew it on pointless vacations our next replies from it's fish and fair warning this story involves not consensual intercourse a rich guy in our college dorm thought he was untouchable because his dad was some NFL player from the 90s who hadn't blown all his money yet he would get freshmen girls blackout drunk and then film themselves having intercourse with them and then show all his buddies the next day or so well one buddy wasn't as close as he thought and went to the RA who then went to campus police and then real police it was a fun night watch the parking lot fill up with the bored cops on duty that night and haul his butt out of the dorms while they win and gathered his evidence then someone asked Opie what happened to the guy and Opie clarified that he never saw him again after that so who knows maybe jail our next reply aresome skeleton a classmate in college failed his course partied for a year with daddy's money never studied ever thing is inheriting his father's construction company - Cory's a fleet of trucks and equipment depended on him Manning up and passing the classes all he had to do was learn the basics of mechanical diagnostic and repair and be set for life Opie went on to clarify this guy failed one course which consisted of four to five classes try to imagine giving up a multi-million dollar business because you're too stupid to not pass four classes our next replies from back to Bach the administration and faculty at a university refused a substantial offer of endowment money from a couple that one of their son enrolled as an art major their son couldn't meet the minimum scholastic entrance requirements and he had little aptitude for arts still with their millions he thought money would buy his way to an easy degree as an art major he was dumbfounded to receive a notice of non admittance our next replies from MP tinny I had a roommate my freshman year of college that came from an incredibly rich oil family from the Middle East I remember him having the hardest time adjusting to not having someone else prepare food for him I remember waking up one morning and going to the kitchen and seeing him try to eat eggs and toast he had just prepared himself he asked me how I normally prepare fried eggs because his tasted really crunchy turns out he just cracked the egg hole into the pan and prepared it shell and all I couldn't stop laughing but felt really bad for the dude what on earth does this guy not know he also has to peel the banana before eating it our next replies from beefy bureaucrat I knew a guy in high school who bragged that he didn't have to pay attention in school because get this his grandfather was a vice president of the corporation that supplied the cardboard for cereal boxes for General Mills real gravy train you know last I checked since he deleted Facebook he was still working at Best Buy five years after high school the same job he had in high school that might be the weirdest rich person flex I've ever heard probably because it's not even a rich person flex our next reply from suspect 309 my best moment was when I got hired by a pair of Woodside California parents to transition their horrible 18 year old into the realities of real life something that evaded both of them my first action was to take away his platinum limitless credit cards he threw a tantrum that lasted several days where am I going to get money get a job my parents will fire you they didn't when he realized that boundaries and budgets had been set in stone and that he not only had to pay the bills the rent but taxes too he hit it straight to college to wait out the next four years he's still a little jerk but at least he has a job in education now today I learned people actually get a job teaching rich kids what it's like to be normal imagine being so rich that you have to hire someone who isn't rich who actually knows how the world really works to teach your kid not how to be a complete douchebag our next reply is from Pete's key one of my college roommates told his parents a trip we were planning that they were paying for was $400 more expensive than it was so he could buy a really nice bong in addition they basically paid for everything he wanted he had their credit card and ordered food on it at least once daily he also would make $50 purchase off the card pretty regularly long story short they found out he lied about the cost of the trip for whatever reason they still paid and let him go but after the trip he couldn't use their card anymore this dude acted like he lived the hardest life of all time afterwards but eventually sucked it up he actually acts way less entitled ow it ended up having a last positive effect for him even though he wouldn't admit it our next reply assumes our sister no joke here back in high school the 90s this kid got a brand-new Chevy Camaro I had this old 80s Pontiac Phoenix it had the straight six it was by far not a racing car but this tool was just looking to brag at what he got compared to the busted cars we got about two days later while we were waiting at a stoplight this idiot tries to race us as I'm in my car and pull up with my friends he starts by revving it really loud and tries to do a burnout mind you the light was red and the roads were not wet so he managed to get a tiny burnout going some smoke and whatnot when his tires did catch traction he went barreling into the intersection and smashed the car of the wife of the one of the very few cops in my small city needless to say that didn't work out for him very well this story went from do you know who my dad is - do you know who my husband is our next reply is from Jane from Vegas while working in a casino here in Las Vegas a herd of girls came to my window and one proceeded to tell me about her great birthday party itinerary that her dad had paid for for her 18th birthday with no adult in the party just a bunch of teenage girls out in Vegas where none of them could do anything because none of them were 21 I couldn't even check them into their reservation they start yelling and screaming at me I calmly call security and security tells them that they can either go and play in the arcade or leave and try to find a hotel off the strip that will take them in without being 21 the anger turns to tears the security guard is unmoved our next replies I'm sick of it blonde at a Starbucks and she thought apparently people gave her parents free drinks and such for her all these years like the cashier told her the total and she said wait I don't get it for free she never realized her parents wiping their cards all those years was paying for her things I guess then shield replies to that comment to be fair my mom who didn't have both he parents thought the same thing when she and her sister snuck off to Dairy Queen for ice cream she was also five our next replies from loris or middle school a classmate is on the phone when most of us didn't have cell phones screaming at her stepdad Patrick I need the $500 I need to buy new jeans she did not get the $500 but she did later get to be a teen mom so that was cool some guy in the back is like hey baby I'll give you my jeans our next replies from woo he Chuck a kid from my high school came from a well-known family that was very involved in politics he slacked off in school and was mostly a condescending butthole for years after graduation he didn't really do anything but eventually decided to run for office as he had the same name as his father he won easily because people didn't realize it was the kid as a state rep he posted on Facebook about enjoying his women battered rather than plain and asking to join the black caucus because he liked hip-hop he also dropped a loaded gun on the floor in the middle of a session after fighting for the right to carry a gun in the Statehouse as a responsible gun owner he kept getting elected despite these issues because his family was well-connected and he had a dedicated following from some political groups after six years in office he gets busted for soliciting intercourse from a minor over the Internet when they arrest him for that they also discover he's been dealing drugs the worst part is that his family is actually super nice and genuinely made the community a better place but now they had to deal with all the issues from him he was an apple that fell very far from the tree then scoot of butter replies to that comment is this in New Hampshire we had a drug dealing gun dropping Peto state rep for a few years I had hope there isn't two of them Lowell our next replies from finito when I was a teenager my sister and I saw through our windows that there were two guys getting into her car we ran down stairs as fast as possible and caught them in the act one managed to run away but the other one froze and didn't run away he couldn't have been much older than me my sister called the cops and the kid kept looking at us trying to find a way to escape my sister said run if you want my brother we'll catch you the cops came and so did his parents his mom drove an effing amazing car and the lady looked furious and sad she was dressed really nice and looked like she was pretty successful as soon as she got out she began yelling why we give you everything you have everything why would you try and steal don't we give you enough the kid just seemed to shrink and get smaller I don't get it effing butthole I hope he turned his life around and began to be around better people man part of me feels sad for that mom but the other part of me has to wonder maybe you spoiled your kid a little bit too much which is what led to this our next replies from sarcasm hurts freshman year of college the guy across the hall from me is a spoiled rich kid from a big southern city old money clearly coming out his butt a couple weeks into the second semester he and a buddy found a checkbook on the sidewalk the stupid morons decided to write themselves a check and cash it in the bank that the account is in the teller immediately called the cops and they both got arrested we talked the night he got arrested and he laughed and said his dad would take care of it and everything would be fine that weekend we met his dad as they moved everything out of the dorm since his stupid self got expelled guests daddy didn't take care of it that was our /oz credit and my ass credit question for you is did you remember to hit the like button

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Published: Tue Nov 26 2019