Poundland Special: Block Skeleton Soldier Nutters | Ashens

cheapo its Poundland special time again because it's that time of the vernal liquid noxus no to be honest the reason I'm doing but now is I find a big box full of stuff from Poundland I've kind of forgotten about and I want to fit other things in that box so let us begin with our pan shop shenanigans with battle squadron not just a squadron but a battle squadron they're probably going to have a fight or something yes 100 British soldiers epic battles so it's the classic toy story style little green soldier mint look there's the year Union Jack in there just to make it look more local morning not suitable for children under 36 months choking hazard due to small parts array that's how we know they'll be fun so it's basically our friends at fantastic have produced a hundred soldiers for a pound a penny each and they give you the bucket free you can't complain can you well you can complain be really super gives us cheap well let's see what they look like then I'm going to guess like they've already been through a war and they lost frankly I kind of want to count them but on the other hand I'm not going to do that because it would be really boring so how do these buggers here and I can believe it look for starters you've got a really weird square rock that looks like somebody didn't finish making it properly in Minecraft and presume you break this off and patriotic square rocks did - oh that's the wrong theme so what have we got then and all from the same side these guys I can tell well this chap here is a morris dancer we've given him some sort of stick that looks very loosely like a rifle if you squint and he doesn't really know what to do it I think so he's just getting on and Morris dancing he's got a big dent in his back a bell in his head a face that looks like something that escaped from Easter Island and overall I think it's gonna be on the winning side and the war is he whose this trap oh my god it's heart attack Henry yep he's just a tart attack he's trying to thump ystem chest to get it going again not working he'll be dead soon he's got 12 children it's going to be horrible who else are we go Oh somebody with some sort of bazooka going on pinhead Ted I think below God I think the bazooka got very hot and it melts use face-off but it's kind of melted - the bazooka that's really horrible oh don't look at that one anymore quickly that's what that bloody ell skill has he he just saw ambling along with a massive machine can vaguely pointing out his crotch areas like he's posing for an amusing photograph or something oh yeah so this off the Facebook a little bit back at all it's very expressing anything he doesn't have a mouth man he's beginning to freak me out more heavily and I thought it was what else have we got going on hmm all pretty similar oh my goodness this chap is very pleased to have a gigantic rifle the accountants actually hold or use properly also one of his boots has melted to the floor that is a bit of a worry I'll be honest with you yeah I mean you're not expecting a lot for a penny each and well they're not really giving you a lot so that's quite positive on that front always more designs here's a chap with a knee attachment bionic knee that's the new weapon of war that will win us all the battles actually let's make a kind of giant bottle or something no he's just gone and got drunk yes guns on his back so no boys carrying there and his head is interesting let's just put it politely and get rid of them as soon as possible and as obvious - guys have the same thing going on a very very wonky right arm going on as they walk around with their gun pointed in a slightly different direction to the one they're looking in which I don't think is very good for accuracy man are there any more in here I can't tell because they all look the same from a distance they don't really look that different up close but oh this one this one's not bad he looks like somebody who's vaguely in command or something and yeah he's much better rendered than most of them well done you are now in charge or there's a big hole in the back your head so I think you may have been shot bring that to you but you know how in the back of the head is usually a sign of that this guy is my favorite definitely I don't know how many of these you get in 100 but it isn't enough and why would you focus on him because even the camera fears loping machine gun man ah what a group of people well if you think we want your children to get small cuts in their fingers from very sharp edged plastic and look just as I mention that I find the sharpest lung yet mm-hmm lovely and yeah then they can have hours of fun with these if I know they did a hundred in different colors they could be the enemy or something how I did find out if I thought and looks much better although I have yes infinim inside ask girl night nights from hell so there's basically hell that's probably up very nice and at least girl nights have come out of it everybody up to the story on that then brilliant superior materials superior performance their lumps of plastic had we perform superior manufacture modern tech Ikes I do love some modern tech Ike's or tech EKU's maybe model boutique 100% safe and non-toxic mean price nothing else to tell us on there please retain this for information nope but these under tear them and they'll see much bigger scale than those and you only get a handful them doesn't say hem and you get let's count them one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 I for this view and that I probably wouldn't have started counting if I'd known there were so many or I've at least counted like they do on Sesame Street 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 anyway let's have a look at these because they look damn cool they look like the Deadites from army of darkness and other such evil dead related films the names of quite read mmm worryingly soft plastic I think is the description here you can kind of bend their arms about which is good because this guy just looks like he's having a migraine and maybe you could heat them under with some warm water and then they'd stay in the position you move into I don't know but I'll tell you what I really like the scalps don't you see that all their scaly face and everything a nice little detail on it although yeah I'm not entirely convinced by the position is in we've got this guy he's but casual yeah I got the Oldham hip well you know I was going to go to the mall but I suppose I'll being undead warrior that's the way it goes isn't it and this guy's got a scythe and a really bad problem with his legs Wade looks like he's in that moonwalk video Michael Jackson did while leaning over and so pretty nifty though by the time you bent his legs back we've got and got a chat with really weird wings just made out of long feathers increasingly long feathers that's very strange indeed he's got himself a big old hatchet or axe as we call in the trade which he will use to kill puppies if you do not donate to his patreon for his series of videos about let's play or something and another kind of I want to call that side that's probably badly rendered if it is a scythe is that the same as the other guy it is that this one so badly bent up in the packet or maybe in the bag where I cried at home actually didn't recognize them as the same thing so either eight different designs do you think let's have a look oh man he's my favorite he's my favorite so far he's got a really weird sword with a heavy bit on the end and sort of giant caught almost cornucopia style um horn and you know what sound it makes me blows the horn nothing skeletons done any lungs all lips moving swiftly on yep there's another one with an axe and a shield going on there Louis he's looking a bit more active there that one also made up a slightly thicker feeling plastic which is odd another horn guy he's getting really into it he's at the background of a really odd year revision entry that one and now I think we're through all the different designs called the winged one is weird if these weren't so squashed up they would be fantastic whatever it is for a pound genuinely quite impressed with those oh and look what I found in pound world everybody it's a stealth wristwatch blink time try me one of these watches where you press the face and it shows you they're completely wrong times I haven't set it yeah for a pound it's alright isn't it and but you may remember that blue crate had one of these in a while ago and said the black ones these stealth ones will loot crate exclusive how have they ended up in pound whoa oh oh we see