Poundland Special: Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck

cheapo man I am well overdue for a Poundland special I went to put some more items in the Poundland box and it was overflowing so here are the items I was going to put in and I'll tell you what Poundland have gone meta I [ __ ] you not comrades Poundland collectible trucks all the UK people are now saying bloody hell they've done an Eddie Stobart yes indeed Poundland diecast collectible truck and I can't tell if they're trying to make that into an action pose and they made the boxes too small and had to kind of shove it in not entirely sure what's it's on the bottom I don't know but camión collectible so therefore it's being sold in Spain as well as interesting a rarity well there's not whole lot in the box other than the fact that it's a Poundland collectible truck and it's diecast as it's collectible I better make sure I don't damage the packaging that's all right then Oh blimey they've actually secured it to the bottom that's interesting I mean if don't do twisty ties and you hate these things you ever bought them certain types of actually figure that sometimes comes like a million of those and it takes you like the rest of your life and twists your bloody things out god I'm doing it up tighter we're all doomed doomed I took that have to work jib jib we got there in the end the important thing is that we survived from very careful I actually I'm not very careful this isn't going to survive looking at it umm-hmm right I let's take the wrapper and axle and that one there so there there we are we made it in the end kind oh no I'm not sure this ah there we are as good as the day it was made that's not a good thing right let's remove that oh god this has run the actor what the bloody hell is up with this packaging they're really not expecting you to take it out of the box I don't think sort of the different kids are gonna learn to play with more than their people collect them and surely right so put that in there presumably and no bit just buckles doesn't go in it's not round okay and finally after only nine years of pissing around with packaging we have out we have our very own patent land amazing value every day www.koco.com for chinchillas oh how much is this and piss off the staff because that's exactly what you need if you're working in pound land some smartass [ __ ] anyway what's on the side G thumb up Overlord superpower eh okay that sounds great that sounds like the sort of truck you want to be driving until you look at it and it's just got bits of plastic in and what the hell's up the windscreen wipers this is very cheap did you notice the details coming off the side there there's one the other side that's also coming off and as loads of bubbles underneath and you can actually see through the top because the plastic is so thin the bag doesn't open anything this keeps bloody coming off hmm I'm not entirely convinced these are the most high-quality of collectibles if you are going to be collecting those arm it strongly recommend you leave them in the box and then leave the box in the shop how does it go on the wheels well the wheels do just about go around the back axle here isn't too marvelous I think we sort of broke it by daring to remove it from the packaging oh well and don't worry there's at least one other design with just a big logo they don't really use that often anymore and this one is a novell world champion they just put that on from like a racing car or something we've got this label machine left over from all the fun run cars we've been doing we'll just stick that on this side of the Poundland collectible truck well there we are I can't wait to go out and do a beanie babies and blow all my money on those and then they're not worth anything and then I die in poverty or whatever right up next Jesus Pen I'd like to point out this didn't come from a UK pound shop to my knowledge but it might have done actually having said that might have come from one of the smaller family-run ones I haven't seen this in the major ones because it's not particularly high quality obviously is a in popular Christian icon Jesus of Nazareth Thea has a very large chocolate coin strapped to the back of his head for some reason but when you look closer you realize this in fact isn't a religious figure this is the singer Chris rear with heartburn it's obviously Chris rear though it could not look more like Chris rear he's on the road to hell and indigestion tablets oh well done it actually writes don't you try a bit yes it did oh my god I've ruined my collectible I'll apologize sorry there we are I'm sure I'll get away with it now well that's marvelous you can now write all your fan letters to Chris rear in a toga with a pen that looks like Chris we heard a toga ah what a wonderful day to be alive only had some mini wrestlers know we're talking man I was finna pwith those wrestlers being too damn big so now we've got some mini ones together with accessories like a briefcase in case they go and see their accountant a hammer in case they want to kill their accountant and a wrestling championship belt that makes more sense to also stretcher some reason they're from our friends at fantastic and they're just about GI Joe sighs sort of figures maybe a little bit smaller ripple net and see what's going on oh my goodness it's always good when you see that they've got some kind of massive screw in the back that's what I say when I'm lying to people um right so the articulation is kind of well the legs work kind of there's a little bit of articulation down there and the hips are the arms are so loose is literally a case of a little bit a little little lulululu I shouldn't do that cam cords with larry's heck and there's yes screws in the back the sort of weird holes in the chest now if you can make that out it actually leads in between his biceps has a bit of a problem and his face Billy was a very poor wrestler and tinder for the mask so he just poured ketchup over his own head good old Billy and he looks kind of suspicious I felt just it's got faced expression like some bug eyes just pour a lot of ketchup over his head actually Oh Billy bless you you sit down over there your stretcher and your briefcases in your briefcase open that would be amazing I think it might it does oh my god there's like the Ark of the Covenant it nope it does open so you can keep the sandwiches in it or whatever can he hold the hammer in his hand no because this hand is sealed up and this hand is just permanently open well you can look at the hammer wrestlers looking at hammers is something I think more toy companies should explore and the other one with equally wobbly arms is a bald guy who looks really goddamn excited with childish Glee about something this is like he was only expecting to get some sweets or something for Christmas