I completed the 99% impossible bottle flip and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game that teaches you that the only way to keep your head from exploding out your asses to wear helmets [Music] it's happy wheels i've played enough happy wheels at this point to know that is not how helmets work i've worn a helmet plenty of times in happy wheels if a meteor falls on my head you can be 100 certain i will be pooping out my brain i have suddenly become just infatuated with bottle flips because they make the impossible possible sometimes i play them just to see what they tell me in the end such as you're not human or just a bunch of exclamation points and so we will see just how inhuman i really am prepare your anus richard we're going straight to hell and by hell i mean we're getting the easiest one and it's not even really technically a true bottle flip i don't really know how i'm gonna try and get this thing up here i like how the very first thing i managed to legitimately accomplish in this game is to save replay one i just squirted my mustard all over your save replay we must continue great straight from that to meh the only thing is i got the meh in the way that you're not supposed to get it like i went all the way over here just to come all the way back in meh [Music] [Laughter] i don't even know what i'm trying to do anymore in this game you see this is still the first one sometimes in the comments section i'll see like great what have you done well when two bottles love each other very much all i wanted was to get the you're not human but i i did so much more in the end get in there get in there do it come on baby come on ketchup i believe in you damn you oh i'm the king hey vodka for the win baby you're right i'm not human i'm an alcoholic anytime i'm stuck in an elevator and the entire purpose is to try and survive i have to sit here and wonder what am i wondering you might ask how the hell am i supposed to survive this come here sir i need to use you as a body pillow no i thought if i put both this man and his innocent son between me and the impact with gravity in the floor i could survive actually most of me did survive it was just my head that fell off all right come here just yes i did it aren't you happy severed man's head let me use you as a pillow to rest my weary head save your son is the name of this level save him from what i like how the man abducting my son is losing his legs in the process it bounced off the van freaking minivans yes that's what you get for trying to slowly drag your totally impaled body away with my son also who keeps stabbing all my damn watermelons [Music] in case you were wondering this was called grace still plays arrow the point was to survive as long as i have two loving children i am 100 able to survive this is gray still plays bottle toss one of these items says mystery i wonder what the mystery involves all right there's one thing i'm really good at it's juggling balls see here that's a lot of death all right let's try and do that without getting my head blown up there's the mystery hey i get bottles as well all right i didn't really grab this ball whenever you're grabbing balls you kind of want to get just just the tip like that right there that's what you want and now we're gonna whoa hey come on [Music] i'd like to mention something that in typical gray still plays fashion i won this level not by throwing a ball into the winning area but by having one of my organs fall into the winning area i also appreciate that my brain is right next to this alcohol bottle [Music] i wow that's the highest i ever managed to explode a heart in this game shot it right off the level wow i wanted to see what the other mystery was it was stopping the other mystery this is the mind apocalypse you have to get through it by not stepping on the minds but i have other ways to get through problems like these go trevor all right i wasn't expecting my son to fly at me at light speed and sever my body really susie you had to just blow up all right let's go ahead and try this again trevor now all right son i need you to move toward the mine move toward the mine son there you go all right you are you're not you're not disarming the mind you're just there you go that's my boy all righty just do this then whoops that i don't even know what happened i think this woman was holding a mind but she got rid of it all right i'll fix this real quick hold on there can be only one mother of the year there we go this is called master of the ball throw it's better than the average ball throws what happens if say i were to get billy oh crap i got the help billy i got three balls billy more help bill all right i just want no no no what are you gonna do oh and when it said death it it wasn't it wasn't my death it was another man's death all right unlock the win ah what is this where am i going no no i won't i won't allow you i'm going to hold on to this ball to the very end i can hear something something seeking my my scrotum out no do a pull-up richard [ __ ] oh i'm alive grab the jet ow out okay the jet is penetrating me even though i can't use the jet it's fine i'll just crawl my ass over to where this jet wanted me to go here's some text seriously i lost an arm and a leg for this i don't care i'm gonna keep crawling until this ends can't stop grace don't plays you have no idea i've been crawling for like five minutes okay i really do want to unlock billy damn it i don't want to unlock the wind there we go i finally thanks billy okay let me try and unlock billy without killing myself there we go that wasn't nice i did finally grab the rocket i'm the winner out okay i'm feeling a lot less like a winner right now oh god oh no no there's so much more to this level i had no idea oh no oh i'm still alive full flip nose dive okay front roll oh god okay that is a lot of rockets okay completing this level just became like my new goal in life come here billy i need your freaking help all right i still have one leg left oh god i almost got my head exploded again now i feel like being fired out of this cannon by my skull is not very healthy okay come on baby you can do this okay never mind you can't do it i didn't make it all the way in the rocket so i have to do this for the rest of the way but i have all four of my limbs this is gonna be an instant win [Music] oh i'll live through it just walk that off okay i don't know what the hell just happened but my entire body just exploded i will beat this level uh i don't care what it takes never mind i just broke my neck oh god i will leave my foot behind in search of winning winning now me and this rocket have become really good friends ah not today i have no arms and no legs left i think part of my spine may have also been severed just then that's okay spinal columns are for squares see the best part is now i don't have any limbs to get in the way here can't stop me gay you can't stop the cycle anytime i see a bottle flip that's called impossible bottle flip i have to flip some bottles because that last board i just played made me flip my table okay time for some completely stress-free bottle flipping oh i went right into the omg right into the wow man i'm stacking bottles like freaking legos over here well guess i'm a cheater i'm kind of curious what secret is but i'm gonna leave that for last i'm so close to being a hacker i just have to give it a little bit of a butt tap huh come on baby let's just do all of them at once that didn't turn out as good as i had expected okay what the hell man oh god i just wanted to get the hacker thing to be straight up that's good enough for me real quick though what is the secret okay yay i win welcome everyone to the 100 ton crusher there's a few different things that you can crush in the 100 ton crusher you can crush fruit santas and kids obviously in order to make the healthiest smoothie possible go ahead and put in all of the different ingredients here there we go very good have santa in there as well perfect don't all push now go ahead and close this gonna go ahead and crush come on now get everything stirred up nice and smooth let's bring it up a little bit and back down and get all those additional santas in there perfect and now we can finally drain it and that right there is how you make a watermelon flavored santa slushie from the top chopper i'm actually kind of surprised that i just dropped this man from a helicopter and the only thing that got ripped off was his leg you could do better piledriver there we go this is called spike fall mega hard really let's find okay it's it's pretty difficult all right now i'm going to take this spike fall slightly more seriously and by seriously i mean by throwing my torso down into the medium area that right there looks like an excellent spike fall got it well it was called bottle run master and my son spontaneously exploded so i imagine this is going to be fairly difficult [Music] yep it's fine nope second time's the charm whenever your back wheel your bicycle starts trying to separate from the frame that's usually a bad sign but hey we did it this is called the wind tunnel i'm still alive i'm still alive oh my god epic dodges 2 billion iq dodges nope no really okay somersault backflip lower body separated from upper body i'm so close okay if i come at the end here with my groin i think i'll be able to survive this yes yes i've defeated all the bombs so at this point i just have to slowly levitate to the end oh i missed a couple of bombs oh piss you can blow up now but it's not gonna make any difference well i mean it did make a difference my head is the only thing sitting here on top of this arrow just have to dodge these slightly halloween looking triangles here it's not too bad honestly so far okay it's getting a little bit worse now oh here we go just kind of do a little bit of this and we made it kind of like the uh bob ross of dismemberment well we made all of our dreams a reality hey folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: WxsHIRQrDdg

Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020