what you're up to loot crate selling off your excess stock to pound worlds well keep an eye out who knows what other items you may find in there probably not the t-shirts but maybe other bits and bobs who knows those cute fig sort of little statues they do keep turning up for two or three quid and B and M I've noticed if you haven't been down near you it's a shop called B and M bargains but remember you must refer to it as bum bargains because that's funny right hunger strikes let us have some sugar in the form of shockers and mutters yep gonna be one of those days so um yeah these are all quite obviously ripoffs of M&Ms mmm is only small sweets they're like chocolate with a crispy shell and they all taste the same although the fact there are different colors ohm's M&Ms are a bit crappy really the standard M&Ms I don't understand them at all they're just like Smarties only not as good now peanut M&Ms on the other hand rule one of the best of the confectionaries for my money and one of my absolute favorite things peanut M&Ms Paul peanut mutters as they are calling them in this complete and utter ripoff thing is there's a really weird place in central London called M&M world and it's literally like a giant shop there sells M&M branded things as if anybody gives a about M&M bradda stuff it's really weird and people actually go in and buy like plastic biplanes with a little emmaandemma in it it's one of the strangest things I've ever seen it's like somebody just invented them and said look this is this is a popular thing to have on stuff and let know there's some sweets no it's popular we got this big shop who must be then it's Ivan ever got my head around it I really haven't and but don't go in there if you're hungry because they pump the smell of chocolate and I'll shop and which is one of those things that they do so chocolate chalk is 200 grams of them here are the little ripoff m and n men and they've all got bites taken out of them little bleeding to death or something they look absolutely horrified as if they're in agony so good work there graphic design people mm-hmm Kobe chair chocolate couverture chocolate in a crisp colored sugar show what they look like well you've been forgiven since others like M&Ms I tell you what they bloody do I've been snacking on these things enough for about a week nurse or a good idea what they taste like they taste like slightly cheaper M&Ms really the standard sort of crowned Landy chocolate that's a little bit greasy and coating thing is all right there okay there okay I wouldn't say they're particularly marvellous and if you are into M&Ms these are not as good and the weirdest thing is they sell M&Ms in Poundland in packs of 165 grams so you're basically just getting like 35 grams more and inferior product it's really weird never nutters their nut as I said before I do love peanut M&Ms but the nut is frankly are not as good as you can see they're far less uniform than M&Ms I think that's because the peanuts aren't as good and the chocolate and the sugar stuff is fairly thin you could get away with but the peanuts themselves weren't particularly nice and these they have that kind of weird dirty taste to the cheap peanuts have and if you never experienced a cheap peanuts they have a slightly dirty taste there you've learned something today also there's an incredible amount of yellow ones in the packet as compared to other colors overall they've got amusing names but let's be honest they're not particularly good again you can usually find peanut M&Ms in parallel anyway in similar sized packets so you might as well just go for proper thing which is much nicer why do these things exist well they've been caught in some sort of zombie apocalypse now look somebody's literally eaten the tops of their heads horrifying right let's move swiftly on to first bricks first there were bricks in there there was probably some more bricks that's the way it works block town girls as Billy Joel very nearly sang about so yeah it's fake Lego from good old block Tech or brick by brick whoever they're calling themselves this five-minute period and yeah it's kind of super cheap Duplo for 18-month old children and four characters eight blocks yet this is about as simple as it gets guys first bricks are easy click great for building your first models fair enough right let's see what they're actually like in some code that will seal that the bloody m service i don't realize right we have to tear into them like a madman ah don't forget to cast me in your horrified you have been in horror flames i shouldn't set up right em yes here are some remarkably similar faces in fact the two on the right are pretty much identical with the mouth moved around slightly and the one on the far left looks surprised and they're all wearing similar colors so they literally two bricks of a yep perfect let's make our own weird Gestalt entity we have a Living Tribunal right they need some sort of set to go with them don't worry Poundland have thought of everything with girls cafe make children of 18 months quaint into cafes I find and we produce from them in a small manner in their home so I can imagine this going down very well hmm right what we got not many bricks I would've thought yep well please quake sir then it got a good quality feel about actually how you don't get many few pounds left and yeah you wouldn't actually be worried about language at all although they're bit dirty actually so I think i'ma say you wouldn't be worried about giving them to a child for safety purposes but now see the dirt on them of it right other instructions i have i oh no i've ripped up the picture and now i don't know right so that goes on that a table hmm this chair is kind of as it is and this is apparently the careful and that isn't there that goes on there year didn't really need instructions for this one director that gives a map and oh my goodness this is where they sell drugs absolutely astonishing yeah these figures don't go particularly well these things away but I suppose you don't want anything too small to give to your 18 month old children because they'll chew em up and swallow them and use them to create thermonuclear warheads like in Dexter's Laboratory and pretty sure that's how that worked so yeah little bit overly simple perhaps but hey if you do want to keep your 18 months old amused for a short period of time you could give them this or you could just you know play with them or something that probably quite good as well wings skeleton on the table image of the day there we are somebody draw that like really beautifully and stick it on be guitars or something boom khasim say maybe dead Journal hasn't all that sort of feel to it does that still even exist I don't know and I don't particularly care let's round up with one last item it's a shark eating somebody's leg look there's a giant comedy foot coming out of his mouth this is apparently three-plus falls out of your hands hungry shark squeezed for leg popping action I presume that just to do with this toy and lots of people in general from HG Ellie you may remember did the toxic mutant toys which words didn't bleed anyway it's a big rubber shark with a mad look in his eyes jaws the revenge going on here and squeeze it and the leg pops I said leg doesn't pop I didn't work oh here if we get it exactly right a little glue here oops hang on you tell me was glued in place the whole point of it is the bloody legs supposed to come out a little glued in place Deary me well I've got it got it very social socialism so my time bloody care trust it is bad as Jules the revenge an awful film and which segues me nicely into a little freebie for you see I could be on the radio yeah we're doing a new podcast called the sequel eise's now the concepts behind this cast of the pod is that two teams of two people and a host to get together and we talk about a sequel to a film except it is a bad sequel to a good film for instance jaws classic film jaws the revenge absolutely appalling sequel and the idea is both teams come up with a better pitch for a sequel a sequel it would have been a much better film and then you can decide which one you like the best in your own head because the host actually chooses in the podcast anyway it's called vers equalizers and you can find it on like stitcher and iTunes and all those sorts of podcasting things you said not Google Play yet because some of these the only podcasting if you live in America I'm quite certain of it anyway it's free have a listen I'm off to eat the rest of these mutters well actually I'm gonna stick to the biddin eat something nicer subscribe for more and [Music]

