Pre-Winter Clearout Special! | Ashens

hello winter is coming but before it arrives I want to clear out some cupboard space and I plan to do that with the help of this clear out special array the idea is I'm just gonna look at some tap that people have sent me that I couldn't fit into one video or another before for some reason and yeah this is barely scratching the tip of the bloody iceberg and frankly I'm still gonna have a house full of broken toys and expired food but hey clear out special and yes it's going to be even more rambling and informal than usual but before we begin so excited my books ready 50,000 shades of grey oh fantastic you see I thought that since that 50 shades of grey book has been so super popular if I made a book with a thousand times more it will be a thousand times more popular than even that obviously you would have to be an idiot to disagree with that reasoning so yeah looking inside and indeed here it is the phrase shades of grey repeated over and over and over exactly fifty thousand times throughout the whole book in fact and so the idea is if you know you forget how to write the phrase shades of grey for some reason you can literally pick up this book open it to any page any line and it will give you four perfect examples it is absolutely without question the best reference material of it's very specific type and slight problem if you're American you may spell the word gray differently in which case you'll just have to wait for an international Edition but yeah I'm very very pleased with it frankly a lot of work went into it as you can imagine and page 193 here possibly my absolute favorite lots of Keane 192 those who let sit down a bit but hey hundred ninety-three absolutely fantastic slight problem though turns out when I did some research into that Fifty Shades of Grey book it's not the phrase shades of grey repeated 50 times at all it's a bloody novel you know it's like a story with about sex and bondage and stuff so the kinky mothers who bought that may not be so interested in my peerless reference here such a shame but it's too late to stop now so yeah this will be available on Amazon in a few days obviously because you know it's clearly a real thing and there's no problem with me selling it or anything yeah right on to the first thing no I lied before the first thing I want to show you another video what I did very recently m-43 magazine have a look at this annotation thing and also have a look at the link below because they lead pretty much to the same place go and have a look at that it's a funny sketch what I did about music gadgets or indeed the worst music gadget imaginable it's got death in it you'll love it go watch that will wait oh no you can pause this can you let's just get straight on with food food oh dear some people sent me recently some Japanese food least I think it's Japanese I'm not entirely sure where they're actually these must be listening some sort of well let's get on to those in a minute and look at these first calorie mates block balanced food calorie mate block is a nutritionally balanced source of the energy needed for daily activities such as weeping because you haven't even eat this Carrie Mae block is naturally suited for people on the go who need an easy source of energy and nutrition at breakfast work sports study or any busy time classification good ingredients wheat flour blur blur blur blur blur well I've already opened one of these two meetings I dropped it on the floor but there are plenty more don't boil there aren't actually I've smashed half of them still look fat well from what I saw it just looked like shortbread frankly I've got no idea what flavor it is just got the writing in black this one's got it enraged a little bit difference that makes and yeah just literally like a shortbread biscuit feel slightly less crumbly I suppose and oh geez it absolutely stinks of like slightly rotten cheese ah yeah oh it's horrible it's like when you find a bit of Lee Adama at the back of the fridge you should have thrown out months ago you know oh god I don't read this hang on a nibble a bit when the corn oh god oh that's that is unreal it's a lawfulness it does just taste faintly of rotten cheese what idiot would deliberately make something that tastes that are here on let's try the other one then it can't be much worse than a dread to think actually so black is moldy cheese flavor that's laid hang on yes it is a different color thank God for that just the same thing again I would throw a hissy fit come on open up no we don't want you to all look oh this one's got to be chocolate or something yeah it smells vaguely of sort of cocoa powder or chocolate on there and doesn't taste of rotten cheese it does taste pretty much nothing with a very vague hint of cocoa powder at least a million times better than that well that was jolly so we have some dessert I was so taken with these these strawberry gel dumpling puffs things I've got no idea just as royal family on it I very much doubt the Queen made thee and this strawberry flavored they're sort of gooey and if you rip them open they've got like just strawberry jam stuff inside I'm not going to read one of these because we open them several days ago and they may have gone funny by now but I thought they were bloody awful oh really disliked the flavor of them in detection everything didn't like him but the other thumb people I gave them to did like them I was the odd one out which is odd so I'll never try the the this flavor what fruit is that is that a light key I was going to say lime at first was clearly well I'm gonna guess at light key my fruits recognition skills aren't what they once were government it's green it's blobby eating it'll make you sorry hmmmm I actually like those more than the strawberry bizarrely yeah and just tastes vaguely of the fruit and it doesn't have this sort of weird aftertaste either one huh yeah they're all right then if I choose to eat them if I wasn't recording it for my own problems and posterity well yeah I've had worse for instance this look look I can't get over that actually anyway let's play this to one side because it's time to now look at jelly bath that's right jelly