-All right. We’re checking out the only
game where you get to bottle flip an assault rifle,
it’s Happy Wheels. Ow, ow. The-the frigging weapon
got shoved up my ass. All right.
Well that worked out wonderfully. [gasps] It touched the MLG Son. Oh, I got Florida man with my gun. That’s actually very, very appropriate. Now, there’s a lot of things
here that I’d like to get. This is a problem. Ow. Why is my gun dancing a jig? My gun is dancing, ow, a jig. You know what, whatever. So apparently, the purples are impossible. So we have to get at least one of those. I would really like a shout-out. [grunts] Oh. Yay. I got the Maximum Penetracus. Ooh, unlock the backside. My gun got into the "Hello There." Um, I’m also no longer
in this area to throw bottles, but I’m still going to try and win. Come on everyone. Let’s get those bottles going. I’m still alive. So the board still counts. All right. Flip my arm. Oh, my arm lands into the GrayStillPlays. I like to take a moment to mention
I got my other arm on the MLG Son. I bottled flipped in arm on the MLG Son. All right, let me-- Oh, piss. Gun, can you just sit there please because
you really love getting in the way. All right. Oh, hell. Well, you know what? Whatever. Boop. Mmm, the dog water is strong with me. Oh, oh. Oh, I got Australian, man. Ow. Wow. Stop fondling my bottles. Get inside of Chuck Norris. Get inside of Chuck Norris. Get inside, go, go. Damn it. It is only now that I realize how odd
that entire phrase I just said is. Whoa. Oh my God, I’m not giving up though
until I get "Gray will find a way." Uh, good for me. [gasps] MLG Son and yeet. Dog water. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. I got an instant win.
Gray will find a way. This is called the Ultimate Fight Club. What’s back here. "Kill Timmy if you think he is useless." I wouldn’t say he’s useless. Is there anything behind this? Whoop. Ow. There’s not. Come on child. It’s time for us to defeat the fight club. Watch how powerful your dad is. All right. "Starving Hobo." Okay. What the holy hell? His knife is in my balls.
His knife is in my balls. It is now pulsating inside of my balls.
Why? Out the way, old man. "Segway Guy." All right. I know how to handle this. I love how I’m just sitting on top
of the butcher’s cleaver now. I have replaced my bike seat
with a butcher’s Cleaver. Okay.
Are you ready for the ultimate take-down? Watch this. Bam, got him. Like that? That’s some Chinese
martial arts right there. I freaking circled that thing back. It’s now inside of his belly button. Out of the way, Nixon. "Irresponsible Dad." Oh, it’s me. Luckily I’ve lost both of my arms. Oh, my God. The sword is also up my Weiner. I have to take a moment to
mention how powerful my groin is. I have now stopped two
different blades with my Wiener. Oh and apparently, that killed me. We’re doing this fast. Bam, hobo, boom, Segway. Really? All of the fast. [grunts] You know what, I hate to say it. I may actually have to
have some patience here. Okay. We’ll do it with patience. Boop. There we go. Oh, he’s eating it. That’s how he gets his iron and Segway. Rooh. Yeet. All right. Now,
I don’t want to become a unicorn here. Oh, I don’t know what sword technique
that was like the stab yourself through the ass so the guy doesn’t know that the blade’s going to come
out your groin and kill you. I don’t know. Anyway, up here. There we go. All right. "Big fat Betty." Oh, dual-wielding size. Wacha. I’d like to take a moment to
mention that this may look like she just stabbed herself through
the head with the side but actually, she is cosplaying as a unicorn. Yes. Indiana Jones. Whoa. Um, hmm. I have an idea.
I’m going for the 1 trillion IQ play here. [laughs] Got him. Well done, Betty. Now, there we go. Oh, Santa. All right, hold on.
I might need you again. Betty’s like I’m sleeping. I’m using this random leg in order
to keep the sun out of my eyes. Listen, did you ever want to visit Santa? Okay. Whoa. That worked incredibly well. Pardon, excuse me, everyone. Here we go. How many are there? [laughs] Karen, no. [laughs] Karen actually projectile vomited at me
and my son so hard that it killed her. I had nothing to do with that death. "Pogostick Guy," all right. [screams] I-I don’t know what happened there,
I survived, that’s all that matters. Excuse me. Whoa. Uh, I might need some help. All right, Pogostick guy, I wish I could wear you but I can’t
so I’m gonna see if I can shove your body, all right, there into the swords. Ready? And, ooh. Okay,
this is not working like I hoped it would. There we go,
okay, got rid of one of the swords. I’m not going through this level again,
we’re using all available ideas. Come on, Karen. Karen is still wielding that ax,
she will not let it go. I’m not gonna lie, this is a hell
of a board you put together. Okay. There we go. and now. Whoo. [groans] I’m fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine. Oh, oh, it’s the final boss. It’s the final boss. Do I get to win? I don’t trust anyone. Yes. This is called Gray Try to Stop. Oh my God, I’m-- I-- Oh God, oh god. Ohh. I almost did it, I could do this. All right, all you have to do, ready? Do this, lean back, and then-- Oh, God. [grunts] Oh, oh wow, oh I went way too high. All right, this is a little bit more
difficult than I previously anticipated. You know what, screw the pogo stick. [laughs] [groans] Oh, it’s fine. Oh, it’s fine. I can do this. [grunts] Up like the powerful earthworm, [groans] oh God. Poof. All right, off,
wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, grab, man. All right, you know what,
we’re gonna go full-full a-- Mmm. What I was trying to
say is full ass first. I’m dead. Oh, maybe I’m not. Jeez. All right,
the key is definitely letting go of-- [groans] Never give up. Eeh. Oh, oh, I’m right there, no. My sausage links kept me from winning. I am a sad torso right now. Okay, all right. Now that I have my legs
and I’m facing the right direction, we’re gonna go for this. Okay, we’re going for it. This can totally work. I just need to make sure
that my head falls to the right and we will be absolutely fine. All right, ride this, flutter kicks, make sure to use those ab muscles,
go ahead and contract. All right, ready? Ready? Now, we’re gonna do this, and then
we’re gonna lean, kick out, got it. This is called the 100% Impossible Spike. It says, "Everyone says my first
one was too easy, so here you go. Sorry, I pissed on the background." You’re not alone. You got anything down here for me? Huh? Got anything down here? Anything there? No, you don’t. All right, 100% here we go. All right. Ow. All right,
100% but with more speed, all right. Oh, poop. Oh. Oh, you cheaty bastard. [gasps] Oh, yes. That was like third try, I don’t
have much to say but luck was on my side. I traded a lot of my soul for that win. Welcome to glass break blue. A very pastel glass break. Anything back here? Nope. All right, here we go. Level 1, Level 2. I’m waiting for the freaking
angels to come down and try and massacre me while I’m doing this. These freaking levels
get weirder and weirder. Wah. Oh, we’re going into a bottle
break here in a minute. All right, Level 4. My son, I loved you. Although I will say,
you’re a lot quieter now. Okay, Level 5, boom. I almost broke my neck. All right, all the bottles is no big deal. I’ll do this nice and slow, don’t even-
don’t really have to work too hard, there we go and we got it. [screams] There’s more at the end. [screams] This board hasn’t ended yet. Real quick,
like how-how long-- Is that it finally? That was-- The board,
the actual secondary part of the board was longer
than the real board. This is called Hard Escape Bomb. Okay, I think I know why it’s hard. Oh my God, what do you have to do? How do you-- Oh, there we go. Okay, grab it, kick it, kick it, kick it,
I’m dead How are you supposed to win this? Got it. Yes, yes. No, no. Yes. [laughs] Oh,
oh, my Wiener absorbed all of the harpoons and that’s why you never skip Wiener day. You’ve seen bottle flips. This is a pineapple flip. There we go. Okay and nerd. There has to be a way
to become a-- Oh my God. Damn it. I love pineapples. Mediocre. Come on baby. Come on, baby. Rah. There we go. Wow. I managed to flip the pineapple
in a way that the game never ends. All right.
So maybe more on the edge like this. Oh, boop. Man. Oh, I got good. Okay, it is possible. All right. So like more toward the middle. No, that’s not gonna do it. God, this is harder than
a fricking bottle flip. Oh, there it is. There it is. Boom. Off the child. Yes. Behold, everyone. The yeetmobile. There’s a lot to this yeetmobile. All right. Control. Activate the jet,
shift to fire the arrows. Yeah, sure. Let’s do it. All right. Ooh. Oh, all right. We got a lot of alcohol on the yeetmobile. Oh, the yeetmobile is angry. The yeetmobile is very angry. The yeetmobile is
starting to crush my body. I’m excited the yeetmobile. I don’t know why-- The yeetmobile
just crashed the entire game. [chuckles] I’m going for the ending. I managed to finally
do it without crashing the game. It’s time for a donda run. Oooh. What holy hell? Whoa. God. [screams] All right,
this a lot harder than you think. Um, okay. Oh my God. All right.
Finesse, finesse, finesse, finesse. Slow. Perfect. Oh God, I’m screwed. I’m so screwed. Nevermind. I’m fine. Oh, yes. Got it. Time to become Venom. Yes. Tom Hardy, go-- Ow.
I’m not gonna lie. Being Venom is hard. Jump. Grab, swing up. Jump, grab, swing. Ooh, that looks very deadly. Oh, yeah. Oh, we’re riding the venom train now. Oh yeah. Here we go. Pissss. Becoming venom was
the worst idea I ever had. You know the We are Venom? This is mostly just,
we are in terrible pain. All right. Fall. Okay. I gotta grab like back here and then drop,
grabs. Ooh. I’m dead. That looks good. [groans] For God’s sakes. Yes. Oh, how long is this? Come on. Oh, no. Yeah. Wow. This board is insane. There’s so-- Oh my God. I was gonna say
there’s so many parts to it. [grunts] Okay. Here we go. and drop,
grab, swing upward, backwards, drop, grab. Oh, my head is stuck in the damn rope. [laughs] God. Oh, any time I one arm it,
I know death is close behind. I’m gonna pick a superhero
that stays on the ground from now on. You have no idea. How many times I have heard this man
scream at the top of his lungs. This level is going to be the death of me. This level is going to eventually kill me. Oh my God. I’m pretty screwed now. I don’t think I can do this with one arm. Oh, all right. Oh my God. Epic grab. I-I saved it. I-I’m dead. Nope. Nevermind. I’m still alive. Oh, I am so venomous right now. This is like my best run yet. Yeet, through, up. Yes. Yes. Oh, no, I did it. Well, I became a superhero
and instead of great responsibility, all I got was great agony. Anyway,
folks, hope you joined this episode of Happy Wheels till the next time. Stay Foxy. And much love.