and then he opened a brand new Nintendo 64 Oh who died dad Oh what Nintendo oh joy I'm so excited joy dude Oh bless him he probably wouldn't have had the soul patch when that was happening but hey such his life and he's got yeah same sort of articulations you know man oddly enough can I pull his leg off yes I can and regret that had to pawn force though I will say you know it didn't come on very easily on sale and sure the kids would pull it off at attempting to play well for a pound I've seen worse and pion see a good example of this type of figure here is a chunk little or Chuck Liddell I don't know he prances no measure never heard it said out loud the famous MMA fighter knows he's considerably bigger but also far better sculpted and articulated and all that kind of stuff Oh Chuck chug or breakage voucher no actually it kind of looks like he's yeah giving the Invisible Man a blow job or something rather than childlike excitement well that's all ruined for me then I've just ended up with a slight headache fortunately I've got some head soothe to sort me out a surprise jump cuts because apparently showing this to the camcorder immediately makes the battery drop from 1/3 full to zero either that or the spare battery is again knackered oh goody I can buy another one I should just get another mains lead actually to connect the camera directly to the metal though wasn't didn't term this camera maker sort of weird humming noise when you played in the mist I can't remember and I've lost the lead so I can't oh it's given me such a headache if only I had something to soothe it away and sadly this will not do it thanks health point apply direct to forehead that is really reminding me of something and that is driving me mad my can't think what it was anyway let's continue especially designed to apply director forehead use s required so it doesn't make any specific claims about what it does is just called head soothe and use as required which often means you can't overdose on it because it don't really do anything well let's see what it's actually like first god it doesn't look very professional users required thanks with your weird bright sticker so it's like a sort of crazy lips oh that's a cap right might help if I take that off yes there we are mmm oily smells like CEM menthol yeah not particularly strong smell but M it is quite min fully well that's nice I'm gonna put some my forehead right now mmm that's made my forehead a bit oily and very very slightly cooler maybe is that due to the menthol or is that entirely in my head I have no idea let's put this back together now I went and checked as to what all the ingredients do to see if there were any active ones spoiler no there aren't ingredients butylene glycol this is a preservative you find in loads of skincare products it helps keep things moist and soft and use to bulk them out propylene glycol is very very solar aqua is literally water it's just a posh name for it in Latin like and also of course they had a number one hit in 1997 with Bobby Kel one of the most popular songs ever released in the UK as terrifying Thor way from record sales anyway menthol yes we smelled that is a thing what they make a mint peg 8d stearate which is a fantastic name for prog rock group and that helps things dissolve in water and is you know another sort of cosmetic cleaning thing sodium stearate is a form of soap ProLiant poly up some are 407 which sat which is I think it's the villain from the new Star Wars film quite looking forward to that that's a chemical that dissolves oils you find in cleaning stuff too paste mouthwash and stuff like that EDTA is an acid you find in shampoo that improves stability and air and sodium hydroxide is an alkali used to neutralize acids probably the EDTA so yeah it don't really do anything except cool your head slightly due to the menthol it does feel slightly cool now so if you've got a very minor headache that can be cooled to get rid of it there are probably better methods than spending a pound on this stuff ah my god I've remembered it was like a mean thing wasn't it apply directly to forehead head on up there was it like an American TV ad is all over YouTube like a decade ago head on apply directly to forehead and just work through repetition head on apply directly to forehead head on apply directly to forehead scum sort of just repetitious and weird sorry I'm far too pleased myself for finally actually remembering what that was ah what a day if only I had a mouse that felt like a squidgy Pig but don't worry pound land provides all squidgy Pig nice soft touch USB optical computer mouse add a little character to your desktop because it's like a little character meaning that's a kind of pun thanks Unicom so the idea is add a little friend your desktop soft squidgy body that's not sounding good scroll wheel and left and right click I buttons oh my god that Google eaiser click USB optical mouse delivers greater accuracy and control no software required simple plug-and-play unless you're using an operating system from 1987 or something is compatible with Windows 2000 Windows XP Windows Vista I don't care rights of copy packages so we should be able to here here we go squeegee is just soft yes I sort of the guts of a mouse with like a rubber membrane stuck on it yeah the buttons will it click as you press the googly eyes accounting this isn't the optimal design for a mouse do not look into beem beem being a small village in Cheshire and you've got to scroll wheel well it's an optical mouse with a scroll wheel for a quid it just feels sort of weird and cramped I tell you what I'm going to go and test it out actually I'll go and plug it in the computer and see what it is back in a minute although it will be literally zero seconds for you told you it would be quick yes um do you know this is not surprisingly actually works quite well in the hand which I find astonishing is I thought it would just be rubbish but now it works it's it's looks stupid in it feels odd but it is basically an optical mouse for a pan here can't complain unless you don't want it's a lot of this I'm just skin it and see what it's like inside oh no knocks I can't get it off is incredible stuff forever sorry piggy but this isn't your day yeah that's pretty basic under there but hey it does the job I'm not complaining let's pull his eyeballs off then he can complain Oh time for some food and other such items but all I've got is this popping cotton candy gum with stickers from our best friends one direction the band that no somebody left then something else happened I don't think God if you know writing on the back war of peace on the back of that and that is one of the most glum looking sad onions I've come across for some time these brush teeth be active eat healthy you're implying that this stuff sound unhealthy in here on you