bath I'm sure there's nothing silly about that name at all right the idea about this is as it says turns water into goo and back again this person is horrified by it for some reason either I think it's just been shot in the back look tell Doris I love her though and that's his blood new color-changing oh not something I experienced anyway ballistic blue to Planet purple planets purple is not a colour but what planet is purple planets tend to be a bit large to be all one colour but from Mars cuz is red and rubbish bathe in magic goo no thanks might give that a bit of a Miss right the concept behind this um is that kids apparently like jumping in and loads of goo it really doesn't go any deeper than that turn bath time into playtime with jelly bath Gelli BAFF is safe fun and kids love it jelly bath won't stain your carpets or kids yeah if there were some things and stained children that would be a bit of a worry colour changes occur when the goo dissolver is added good for that ingredients sodium polyacrylate sodium chloride and a parfum which is like perfume that's spelt by a complete Ponce so to create the goose and you're on the tap so you sprinkle powder by blob logically relatively well it obviously isn't going to turn anything to jelly is it that would be ridiculous now let's perform our own thing here I already know exactly what this does and I'll tell you why in a moment but I have a small amount given to me by the owner of the box and if we pour this in we will get the authentic Gelli BAFF experience and some on the sofa apparently I'm now looking round me wondering where I put the towel I brought in with me I've forgotten to bring it into the room that's going to be a problem okay leave us here for a few minutes and wait for it to fully turn into Gelli BAFF or not just slightly blue water with dust in it mmm jelly fied or something as you can see each tiny little speck of powder has swallowed some water and turned into a love of jelly and you left her this horrifying silty mess that's kind of like em I don't know bucket full of space bogeys no real idea and unfortunately I've added far too much for this small amount of water and if you were to add it to a bath it would not be nearly this thick and gooey unless you put him on five packets worth probably not a good idea to do that because it would of course block the drains but yeah you can see what it's like here it's not that pleasant would you really want to climb into a bath full of that well don't worry cause it wouldn't be this thick but still it's all a bit of an odd concept excuse me while I wipe my hand it's you everywhere oh god I've got it on eBook that's right I'll wipe clean oh dear yes mmm yes that was far too much for the small thinking Porter I didn't do this very well in theory if you now add this it will then help dissolve all this stuff back to a more watery state that's not going to happen is it because I've clearly overdone it but anyway let's get that to one side for a minute it looks like the weirdest dinner ever and back to Gelli BAFF now imagine that you had to sell this to adults what would you do would you make up some about it being relaxing because that's what the company jalisa tea skin technology did when they made here we go can't find the front now spa gel luxury bath soap infused with lavender jasmine and bergamot it's the same stuff just packaged for adults look add the step 1 powder I don't see it um add the step 1 powder watch the luxurious gel form is nothing more luxurious than gel I had step to powder turn back to water no fuss easy to use look she's so pleased with it but she has sensibly decided not to stick her hair in it she's never get it out yeah so apparently if it's for kids it's just wacky fun if it's for adults it's the most relaxing thing ever do not use motorized jacuzzis or spars not recommend it reduced not recommended for use during pregnancy imagine it is also not recommended for juice during pregnancy but very few things are the benefits exfoliation rehydration deep cleansing heat therapy aromatherapy and detox none of these things present when they're marketing it for the kids oh dear that's definite yes that comes out of the bottle okay well you'll be pleased to hear I took one for the team and decided to climb into a bath full of this however it was in somebody else's bath because I was terrified of clogging the drains so I went to the person who actually gave me this and said look you've likely works I'm use your bathroom they're like okay so anyway here is my M fantastic thing about what I did I poured the water in and yeah it all went slightly jelly although not as thick as the stuff in the bowl there feels sort of damp and silty but when you take your hand out it says well it's basically covered in translucent blue Bogie's and it sticks to hair everywhere and it's all a bit unpleasant a worryingly pouring in the dissolving stuff didn't seem to make much difference as the bogies were essentially the same as before however it did all drain away okay so um phew basically if you might see more of the bath photos by the way you can get the full uncensored sets for four pounds 99 at xxx - as calm as ever right then what's next oh yeah something once mentioned quickly do you remember ages ago I showed something called an eye control pad which was a little controlled paddy thing that you can connect to em i phones and iPads and Android phones and all sorts of stuff and uses a proper controller well they're doing a Kickstarter for a massively improved second version with a full keyboard and stuff so um have a look below there if you want to check that out maybe pledge some money towards it I will be as soon as my debit card is unblocked because apparently buying several them tickets at a train station is very very potentially fraudulent I don't know why is that what people do when they steal your money just buy train tickets obviously so seems weird to me anyway time for some action figures because you know we had looked at any since last week remember spider-man well his alien spider I've actually zoom out a bit for this that was very impressive alien spider with his giant scientist giant katana and is terrifying