-Alright. We’ll check it out. The only game where the answer
to everything is more alcoholism. Yeah. It is Happy Wheels. So wait, do I get the shout-out? This is a bottle flip
board with more color than a human being can accept normally. Oh, I landed on top
of the spiked pit of Satan. I also have to mention, there
is a lot of blades under me and I’m kind of curious as to why. Oh, I’m doubling up on my Satan powers. At least there is-- Really? I was going to say, at least
there is a heaven that I can-- Oh, I got the secret. Now, you’re gonna get discord bomb. Ah. I resting on the holy pocket. How? The holy bucket is right there. I have just put to grab it. Piss. Yike. Rawr. Throwing stuff behind
me is actually really hard because this freaking thing likes to
break all my damn bottles. Say I’m coming to MLG. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Double the secret.
Double the fun. Hey. [buzzer] Oh, I’m so close to finding a way. I have penetrated
the secret so many times. Hey, it’s like half an MLG. Just aboard. Oh, my God. Maximum amount of alcoholism. Yes. Ray still praise God. Legend of yeets. I do have to- I do have to say
I actually got the full standup down here. Man, I can get the maximum
alcoholism basically every time. Oh, there it is. Also, you’re welcome. This is called bottle run longest. All right, no way out. Now, I-I-I’m-I’m really
kind of concerned at how much longer a human
being can make a bottle run. They’re already pretty long. Okay, okay. All right. Not too bad. and my son only lost a leg
and both of my arms got dislocated. That right there is a good day at school. Bottle run for GSP. Use Pogoman to get secret. No. Whoa. Ooh. I think I just broke the game. All right here. Goddamn it. Oh, there’s nothing down here. I don’t need Pogoman to get the secret. Arrr. [chuckles] Yikes. All right, now to go
see the actual bottle run. All right. Woo. Woo. Almost over-shocked that this is
called, you will die alive. That is the name of the board. It says, "Have fun being in hell." Have fun being dead, Gary. Jokes on you. Dead has fun being on me. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, God, I’m winning. I’m a winner. Go. What the hell? What is
this? Woo. Woo. Oh, I get it-- Oh, I’m being buried.
Oh, God. Never give up. Yes. [laughs] This’s just
called spinning things. It says, Gray, sorry
for the agony. This will break you. I would like to go this way, please. I’m sorry. I went this way. Ahhhh. I thought it’s like
the world’s heaviest Jello shot. All right. Cleavers: Erratic, small, fast, volatile. Regardless of where it hits
you, once it does, you’re dead. It’s fine though. I’ve-I’ve
dealt with cleavers all my life. Watch this. Boop. Right over it. Bam. Machetes: Slow, but much
larger than cleavers. You may survive. Ooh. All right. I ain’t got to wait for a second. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Not yet. Not yet. Now. Ah. Over the cleavers. Over the-- whatever that is. Hell yes. Oh, I’m dead. Oh, I’m fine. Circle of spikes: Moves at random speeds. Constantly flies into the air. Somehow knows exactly where you are. I got to wait until it goes up in the air. Not yet. Come on, baby. Go up. Go up. Ooh. Ooh. Whoa. Right. We’re gonna get low for this. Ready? Actually n1o, I have to just jump over it. Wait for it. Wait for it. and now. No. I’m alive. Oh, hold on. Collect this to win now
or do the extra challenge. I think you know what I’m doing? Oh my God, what a hell? What is this? This isn’t fair. There’s not even a way to get past it. You cheaty bastard. Hold on. Ahhhh. I’m still alive. Arrr. Come on. Oh, God. Never give up. Ah. This is a lot more
painful than it looks. Okay. I’m going to take the win real
quick, but I’m still going to try, and get through this. Okay.
My giblets made it there. I’ve graced their place. Arr. Okay. Woo. Here’s the plan. This thing
is basically a cheaty mess. So what I’m gonna do is
I’m gonna try and stay low and think maybe-maybe
I can get past it this way. Oh my God, I don’t think I can. What a mess. Ah. Oh, yes, yes. Oh my God. Yes. How the actual hell did you do it? At GrayStillPlays. This is called-- Ah, ah, ah, what the hell? This is called impossible jump. Oh, okay. Right, jump. Ow, you weren’t lying. Go, go more. Go less. Oh, yeah. Here we go, here we go.
