Poundland Special: Loom Band Pregnancy Wig | Ashens

cheapo it's time to go back to basics in a quite literal sense with another Poundland special where every item cost one pound and came from pound land except most of the items which didn't come from Pearland it but it came from nice line P stores all pound world or in fact possibly another place where everything costs about a pound anyway we don't care about that we just want to see some tat and this one definitely came from Thailand because I remember buying luxury short wig mmm luxury the watchword of course everybody thinks of when they think of Poundland here's a terrifying person who turned up for modeling on the wrong day and was forced to wear this strange bob wig that looks like a sort of acid addled version of the musical Chicago not suitable for children or humans try me we'll refund a replace if you are not happy with our quality well it is luxury I'm sure it'll be fine this does not affect her statutory rights much keep away from fire and extreme sources of heat organ users a crash hair when I flew to the Sun oh well let's ruin everything and it's made by perfect moments yes their items will ruin any perfect moment guaranteed there's much else on the Oh morning to avoid danger of suffocation keep away from babies and children's are not using cribs beds carriages prams or play pens this bag it's not a toy oh you're referring to the bag at a horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig God imagine the embarrassment so then well it's in the net like a wig should be I must admit I'm not exactly a expert in wigs I don't wear them very often obviously and well it's I think spider-man oh and this previously by the looks of it um how do we get it out there we go get the world's cheapest net hat off it and hmm Wow Gotham Roger that Simpsons episode where they go to the Knoxville World's Fair or temperent us all that remains is the week's fear they'll end up buying wigs well what's it look like on then hello I'm The Fifth Element this week is fallen to bits because it's a cheap piece of fabulous so what's next a novelty desk tidy I have got a messy desk and so I really want a plastic wheelie bin of the recycling variety to put things in oddly are recycling bins around here are blue and the ones about general waste in our green which does make any sense sure the green one should be recycling like this one because that's a recycling logo it's confusing well I think perryland have now kind of gone utilitarian on us and are actually giving us items to bin all the rest of the crap we buy from there in directly well cutting out the middleman so what's it like mmm not very slightly flimsy plastic sort of cheap you can tell by the way it's got all them so markings in the plastic inside well it doesn't quite wheelie Benesch that's where a lot of Filth usually gets stuck and then you can't get out and you have to pay some bastard with a high-pressure hose to come round and spray it off and profit from you the wheels no that's not gonna run the Indy 500 but there we are I shall put it to one side and anything crap can go in it later let's rotate let's put in the corner actually so it doesn't fall over there we go now let's not put it there because that's out of arms reach there that's better it's going to sit on the side of camera like a sentinel so Poundland pregnancy test it had to happen eventually HCG one-step pregnancy test this will tell you if you are a pregnant over 99% accuracy we lied fast easy-to-read results as long as you have three separate degrees in the thermodynamics use any time of day I see and value for money oi you don't get to say that that is asked to work out it has a 20 ml use per milliliter of sensitivity mmm good for it I'm impressed first view one step i'll blimey I'm going to drop a sprog better make sure yep so if you are puking up in the mornings or watching loose women and not puking up you may be pregnant so we're get yourself tested with one of these how does this work this pack contains one HCG urine pregnancy test please read them closely for carefully before use Moop for self testing in vitro diagnostic use only not for internal use store away from direct sunlight do not freeze that's a slightly odd thing fair enough and distributed by health point a limited probably the same addresses all the others coming over to check positive is two sticks negative is one stick oh and if you're an invalid it refuses to work last just bloody rude and discriminatory you've bastard so what is inside then presumably an event here we go so how does it work give us the book of words we don't have time for this yeah and there we are blimey I think after all that exertion then you take time to make a baby right and pregnancy test midstream introduced measures the presence of the hormone human cryonic gong-gong gonadotropin wow that's my new favorite word in human urine for early detection of pregnancy bubbler okay you do not need to take a urine sample dish we to do so here's guys on the clean and dry container well I think I know this works only takes five minutes to complete the test um so basically I need to drunk it in some of my piss and then I can find out if I'm pregnant or not I would assume I'm not on the grounds I'm male and it's not possible for males to become pregnant you know there's nowhere for the fetus to gestate and we don't have the things that make babies anyway if you didn't know that you're probably too young to have a youtube account so um well here we are no I'm not going to do it on camera but look a bit of silica gel do not eat no seriously don't eat it's really bad stuff don't put it on your chips so um well I'll have to piss on a stick see you in a minute well you'll be pleased to hear I held it in my piss stream for the full 10 seconds I held it in my piss stream Bing when you catchphrase baby ah what a great career I have and oh my goodness I'm not pregnant well thank the giddy aunts of God for that I mean blimey I imagine pregnancy for a man could be a hilarious romp that makes you challenger the roles people play in society like the Arnold Schwarzenegger film The Last Action Hero or it could indeed be a harrowing miserable nightmare much like the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior so what's next now I'm not pregnant no God the Cape's can offer I don't really want P soaked stuff on the Sofer do I really need to explain that I don't think most people do I better dispose of it properly