so here's one direction in case you don't know who there are there's Benito Benito - Benito's 3 Benito 4 and hair boy right just small where is going to rip that open this night set a foot and a flip-flop and that need something gonna read just weird right well you [ __ ] [ __ ] I thought this was gonna be in a package or something with ah great now got cotton candy gum all over the bloody sofa marvellous just what I needed bloody hell is just like sugar dust and stick some the mouth get some joy of it hmm Oh horrible oh oh he's like candy floss except it was trying to gone wrong alright so sticking to my fellow boys I just wiped on the sofa for God's sake Oh Deary me and that's the sticker is it looks like something somebody's found in a bloody album from the 1970s or something I got a weird color of it was discolored by the stuff there I suppose great so I've now got a really weird curled forehead from the bloody hate sooth stuff my fingers are all sticky from the one direction cotton candy stuff has gone everywhere not just a popping I didn't get that impression at all maybe this is horribly out of date so I need to give this to me at a comic convention oh yes there we are no best for end 31st of October this year it's fine bloody marvelous right I'm gonna have to jump cut again I can wash my hands and spit this out just go be my art right let's continue with the cursed review now that I've managed to clear all the cotton candy gum stuff off the viewfinder of the camcorder and salutely a while I was away there washing my hands etc the battery died again I'm now in the third spare battery no wait the second spare battery when I got three batches this is unbelievable am i taking them to catch fire in a second without the use of the blowtorch I think anything could cheer me up there oh and idling that looks like a potato that's cheered me up that's cheered me right up action figure figurine articulate alien yep you ain't joking this it is just basically a potato that's been slapped into the shape of an alien come out come out and show us your beauty my friends before you oh my god there's batteries in the back but what how do you activate whatever it does that's really weird and right that goes in the hello okay that doesn't really go in Andrew well need some blue tag to hold that in but there he is as do you think actually this is what the smash robots from those 80s adverts were fighting against they were keeping these evil potato aliens at bay also his eyes look like weird blisters and now I'm looking at this do you know I think they've just reused the mould there's not actually any electrics in the back they've just reused the mould from an earlier design I think I have reviewed something very similar to this before but in more a Leonie colors maybe that's what's happened they've just gone and reused the mold the lazy monkeys I do remember seeing these in pound lab for like quite a long time just not as potatoey I like that they did need a bit of a sort of a vegetable twist and I think that has done the trick that we really needs to use a lot more moisturizing cream getting very cracked on there I'll mate to get some that he'll bar metal saw you out all right soldiers time warning chugging hazard hooray fifty pieces of soldiers I'm going to count them ready and underhood because that would be very dull this was distributed by momentum brands made in Dongguan and China so you know it's gonna be good well actually you don't know if it's gonna be good or not that's why I'm going to show you so here's the deal there are white soldiers and there are green soldiers and only one faction can survive they look more like builders and soldiers they also appear to actually be the same people just in a different colour which is quite an interesting treatise on war in itself and right they're [ __ ] terrifying basically what they've done is gone for the terrifyingly thin thing they're 11 hit my steam rollers or something also their guns are weird if you can make that out but yeah they could do with a few pies to say these see on this looks like actually just picking the off my goodness look at the body on this one that's astonishing so that chap in and Betelgeuse has been crushed by a car and works in the office I think what has happened here is that an alien race has seen pictures of humans in books so just in 2d representations and try to recreate them without realizing how three dimensions works well done alien lads you may only be theoretical but you are crap look at the face on this one throwing a good God one throwing a grenade bloody hell you so badly injured you be eating the grenades you'll feel better afterwards may put yourself alien misery crikey Oh Rome though yeah this one of the gas masks may win the award for flattest soldier ever that's really astounding nasty climb under a door to get people somewhere um can I take that back I'm watch oh yes nope I dunno I was thinking actually they were different designs just similar but nope they are exactly the same Thanks incredibly thin and in no way really creepy soldiers on it there's one leave their binoculars there hola hello love you're at can you see me there yeah you've lost some weight yeah it was an accident don't worry about it I'm gonna count them now and see if there really were fifty one two three four five six seven eight nine ten one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 20 21 22 23 24 25 right we're halfway there one two three four five six seven oh god I've lost count ah bucket hang on where are we 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and 1 2 3 4 5 there are exactly 50 well that's made me feel better about the world but unfortunately for you you've just watched somebody count 50 [ __ ] figures without turning the video off and I'm afraid that's time you will never get back rest in peace spare battery - you are cheap you came from eBay and you no longer hold a charge but you will live on forever in our hearts just as this [ __ ] bubblegum is going to live one firm not the sofa because apparently as soon as it gets contact with air you've got 9 seconds to get rid of it before it sort of turns into sticky stuff so this is marvelous I don't now I'm going to get this off fire chemicals harsh language Peter Oh suddenly me again it's just occurred to me and you know going back to the head sooth stuff from earlier if you do have headaches which you can find well soothed by making your forehead very colder there's a much better product in Poundland they do these packs of like weird menthol sticky stuff that you can put in the freezer and then stick straight on your forehead and it is infinitely colder than the heads through these stuff there and will basically do you a lot better for your money and that's my advice for the day but who will help Kris rear with his indigestion

