Kim Kardashian Screamed At Me In Streets Of NYC - H3TV #11

[Music] this one didn't win anything to all of them was this one this is a different wendy remix this one's really good maybe a runner up this one would tear the this one would tear a club down bro to all of them hey hey we're my people in the back of them to all of them and then [Applause] if we could get the isis remix in there that would really pop off i'd love to hear uh you know what i want is a windy death to all them isis dubstep remix someone out there make that brutal you be fire well my friends here we are it is tuesday actually um because me and ela took a trip to new york this weekend for our anniversary um so welcome everybody hope you had a good weekend today's episode is sponsored by honey and raycon we love love love you if you guys want to call in you know it's 808 hot meme call in share your stories share your thoughts tell me whatever you want and we'll try to get to you um how's everyone weekend very good long weekend eh yeah nice went to joshua trees really nice wait i thought you went to palm springs we both aren't they are they opposite directions i i'm not sure honestly i just put in the gps and go i think they're it's like 20 minutes away from each other not really yeah what'd you think of palm springs it was nice it was really nice um we didn't really plan anything i wish we did it ahead of time but i was really cool she said sitting in the middle of the desert i'm not really sure what to plan there i mean it's just exactly i haven't been there in a while but i just remember it's like city in the middle desert by the way this is cool did we get these raided were we no unfortunately no i want to get them certified and rated we could look into i'm not sure if sam's not down here right now but i think she may have looked into it yeah i want to send them in do they not accept random cards or does it need to be like pokemon i think they may not accept random cards oh come on i want a rating well these are mint i can tell you that so you know i don't know if i mentioned but i made a tick tock of these and tick tock immediately took it down can't talk about james it's crazy i mean of all the tick tocks that go up and all this crap i've seen on tick tock it is definitely the james charles thing and it was down like a minute flat i mean did they not get the memo on james oh my god this is the t sister sniped by the way speaking of james new merch just dropped i mean who first of all who's going to be walking around in sister merch like i'd rather just put on my my bill cosby jello merch at this point it's like what the [ __ ] bro looks kind of nice though actually i'm not going to hate on it nice little sherpa a little sister stamp um it should just have his at snapchat address what's his snapchat i'll look into that that'd be fire just follow me on at snapchat didn't get that many likes though so it is a little bit encouraging i guess it only got 1500 likes you know what i mean it's socks let's see it's just at james charles yeah there you go that's kind of a weird that looks weird as [ __ ] how they like cut out the sherpa to letters so embarrassing let's see i'm curious how much of this [ __ ] is selling oh that's 70 dollars for that that's got to be really bad quality because a nice sherpa jacket like that is going to run you like at least a buck 50. i would think i don't know that you can make that for man i'd love to get my hands on one of these just but anyway all the sizes are there so okay that's good you know that is encouraging what do you think of the names vanilla latte caramel frappuccino pumpkin spice cold brew and black coffee i mean it's got a theme i don't know what to say it's got a theme does that make sister sense the grand the grande style it's chic cafe chic it's a vibe uh i don't know well which color would you get let's say let's just the black is generally the most popular style and uh we have all sizes that's great i mean that is encouraging because this man is a danger to society and i'd hate to see yeah so it doesn't seem like it's doing that good so that's kind of interesting hey guys not here to tap dance on his grave or anything but this is good because i feel like traditionally this would have sold out before all the controversy right like his sister hoodie that he stole from teddy fresh that that [ __ ] moved quick right yeah yeah that moved quick oh you know what else i'm gonna let me check out his tic talk because usually he has like these massive influencers pumping up his about to say is larae uh rocking this sherpa i doubt it open tells me he's not let's see usually he james charles his tick tock is funny it's fun yeah look look who he has modeling it whenever you open it i'll send you it i'm opening it right now let's see oh he's got all of them on let's go wait wait wait okay let's sell some sherpas i'm wearing all of them oh man he's down bad dude the five other models canceled exactly it's just him now yeah i remember he had such a massive uh he had such a massive campaign around the teddy fresh hoodie but this one only has a hundred thousand views well he just posted it okay all right that's it uh just this one i believe so yeah that's all i'm saying okay sister snatched um yeah the weekend was nice you know we ran into a lot of people it was nice i i really go outside so we got to meet uh meet a lot of fans out there that was fun had some nice meals and uh [ __ ] hate traveling though you guys i just don't know and i miss the dogs and the baby and the flying is just you guys feel the same way like i feel like it's almost not even worth it i know i've often wondered what's the deal with airplane food am i right i have wondered that what's the deal with airplane food where did they make this stuff actually the food was quite doo-doo that got a uh i got a literal brick of meat and it was cold in the middle it was frozen in the middle hot on the sides oh yeah i was like that's fire then i pooped my pants uh speaking of uh the quartering just from the top of the show we got all kinds of hot new vibes we got it uh we had the the wendy remix now we've got the peat in my basement remix this is of course dedicated to the quartering he's poking something up he knows [Music] [Music] wow that's intense that's like a dirty heavy dub right there boy of course is a massive fan [Music] let's go baby [Music] [Applause] i got robbed that was the buildup of no drop shout out to w uh ckd music wicked um interesting come on don't be a hater give it up jeremy it was funny come on yeah okay wait there's a new r kelly recruiting song no way so i let's watch it