Arr. Okay. I’m still alive. If I can reap my torso off of my legs-- now, come on. Arr. Come
on. Let go. Come on, buddy. Let go. Yeah. Arr, didn’t work. God, this is like the most evil board. I’m gonna jump through
a damn thumbnail hole. Oh. I had to do it one more
time and get the full victory and not a single piece of damage. I’m saving that. This
just says impossible. It says you cannot beat it. There is no other context. What’s down here? Okay. You went down and died. Looks like there’s something
even more down here. How the hell did he get there? Oh, God. Anyway, all right see how bad this is. Whoo. All right, it’s kind bad. At piss now. Now, up, jump, flip. Ow. I see where there’s a certain
amount of cheatiness to this board. Look out Indiana. Yey, flip. Never gonna give up. How do you like that? Is that MLG or what? [chuckles] Oh, God. Uh, I’m fine. Sweet urinate. Damn it, I 100% think this is possible. There you go. I told you it was possible. Mmm. This is called the hard parkour run. Also, in case you’re wondering
what just landed on my son’s lap, that is a strawberry. See, you can see the little
green, uh, vegetation and the delicious red strawberry flesh. If you can get the token, you’re a legend. How hard is it to get the token? Seems pretty hard. All right, Tom. Here’s what you’re gonna
do, go get in there. Got it. All right, now then and go. Oh my God, what in the holy hell is this? I’m dead. I’m still alive. All right, all right, and lean,
lean, lean, lean, there we go. Oh, no. Okay, good. Not yet, not yet, now. Go, got it. Right. Up, over, way up, all the way up. Oh crap, no. Okay. Oh, damn it. I’m all jacked up. I’m liking the-- ouch. Go. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go,
go. All right, I gotta lean back. This way, I can get
the most amount of speed. All right, yeedle dee,
deedly yee. Through-- You know what? Less weight. Go, go, go, lean, lean, lean. Nice, ow, my leg. Oh. Ow. Down here, yes. Ow, nut case. [groans] Luckily, all that deadly
glass broke my hole. Yeah. [laughs] I knew you were gonna try
and shoot me out the edge. Parkour destroyed. Whoo. Uh, yes, a nice ridiculous rope swing. Nothing like having
my kindle tendon severed, land on top of the angry lima beans. Then jump, grab, swing, flip. Oh, there’s more to this thing just-- Ahh, the balls are making me fall. Hey. Right. Then, slowly get massaged. Thanks for playing. It was short because I’m bad
at making rope swing levels. Nonsense. Your level was just fine. Everyone loves nuclear hulk balls. [groans] Winning. Uh, yes. A lovely, impossible jet ride. I see that you felt like, you know, a couple of thousand swords
wasn’t enough so you doubled. It seems legit. Woo. All right. Oh, okay. Oh yeah, no problem. I love how they all multiple,
[groans] and we have-- Oh, oh, I almost went right off that. We have a winner. This is called GrayStillPlays Anti-cheat. It says try and cheat. I dare you. "Hi, Gray, it is I is stupidity again. Hell awaits." All right. Well, obviously there’s ziggo
one over here. No. I love secret-- Ow. Mmm. This might be possible. All right, let the John Dear
go down first if it can fit. Come on, baby. Come on, get down there. Arr. Come on. Use those apps. All right. You know what? Maybe it’s just screwed. Yeedle dee, full flip. There we go. Wow, this area really removes your skull. I’m not getting up. and boom. How about them apples? Losing an arm is the way to win that one. All right. What else you got for me? Wait for it. Wait for it. Not yet. Now. Okay. Woo. Ah, ah, my freaking John Dear exploded. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How about that? How
about that right there? Oh, right off the board. Okay. So that’s what I have to get into, but the game crashes if I get down there. Okay. Jump, twist. Okay. I can-I can probably
figure out a way to do this. Over, flip. Come on. Oh, so close. I will cheat everything. Right? Yee. Oh, piss. I’m still alive. Never mind. Ah, i was right there.
