Poundland Special: Ninja Sock Boyfriend Team | Ashens

hello what's that Poundland special you say don't mind if I do yes it's our first foray of 2016 into the crap sold by the one unit of currency stores that exist around the world and let's begin with something I think in a very real sense we all need in our lives a desktop boyfriend a yes there he is looking all worrying with his legs splayed out slightly too much and quite impressive moves going on there and no face no face whatsoever like an unfilled social media profile and it's obviously a company called Jam because it says Jam and Trademark all the bloody way over big thanks to ever send this in ages go by the way as I had one myself I bought my pound shop and managed to step in and break it and then the next day almost one came in the PIO box hooray jam fun that sticks they mostly make stickers then because there doesn't be anything particularly sticky about this you know it's a photo holder in it and on the back we can find out how our desktop boyfriend or girlfriend also available works basically you take a picture of a friend or just somebody you like it ever magazine and then stick it on the top like some weird monstrosity created by a serial killer on a sheet 80s film well done everybody also who took their shoes that's weird right desktop girlfriend also well do woodwork that add for my friends at blue or jam or web the hell they called this week right let's see what exactly like in the flesh so to speak well yeah it's slightly troubling frankly um god the dreaded twist ties anybody who has bought toys or children really will hate these things with several passions right there we are the Dern Ministry of Silly Walks in action so you can sit on a thing and look like that I'm getting rid of that [ __ ] weird and Steady's got this tiny little beak look what Wow what it's the stalk bringing your baby oh my gosh is credited a successful that's really frightening is is his weird beak draw some eyes on that incoming my god is like something to be shooting in star-shaped ribs right sit on this box and stop things are bloody weird and got a nice and kind of freaking me out even at the back actually I can we make that less frightening ah I know there we are now everything's much much better right Tommy looks at an action figure haven't seen an old pan buy an action figure for a while mate sit fantastic have come up with ninja warrior ninja figures always something that appears in these pounds tools every so often there's a couple of sigh there's a katana on the back and my god he's a patriotic American ninja I would say also been packaged specifically so it looks like he's scratching his ass which is probably one of my favorite things that ever happened to one of these parallel figures I just don't want to open it because I just what the are scratching display where the armors good now forget let's do the whole whole element of scratching your bum or got it much better now so and yeah very generic looking figure the arms move in sideways not outwards and I presume that so can hold the sword here in both hands - wait for it wait for it it's gonna happen it's gonna happen I'm going to repeatedly say it until it does happen yeah there we go - the deal expires just holding a hose or something the articulation is quite good for this power line figures actually was a bit of sort of knee bending and elbow bending and all that stuff going on still the exposed screws in the back which is never a positive thing frankly and yeah there's the sign you've won that kind of stuff bloody marvelous cheap and it's a quid what do you expect the plus side it can kill headless beaky boyfriend things so you know everything has a polished side to it well here's them they had a while ago pirate the deadly ocean as opposed to the lovely ocean which is coming next week now their pirate figure you may quite easily realize is actually just one of the wrestling figures they have repainted slightly stuck a hat on him and given some sort of shitty telescope and Cutlass combination Thanks fantastic the facial expression is something quite special actually looks kind of harrowed as if he's had a hard life and he's just seen something which means he can no longer continue your are me hearties that's what the kids like in their toys existential dread right here's one the most horrific things I've ever seen in my [ __ ] life bottle opener that's shaped like some dentures or something so it looks like somebody smashed their teeth out trying to open a bottle with their front teeth just imagine that for a second or it's not nice is it brings a smile to any party yeah I'm gonna be honest with you and I don't think that will bring a smile it will just make people feel ill which is kind of what's happened to me be honest and also they've tried to spray the teeth wine sort of not quite done it there and got on the metal instead so well done lad warning this is not a toy I don't use only came out of reach of children if alcohol is used drink responsibly unlike us when we came up with this idea something like boy see from Only Fools and Horses there at the end I don't quite know why anyway that's