(intense music) (Shayne throws dice)
- What the (bleep). (Keith laughing) I see everything. - Where'd you go? - [Kimmy] Get away from me! - No, I'm protecting
it. I'm protecting it! - [Shayne] Just do the thing. - What are you doing? (screams) (Courtney and Kimmy laughs)
(intense upbeat music) - What's up punks? Welcome to Board AF. (Courtney and Kimmy laughs) Today, we're playing
Monopoly: Cheater's Edition. It's like regular Monopoly, except that at all times there
are five cheats on the board. If you get away with
them, you get rewarded. If you don't get away with
it, if someone calls you out, you get penalized for it. - Yeah, and if you catch 'em, you gonna get money for
catching the cheaters. - That's right. - We figured like we don't fight enough when we play Monopoly.
(Keith laughs) So, yeah.
- [Shayne] Yeah. Really cranking it up this time. But hey, we'll really
crank it up even harder if you like and subscribe. (Courtney grunts) - Do it.
- Ring, ring. - That's right.
- I feel it, I feel it. (Courtney grunting)
(Kimmy laughing) - Let's get into this... jerks. - No.
- Hey... too far. - I'm curious. Like what if I could get
through this whole game not cheating and what if I win? - [Shayne] To be honest, not cheating is probably
the smartest route. - [Courtney] Yeah.
- [Keith] Mhm hmm. - Because if you get caught, you go to jail and you pay money. - My mama told me cheaters never win. So, I'm gonna stick to that this game. - And Keith has never won anything. (crew overlap talking and laughing) - I never cheat.
- [Courtney] Never. - That was a thing of the
past, and I never used to win. - [Kimmy] (laughs) Uh huh. - So this time I'm going
into it with a mindfulness of not cheating. I'm gonna try not to do that. - [Courtney] Cool, cool.
(Kimmy laughing) - Before we begin, we're gonna
put some cheats on the board. Pickpocket, steal money
from another player. - [Courtney] Oh my God yeah. - [Shayne] Identity Theft. On your turn move another players
token instead of your own. - How would we get away with this. - Extra allowance, collect
$300 when you pass Go. Squatters rules. Collect rent
for another player's property. Counterfeit Chance. Instead of doing what's
written on your Chance card, do whatever you want. If you successfully do
one of these cheats, and the next player rolls the dice, you get to collect what's
on the bottom of these. And then that sheet will go
at the bottom of this deck. And we'll start and put
another cheat there. - Okay, so for these
things like pickpocket that you could do at any point, it doesn't necessarily
need to be your turn. That's just... Your window of opportunity
is until the next dice roll. Is that correct?
- [Courtney] Yes. Yes. - [Kimmy] Okay, cool. - What?
(Shayne laughing) I don't understand.
- Did you just take money? - That's not even a cheat
that's on the board right now. - It said take $300. I was just trying to get
this cheating started. - Okay.
(crew laughs) - That's crazy 'cause
you're literally talked about not cheating. - Well, you caught me, Courtney. Ah. (Keith laughs)
- Here I'm going. - [Kimmy] A hundred dollars. (Kimmy and Courtney laughs) - [Shayne] Eight. - [Keith] Eight. - [Keith and Shayne]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight - I'm gonna buy it. So, Connecticut Avenue that's... - Well, you're smart
to hide all your money in your hand like that. (Kimmy laughs) (Shayne laughs) - Keith! Kieth had his hand moving like this. (all laugh) - [Courtney] One, two,
three, four, five ,six, seven Wow 10! - One, two, thee, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten! I'll buy it. Hey! (all laugh) - You really could have got somewhere. - I could if I was quicker. - Keith! - Sorry. (all laugh) - It's insanity already. No, we just started. This is crazy. This is crazy. Wow. - Here we go. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. - [Kimmy] You gotta go to the next train. - [Shayne] You get zipped here. - [Keith] Oh, wow. Okay.