Channel: ashens

Views: 1,302,074

Rating: 4.9229231 out of 5

Keywords: Wrestling, ashens, review, poundland, poundland special, funny, One Direction (Music Video Performer), truck, poundland truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, candy floss, cotton candy, bubble gum, squidgy, pig mouse

Id: o_4R-v5WbUM

Length: 22min 51sec (1371 seconds)

Published: Sun May 31 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

off you go, then.

[u/lm794]

So I'm a fan from Canada, and I thought that "squidgy" pig mouse would be hilarious to bring to work. The office would get a magnificent laugh, no doubt.

So I look it up and what do you know, it's on Amazon. But after conversions to Canadian dollars and shipping, it would cost me nearly $60 to buy one. And here you got it for pretty much $2. That's nuts!

[u/skippythemoonrock]

http://i.imgur.com/H9iUkAb.jpg

[u/el_pepsicano]

The Jesus pen might actually be Saint Judas Thaddeus.

[u/LifeMadeSimple]

As I recall, Headon is also just a placebo type thing. I'm pretty sure it turned out it was just a stick of wax.

[u/BKMurder101]

I actually have the figure that one of those wrestlers was ripped off from

http://m.imgur.com/a/REJZc

The knockoff is missing the bend in the stomach and all the tattoos. I assume the other was a ripoff of a Rey Mysterio from the same line.

[u/[deleted]]

For the gum: use your Avengers ice cubes to freeze it and chip it off with the Agents of Shield badge.

[u/JDGumby]

Man, that truck sucks. "Die cast." Is there any actual metal there? Even the cab looks to be plastic...

About the only thing generic HeadOn'll do for your forehead is maybe give you a rash [as the label is kind enough to point out :P].

[u/randylaheyjr]

Cover your sofa in peanut butter to remove the gum.