actually perfect right what's next on the agenda of excitement oh it's loom bands right this is apparently the latest craze and by latest I mean slightly out of date craze and that kids have been doing because of stuff I don't know we've all had crazes a school our crazes we're for armed robbery and Trimble's but anyway as see on youtube that is now correct 300 bands one Notting Hulk 12s clips I have no idea what all that is s clip 7 was a band and pretty sure of that so loom bands solid mixed colors very small rubber bands and that's about it really right mostly concept behind these you can make like I get bracelets and bangles and get them too tight wrapped around your finger and you fall asleep and you lose a finger over has actually happened to somebody oh my god there's a new sad onion I wish I had a theme song the new sad onions but I don't let's make one up which end done that I was horrible right there it is it looks kind of um I don't know looks like it's waiting yeah it's creepy sad onion for naught to 6 not suitable for children 6 years of age YouTube is a trademark of Google incorporated not affiliated with the seller yep I don't think anything's affiliated with the sellers I believe you just made that word up and so let's open up little instructions this is what the hell all this guff is about and as I said to some sort of school yard fire that was going round the thing is then comes can react so clicking out and was full of these things in an astonishingly short period of time well you do get a lot for your pound I don't know if they're good ones or not how you'd even tell you can stretch them they're not breaking that's probably a good sign very stretchy rubbery stuff these will be the S clips then and a cookie bando as I've just decided to call it so what's the deal one insert rubber band into s clip this clip then reach from the Stars rain search rubber clown clip gotcha to past second rubber band through first rubber band oh I see what's going on here yeah three fold to make a double loop and then four pass neck rubber band through the double loop yo-yo we get it fold again to make another double loop are we bored yet repeat step two three two may take maybe lead is pretty much attend four times make bracelet size passive a dilute theaters close and enjoy your bracelet as I'm sure you will well here we go then and I should attempt to make a fantastic loom band bracelet useless piece of and look at that I'm quite pleased this it took quite a lot of looming as you can tell ends a very strong design but you know it's quite cool colors and well the trick to it I discovered is not to make it yourself but just put a show on camera something that somebody gave you at the Manchester comic convention no I don't know why they gave me one of these but thank God they did because it's coming very handy to show you what something could look like if you could be bothered to actually make it oh my god it's cutting off my circulation no it isn't well it isn't now so that's the latest schoolyard fad bin and gone and the kids in the playground will have to go back to punching each other or whatever it is they do and instead we shall move on to circus world diecast metal plastic make your mind up playset free-wheeling tampon wrestling tampon ranting tampon tampo raped tampered chap chap we'll come back to that Canadian dollar market one dollar 49 Canadians you're not doing it right lads the whole point of a dollar market is everything costs a dollar one dollar 49 that's cheating circus world creepy Ken says I'm no longer allowed to leave my house yes circus world and Oh My giddy on what is going on here and what's the point what's going on with the actual M sizes and scale for this this is frightening not 3sat onions are a good old normal one just refer us back in thank you to whoever said this in by the way this one's giving me nightmares over the pack so we have small plastic barrel oh sorry remember kids always recycle and once we go we have terrifying looks like a bit like an enemy from one of those old side-scrolling beat'em up games are getting the arcade like final fight in Streets of Rage of that not the streets of rages in the arcade I know that it was a Mega Drive game or Genesis if you're in America there I look forward to you picking other nits and yeah and you'd have to beat her up before she removed your health bar and you had to go and eat a massive turkey you found under a bin to replenish it cause videogames hmm no it's not particularly creepy on the so until you wonders how big she is or how small the car is technically it is diecast metal that cast by a idiot frankly there's the circus logo with the creepy clown marvelous and the wheels Bailey year-round and I wouldn't be plated this for $1 I don't think let alone 149 and I just our freewheeling and tampo printing arts referring to the KY officer freewheeling and that is apparently a tampo print marvelous I needed was stuck on the template I don't know there's a little trampoline hey hey that was fun wasn't it and oh my god flaming wheel of death sorry that remotely Blues Brothers 2000 therefore needs to be thrown away immediately better and finally we have terrifying why it's a juggle hope we can work that much out he's been shot in the head that much is blatantly obvious come Abby bro come at me bro and he's got a sticky rubber monkey with him which is a bit worrying and frankly the way it was on here it appeared to be shaggy him so he's being humped by a rubber monkey and he's flat his back he's clearly dead so what we're looking at here is a dead Juggalo being by a silver monkey which is obviously a popular addition to any Canadian circus that's sir well um see Heller things coming useful isn't it go on in let's have a look at one last thing how about snap x40 pieces and bad haircuts yep he's regretting following down to work that day go on Josh just let me take one photo of you holding up whatever the that thing is right Castle adventures tricorn crew this is like Lord of the Rings meets Hellraiser there's like a big cube and there's monsters and stuff but it is from giochi preziosi which is italian for hello my name is Pedro and I'm not actually Italian and probably on the back here descriptions please the rules of the proud tricorn champion are an attack signal for the Raptor soldiers in counting those now is the time to take up arms and fight for the glory of the kingdom of this Sauron snap bolts barbarians oh off discover the world snap