- [Kimmy] Oh,cool. - All right, all right, here we go. Oh, doubles again
- Double again! - [Courtney] What! - [Keith and Shayne] Really? - [Keith] One, two,
three, four, five, six. - [Shayne] Okay, community chest. - Okay. For closure, take one property from any player and return it back to the bank. Ooh. - Keith. - (laughs) You know what... Keith you want me on your good side. - I'm going to go with you Shayne. Now we're playing Monopoly. - Great, okay. Thanks, Keith. - [Keith] Okay, that's seven. Five, six, seven. - [Courtney] Wow, you passed Go. - [Keith] Let's do it. I'll buy it. Why not?
- [Kimmy] Okay. It's $60. - I need to just need some damn property. (Kimmy giggles) - [Shayne] Seven. Five, six, seven. Community Chest. While you have this
card, don't ask for rent. The next time a player tries
to skip out on paying you rent, reveal this card. You may take any one
property from that player. So you better remember that? - Can you say it again? - No. (Keith laughs) You guys better not... Be cheap-- - But I tried. (Keith and Kimmy laugh) - "But I tried" - [Kimmy] You're doing great, sweetie. - [Courtney] Seven. Four, five, six, seven. I'll buy it. - Nice. - Has anybody cheated yet? Come clean. (Courtney and Kimmy laugh) Oh no. Oh no the dice is under the table. Can you get it Shayne? - [Courtney] Shayne it
was right by your toe. It is! It is, I promise. (crew laughs) I promise (laughs) (all laugh) - This is getting real serious up in here. - [Kimmy] All right, seven! - I stole money from Kimmy. - [Kimmy] You did!
- [Shayne} No Way! - [Kimmy] When? (all laugh) - Half a second before you
said, "Has anyone cheated yet?" (Kimmy laughs) - Lets get the replay. - [Kimmy] (slowed down)
Has anybody cheated yet? (laughs in slow motion) - Okay, did you get away with it? On your next turn buy the least
expensive un-owned property. - You are no longer
allowed to steal money now. The cheat is off the board. - Oh wow.
(Kimmy laughs) - [Shayne] So the next one. Trick dice. On your turn, move
as many spaces as you want. - Four, five, six, seven. $200? I'll buy it. Why not? I'm just gonna buy property. - Sharing property color with me. - [Kimmy] Mmm hmm, that's right. I don't want you to get the whole thing. - [Keith] Oh my gosh!
- [ Shayne] Doubles. Twelve! - [Keith] Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Okay... I'm going to buy it. I need
some property up in here. Oh, four. One, two-- - [Kimmy] How come you're rolling again? - [Shayne] He rolled doubles. - [Kimmy] Oh! Maybe he cheated another way. - But don't I owe her $200? - Did you give me the money already? - Did you get your rent? - I think I did. - I don't think... - I don't think you did. (laughs) - I thought we were cheating. - Oh okay, okay. - You had to skip my rent! (all laugh) - All right, so, Atlantic Avenue I'm going to buy it. That's $130... And I'm rolling again.
- [Keith] Oh, wow. You got doubles? Oh! That's not doubles. - Okay. Marvin Gardens, I'm going to buy it. - [Courtney] Marvin Garden. - Okay. These, both. - Eleven! Eight, nine, ten, eleven. Pacific Ave. I'm going to skip on it, but I can on my turn, buy the cheapest un-owned property. Which is probably Baltic Avenue? - All right. - Ha ha! I cheated! I... moved Kimmy's piece. Instead of mine.
- [Shayne] Instead of your own - I'm so sorry you're my victim. - No, you brought me forward. But how does that work now?
(Keith laughs) Then that's mine? (all laugh) Good job, Courtney! - Kimmy, watch your back. - I know! That's okay.
