Poundland Special: Train Set, Kinder Eggs | Ashens

cheapo I've been to Poundland again sorry well let's see what I've got this time and first up is something I definitely haven't looked at before a Poundland train set unbelievably a whole train set for one of your earth pounds and this isn't just any train set it's Teamsters City train set I'm not sure the teamster is it something they just laugh about on The Simpsons about being fat and lazy and slightly schlubby looking so I'll leave that there and instead look at Train of drive yes that's just what you want - written on a locomotive just in case you think it's a train of I don't know levitation and laser firing and on the wagon it says deeps I rep us deeps Reapers deep deep swept us sounds a bit like a Norwegian heavy metal band no idea it's a wind-up it says well it already guess that it says a train of drive on it or does it mean it's clockwork yes it clearly is because it's got the thing to wind it up with naught to three sad onions knots your children 36 months blah blah blah nothing on the back but it does give away that it was made by our friends at fantastic so teams to City are just another one of fantasticks mini fingers which it sticks in many discounted toy pies what a horrifying image right let's have a look then I'm going to bet this track circular and made of plastic oh no man train sets bore me absolutely none of them do anything interesting like explode oh do they must have a look into that anyway I think this is fairly obviously going to fit together quite badly ah aha and jab in my hands that's why it's not suitable for small children presumably yeah Mon in we go last part are you excited yet I know I'm not go on Ready Steady & oops wantedly broken it oh I was always the last bit that won't go Eden oh here we are nope come on I've broken it no it wouldn't fit in the little bits of plastic of broken off this is not a good start well I finished together this end possibly no that went in all right hmm well that may not help our train due to the fact there is a dangerous break in the track or maybe that will add extra excitement who knows answer us shortly right all he's got a fantastic sticker on the back which comes off as soon as you blink near it right presumably we put the Train of Drive on here and attaches deeps Reapers find it up and watch it failed ready go good got he's a madman wow that was quite frightening it made a noise like very very loud static and shot around mmm-hmm must be something I can do bear with me right I have a plan I've got this charger plate I like that word charger plate big thick bit of metal they probably deflect a bullet I might try that later and just put it on that and then use these to prop it up a bit from the sofa is not the flattest of all surfaces oh yeah we've got something here I think folks ready I've got it on wide up again oh now the other bits falling off this is truly the greatest tragedy to have the fall of mankind in many years right ready this is just maybe rubbish isn't it oh well let's find out yeah I think if your child is interested in trains buy one of these he won't be interested in trains anymore he'll be terrified of them hey Johnny would you like to go on a train journey yeah of course not they shriek and they fly everywhere and then they collapse is what he'll say on his first therapy session yeah I think this is probably just a device to make children scared of trains it'll be used to startle pets so you know it's got multiple users oh well I think we'll put that in the what did you expect for a pound category goodbye train of Drive or indeed train of near-infinite fear and train of slow auto focus away I'm going to keep this out actually it might be useful for catching small parts from the Kinder Surprise egg I'm going to look at her a finally they've got them in pound land so I've got an excuse to buy some and show you now apparently Americans are obsessed with these many people have told me this I've no idea if that's true or not because and no Americans ever mentioned them to me which means they're probably not but anyway the reason they like them is they are banned in America for reasons we will get to later but yeah as you can see and you will be very familiar with actually if you're from Europe it is an egg with Kinder Surprise written on it more milk less cocoa as it always says when not covered by my thumb and basically it's chocolate and a toy and it's usually quite expensive but they were selling them to for a pound and pound land or well they thought no I think there were three for two pounds actually which is confusing because it involves you spending amount of money which isn't exactly a pound that's not the sort of thing you need to get into a pound land you know that when you've built your entire business model around a single form of pricing don't go messing with it just for toys anyway warning toy inside small parts adult supervision recommended dangerous we like it already okay clear off the tinfoil and inside is a choco egg mmm chocolate mmm broken and inside the chocolate is a plastic capsule thing and apparently I haven't actually checked this for veracity so it may be foolish lies but apparently they're not sold in America there is an American by law which prohibits selling food products with the inedible products inside the food which is fairly sensible think about it really I mean maybe they could apply some common sense and in some way you know let this through I don't thing anyone's going to choke on this giant capsule that's obviously inedible but well better safe than dead kids is how they think I suppose and the chocolate is really nice you've got sort of the dark chocolate on the outside and the white chocolate on them inside not dark chocolate sorry milk chocolate I meant it was darker than the white