Poundland Special: Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set | Ashens

cheapo Poundland special it isn't very special and a lot of the items don't actually come from Poundland but anyway they do generally come from pound shops or dollar stores or euro emporiums all wheresoever things are sold for one coin of whichever realm they come from and let's begin with something a little more highbrow than usual a funny toilet it is a toilet and also it is funny funny ha-ha or funny peculiar will that my friends is in the eye of the beholder sprays actual water yes if you put water in it the way you've said that makes it sound like you can spontaneously generate water which will be very useful but sadly impossible remove stopper and filled with water lift open great so the idea is you have this jolly commode here and somebody comes along says hey I see you've got a funny toilet can't wait to lift up the lid and see what's in it at which point I'll [ __ ] know that mmm that was a lot more water than I actually expected let's try that again without my hand in the way ready great well are you laughing yet if not it must be funny peculiar and here's what you actually saw up going up to do it a third time as you can see what's inside wait for it absolutely astonishing and inside is a cheery pile of [ __ ] with a little face on and a hole in its forehead it spews water out of anybody eating not anymore well there we are looks a bit like caramel pudding actually but let's not get into that that is a funny toilet available for only one pound and any dignity you may have had next up police vehicles from high end drive it see because it sounds like high and dry and basically they don't care what [ __ ] they run packets yes nine police vehicles of which several are not technically vehicles one two three four five six seven eight nine right for starters there are nine things there are 10 things because you've got two cones there and I'm pretty sure a danger sign a barrel two cones and a stop barrier are not actually vehicles not ones the police use in the UK maybe they do where you come from maybe you can't walk down the road that's sing policemen riding past on traffic cones or in barrels but it's not something that happens here generally um who's this by yeah just Hines Drive is the name of the company but it's pure Box 968 North Hampton so it's a standard 99p stores Poundland sort of thing going on so scale are you aware of the concept of scale it's where certain things are the same sizes other things are in real life well didn't occur to these buggers you've got a barrel as big as a helicopter the cars as big as the truck and the motorcycle I don't know who's driving it bloody cross between Hagrid and Hodor I think right quality like oh well you can get known for a pound ain't gonna be great but look at those wheels my goodness let's yeah that's about as bad as it gets really police super their magic interceptor car what goes fast round wheels barely go around and another one in case something happens to that one or so they can surround pups ludicrous harley-davidson style motorcycle let em oh the old dear that's incredibly cheap there's a little bit of metal on the top of the rest is all nasty plastic and yeah I don't know so they can reenact Terminator 2 with Giants no idea here is of course the police undercover truck idea speed challenge super cool style first yeah I'm getting the impression that maybe these weren't originally made to be police vehicles by the way that none of them are bloody police vehicles any way shape or form you just painted them blue and put police super on them and finally the belly popper but well police do have these and it looks vaguely that styles are well done you get a point em yeah King best oil can caution danger voted best oil can 1995 in 1996 by oil can magazine marvellous not all the cans of barrel and yeah danger thing to close the road off you may not pass you shall pass you shall not pass it is a mechanical Gandalf a couple of road cones that I don't think that color in any country generally are these the orange or something more easy to see but whatsoever all I know is they're bloody massive or not that massive if you put the next motorcycle or absolutely gigantic if you put them on top of the truck I don't know the joy of police vehicles well I'm getting the impression they're just kind of shoehorned on that one on but we have this these are moshi monsters and moshi monsters were like a I don't know some sort of collectible thing I've had blind bags and things of them this is apparently ultra rare which is why there was a bin full of them in bloody pound world but yes apparently soft toys and moshi monsters are a thing now particularly ones that seem to be trying to encapsulate Britain by basically crossing Windsor Davies with the clock tower at the Palace of Westminster another one with Big Ben in it that people think is called Big Ben Big Ben is actually the Bell and what I want is a Donald Sinden crossed with some Paul's Cathedral and then I could reenact never the twain would be marvelous Oh Deary me I didn't fear what I thought they were supposed to be like cute little things I don't really honor there he is there he is amongst the crowd I can only assume what is this oh here we are use that secret code everybody there's not very secret anymore to catch mini Ben that's his name so I'm assuming this was developed for people who like moshi monsters and wanted to take home some sort of souvenir from England in some way I don't really know all I know is it looks horrendous it looks like something that would be in constant agony and should probably have been killed shortly after is created in whatever mad scientist's laboratory crawled out of Deary me Moshlings collection it's dead it's a building it's like that bit in big with Tom Hanks where somebody has a skyscraper the turns into robe injustice I don't get it same thing here large building cute thing idea I don't understand it at all well it is the right shape to shove up your ass so you know everything has a purpose and now are we ready everybody for the unending joy of 9 fire rescue vehicles apparently they now fire rescue vehicles so it so says rescue instead of police this still says speed challenge on it and the helicopter says fire so again I mean Fire Rescue might have a helicopter they probably don't have sports cars choppers or bloody trucks that aren't big enough and of course they would have cans full of explosive liquids though you know they're very keen on that we're trying to rescue somebody from a fire you want to have as much dangerous in flammable substances around as possible anyway time to move over to something a bit cuter hey do you remember when dinosaurs and ducks had babies and then they babies came and sat on the sofa and looked like this I think somebody possibly saw the Land Before Time was on a lot of bad drugs let's just get him right in your face they're kind of mmm Daffy Duck the prehistoric years bless him but he's not the best one wait for it uh-huh I'm so excited to be here it's I don't know what this is after they trying to make cute dinosaurs for young children