- [Courtney] I'm so sorry. It just happened to be-- - [Kimmy] Its how you play the game! All right. Two. (laughs) - [Shayne] But you have to go again. - [Kimmy] Okay. Your offshore bank account goes belly up. Pay $300 to the bank
or go to jail. (laughs) - Oh no! - So, wait, what happens
if I'm in jail again? (Keith laughs) - You can pay $50 to get out of jail. Or you have to roll a double. - Okay? I can-- So, it's $300 versus
$50 to get out of jail. So I'm just going to go to jail. (laughs) - [Shayne] So you go to jail and then you put that handcuff on. - [Keith] She might be doing one of those She could be-- - She put one click on that. - [Kimmy] (laughs) Do you want more? - No, do you think-- So if that handcuff comes off... - [Keith] We know what it is. - Do you want more? - Okay, cool. Now I feel comfortable. (Kimmy laughs)
You criminal. Four, five, six, seven, eight. - [Shayne] All right. - I'm gonna go ahead and buy it. Let your hand out. - [Kimmy] This is how I
sit when I'm in jail Keith. - [Keith] Do you see
what's going on over here? - [Shayne] I see what she's doing, and it's perfectly allowed. It just sucks.
(Kimmy laughs) - [Keith] That we can't, but we... - I landed on chance. - What's your chance card, bro? - I placed this card beneath
one of my properties. And when players pass that property, they have to pay me $20. - Do they? - [Shayne] Yeah. If you just pass it, you owe me $20. - [Courtney] Okay. That sounds so crazy.
- [Shayne] Yeah. Your turn. - I call bonkers. - You call bonkers? - I call cheat-y boy. - You're calling me out for cheating? - Yeah. I think that you are doing whatever you want with your Chance card. - Okay? Why don't you read that? - Aww. - That's exactly what the card says. - It is the truth. - You owe me $100 That's right. - What about, did you lie about the
amount of spaces you did? - No, because I was on Marvin
Gardens and I rolled a seven, landed there. - Oh. (crew laughs) - That sucks. Wow. Cheater. - [Keith] (laughs) I didn't cheat yet. - Okay. I'll buy it. - [Shayne] Illinois Avenue. - Can I roll and then if it doesn't work, give $50 and get out? - [Crew] Yeah. - Okay. - I cheated! - [Kimmy] You cheated?
- [Shayne] What did you do? - I cheated. - What did you do? - Trick dice. On your turn, move as
many spaces as you want. - [Kimmy] Nice!
- [Shayne] Son of a! - [Kimmy] Courtney! - I moved from here and I think it was six? One, two three, for, five, six, seven I moved eight, instead. Hey, no one's a victim here. (Kimmy and Keith laugh) Did you get away with it? Stay where you are. Take $200 from the bank. Whew. Cause I just lost $200 blaming Shane. (Keith and Kimmy laugh) New cheat just dropped! Property swap. Swap one of your Title Deed cards for one owned by another
player or the bank. - [Kimmy] I just rolled seven. Not a double. I'll pay $50. And then
- [Courtney] Pay $50. - I get to move to seven? Five, six, seven. I'm gonna take this off. Okay, um, $180. (chair falls)
(Courtney screams) - [Shayne] Oh my god.
(Kimmy laughs) - My goodness, Kimmy. - [Kimmy] Oh, chaotic! - She probably just
cheated right now. (laughs) The best slight of hand. - My talent is that I knock (beep) over. (all laugh) - Nice. I cheated. - [Courtney] Really? - Okay, $180. (chair falls)
(Courtney screams) - Oh my god.
(Kimmy laughs) - [Courtney] My goodness, Kimmy. - (slowed) She probably
just cheated right now. I swapped my property with this one here. - Oh, that's cool. - Did you get away with it? Keep the Title Deed card and place a hotel on your new property, if there isn't already one. So, boom! This now belongs to me. Bank heist, steal money from the bank. - [Courtney] The banker. - [Kimmy] Watch the Bank. - Uh, that's North Carolina. You're going to just do that. - I was just touching it, Shane. (Shayne, Courtney, and Kimmy laugh) - So do you want to buy
North Carolina Avenue? - Uh yeah, I'm thinking about it. You guys think I should buy it or not? - Yeah. - I think I should do it. - [Courtney] Okay.