X Castle adventures no we never look at the website because always full of malware but probably not by pretend they are I had to really rent this box open earlier to open it by the way LM glad I did what fun we're going to have M what are the sets are available square things lots of square things and square things that loosely resemble a castle 1 2 1 4 snap bolts oh good I was worried there wouldn't be 4 snap box but there are and now everything is right with the world here's how to make your single cube laces from homeland so I'm not going to mount a lack of pieces and yeah everything else isn't here apparently well I'm gonna open this up by using teeth and fans just like the barbarian Lego builders of old and we shall now zip forward to a future time where it's all complete well I think we've got a handle on this and I know why it's called snap X cuz all the pieces just snap together ok look and here's a box they can use to keep loom bands in because that's exactly what all monstrous warriors need in their chests yes somebody yeah I mean this is like building system for stuff but they just give you one cube it's a bit dull really and it's not enough made and it fits together nicely also has a remarkably comprehensive instructions for something that was obviously incredibly simple to make but whatever but the lid won't stay on so all their loom bands will be stolen by the rival clans the figure themselves and well pick up some light problem with the rubber it seems to have perished over time as you can see by all the horrible dust coming off it still saw held together and the will they don't do a whole lot to be honest because they are constructed like this and entirely rigid skeleton that you then pop some boots on conser and then you stick this bit over the top and voila an evil warrior with no pans or anything of that type and these things just sort of clip onto them and wear hey an army for everyone and look here's the boss he's got bigger boots kind of Triceratops hat thing going on and a big orange axe oh well I mean if that was sold cheaply nothing could be a quite nice little toy for kids you know and a pound each it's all good however I do suspect the only reason they were empowered land is because it was unsold stock so that's a bit of a shame but such is life what's next I know cakes well sadly untrue it's actually cooking utensils to help you make cakes now why on earth am i showing you a set of measuring cups and spoons because they are from Jane Ash's kitchen when I first saw this I thought it said Jane ashens kitchen and thought I'd done some weird tie-in with a woman's name and forgotten about it Jane Asha incidentally is an actress who is sort of famous in the 70s and 80s and yet weirdly is more famous for making cakes than she is for actually acting I don't know how that happened but fair enough and he's actually getting to curate her own area of Poundland with these little bits and bobs look assorted set of sizes you could want for measuring both dry and liquid ingredients thanks Jane you rock I've developed this essential Jane Ash's kitchen range so it's easy to make delicious cakes breads and biscuits every time thanks Jane so tip in baking accurate measurements are important yes yes yes as they are in most things particularly making explosives or hard drugs wash before first use mmm always true of anything in life so yeah I mean that's quite a nice little thing I want to curate an area of Poundland I could have it full of tat all right I'm beginning to understand why they probably wouldn't do that actually but anyway this is a nice little setup for a quid I mean it's got everything you need there to measure and if we need to measure something that small but who knows if you would one day what a lovely little set in fact I'll tell you what let's have a look at some positive stuff from power line because we do go in and deliberately buy the very worst things so let's have a quick look at some stuff there isn't you can actually get in there and buy power and I mean any of the pound related stores Oh could be nice like paste as it could be powdered we don't judge what we do judge we judge consistently and harshly but we do not discriminate between lands of pound Lagoon Gifford quit biscuits look what else you can get for a quid shitloads of jaffa cakes 24 jaffa cakes 2 pound 15 and RRP just off the shelf in one of the shops i think there's pan world's not entirely sure get up in pound lad I mean that's a lot of jaffa cakes that's like instant diabetes absolutely fantastic I don't keep them in the house because I will of course compulsively eat them all if I do have them here for that is the curse of the Jaffa Cake what else do we have um how about really expensive bilking high speed HDMI to HDMI mini cable these are like 18 quid or something insane in PC world yes just in Pearland oh how about a premium super speed USB 3 8 micro B cable I bought this I'll probably never need it but hey if ever need one spare there it is how about 10 mixed fuses why not what about a Belkin again 90 degree right angled HDMI adapter I bought this and again there's a chance I'll never use it but there is also a chance one day I'll be trying to plug something into television and think this one but wait Poundland to the rescue bluetooth USB dongle that's extremely small why the hell not probably doesn't give it much signal but hey it's much better than no bluetooth at all and it's a bloody pound it's even mucked up by signal X look and that's not all how about World of Warcraft and expansions I ye not Squire bloody Poundland the only disappointing thing is and neither of these of course include the original version of World of Warcraft but isn't that now don't you get that free if you do something rather I don't know how it works but I'll tell you what does work putting those over there in fact let's just take a moment to look back on Poundland and the stuff they sell is actually quite good for a pound I mean look at this oh and it's gone so well a bloody head torch a working head torch for a pound of course it doesn't come with batteries but they sell them for a pound it's bloody amazing if you think about it it's why people keep asking for Poundland food specials or we look at the crap food in there the problem is 99% of the food is absolutely fine it's fact registered brands you know and have heard of you just get it in small amounts there's a bloody miracle HDMI cables apparent 50 pence pieces a pound Hey

