-Alright,
we're checking out the only game where the only thing infinite is pain. It's Happy Wheels. This is called the infinite bottle flip. I don't know what to say, other than the fact that I appreciate
there is an area that is just balls. I also see that there's an area
where you can get a shoutout. Oh, oh, no. I was so close to being an MLG, but instead,
all I ended up with was a nube. What is getting-- What is this? Who's getting-- What is happening? Stop it. Ah. No. The odd grunting in the background
made me want to die. Give a shoutout, give it to me. All I want is the damn shoutout. Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. You know, I'm kind of happy with this too, because of how impossible it is. All right, let me do all this. [SCREAMS] Where do all the balls come from? Oh, it came from balls. Oh, I'm half of myself. Yep. [GRUNTS] I'm not stopping
until I get my damn shoutout. [GRUNTS] Come on. Oh, I'm on the king's throne. Wow. Come on. Oh, not bad. I'm finally valid. There we go, I penetrated respect. I do have to know,
what happens when you click this? I wa-- Ah, yes. Oh, there's a lot of children. [MUSIC] Bro, this has to be worth something, I bottle-flipped
on top of the-the-the thingy and it's staying bottle-flipped. Yeet. Oh, I'm not human. Wow. What the hell. All I want is my shoutout. Ah. Oh, I finally got myself
fully standing up. I like how in the process
of attempting to just get a shoutout, I'm getting everything else. Oh, I won, but it's not really winning yet. I still don't have the shoutout. Penetrate the shoutouts. Yes, finally. I want my God-damn shoutout. All right, so you-- Whoa,
you have to kick the ball into the goal. Did I win? Did it not go all the way in? I will headbutt this damn ball in there. Yay. Welcome to Rope Swing, extreme. All right. Jump down here, fall, good. Wait three seconds. Oh, I am not like that at all. [SCREAMS] All right, so you have to land it. Aaw, hell. I have one arm left, that's bad. Oh, no. Little flip, kinda ride it down nice and slow. There we go, perfect. Okay, and grab, swoop, and oh no. What is this?
What is this? What is this?
What is happening? [SCREAMS] Ooh, oh. Oh, it's a ball throw, okay. Uh. Aw. Boy's a real pain in my ass. All right, down here, perfect. All right,
so you wanna go down feet first, like this, drop on here, okay that's good. Yeah, perfect, and then hands up. Oh, oh. No. Your stupid butcher's cleaver
keeps getting in the damn way. Uh. Oh, my head's stuck. Well, this is, um. Hm. Aw. Good news is I unstuck my head, bad news is, well, I c--
I don't know how to grab a rope. All right, let's try and not do that again. I almost immediately did it again. Come on, whoop, and I am dead. This is a pretty hard rope swing. Okay, onto the platfo--
Oh, my God. Um, I think I can save this. [GRUNTING] Come on, baby.
Hell yeah. All right, sweep down. Oh, and yeet, I'm dead. Or am I? Oh, I'm out of balls,
there's no more balls. I'm stuck here forever. Actually, hm. Hey, leg can you do me a favor
and just let go, please? I'm serious, I don't love you anymore. [GRUNTING] Yeah, I think I'm screwed.
All right, feet first. Nope, feet first.
There you go, perfect. Nice and smooth. Okay, now, ah, shit. Ah. Come on. Gotta grab the very tip of the ball,
and yee- oh. And yeet. Why are we still here? I hate my life. My leg. I mean, I guess I have another one. You really don't need legs in rope swings,
you just need your arms. Okay, I get three tries. Try number one, there it is. Okay. Yes. This is- Hmm,
this is called the living dead part two. Dad and his son, young Tom Hardy must continue on their quest
in order to beat the zombie hoard. Don't really know why this zombie
is juggling balls, but whatever. Over this guy. Okay. A couple of, uh, fruit roll-ups
on the ground over here. Oh, my God. They're eating. Oh. Oh, I'm- I'm-- I didn't--
I thought they were background people. I didn't know I could actually interact. Yeet. I love how this guy
is trying to run from this zombie. I think that's what's happening
or is the girl trying to run from the guy? You know what?