- [Shayne] Okay. - So... (Shayne laughs) - Why are you guys watching me? - Yeah. Why? I wonder why? (laughs) - So, you, you own North Carolina Avenue? - Yes I do. - I can't believe you
would do that, right-- - [Keith] That's crazy!
(all laugh) - [Shayne] Okay, eight. Five, six, seven, eight. Um... I'm going to buy it. All right. - Keith what are you doing? - I'm just, I was looking at something on the floor. (all laugh) - What are you doing? - I'm not cheating. - What's that money? - That was-- I put $100. - [Courtney] Oh, okay. - No, that's not my money. I stole that from the bank just now. (all laugh)
- [Courtney] Wow! That was fast! - That is crazy.
(Shayne laughs) - [Courtney] That was so fast. - Keith, I was holding this while I was looking up at you like. Bank heist. Each player gives you
$100 out of admiration. - [Kimmy] (laughs) Out of admiration. - Thanks, guys. The new one is Unlicensed Contractor. Place a hotel from the bank or another player's property onto any one of your properties. - [Kimmy] All right. - Okay, so... - What did you do? (Keith laughs) - I made it through my turn
without having to pay your $20 from passing Atlanta Avenue. Did I get away with it? Take the Title Deed
card for that property. - [Kimmy] Nice! - Sorry. - You did it! - That's fine.
- [Kimmy] Don't be sorry! - [Shayne] Short Changed. When you owe another player change, secretly give them less than you owe. - One, two, three, four, five, six. Um... Oh, who owns that? - Me! - You? (laughs) - Can I have $120. - Of course. - Oh, no. (Keith laughs) I have to give you change. - You gotta give me change. How much do I owe you? - $120. So I give you $280? - $380
- [Kimmy] $380. (all laugh) (laughs) Thank you. Now lets check. - Its there! Its all there. - $380? - Yeah? What did I give you? (Kimmy laughs) $360? Sorry, that was an accident! - I'm sure it wasn't intentional. - Call that out, dammit. Kimmy you should have--
- I'm gonna call that out. (all laughs) - I genuinely wasn't trying to do it okay? (crosstalk) Return all the money to that player. Then go to jail. - [Kimmy] Give me the $500. That's the money that
you gave me. (laughs) And then you gotta go to jail. - Its okay. - [Kimmy] Steal a Title Deed card from another player or from the bank. - Do I put this back in the deck? - These go... - In that one. (Kimmy laughs) - [Shayne] Here. I'm gonna re-shuffle. - One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine. Community Chest! Tax audit. Give this card to another player. They must pay the bank $100
for each property they own. - I have two. - Courtney. - That's crazy that you're picking me. Why? - You just have a lot of properties. - [Courtney] I don't. I need $100. - Thank you. - Eight.
- [Keith] I cheated! - What did you do? - I stole a property. - You didn't have-- God I-- (grunts) - Oh, man! - Place a hotel on that property, if there's already one there. - Oh nice. - So you get Kentucky avenue now, and you get to put one there. - [Kimmy] Nice. - [Shayne] And now Pickpocket
is back on the board, baby! Steal money from another player. Hell yeah, were in business. (all laugh) I rolled an eight. Five, six, seven, eight. Keith? - Sorry. (all laugh)
I'm going to buy I'm going to buy Virginia Avenue for $160? Right? Put these in the bank and uh...
(Keith snorts) I'll get 40 back. - (laughs) Touching hands. - And it's Courtney's turn - Oh, I cheated. I got out of the cuffs and nobody noticed. - Oh, you did it again! - [Kimmy] You did it! - Did you get away with it? Advanced to the next un-owned property and take the Title Deed.
(Keith laughs) I get state avenue? - [Kimmy] Yeah.
- [Shayne] Yeah. And you get it for free.