I've confused everyone I'd better eat some wrong wrong born all wrong no but if you're eating you feel really sick now now it's really nice kinder chocolate well known for being very nice also well known for not actually being that much of it which is probably good because if kids eat too much chocolate they explode I read it in a newspaper right so let's have a look at the Tory the whole thing is it's a Kinder Surprise you never know what you're going to get although frequently these days a little statuettes which are tied in with a film which is a bit crap really but um let's have a look at this one that's it's a frightening it's in a bag certainly never used to come in plastic bags those young I don't got anything to open it I'll have to use me teeth unfortunately my teeth have of course rotted two stumps from eating the chocolate but we're in that's weird it's like a chicken demon what it has got spiky tail it's like a demon with green shoes that's not really what I was expecting to find in a kinder egg and they always come the little pamphlet thing which tells you what they're part of a collection of because everything has like six different types and these are mix art I see and it's like a dragon thing not actually a demon sorry I didn't mean to imply you a satanic mr. dragon okay what oh look at that it's a little ink stamp with okay written on it so we can get this and pretend it's okay which is an appalling we stamp and you can't read it at all look purposes got too much ink on there we are after 15 standard that's why press it really lightly yes kind of it's a circle with okay written on wow that's quite a nifty little thing isn't it usually these sell for what about 70 peach did I already say that I don't know I better have some more chocolate to boost my brainpower mmm chalk as to well that's what you get in a kinder egg but I didn't just get one I got several one of them I had an elephant in and it's really nice actually because it's flocked it's actually got a you know some sort of a textured effect on it make it a really nice little thing to give to people who like elephants which is everybody except their person who doesn't like elephants but we don't talk about them and I got another one from that range as well a crocodile the crocodile came in pieces so you can fit it together cuz of course it is too big to fit in the thing itself again quite a realistic little thing in its way certainly more realistic than that dragon which looks nothing like a real dragon and I should know because I've met loads especially ones of the stamps inside but them yeah it's nice enough unfortunately it never focuses on camera which is a shame but I did get one strange thing actually this it's kind of a bit lump of rubber with a big bit of coughs behind that you throw and I don't know you dog catches it or something there's a slightly odd for something you find the kinder egg or they're obviously branching out a bit but interesting nonetheless but there is a dark seed in this garden my friends look at this yes just on the capsules but look at what's inside bear in mind these usually like 70p or something this one just has crappy cardboard jigsaw I mean come on that's sub cracker material people and there's a set of them there is no excuse of mix art again why is this thing on the corner is it like a sort of crappy version of a QR code and you show it to their website and it basically says how hard tuft it's you just got a crappy cardboard jigsaw and look at its really thin and rubbish and horrible and blur that's really dangerous actually because think about it brother and sister they get one egg each one of them gets the really cool stamping dragon the other one gets cardboard bloody jigsaw there's going to be a fight there's going to be a knife fight there's going to be deaths and it's entirely the fault of crappy cardboard jigsaws happens every Christmas when you get them in the crackers anyway you'll be pleased to hear that actually there is a cheaper version of these things yeah I was confused as well um indeed from Poundland for three for a pound which was half the price of these I think are toto eggs um yeah made by Nestle who Steph actually locally and we've called Nestle's until one day the television advert promote his Nestle and we all thought blimey we've been saying it wrong for 43 years um yeah it's like a sort of low-budget version of a kinder egg what lives inside yeah looks the same so far four stab it's a bit easier and haven't got the nice white chocolate was the chocolate like yes alright not fantastic sunny not cat power patch on the kinder eggs and look even the capsule is the same colour that's just naughty and it's got breathing holes in it perhaps there's something living in it free cockroach and every toy and what is it it's all bit hang on that's clear a space by me this looks interesting actually Wow you've got some sort of severely wrongheaded barbarian sticker won't even pretend to understand what that is um why is the deal here again they have sets with parity sets of three it's like a superhero with a rocket because they couldn't afford to license Incredible Hulk and spider-man's have come up with their own freebie versions of Batman spider-man and Hulk they're odd well let's build it according to the instructions preferably turned up the right way that's better right mmm I can feel a fast-forward coming on wow that was actually quite fiddly involved rubber bands and stuff anyway I think the idea is that mr. Barbary not Hulk moves to the side and wait for it pyro punches the x32 rockets in half because it is evil and he's good or maybe it's good and he's evil I don't know either way he's a bit stupid because rockets tend to be full of things that explode like rocket fuel if you punch one in half it will explode and kill you and in fact