I completed the mystery prize challenge and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you can somehow add zeros to the word excessive it's happy wheels i'm not gonna lie it's gonna be a good game of happy wheels when i start off in the first 10 seconds with my brain exploding out of with all three brains having exploded out of my head and with my family continuously trying to convulse the bicycle forward stop you're dead okay this guy's bad luck so let's finish that off i don't need you either susie sit your blonde haired ass there okay now supposedly this is a bottle run i don't see any bottles yet just kill the holy jesus age [Music] there was no bottles there was a hell of a lot of pain though i get the feeling i wasn't supposed to beat this level i just want to try something real quick so if you just bicycle your way through [Music] yeah see i think that's what was supposed to happen this is called grace still plays death why is there already pieces of meat flying through the booster all right first things first oh he's gotta check to see if there's anything down here there was a thing but all it was looked like a blue ladle all right so what do you have to do go through the ramp destroy the head to one of these levels huh all right now usually the the idea here is you gotta do an extra yeet okay dodge this is gonna be a pain in my ass not yet not yet now [Music] sad part is i'm still a lie all right just gotta get that jump all right ramp off of those yes yes no god i can taste the gold wow my intestines left the stratosphere yes no yes that did cause my death a bunch though say hello to the war machine press space press up press down you got it press control to shoot gun up you go okay when do i get to use my gun out of the way boys oh lord jesus there are no survivors bringing the whole building down your toilet can't save you it's a bear that was the most american thing ever this is one of the highest rated bottle runs ever it's so long that little tom hardy will go in this a boy and come out of it a man let's do this uh-huh yes alcoholism okay i'm starting to run out of power well my boy since my brain has decided it no longer wants to reside inside of my skull you must become the master of the house enjoy taxes you little bastard what the hell is this is that baldy what are you supposed to do baldi is no longer for kids oh my god i have to do it again amazing one punch baldy been a long time since i threw some balls let's let's do this hey i won i think i've literally gotten every single nun there is all right what is that what is that sound it was just more death just a fist full of sadness what's rain yes not only did i win i got alcoholism and an open heart surgery for free welcome to mega harpoon 2. this time you can't cheat oh really [Music] i guess i paid for it in the end all right let's try that again all right try and get over this got it okay okay just because i that's probably not the way you're supposed to do it i'll do it with pogo guy all right ready ready ready go oh my god i can fly i made it yes oh holy piss this is called [Music] 1 000 impossible let's try that again all right hook bounce land okay bounce balance there we go okay [Music] catch your balls on the swords here we go okay now you may be wondering yourself great what the hell are you doing i like to hit every single sword with my ass just lets people know that i was here i don't have any feet but they were kind of getting in the way oh my god what the hell is this okay wait for it wait for it now okay land it dodge all right what is that what is that i'm still how many are there are you kidding me no don't touch me don't touch me oh got it okay now roll wait for it roll wait for it roll roll okay you got to be kidding me yes 1000 impossible there was so much concentration in order to make that i don't even care that i'm currently chewing on my own hypothalamus that was a win in a little while since i fell down some balls i figured my girl here needs some time to limber up of course there's always one part of the ball fall that literally looks like a pair of testicles right now let me take my arm and just fling it because you never know if there's something waiting for you down there don't mind me i wanted to do this with both arms okay one arm technically the arm is still attached so i don't know what to call this all right let me see if i get rid of this other arm nope it's a sad day when i'm trying to rip my arms off just to see if i can and i can't i just want to beat the level with no arms is that too much to ask for okay there goes leg okay now all i have to do is just stress my arms out enough to rip them off there we go got it oh my god that was called very hard but not impossible i basically screwed up and somehow i won five seconds that's a good example of how i win things by being a screw-up we need to kill timmy who's too annoying don't kill yourself though uh alright wait for it now now yay impossible my ass [Music] ah it's time to go through the death hall of fame all the different ways you can die in happy wheels ball throw i've died that way spike fall i've died a lot of times that way take off your jet pack and run in the jet level mm-hmm no balls rope swing failure bye little tom hardy oh my god wheelchair guy exe guy killed by ghost killed by men's soul what the hell covering the nose kind of deaths are these holy chair assassination failure and finally the boombox explosion [Music] that got that got way more excessive than i had previously anticipated good old rope swing plus jet fall and the swing ah colored balls