- [Courtney] Cool. - [Shayne] Trick Dice
is back on the field. - [Courtney] Uh oh! - One, two... and then zoom to the next one. And I do it again?
(Courtney laughs) Do you take my money? Hey! (all laugh) - You got caught. - Give my least expensive property to you. Baltic Avenue is yours. - (laughs) Thank you. - [Shayne] All right,
so. We got Price Gouging. Secretly charger player
more rent than they owe. Oh, I stole a $100 from you. (Courtney gasps)
(all laugh) - Unless, I think it was $100. It could have been any amount of hundreds, Because I was just like "bleh!" (all laugh) For your silence Keith. - [Kimmy] I didn't see it. - Did you just pay him for his troubles? - He... He saw it, but he didn't say (beep). (all laugh)|
- [Courtney] Oh my god! - [Shayne] For right now in this moment-- - [Keith] Oh we in kahoots. - I cheated. (gasp) Thank God. (all laugh) I went one beyond and I
got Trick Dice. (laughs) Stay where I am, take
another $200 from the bank! - [Shayne] Surprise Demolition. Remove another player's
hotel from their property. Four, five, six. - You owe me some money. - All right. What do I owe you? - Rent with hotel? Oh! You owe me $440. (crew laughs) - Okay. - How about that? (Kimmy laughs) - Honestly? - Why did you do that? Give me my (beep). (Courtney gasps) - [Keith] Yeah.
- [Courtney] Caughted! - Fine! Put the hotel back then pay that player $100 and go to jail. ( Keith giggles) - Go into the slammer. - [Shayne] All right,
so I will go to jail. - Three. Okay, I'm going to buy it. Wait, I own that already. (Kimmy and Keith laughs) - Lets go. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Chance card.
- [Courtney] Chance card. - (laughs) Go to jail. (Keith laughs) - Sorry. - All good. - All right, that is seven. Five, six, seven. - That's mine! You owe me $130. - You're cheating. - Oh shoot. Its $120. My mistake. - [Shayne] I knew it! - Wow. - Don't accuse me. No, no, no. Let me have this. Let me have this. I didn't cheat. I got my money. The proper amount. - Please, sir. - [Courtney] Please. - I'm giving up that life. - I'm done, I'm done. - I should've waited until she collected. - [Courtney] Five!
- [Shayne] Five. Five. - [Keith] Oh my God. Wow. - That's mine. - [Keith] Here. You are on the same
space as another player, send them to jail and
collect $100 from the bank. (Kimmy laughs) - [Courtney] From the bank. - [Kimmy] Oh, I'm out of jail! - [Courtney] And then you owe me rent. - Okay. How much is rent? - It is $120. (Keith giggles) I'm telling the truth. - Can you give me $80? - [Courtney] If I have it. - Here's that, there's those. (Kimmy laughs) - Oh, did you place a hotel? - [Keith] He definitely did. That's why I said-- - [Courtney] Are you accusing? - Yes I am because he did do that. And I know he did. There was nothing over here. - [Courtney] Yeah. You know--
(Kimmy laughs) - [Shayne] That's a wild. I didn't put that there. (slowed) Can you give me $80? - [Courtney] (slowed) If I have it. - Son of a (beep)! - [Kimmy] Good job, good job! - All right, uh... Pay $100 to the bank
and put the hotel back. (Courtney gasps) Ten!