Channel: ashens

Views: 940,517

Rating: 4.91572 out of 5

Keywords: poundland, poundworld, pound shop, poundland special, ashens, review, funny, toys, m&ms, fake m&ms, skeletons, evil dead, toy soldiers, green toy soldiers, watch, shark, fake lego, lego, special, 99p stores, toy, tat

Id: _CCEt-zBNjo

Length: 18min 50sec (1130 seconds)

Published: Tue May 09 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Catjaz63]

Nothing; skeletons don't have any lungs or lips

mr skeltal will be not pleased with this

[u/IronMadden]

This definitely deserves a picture by itself.

[u/JDGumby]

Woot! Goatse skeleton!

[u/chroma3d]

As an american, I would like to note that as Stuart started humming our national anthem at the Union Jack, I started humming Canada's. This is not an uncommon occurance with me.

[u/Chase_High]

That part with the skeleton that was deformed was probably the most I have laughed at a YouTube video in a long time!

[u/180enforcer]

Jaws the Revenge.... ugh. What a bloody awful movie. It's so boring and full of so many inconsistencies it makes you vomit. Michael Caine on the film, "I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

[u/OmegaX123]

That's no British soldier! That's a Polynesian soldier! He's doing a haka, his face looks like it came from Easter Island, the signs are all there!

EDIT: Ooh, you're gonna get hate mail from your American viewers, saying M&Ms are just like Smarties only not as good. American Smarties are more like Rockets (are they Rockets in the UK, those chalky pressed sugar sweets?)

[u/Martipar]

I'm only interested in skeletons that flicker.

[u/PPStudio]

These soldiers and skeletons are some fine body horror! Also, I'm quite surprised that Stuart is a Smarties person too. They're far less popular them M&M's, but are as good if not better, for sure.