I completed the world's hardest bottle flip challenge using this ultimate maneuver

all right so we're checking out the only game where your happy place has beautiful butterflies in the shape of butcher cleavers it's happy wheels this is called grey's happy place of course it's my happy place because i get the opportunity to have my wiener hacked off by floating knives oh there's an area that says no cheating well here we go ah ow oh pro tip leave the segway up there see you wanted me to cheat can i get it out i'm moving upward all right well leaving the segway it is whoop and do oh save replay if you get down here with all your limbs i'll be impressed prepare to be impressed god my my powerfully chiseled chin is getting caught here we go boom got it you son of a [ __ ] so now you're down here but still no cheating i refuse to believe there can be no cheating flutter kicks it is to be fair since everyone's putting more effort into the cheating areas than the actual board it's not really cheating any oh this this white wall is a solid object are you like trying to make this a slight more pain in the ass on me so i can't do my flutter kicks [ __ ] all right it actually is a little bit more of a pain in the ass come on dammit all right how about if we grab the wall and then we thrust i did nothing the rust thrust yates i know you said you wanted me to have all my limbs down here i'm kind of wishing i had lost my arms okay apparently this is made to be quite annoying ah there goes one who's the smartest now now just go feet first oh there's a sword of my anus was this a freaking bonus spot you think this hurts my pecker's like iron like a marconi baby well guess we're doing the normal level coin number one i like how it says easy peasy lemon squeezy not really yeah i can tell oh god this is gonna be a treat i'll take them all in the nuts i want to let you all know your boy gray did this about a hundred times trying to get through with the segway screw you if you didn't want me to do it my hand you should have put spikes down here oh sh my segway has come to kill me no no thank you jesus please don't chop me and yiddis meetus normally i like to warm up with happy wheels that level was a pain in my ass this is called the gray still plays crawl guess what i'm not doing it all right i guess i'm doing it all right now fortunately i've gotten i've gotten good at killing myself i was trying to say i've gotten fairly good at crawling at this point i've had to screw myself over so many times see it's right down left right down left right down left it's almost like doing the the whirlwind kick in street fighter 2. only it's a lot more painful to the user winning welcome everyone grey's christmas i'm really concerned about what i'm supposed to do here can i leave thank you for choosing the extra impossible difficulty level wait going backwards do something else here i don't have to go down this right can't i just like jump over this ha ha oh okay all right getting balls to the face is a little bit annoying not gonna lie oh no okay you know what i'm not doing anything unless it's ultra impossible ow how am i supposed to get through this oh i'm graceful please oh okay so please i'll cheat your board oh cheat i want the ultra impossible level i'm not giving up until i beat it i can get over this there we go i think i was actually supposed to go up this way ow oh all right they're starting to hit me a little harder now oh damn you and your bionic balls i like to use my face upon them it's the only ah okay wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it now okay there we go ah this is a very interesting and very annoying challenge you've created i don't really know what this is called but it's awful not my helmet no oh thank you jesus prepare yourself tom you may be watching your father's anus endure quite a few harpoons oh you're trying to screw me up stop it i did it well this is unfortunate i'm i'm still alive but i'm just tucked down here and there's no way out i don't have any arms bring it on i'm like a saiyan pain only makes me stronger i told you [Music] what the hell i have oh my god i found like perfect equilibrium look at this okay there's an alarm system here unfortunately tom there could be only one buddy ow well i guess that's what i get for sacrificing my son you know what we're doing this together bring it on [Laughter] at least i know how this works now okay ultimate impossible through the walls look at this look at how i'm getting at this you may take my arms but you'll never take oh oh there it is ha my son come on baby do that next one come on come on not today and yetis all right tom i hope you've got your nikes laced up we're doing this here we go this way this way [Music] [Laughter] well it's time for another freaking santa claus what is with the icicles they keep looking like they're about to shove up my ass another lovely santa claus rope swing there we go unfortunately i haven't lost any weight all right fall right through here i have learned my masochistic lesson getting pretty good at this quite honestly and fall grab swing [Music] all right that's just fine i'm like the bob ross of happy wheels i'm not going to get angry at that i'm just going to realize that without my arms i am completely screwed ah yes attempt number six million i'm sure i'm sure things will go much better this time and fall grab swing fall grab swing flip lose one arm that means that my chances of survival are about uh 25 now fall grab oh i almost had it oh oh i'm lined up perfect i'm lined up perfect here we go here we go [Music] freaking hell i didn't mean freaking hell i meant oh screwy doo this level is real pain in my ass oh come on why do i have to get all the satanic rope swings actually i should ask why get off satanic levels oh on the king yes oh my god there's another one what the hell i don't know why would you do this so apparently you have to complete three consecutive full length rope swings with santa amazing and by amazing i mean this is horrible okay if i lose some of my legs am i seriously stabbed through the neck on this thing if i lose some of my legs my hope is that some of the weight of the character will be gone and maybe it'll be a little bit easier no something fell through it doesn't i can't even grab on anything damn you okay i should be aimed up perfectly again so here we go grab swing