my favorite all right fall here i guess i slide down there we go and go down here now we're going to go down slow real slow wiggle into the cannon okay perfect all right legs are still alive it's not bad grab on here slip on down [Music] so smooth now we're gonna cheat like a son of a [ __ ] my arm okay maybe cheating isn't so smart well there's gonna be a pain in my ass all right jump to the heat chew on the balls fall down onto the pink thingy slide onto the conveyor belt grab the belt meet the yeet down to the can't oh i probably shouldn't do his head first ah oh my arm's gonna gonna hold on this is great my arm's gonna trigger all the jets see i planned this this is all planned all right now if i could just wriggle around okay my arm is doing its job oh there goes my leg fall down and my foot and arm even got to join me at the victory line the name of this board is having a kid be like press the button okay that a child chest burster that just flew out of my gut okay i'm gonna just let's see that again oh the child flies at supersonic speeds wonder if i can survive this okay i can be a parent i can be a parent wait for it wait for it and [Music] i'm still alive okay maybe if i sacrifice my wife oh i did it i was actually curious if there was an end to this board so i just kept going i don't think i was supposed to be able to get here nope definitely wasn't okay this is a very difficult one you have to get little tom hardy into the bottle flip area never mind this wasn't hard at all what happens if you screw up oh hold on let me get all of them in there oh giblets oh any piece of him counts look i got a head and a foot you have three seconds to throw otherwise you're dead i'm dead all righty let's try that again jesus nope okay that looks pretty good that may actually protect my face it did not protect my face that is perfect they're gonna matrix right over me oh this is the life or death swing i don't really know where the death comes from all right oh [ __ ] now i know where the death is gonna come from how the hell okay so if you stick to the right you'll be okay if you touch the left you'll get well this grab the rainbow fall down no don't fall down that way you jackass okay grab the rainbow fall perfect fall on this side lose your arms i'm just a torso but i still won it cost me literally all of my limbs and most of my sanity this is called long jump you have to see how far you can jump hell to the yes oh i almost got enough first try come on baby i'm the y meister years of eating what's left of my brain cells allowed me to finally get to this point welcome to the everything challenge you have to literally do everything in happy wheels tom let's freakin do this all right bottle run no problem hold space bar oh i see why okay dodge the weapons all right let's try that again only with a lot less stupidity there we go tom no actually you will be my sword perfect oh there's more of this huh come on i just realized something if you're freakishly patient these are actually pretty easy to win i just don't have any patience actually i have an idea i'm gonna send all these brains ahead of me because you never know there we go what was that sound i might as well keep all those brains going through hey elf die for your country get in there i'm sending all kinds of meat through oh my god no this level is the devil how are you supposed to survive okay but but we have the right idea put all these guys in first there that's it everyone go through okay arch [Music] all right keep that sword in your ass you're all coming with me i really appreciate that the old man's head is really hard oh i spoke too soon oh stop screaming it's just a sword up the ass like i've never taken that before all right i've got my i've got my congo line of paint over here now everyone get into the booster oh shut up and get in the booster all right there goes our first there goes our first guy i can do anything for love yes i finally got it and my bike's still in one piece they call this bike fight after what i just went through i will destroy everyone who stands in my way out of the way lady ninja bullsh out of the way i'm invincible i'm actually biking with a sword up my ass it's making my life really difficult oh never mind i'm fine now magic define magic [Music] and skippity boop nice who's next what the hell is this oh what the hell all right we're going through at full speed there's no brakes on the bike train baby i fear no magic i am the god of bicycles girl we see the way to win there was to just never stop pedaling like your life depended on it because it absolutely does this is called the cliff [Music] you have to you have to fall down the cliff so does everyone else okay now if i can get right about here all right keep my son in the way there goes both my arms wait i'm still alive okay now i'm not all right right here okay he did good at ricocheting everything off of me use the table okay now i've actually got my son and my all right now just my son i'm actually still alive [Music] there's a two by four in my wiener okay my ass i was gonna say ricochets things off really good all right but first there we go okay good nice nice oh god the hardest thing is keeping your arms the hell am i grabbing on to there's nothing here whatever i'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth [Laughter] yes got it by using my force powers we finally did it and thus in the land of extremes a jedi is king hey folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: 2nHTitm92Ak

Length: 17min 18sec (1038 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020