Never gonna give up. Ow. If I can’t cheat it, then I’ll
just bludgeon it until I win. There’s always a way. Go, go, go. Yes. How about them holes? Yey. This is called the minefield. You have to go through the minefield. It says that you have to go slow. That’s not happening. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Totally fine. I’m dead. All right, let’s try that again. Woo. All right lean, lean, lean, lean. Got it. and I even had the parental
foresight to shoot my son into space. He always wanted to be an astronaut. Don’t worry about
that leg. That’s not his. Every once in a while, a man has to get-- Ooh, get deep inside of his mind cart and have his giblets shot
all over the entire universe. You can see here, my heart will
go on as it slowly meanders its way next to my brain down
a little shooty thing. Flies up, the very top of a sphere,
a giant Smurf ball if you will, only to land next to the winning
area and the champion. This says, even Gray can’t play, it says it’s the most
infuriating level I’ve ever made. I’m not looking forward
to this, but I’m still really-- All right. So typically how
this works is you go nice and slow. There we go. No big deal over the hill. Now usually there’ll
be a harpoon right here, but apparently, there’s no,
this is weird. Ah, okay. Ah. Woo, oh, you’re cheating bastard. Okay. Arr, arr. Ha-ha. Ow, ow, ow. Wow. This is a tough one. Through
this, full speed. Up, back, down. Can I get over this? No. I’ll never give up. All right. I’m alive. Hold up arrow to see
a technically don’t move. Okay. Hold up arrow. I feel like I got lied to. I’m assuming in order to
beat that I need all my limbs. That’s probably not going to happen. Okay. Here’s the plan. Tom, you know
what to do. I need you to take-- oh my God. I need you to
take care of everything so I can get down there with all
my limbs. Tom, you still down there? Oh, there it goes to giblet. I think that’s as good
as it’s going to get. All right, here we go. Ow. Perfect. Okay. So now I got all my limbs, up arrow. Don’t move. Woo. All right. So now, pop one full
second. Oh shit. Okay. I wouldn’t say I’ve done it like
173 times or whatever you said, but I’ve probably on trial 10. So you’ve got to throw
your son. I’m screwed. I need my son to go down here
to do-- wooo, what the-- what? Oh, I cheated it. I did it. Even Gray can’t play my ass. Saved. Screw your board. You should have made a bigger box. Ah, yes. Minecraft and happy wheels. Look at how tall Reginald’s hat is. It’s to hold all of the pent-up regret. Welcome to Gray’s Minecraft World. As usual, you spawned
in a completely legitimate village. Reginald will now help
you go defeat the ender dragon. You’re damn right, you will. Ah, there’s a secret. The secret is dead. All right. Now, first things first. We need to open up this chest here. All right. Look at that, got ender pearls. Who knows how? Totally legitimate. Look at those sheep. Do your thing, Reginald. He’s laser beaming the sheep. [chuckles] I’m glad he’s so violent. Hey, difficult jump. Oh. Look, obsidian. I love playing in lava. [chuckles] I think the best part of this is how
accurate the picture of Reginald is. All right. Through the portal, now we have to deal
with the piglins of course. Reginald simply obliterates
everything that comes across him. Now, the piglin, click
this text to give gold. It gave you ender pearls. Now, you may kill the piglin. All righty, rise upward. Blaze rods. [chuckles] Back to the mortal plane. It is a legitimate full
Minecraft playthrough. Right. Craft the ender eyes. It seems the end portal is
just ahead, how convenient. Ah. Ah. We’re going through the portal. Ugh. All right. Reginald laser beams
the hell out of all of the towers. Reginald, level up. Now, he’s super buff. Now-- [laughs] oh my God. Reginald’s blood type
is anabolic steroids. Get him, Reginald. Reginald completely
obliterates the ender dragon. Congrats on defeating the ender
dragon without doing any work. When you see a chicken
triple wielding harpoons while shooting laser
beams out of his eyes, you know that’s the way
Minecraft was meant to be played. What would be Minecraft in my favorite
way by being a lazy jackass? Hey, folks. I hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels, until next time. Stay foxy and much love.