Channel: ashens

Views: 1,156,924

Rating: 4.9357448 out of 5

Keywords: Rainbow Loom (Consumer Product), loom band, pregnancy test, wig, luxury, poundland, 99p stores, poundworld, poundland special, ashens, review, funny, wigs, clown, clowns, juggalo, jane asher

Id: rNDWCVULypg

Length: 20min 46sec (1246 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 19 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/SkaveRat]

I'm glad the test was negative

[u/[deleted]]

You seem very hyperactive in this video, Stuart. Also, it's a very good job that the pregnancy test came back negative, as I've heard that if a man takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, it could mean that he has testicular cancer. Also again, that wig actually suited you.

[u/FelixJ20000]

That bin should be a recurring feature in future

[u/LordJiro]

So, he feels the need to ask why on Earth he's showing measuring cups and spoons...and not why on Earth he reviewed a pregnancy test?

[u/CrudeMocha]

JonTron did an excellent review of that Food Fight movie. Worst Animated Movie Ever™

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGql8sKjJwA

[u/[deleted]]

Funny thing is that the pregnancy tests from poundland work the exact same way as the ones you can buy for a fiver or more. I found out I was pregnant last month using that exact same type of test. Don't waste your money on expensive ones, guys!

[u/pizzahut91]

Some day Ashens just needs to send back every Poundland item he's reviewed with that "We'll refund the price if you don't like it" thing on it. thousands of pounds will come rolling in. Truly, buying at Poundland is an investment for the future.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure Ashens has gone insane. Maybe we're all just insane.

[u/lamaba]

The Indifferent Onion in my opinion.