99.999% of people fail the infinite harpoon dodge challenge

all right we're checking out the only game where mother russia you don't fall on jets jets fall on you it's happy wheels i don't know what to say this is called jet fall russian i'm kind of curious exactly how the russians do the jet fall so far it's looking pretty good i still have gonna say i still have my helmet but that was pretty much perfectly timed there is a lot of jet falling to do here obviously i didn't take this seriously enough the russian jet fall is uh pretty tough so we're gonna go down straight then we're gonna go do a quintiple backflip that was oh okay i'm not gonna lie i was hoping for this to be a warm-up this is actually turning into something that is fairly fairly deadly all right you know what we're gonna there we're gonna make sure to take most of the brunt with our legs perfect yes stay right there okay now i could just grab onto the wall but i'm not gonna do that for russia did i lose an art that i'm pretty sure that was an arm oh my god things are getting pretty insane okay and watch this full dive i do appreciate that at this point now i get to be abused all over the world see it's not just it's not just in one or two parts one or two places there's a serious shed fall you've made okay deadpool one deadpool two not the helmet default three four okay land it five perfect i'm not grabbing onto the wall and wait for it wait for it wait for it now i'm not super happy that my thanksgiving giblets keep being shot out of my body at light speed oh there we go i'm going to sit on this rocket actually you know what hold on i said oh i was going to say i said i wouldn't grab onto the wall but that doesn't mean i won't grab on to a rocket this is quickly turning into one of the most difficult jet balls i've ever done okay quadruple flip then oh my leg both of my actually you know what the less limbs we have the better see that creates that's that's like a a tighter ball of a boom or it's gonna be the only happy wheels episode where it's just me doing one single board come on ouch rush up let me have this okay okay nice perfect yes good legs okay good good good good good good nice poking on broken glass oh yeah look at this watch this back forward forward flip forward flip crap there goes my helmet congratulations russia i dub the the most violent jet fall ever okay i'm going for a new personal best here there we go never mind lay me down on a bed of russian jets oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god please let this work please let it work yeah oh this is called crazy ending apparently you just have to survive to see the crazy ending so far [Music] oh i see how the survival part could become a problem all right here's the plan oh i was gonna say maybe i could grab onto the ground and slow my shot ah crap there goes my helmet feet first oh i overshot them survive to see the ending they said it'll be fun they said got it oh hey 747 this is called harpoon run normal i don't believe you nothing is ever normal anymore have fun with this simple harpoon run okay oh we got the harpoons coming from the ground okay it's slightly different than normal tom hardy is almost dying every you thought that was it i don't think so go backward and repeat it did a heartburn just fall from the ceiling i was gonna say poor tom hardy has almost died every oh my god i get to experience the same truck i'm still put out another level what is this press to kill him you liar okay simple harpoon run my ass let's go tom okay boop go backwards on the plus side i have to mention the uh the tires on this bike are killer all right so come down here press to kill him there has to be like a lie or something like can i go under this how about like this um yeah tom keep keep keep doing what you're doing buddy yeah suck up all those those crossbow bolts see he's fine you can hear him he's actually still alive all right can't get off this guess i'm guess i'm ditching the bike we don't need helmets where we're going excuse me tom i gotta i gotta use these crossbow balls to climb up your body yeah put that helmet on safety first okay and yeah there we go i what the hell did you put like an invisible wall so i can't even go this way okay you know what fine all right so everyone falls down there is there like something i can do okay so i can tell that this board was made to be impossible but guess what i will ride this goddamn harpoon up my ass to victory you thought that was it you thought that was it i'm gray still please this is called pogo impossible it's impossible i don't know what that says taking stock of everything around me i can see here that we are filled with mines but this is nothing i haven't done before okay it's all about understanding the trajectory all right so if my giblets fly this way all right stop forward there we go by the way i'm still alive welcome to laser dodge that wasn't so much lasers as it was just giant falling pillars of death so where oh okay i see ouch how the hell are you supposed to dodge these you liar okay there we go oh okay and then oh did i win i think i won i got it i got it right yay this is called gray's ungodly board the only text that came with it is there's no way that i or anyone can conceivably beat it hello greg this is my first map on happy wheels and i hope you found it to play on recording leave a like on my youtube killer we'll see about that but first well i screwed this up didn't i i am a i'm a failure i am a i am a failure at life you know what whatever i'm gonna do your board on my back i'm gonna i'm gonna do the rest of the board on my back i don't even know what this board is damn it my stun piece of leg is getting in the way very common parental problem here go god damn it tom oh this is a very cheaty board hmm uh well first things first i do need to know what the hell's down here um [Music] it's very tight i know i know that's whatever i feel like i've screwed this up i'm actually going to keep going just to see what's down here and it's death i think my son just went flying light speed to the end before you say something like gray wire your heels around the back of your head my answer to you is what yours aren't i think the difficulty in this is i have to basically like kind of do it backwards my brain has enough like a hard enough time processing things as it is okay i have i had i have learned the secret of the slow incredibly infuriating jiggle crawl now the