you gotta do the full flip though ah hello satan my old friend i see you've been making boards and happy wheels again please let go of my testicles okay i'm getting to the point where i can aim up really good on this jump so this forget everything i just said okay it looks like if you do the behind the back grab it's actually better look at this watch full flip look at this grab flip penis so i learned something very interesting about this um by screwing up and being a failure and i'd like to show you because it will show you that being a pleb like me you can still come out on top what you gotta do is sleepy doo down here right about here that's that's nice right and then you're gonna fall and then like an idiot you don't let go and then you let go this way and there's oh there's a thing right over there i hadn't screwed up before and i felt like right over here and i saw the end of the platform it's over there i think i can get it whatever you do in life no matter how many times you get kicked in the balls always remember no matter what savor the masochism welcome to bottle run fast i don't really know what makes it faster than anything else i've done a lot of fast bottle runs like oh my god okay this may be a little bit more difficult than other bottle runs prepare for the heat prepare for the eating got it so this is now the world's longest bottle run they had to make it longer than the previous world's longest bottle run by putting the bottles sideways before i bring tom to take care i must first do a precursory check oh god i think i can survive this i told you that i could survive it but don't you worry you made a bottle run i'm gonna do the bottle run here we go oh yeah uh-huh okay all right there goes the leg that's fine oh oh god edis guide my tires oh i'm running out of steam okay this bottle run is uh legitimately pretty long oh crap god there's a hard bottle run [Music] didn't need that leg just extra wind resistance come on baby i can do this [Music] this is called grace still plays 99.9 i don't even know what the 99s mean anymore be honest with you every single board at this point is damn near impossible can i exit out the back door no i think i understand why it's impossible i have bladed pigeons looking to penetrate me little do these pigeons know i'm a juggernaut at dodging oh that may have looked like i ran straight into the blades but don't you worry oh god don't touch my organs you bastards get off bank there's a real pain in my ass it cost me was a child oh you thought that was it that's the easy part yay oh glass run i love glass runs anytime you people put stabbing no i know it could be a lie i have been stabbed with your stabbing no [ __ ] all right no problem that was pretty easy what do we got next anything gonna fall on me i swear to god i'm so paranoid in these levels now there's no way in hell i can just make it to that flag really you let me okay dodge the pigeons blast through the glass one two three oh i got glass in my eye um i hate to say this buddy but i think you know what to do huh yeah get in there kid good job yeah dude holy crap he did an epic flip my child is like neo flutter kick over there tom there's still like eight more to go buddy damn you people that you're 99 boom bing bam i used my face to get rid of that last one all right tom go i'm still alive i have an entire harpoon in my chest it is in my chest i'm still alive i never thought i'd have so much problems with freaking harpoons i lost my helmet too don't take my son from me i need him as a sacrificial lamb all right tom go get him buddy oh my god this is actually the hardest harpoon wall i think i've ever faced i don't know why i just can't get past them they're like perfectly spaced go buddy oh your arms just ripped off [Music] not today satan you don't piece me oh come on my tires are waiting for you come on come on oh oh i don't care how much patience i have to have to beat this board i'm gonna beat it oh deflection [Music] holy jesus that was annoying this is called grace to place thumbnails i love it what's down here survey says nothing wait a second hold on was there like death down each of these question marks oh i guess i'll try number one i can actually go down kind of slow i think if i go this way ah the old katana bed what's interesting is getting to these other ones is actually a little bit harder than you think [Music] yes i'm still alive my game broke i can't get out of here okay so hold on so land here oh epic save okay let's try that again without so much fail [Music] nice my balls yep there we go yay welcome to bottle flip ultra i like how the shapes to bottle flip on are getting more and more elaborate i have to bottle flip on top of superman's ass oh well here we go wow better than better i kind of wonder what project deletus is but i think i know we'll work our way down this and see what happens oh i got the easy hard what the hell what what is happening i've i've bottle flipped a bottle into zero gravity what does it mean look at it it's just bottle flipping sideways oh whatever all right all the bottles there we go i appreciate that i'm the best better that ever bettered all right so i guess we're going to the overdose i do appreciate that my overdose is just additional chances at redemption oh i was on the superman i got the broken though all right over to project deletus oh hey watermelons this is so much more wholesome than i originally anticipated megamind yay i just want to let you know i have bottle flipped a bottle on nothing yes a bottle has been bottle flipped on a non-existent platform i have managed to break my time in space i'm not gonna lie i'm really throwing out the pro i i actually got all the way up to lol somehow hole in one yes wow i'm glad i got my own reservation area i couldn't let you down after all i got two up there can you barely see the second behold there is still additional yiddis that must get meatest wow i'm really broken now my god what the hell oh my god i got the superman but i got it sideways i'm not gonna lie that was one of the big ones that i wanted to get god i got superman again it may even be better this time there it is that's the last one i wanted well we had a nod at the same time anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: l-celkJDrzs

Length: 18min 8sec (1088 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 29 2020