bloody horrible and frankly I'm gonna get shot without even opening it because it makes my skin crawl on my teeth each and not in a good way and how teeth could itch in a good way but anyway let's bear that in mind what we nip over to the magical land of Canada where their Dollarama for 125 that's confusing hmm they presenting this is one of those things just think what the [ __ ] sock purse put money with keychain avec Porte Eclair yes pulled clay booklet do you know I come in behind appliance French hmm I'm happy with that right it's a small child sock a patriotic Canadian sock that they have turned into a purse with keyring I mean who would want to keep anything in that it's deeply unpleasant and plus if you do pony coins is and take a [ __ ] month to get them out again isn't it it's most stupid and ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my entire life and I've watched some of that Adam Sandler film that went straight to Netflix I mean it's very well padded I'll give it that is there is actually some sort of lining is not just a thin sock but why why why does this exist Canada what did we do to make you want to attack us with your weird slightly off-white socks that actually look very white on the viewfinder some I regret mentioning it now oh dear quickly more action figures that'll sort things out it's the e-team if they were Canadian the a-team tisha get it cuz okay never mind octopus dive set yes and there is an octopus and a figure of a man in scuba gear it's wild Republic spark your imagination your oh my god there's a whole set of them oh my dog Lee goodness what are we go on shark well they all dunno then I wasn't say they're all dogs now they're not toys look at me we got diver and shark diver an octopus diver and stingray or careful that who rims Perot Steve Irwin bloodier diver and dolphin and sort of generic bloke and panda muscly looking bloke and crocodile and/or alligator generic bloke with some sort of leper don't imagine it's more weeks ago you buboes on its I'm totally horrifying and musty bloke and tiger and then they've got some [ __ ] dinosaurs cuz of course they have I thought the whole point of this was an eco rescue team they're a bit a bit late to rescue the dinosaurs lads that ship has kind of sailed right let's see what the quality is like I'm guessing not a whole frickin amount it seems to be yeah just a well it's they've done the underneath as well that's something it's a very Sakura octopus and here is the mighty figure with their lots of bits of weird plastic sprue hanging off there's always nice and oh dear well that's supposed to go over the mouth when you take it off it's got a very weird look to it look sort of a look of a bad figure of snake eyes from GI Joe or something so then oh the knees don't bend where the ankles do that's slightly odd and you've got some elbow movement feels very cheap slightly nasty but kind of works I like the backwards e on here they could also be seen as a spanner isn't that interesting um so what's the idea he goes down and rescues the octopus and then everyone lives happily ever after I don't know let's make up a backstory for him don't-don't-don't doon Chadd tipping ttan underwater expert always always forefront in his mind is to rescue the animals of the sea beaten brutally by his parents for giving the Ducks his last crumb of bread as a child he knew that his future was entirely going to be overshadowed by saving animals that are in near around or can spell the word water go Chad are we suffocate oh well nevermind let's look at nother one then he's on the dinosaurs bloody hell it really is a case of get a cheap figure package it in the generic animal isn't it excuse eh well that'd be a triceratops I think isn't it I don't know I can remember the names of dinosaurs these days I'm not thought about dinosaurs for a while for various reasons Jurassic world um right well what's this guy then God is actually attached to the bank nothing more ha ha you can keep that as your utility belt um yeah exactly the same deal with the articulation except you haven't got the articulation on the flippers there um which I suppose actually thinking about it it's so it can look like he's swimming eh that's quite good actually well done bonus points can't even ride it looking's got loads of tip X on his shoe Deary me you are a messy man your name is Lex chattington dinosaur expert he likes dinosaurs so much he willed one into existence apparently and it's called Jeff and it makes him cups of coffee I don't know I'm now slightly thrown so I've got the themes into Denver the last dinosaur stuck in my head and that is not something you need at any stage during your life oh well there we go infinite joy for any girl or boy who's been to Poundland and wants a bottle opener that looks like some smashed up teeth I described

Channel: ashens

Views: 524,910

Keywords: ashens, review, funny, poundland special, poundland, poundworld, pirate, ninja, eco team, octopus, dinosaur, headless, boyfriend, desktop, picture, holder, photo, teeth, bottle opener, sock, canada

Id: O84azcwyORE

Length: 10min 55sec (655 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2016