I'm just gonna kill them both. And through the van. That is a woman with a sad gun and I'm not really sure
what the hell she managed to do. It looked like it just projectile
vomited out a chunk of licorice. Turn on the TV. Well, first,
I have to break through the glass. Can I click it or--? Oh, here we go. With the death toll in the United States
believed to have reached 5.5 million, the officials of the state static have ordered an evacuation
of the following cities. My editor has told me
that's all we have time for, God bless. 5.5 million people. That's like not even a 10th of Florida. We're doing fine. This sword should come in handy. Ooh. Gotta wait for part three apparently. This is called-- [LAUGHS] This is called Taken. Like the movie. My son has been taken and it's up to me to get him back or get stabbed in the throat immediately
and die. Okay, up, stop. Oh, click. Okay, there. And he trips over the--
That didn't do anything. [SCREAMS] Oh, God. Why is this blade so powerful? I'm still alive. Let go of me. God, this dude is immortal. There, finally. Ooh. Okay, another one. All right,
so you have to click just in time. Ready? There. It did nothing. You know what?
I'm just gonna launch over her. Perfect. How many are there? Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There we go. I don't really know if repeatedly dropping
heavy chains on people was in the movie. I feel like there was a lot more
martial arts and gunplay, but whatever. Do you have any more? Anyone else I have to drop
a freaking chain on? Do not open the door,
he will kill you with the gun. Okay. Well, what would I have to do then? Oh. Aw. Oh. Okay. Go up here. Beautiful. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This board is the devil. All right. Boop. Out of the way, Nixon. Kasplat. Now I've got this down to a science. I think I just gotta--
Oh, no. [SCREAMS] Blow him up. And then her. Okay, over the blades. Ooh. Got 'em. All right, now, through the guy with the gun. Don't open the door, all right. No, don't open the door giblets. Here we go. Up here. Perfect. Now I just have to make sure
not to blow up my head. All right. U-u-up. Ooh, and then arc forward. Perfect. Got it. Aw, my arm. Press the space. Wait for five later. What? Press the space. One, two. [SCREAMS] Whoop. Ah, now I have to use the internet
to find my son. All right, where is he? This- the freaking computer
has like 280 tabs open. Okay, I guess he's straight ahead. What the hell is this? What is this? What is this? Oh, I won. [SCREAMS] [LAUGHS] And I don't know how,
but I got a battle ax and saved my son. This is called test for Gray. Can you find all three endings, Gray? I don't know.
Can this guy stop trying to-- What the hell? Oh, whoa. Are we done? [SCREAMS] Oh, my God. What the hell? You know what?
We're going down this way. Whoop. Oh, hell yeah. And come on. There we go. Just gotta juggle my way
through the dead bodies. Hey. Aaay, head first. Yes. Found one of them. All right, what else we got? Okay, come up this way and-- Oh, what do you-- What do you do? Oh, oh, there's like a spike fall. Okay. Whoa. Found the second one. Okay, so the last one,
I'm assuming you have to-- Oh, Jesus. There we go.
Do this. Yeet. And then-- [SCREAMS] All right,
let's just try a normal yeeting. So if I normally yeet,
can I make it to the end? Where? Okay, so that's where the end is. Yeet, and go, go, go, go, go, and then slow, slow, slow, slow, slow. Slow. Oh, the game is breaking. Slow.
Aww. I'm not gonna lie,
the third ending is really tough. Okay, and probably right about here,
I start slowing down. Here we go. [SCREAMS] How about if I just jump off this way? Can I- can I get it this way
or do I need like a lot more space? Nope. Your third ending
is a real pain in my ass, you know that? All right, one, two, three. Let's try that. Three pumps. Oh, this is gonna be tough. All right, here's what we're gonna do. All right, there. Put his body up there first,
Tom, you go second. Go ahead, kid. Get up there. Be a man. Perfect. All right, now I go, there. Okay, I heard my son die. That means that he probably-- [SCREAMS] You know what? Let's try this off the bike. Not close enough. I just got hit with my son's giblets. Here, both of you, everyone goes. No man is-- No man is left behind. All right, now as long as I don't get hit
by like a rail gun giblet. This ending is impossible. [SCREAMS] Okay, I'm still alive. Still alive. Still alive. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Do it. Yes. Wow, that's getting saved. This is called impossible 99.99%. It says, "All you have to do is survive." I have an idea. [SCREAMS] I survived. All right, there has to be a way. Hold on. Wrap. Yes, I did it. I did-- [GRUNTS] Aw, dammit. I gotta grab the-- [SCREAMS] There we go.