biggest problem here is that when those harpoons come down they are going to rip my wiener from my body there's no way around it it's going to happen i have to just pray that there's enough of me left to complete the board and that the board creator didn't just cheat and put like an invisible wall here okay now that i can move my legs i can do the actual flutter kick no conceivable way eh you underestimate how long i'm prepared to do this for damn it i can't even save it okay so now i have to figure out how the hell i'm supposed to do the rest of your board um all right first he can go hmm okay maybe hmm like there has to be a way right how about if i go this way no how about if we just forget about the bike nope fly upward okay downward i'm not giving up you think you can stop me do you think you can stop me here also i will leave a like this is called try to survive the whole point is to try and survive okay i feel like i'm not doing a very good job at surviving how are you supposed to survive this ow can i like cheat this somehow it's given me this character so i don't have a chance i don't have a choice god okay back there oh sh i'm not doing your board i'm not doing your board i'm not doing your board i guess i'm doing your board come on there we go okay now got past part of it how about if i go do the worm here we go and then [Music] nice all right sweet now how about if we just roll down this way there we go got it hell yes boop a winner this is called harpoon run no context just harpoon run i'm not doing your harpoon okay i guess i lied oh i thought i was gonna have to do the harpoon i still will but i got the secret ending i have actually no idea how i managed to survive that and get that secret oh my god oh my god this is legit i'm gonna say this is a legit harpoon run this is called try to stop all you have to do is stop hmm i can see why this would be slightly annoying oh my god oh jeez okay here's what we're gonna do we're gonna bounce we're just gonna bounce off him oh maybe bouncing isn't such a good idea jesus okay rear wheel grip [Music] ow and then hop it pop it they call me 400 d chessula i thought i was still alive when i fell okay can i just get rid of the bike that worked i don't really know how when i like crap out a lung and my lung hit the ground and it was like oh you win that's one of the major vital organs ah yes perfect opportunity to show that even at my age i can have incredible limber yoga-like bodily oh my god there goes my balls what the hell oh i didn't get decapitated yay new helmet toy daddy's throw it relevant this is called the body destroyer nine nine nine nine thousand by the way little tom hardy finally gets exactly what he wanted for christmas a pair of his father's dismembered legs through all of the various harpoons with great skill missing all the water and we have a winner thank you uticus testicles five it was very popular name this is called glass bridge good day there's no way out is there there is not all right supposedly all you have to do is just go across the many many glass bridges oh my god no i was gonna say i should be able to cheat most of this okay there we go oh yeah oh my god i'm gonna die now no i'm still alive no i'm dead nope still alive huh i'm dead again up back to life hell yes oh and now we have a glass break [Music] that was a lot of hidden glass up there bastard and we have a winner this is called gray's moto run extreme i wonder what's back here apparently pain i'm still alive never mind go out out oh we model running it we motor running it ow ow ow ow out what if i just keep going ow okay hold on this is possible oh penis honey you're making this very difficult on me eating ow i could have won moto run go oh my oh i've just died yay boop all right now i just have to make sure that i don't explode my head here perfect bam i got a model ride to discount divorce all in one day this is called gray still plays the only context is yes ow i guess we're going ahead uh what are you supposed to do this seems relatively unfair [Music] oh did i just circumvent the whole board i'm gonna go this way and hope i did yay oh my god i did it i i literally circumvented the entire board i think i don't know this is called grey's harpoon run welcome to the harpoon run neon eat your child into daycare no all right daycare dad well i was gonna say dad's coming to see what it's like but only part of me is coming to see what it's like all right child guess you are going to daycare sorry buddy here we go oh yeah oh yeah oh it's a cheaty [Music] i like how somehow me resting my eye sockets on this blade counts as a win whatever it's called death floor says whoever gets the fastest time gets a shout out ouch i want my shout out okay there's definitely a delicate balance give me my shout out that is nowhere near fast enough boom i want my damn shout out this is called glass pathway do you want to cheat well yes i do what do we have down here ah a lovely cheatery if you will all right is this just supposed to test my patience or is this a big lie all right oh gotta go under here there we go all righty did this did this just bring me back to the beginning ah just kidding you can't cheat okay very good oh so i get it so you have to go on the glass but it gets small oh my god not yet not yet no oh my god you know what you just gotta go just gotta go go go go go go go go go go go go this is called gray's bottle run hard i always wanted to go to the moon but the moon came to me free wind i want my freeway ouch um there how about that oh haha how about that mr board creator okay now i just need to up and out god damn it there asked me a way to get that win are you ready okay i almost got there okay backward flip off the backboard ah damn it getting close man got it oh how about that okay now to do the actual bottle run okay i can already tell how you have to do this do not touch the bottles it's a lie i touched the bottle you gotta fly you've gotta fly it's your only chance it's your only chances to fly there's one thing i love there we go oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah it's getting a bottle inserted up my rectum hey well today we learned that the missing a in heart is for ass which is where all the bottles got shrubbed anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much low

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Id: 845KlbXb8FE

Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Fri May 21 2021