what of it's a missile he'll probably set it off what an absolute imbecile anyway that was quite a nice little toy and for a cut-price version certainly better than a bloody cardboard jigsaw here's what I got in the other - a slightly bizarre bond this a pair of 3d glasses you can hold in front of your eyes to see this lovely 3d scene with a doe-eyed freak on the right there come alive and terrify you very odd indeed that one actually I don't really expect to get optical equipment in have kinder egg type things but fair enough we'll go along with it but this one I could not understand at all alright took a while to put it together as you can possibly see if it ever focuses hmm um thank you there are three weird faces on these little pegs so sits flat then you push one in the other ones come up that's all there is to it and if you look at the other ones on the little coming next leaflet here there's sort of some game where you're supposed to flip pieces into holes there's a game where you flip rings onto a cactus and this how is that a game how disappointing well the others look really cool but no I'm stuck with try faced weird time if anybody has any idea of how to have fun with that be sure to email somebody else because I wish to forget about it as soon as possible right let's clear the path that was quick right next let's get into the wrestling action figure it's impossible to go to parent land these days without hundreds of wrestling action figures I couldn't be bothered to buy the full set so I just got the ones that looked the most amusing which weren't that amusing as things go join for us new yes I'll be sure to take you up on that offer Colin Mochrie seriously if you know who Colin Mochrie is this looks like him in a bad week he's a Canadian comedian best known for his improvisation work on their programs like whose line is it anyway there we are that's your education for today extreme action fighters they're wrestlers don't fool us there's somebody with dragon in a bad haircut in those shoes there's somebody else with bad teeth that suppose to be MMA actually I would imagine but these aren't these are clearly wrestlers by the way they've got some sort of a cage in the background to fight in not something that turned up in pound land on the back nothing except fantastic yes they've been doing well today ought to three sad onions please retain this information for future reference yeah I'll bet somebody's done that in the history of the world right I gotta get into here we'll see what the dudes like these are a bit smaller than usual they've got that chunky chainsaw accessori which seems to come with all of them they've got the fence you know for when they're doing an answer duty after work if you're not on the list you're not coming in there we are at look at the size of his forties really receding look mate when it gets that far you've just got to have it shaved just admit it to yourself anyway his belt says dragon possibly his underpants a dragon I'm not entirely sure and he's got some bad tattoos and a hole in his bum that's yeah let's not get into that and here's his friend Rex tur yes he suffers from the same affliction holding the back of the neck as well so they can jack into the matrix and also bad tattoos head doesn't move no points of articulation other than the shoulders which move up and down the only match will move they because it's due on each other is a punch to the chin or you've made my hair fall out too late haha mmm you're not going to have a whole lot of fun with these really a very limited articulation to put it politely it just looks like they danced with each other there we are the wrestling dancers you dance divinely you'll come here often marvelous but something weird happened today my friends just the very morning I got a package from the Americas actually that's not true when some IPO box just this morning I picked up a package from the Americas and it was a single wrestling figure sent to me by somebody but I'd Lee it's based on the same wrestler is the little one look this one's come all the way from a dollar tree in America and it's clearly the same person the same mask in that so who wears that mask in real life they're ripping off I'm afraid I don't know if I had to guess I would say Rey Mysterio so because that's the only person in a mask I can think of off the top of my head and I'm not sure he does wear a mask must do he's called mysterious anyway these are wrestling action playset Lolita la petite de chillon I'll be the loot in that case yeah action marvelous playing back made in China fabric a and China imported by green beret international incorporated who are presumably the American version of fantastic there's a slightly worrying thing about this that the course was sent in pointed out actually he's not really a wrestler he's more a very injured man he comes with a cast for his leg top tip for any doctors watching probably better he take the boot off before you cast somebody's foot and a crutch so he's crippled and can't fight not until he heals at least poor chap blimey it's not going to get better if I keep doing that mate um yeah the articulations a bit loose Oh at least his arms moving things unlike the other ones but the real question I always think of when I say these things is can they survive temperatures in excess of a thousand degrees centigrade hmm apparently not hello you live and learn you just take a couple of paracetamol mate you'll be fine in the morning

Channel: ashens

Views: 947,587

Rating: 4.9238739 out of 5

Keywords: train, train set, kinder, egg, kinder egg, toto, wrestler, immense, heat, poundland, special, ashens, funny, review

Id: iaSkkJecPOA

Length: 19min 40sec (1180 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 04 2012

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