Perfect. Okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop. No. [LAUGHS] All right, so how long-- How long do I have to like survive for? Really? There we go. That's perfect. Come on, give me the win. Uh, am I- do I win? What else am I supposed to do? I'm like on the winning area. There we go.
I got it. I had to get my head
further and further into the winning area until I eventually won. This is called
Gray's 99.999% You Can't Beat It. Hello player, Gray. You can't beat this
because I made it shit. Sorry for the red tint. I drink blood with lemonade. You can't beat it. Well, I heard that pain was this way, so. [SCREAMS] I won, I guess. So what's the real board? Like, is it did you just make it-- Wow. You know what?
I think I can beat this. Jump. Woo. We're gonna make this work. I don't care what it takes. I'm so still alive. Woo cha. Never give up. My giblets will reach new heights. Oh, oh, oh, man. I'm still alive, I'm still alive,
I'm still alive, I'm still alive, I'm still alive,
I'm still alive. Aw. I think I just went to the moon. Go, go, go, go. Aw. [LAUGHS] Aw. Okay. All right,
we're-we're-we're halfway there. Aw. Yes, yes. Screw you. You can't be it, ay. Oh, yeah? Welcome to Glass Break Blue. My Tom, why are you wearing
a astronaut's helmet? All right, I guess
I'll just leave your head with the helmet. Okay. Unstable glass, hard glass, boss glass. All right, boss break. Yeet. I don't know what happened, but I won. This is called Rope Swing VP for VITEC, but I'm still gonna play it
because it looks cool. Here we go. Full flip and wait. That worked out pretty well, actually. Fall down the cushiony blueberry satin. What the hell ejaculation
is going on here? Whoa, grab, jump, full flip, die. Nope, never mind I'm okay. Ooh. Okay, I gotta get inside the can.
I'm not in the cannon, I'm getting into the cannon. I'm in the cannon. Now, usually,
the cannon will lead you to a rope. Oh, I won. I mean, I won but my arms didn't. I finally get to be Harry Potter. Press Space Bar to fly. I have to use this broomstick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're doing great. There goes both my arms. [SCREAMS] Being a wizard is horrible. Is there an end to this? Oh, yeah. All right. Oh-oh,
I'm losing control of the broomstick. [SCREAMS] Oh, okay, here we go. You gotta pump it. You gotta pump the broomstick.
See, look at this, pump it. Yeah, feather it. Feather the broomstick,
the broomstick is like wielding my disembodied leg. This is--
I'm not really broom-sticking anything. I could have just bought a hoverboard
and did this. I'm not flying. I'm just going on the ground. Where's the end of this board? Aw. [SCREAMS] Where the hell
am I supposed to go with this thing? You know what?
Screw it, I'm going to space to infinity and beyond. [LAUGHS] I've actually gotten really good
at riding this thing, so I found there is actually an end. It's just insanely difficult to get to
because this freaking broomstick. You know what'd be great? If my knees
stopped vomiting off of my body, that'd be wonderful. For some reason though legs don't seem to like
the Harry Potter trilogy. Okay at this point, I've had so much practice
with this damn broomstick. There is an end,
it's all the way at the end of the screen, and it's like up past
the top of this building. But you have to feather it, feather it. Go. Yes. Holy crap, and a full soft landing. I think we learned that if anyone asks you
if you want to be a wizard, say no unless you like having broomsticks being shoved up your ass for all eternity. Anyway, folks hope you enjoyed
this episode of Happy Wheels. Till next time, stay foxy and much love.