or something and just failed miserably and came up with these utterly horrifying I'm not really sure what they're supposed to be there's kind of an element of cuteness but yeah I'm the land the full design I think is where they came from oh we done gone made a baby right well don't worry now we're going to have something far far higher quality 9 combat vehicles hmm you see you've got your police motorcycle and no wait is a fire rescue no no sorry combat loads a cycle and combat police car go ahead hot your combat speed challenge military truck and why particularly enjoy just a helicopter with combat Flynn on it I've just got to show you this one from the corner right this is what the military go drive around in now apparently things would go ahead and super force hot written on it wouldn't it be kill everybody would join the army if the army was called super force hot with the most absolutely astonishing well at least there's no other ways they can package these bloody things up without police fire rescue and combat vehicles we shall now lay that one to rest and instead we'll think about beyblades because it's that time of the week no plague beyblades they D turn up every so often look here's top bouncing I provide bottom bouncing my selves but that's just a personal opinion of mine exclusive made for toy toys that you say that like that's a good thing understand that and not three of the old onions of sadness and quite large fake beyblade that if you don't know beyblades where there are sort of spinning tops that fault each other and looked cool and that sort of thing there was probably a cartoon I'm not entirely sure India's with these things how about another fake one tornado kriezel or kreizel maybe so there we are much smaller this time but you've got your crappy little rip cord device in order to launch it and let's open this one because it's a bit smaller and also isn't going to make it full range all right let's see if we can get this going on the old sofa screams out of my way goose asaurus rex or whatever the bloody hell your name is and right so I'm going to feed this through in here somewhere somewhere through the top and can actually see how you do this one that's odd hang on I always see you too Deary Deary me I spruce how long it's been since I've seen a beyblade I only saw one month it was a Thursday I had mints for tea that day what a day it was right and that way or this way so he would have to go that way yeah to fit in with okay this isn't going too well this is possibly the cheapest plastic in the universe I feel like breathing on it is going to cause it to melt oh yeah here we go here we go go yep now we're talking now we're cooking with Bay's or blades and edge dude I imagine this is why people bought the genuine ones and yeah not getting a whole lot going on they're gonna be honest with you time to open the bag it'll slip it up there we'll do this Oh see this Andy actually came prepared once whatever next right let's see if we can get this one working a bit better was a lot tougher plastic that one and this is a much more high quality plastic as well oh yeah this one's looking good I reckon Oh daddy help it tights at least right and we shall use the giant top dancing to see what happens because it has a totally different connector on it Ready Steady and press the button to release I have no idea bades of bleh hey your actually works alright look at that you could have given that to your child and they'd have been disappoint for five minutes until it's shattered well much better than that one I suppose but all this rip cord stuff is a pain in the bum you need something a bit more high-tech to do it there's only one man for the job top General / Kurtz dammit we need a top general for this job get me / Kurtz he doesn't do things by the book but by god he gets results and there he is looking a bit like ash from Pokemon only very very sauna when I first was given this by a friend I thought that it was a blowtorch something actually looks like it but no it is a launcher for beyblades because of course what else would top General / Kurtz mean I can't think of a single other meaning or in fact a meaning at all and that's a really creepy pose fair enough and so yeah we've got a ripcord thing going on come on then for Kurtz show us how it's done I bet this doesn't fit on either of them actually oh no dear I yes right so I presume we just wait it's got a sight I'm not entirely sure that's gonna do anything pull it down as hard as we go ready steady [ __ ] when it made a cool noise but it didn't actually release let's try again Hey look at that good old top general / Kurtz we can see why you're a top general not just a normal general anyway time for something completely different nein construction vehicles sorry the ludicrousness of this is getting to me now Kim distraction video don't even step the bloody fire sticker on it you're not even trying lads it's got the go edge superhot team and all that bollocks on it whatever any of you have their builders or do you know your dad's a builder or something ask him if on his building sites full of giant motorcycles helicopters and [ __ ] sports cars bloody hell I mean fair enough if you're just going to repurpose generic god damned vehicles and pretend they're police or fire or combat or construction but to actually do four different sets with it all completely the same just painted different colors and sell them alongside each other I mean at least pretend the stagger the release a little bit ah Deary me tell you I think of that there that's made me feel better and finally back to combat with battle fire oh sorry operation battle fire action soldier play safe everyone three-piece set wind-up action yes it makes rude phone calls to people really crawls lovely highly detailed action figure realistic weapons highly detailed and realistic weapons right we'll have a think on that in a second and on the back virtually nothing ok this is quite an astonishment here are the realistic weapons I'm not entirely sure how realistic a handgun bigger than your head ease that there you are and a grenade which you will never hold ready for the unending horror of whatever the hell this is I'm getting an alien mannequin whose eyes are falling off that is the only thing I can think of right this just this clicked open anyway can I fit into his hand yeah there we are a little bit so that looks a bit better well it's not standing and it's kind of set into his shoulder and not being held properly and eh this is creeping me out right crawling action you're under enemy fire you're some sort of mutant freak and you need to get past go no please just humping the sofa and the plus-side look at those hips go my god Elvis lives Deary me tell you what let's try it on a splatter surface let's give him a chance go soldier go protects our freedom well he's making some headway I can't help feeling that with all that noise he would probably be spotted by the enemy nine miles away shut up well there we go yet another delve into the shelves of Poundland I just wish we'd had some sort of vehicle set that would have been interesting there we are kind of everything