- [Keith] Double! - [Courtney] Five , six,
seven, eight, nine, ten. Choo, choo. Nine. Seven, eight, nine. - She totally cheated. - What did I do? - I'm not accusing you, just saying. - Oh, you're not? - I'm just gonna roll. - I didn't cheat (beep) loser. (all laugh) Sorry for calling you a (beep) loser. - That's okay. I just want you to know like you can cheat and its allowed in the
game, but god still-- it counts. (all laugh) - [Courtney] God's still judging? - [Kimmy] One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh no! I just got out of there! - Oh geez. - Nine. Seven, eight, nine. Draw a Chance card. Uh, go straight to jail. (all laugh) I cheated. That was not on the chance card. So let's see. I uh... Well you got away with it, congrats. (sad trumpet) - [Kimmy] And you put yourself in jail. (Kimmy laughs) - There was no reward for this one. I thought perhaps it would be worth it. - You could... You could. - [Shayne] Okay! - Courtney, I'm sorry. I saw it. I'm sorry. I was looking
right at it when it happened. (Kimmy laughs) - (whispers) Dammit. - That player or the bank keeps the Title Deed you tried to steal and the Title Deed you tried to swap for. - Aw, I'm sorry Courtney. - No, it's okay. I deserve it. Good catch. - [Courtney] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Is that mine? Nope, it's yours now. - Oh wow!
(Keith laughs) Oh, and it's a color set. - And its a hotel. - Oh my gosh. - So rent with hotel is $360. - Okay. (Kimmy laughs) - Kimmy just hasn't been cheating and... ( Kimmy and Keith laugh) - One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight. Alright, here you go, Shayne. Aye! - Thanks man. (Kimmy giggles) - What the (beep). (Keith laughs) I see everyone. - Where'd you go? - [Kimmy] Get away from me! (laughs) - [Courtney] No, I'm protecting it. I'm protecting. - [Shayne] Just do the thing. - What are you doing? (screams) (all laugh) - You're fine, you're fine. - [Kimmy] I got this. - [Courtney] I won't let them. - [Kimmy] Hey, hey! - [Courtney] You can call them out. - Get your hands away from money. - (laughs) I don't know
what you're talking about. I never took that! Hey! (all laugh) - All right, guys. This is the final round. - [Courtney] I cheated. - Did you really just... (Shayne laughs) - What did you do Courtney? - I removed another player's
hotel from their property. Sorry. - [Kimmy] Oh!
- [Shayne] Oh! - I don't know where the other one went. See, that's so crazy because I had five. I had five properties, now I have four. - It was mine. - Ah, you got me.
(Kimmy laughs) - [Courtney] I landed on Atlantic Avenue. - You owe me $120. - Okay. - Can I have my other? - I didn't take anything from you! - I know I had more property than this! When I went over there-- - I'll buy it. - I had five. Now I only have four. - Is it on the ground? - It could be on the ground because you know what? - [Kimmy] Or it could be under the table. - [Keith] Nah, its right here on the side. It was on the ground. (Courtney and Keith laugh) - Cut the lights. - No! - (laughs) For like five seconds. Just cut the lights. (intense music) (Kimmy giggles) - This is not happening. - No! - [Courtney] This is
not happening right now. - That's fine. The game's over. - Is it? Is it over? - It's now over. Look at how many properties she has. - [Courtney] Oh my god. - She cheated like twice and she destroyed us. Okay, just count up how
much money you guys have. - Okay. - And then we can go to property. It doesn't-- Take it. (all laugh) Take it! - [Keith] She needs it. - (laughs) Don't throw bills at me. (Shayne laughs) - 2,360. - Yeah, I'm way below you. - Kimmy wins! Yay! (Shayne claps) And by cheating the least. - I wish I could've cheated more. - All right. This has been Board AF. (all laugh) Kimmy... Kimmy has won. (Courtney cheers) She also cheated the least... and managed to win so, hey, there you go. Do the right thing. Cheating does not get you up there. My heart rate is through the roof. - [Kimmy] Oh my god
- [Courtney] Yeah! - I am so stressed out. - I literally checked mine and it says it was 113
while we were playing. - Thank you, guys, for watching. Good news. There's more videos down
here for you to watch. There's one right there
and one right there. Let us know in the comments if you want us to cheat at more games. I would love to try to see
what games we could cheat on. - Yeah! I'm curious what other games have like created a cheaters edition. - Or we can make a cheaters edition? - Uno, cheaters. - It doesn't seem that hard. - Chess, cheaters edition. ( Keith and Kimmy laugh) - See you later. - Bye!
- Cheat you later!