beady eyes I get the feeling this isn't really spider-man perhaps it's because he's a chameleon right giant action figure loudly blardy blar stupid accessories blah blah blah has it sort of Sam you I look to him and you have definitely a Sam your eye look they have remembered the funny way to pronouncing that and things that sit in his hand these look a little pig so they do actually go in that something I'm bloody staying though you butter-fingered spider fake yeah LG eyes are slightly frightening actually coming right out of his skull which is normal but basically it's just a spider-man ripoff that actually looks more like some sort of masked wrestler or something the most bizarre thing is that this knee keeps appearing on the face detection on the camera can't quite work that well now anyway why am i showing you that because I've been sent so many different types of these things you would not believe we've now got the black one alien spider could be spider-man's black suit maybe is that what is a reference to I don't know what about this one where it's just alien power and now he's got a couple of guns and apparently he's just an alien and if he shove them in the belly button his eyes light up well that was exciting I would look to get a little skull on him to prove how evil and alien he is and they come in different bloody sizes look we've got these sort of mid-range ones we've got a gold and a black one again alien power although having said that they still look far more like samurai or something or they don't have the poke out term eyes there what's next oh wait pretty much the same thing again but very slightly smaller with bleeding eyes but now they're action figure ninja phages over three but no sign of a side onion Shane got some authentic writing on it but I can't understand it probably says alien spider and finally slightly smaller again these are just ninja very brightly colored ninja ninja that you can see in the dark which probably isn't a good thing for a ninja and these are the cheapest ones yeah these ones don't even have legs that move to the previous ones no they didn't either actually a very slightly smaller look you would expect to be exactly the same from the same mold but nope apparently this design is so popular they're gonna make in every size imaginable coming next nanoscopic ones that you can inhale for your enjoyment right what's next oh wait vehicles action figure twenty pieces what the bloody hell is this it's like a bag for the I can't see me something to do like police figures or something let's have a look well you've got hollow cars for your Flintstone style experience you've got ah yes they are police look sword mutant police mutant horrifying police possibly twisted corpses of dead police for caddy it's so it's like themed and made of rubber like Plastic Man or something and there's so much cast-off plastic around it so he's got sort of an aura or something and what is he trying to even do just running forward to this handout possibly trying to find where the rest of his chest cavity is gone yeah anyway here's a pointing one whistling beep I'm a policeman I'm very thin yes here's one with a loudhailer very small loud hailer a child's loud hailer in fact that he has stolen from them yes this is my son's megaphone I carry it with me at all times and I am inhumanly thin welcome to the police force he's on with a rifle got they give these freaks guns that's not gonna end well is it again inhumanly thin and anything else oh he's a headless one that's always nice yet it isn't until you've seen a lot of ping thread like headless monstrosity that you know the police are looking after your best interests anything else no just the pointers and think oh no we've got one he's gonna shoot somebody fantastic he's probably tracked down somebody who isn't bright blue and inhumanly thin and is going to wipe them out and then wear this coat on his head afterwards fun oh look barbed wire fantastic so that is a vehicle's action figure set apparently if that cost any more than 49 cents I want to see the world burn well that's your lot no it isn't a good one more thing this one's so depressing even I can bring myself to look at it for a while welcome to the world of light-up robot it looks a bit gun damn this is my favorite thing directive fun no no been having fun with this it's just a really really cheap toy that apparently lights up warning do not dispose of batteries approaches and fire batteries may explode a leak which may be in some way entertaining and completely against the ethos of this toy and the great thing is you can't actually pull the tab out in order to activate it so here's one that I did because I was inexplicably spent cent for different flavors of this we've got the lime there we've got licorice blueberry comes in later and finally of course strawberry so no articulation on the legs barely any on the arms that's it just literally those two joints all hollow at the back needless to say well the arms are the rest actually isn't because of the light-up function are you ready to light up I'll bet that's just rocked your world hasn't it Wow if that was any brighter it would almost be visible to human eyes fantastic that is a really quite crap toy I suppose from a certain angle it looks vaguely pretty as long as you don't look round the back touch it and especially not press the light-up button so there we are anyway that has cleared a little bit of space for me to fill with other crap almost immediately and now I've got to work out how the hell to dispose of those bloody gel particles oh God you triple-word score my name is detective al Ricci my time I've had to deal with everything you can imagine gentlemen what would you say if I told you I can defend triggers you bring your car we're going to save the file yes and you are I am the savior well nice materdor for the night

Channel: ashens

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Keywords: fifty shades of grey, fifty-thousand shades of grey, gelli baff, jelly, gel, bath, ashens, review, funny

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Length: 21min 18sec (1278 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 24 2012