Channel: ashens

Views: 958,942

Rating: 4.9533219 out of 5

Keywords: Beyblades, top general pqrts, ashens, review, funny, stuart ashen, funny toilet, toilet, water, brown sofa, sofa, big ben, vehicle sets, police, fire, military, construction, crawling soldier, dinosaurs, goofy

Id: 9RdVKsGQD3E

Length: 16min 24sec (984 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/3Pertwee]

Oh my god all these 9 vehicles

[u/[deleted]]

I'm pretty shocked that there wasn't an "Ambulance" collection of vehicles.

[u/3Pertwee]

Top General Pqrts: Gets results

I just noticed. Top = Spinning top General = He is good at it Pqrts = lmnopqrst

[u/Viking_Lordbeast]

Anybody notice that weird freeze frame around 6:14? It may not be a freeze frame, but something's fucky.

And no, I don't mean the pictures of bald Harry.

[u/[deleted]]

On the bright side that soldier does have highly detailed and realistic bum cheeks

[u/PsychoDuck]

The periodic reveal of yet more 9 "vehicle" sets is the finest example of comedic timing I've seen in ages.

[u/duckwantbread]

The characters on Top General Pqrts are actual characters from the Beyblade series seemingly copied onto the box with tracing paper and given slightly different coloured clothes.

[u/Jeskid14]

Uh oh...do I see a Christmas Advent Calendar coming?

Oh sorry, wrong time.

[u/Ascense]

That's some sexy bum-wiggling action on the soldier...