i think we i think we did hit this but like three years ago around the time that we originally discovered r kelly so it's been a long time no way r kelly recruiting 18 year old girl to play house during concert who's out there i got a spare dungeon for you girl come home [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] oh [ __ ] yo they got props that's what i'm saying like he pre-meditates this [ __ ] oh yeah you would think we're going back to the improvised versus planned debate this [ __ ] got props you think he goes all the way all the way up to ethiopia and doesn't have a slam plan for recruiting i i agree that the the uh interlude to recruit young women is likely planned in the set i just thought that the the music itself was being improved no way man this guy brings props with him he's like the character predators [Music] [Music] musicians get away with anything bro at least they used to buy more money more do you have your passports oh we had a great idea i don't know if i should break the i think i should say it oh no i don't want it to be a surprise ian you think we can make it happen i think we yeah i think we should wait oh yeah yeah no [Music] i'm just so excited yeah we're gonna be we're working on a holiday miracle yeah it'll be a holiday miracle in a few months it's a ways off well yeah let's definitely save it okay we're gonna get our kelly out for christmas we're getting him we're getting him out of jail everybody he's gonna be singing a recruitment song here on the agency podcast [Music] [Applause] i'm surprised there hasn't been more of a reckoning for the um james no just going off what you were saying about musicians getting away with everything there are well you you read those guys by out by uh biographies and these guys like they would literally [ __ ] like ten thousand women because you know that all those ten thousand wasn't on the up and up is it is it uh uh what's his name from aerosmith stephen tyler yeah he do you know about his whole story no he like had like a 14 year old groupie or something that god that he legally adopted oh god so that he could like turn her around stop right [ __ ] now a 14 year old groupie i i have i might have the age but it was really 16 year old groupie dated her and got her pregnant he adopted her though yeah he like guardians because he so that he could [ __ ] his own daughter well i don't think that was the strategy it was what it was i mean dated her for three years while he was her guardian so yeah let me get this if he adopted her when they break up what happens does she stop being his daughter well i don't think maybe adopt is the wrong word he got guardianship whatever that means he like convinced the parents to sign over guardianship to him so that he could take her oh my god i think so that he could like take her on tour and like across state lines because otherwise that would be like i guess sex trafficking it'd be child sex trafficking right imagine that conversation listen guys uh me and your daughter were in love the problem is that uh technically uh if i were to take her on tour it would be considered by the fbi as child sex trafficking now i just want to make very clear to you that that's not the case where's your daddy yeah and he's not the only one i'm sure i think there's tons of stories like that like groupies and stuff from all those bands so wow yeah now gene simmons has been with over 5000 women so i'm sure that's what i'm saying it's like just yeah you you t if you [ __ ] 5 000 women there's gonna be a lot in there that uh something was not right right probably a lot of them it's game of numbers oh yeah golly oh norm mcdonald is resurrected in the body of tom cruise this is interesting don't [ __ ] it what this isn't edited nope are you sure yes i first looked at it and i thought it was not me too so when i necessarily this came across my feed i thought it was somebody trolling and they had found or or they had put the wrong lower third like it was norm and they accidentally put tom cruise and that was the joke and then yeah no no [ __ ] way dude the title is norm mcdonald faked his own death to murder tom cruise and assume his life there's no way this is not edited there's more pictures he i need more pictures here from another angle here oh man well that doesn't look like norm but man he's kind of falling on hard times there yeah i kind of wonder if he's how old is he he's pretty old but he didn't look like that just even like a year or two ago it's possible just caught up with him because he's aged so uh well he's 59. oh my goodness so so i think he's just looking his age finally he's so bloated yeah he's got a chubby face what does that mean when your face is chubby well you see that's what i was gonna say is uh it it might be that there's something going on with him he might not be well usually swelling like that is a sign of a heart condition i'd like to see using something like that somebody what is the symptom because i think that's why i think that's why norm looked that way and we know that we now know that he was not well i always thought norm looked fine i thought he looked good no he looked very puffy in the face just like that hmm so wait what does puffy face mean somebody i mean i'm there's nothing there's multiple things that could be linked to them this article specifically about tom cruise i'm reading thyroid stuff sounds like the first line whatever makes his face blow up between movies is certainly not scientology thank you thank you for that little quip apparently will smith assumed the identity of uncle phil [Applause] yeah this was strange to me when i first saw this why did you have to do uncle phil like that with this pic how come you don't want me man why are you quick on that wow that's crazy everybody in the uh chat saying cocaine i don't cocaine makes your face puffy well it can't shut up with you everybody's saying coke bloat i mean that's a thing yeah i mean tom cruise definitely got that energy steroids steroids seems the most likely out of those because he's still doing like action movie kind of yeah because i bet you he's still in good shape you know he just got that coke blob maybe he fell too hard from some of his stunts mission he's got that mission impossible look bro that that's that that's that mission floatable yeah it's loadable it seems no one knows for sure but there's a lot of causes for puffy face injuries allergic reactions infections yeah um okay i'm watching alcohol kidney oh my god we got so many i don't got so many doctors in the chat right now fillers alcohol yeah i know alcohol says that but i don't think tom cruise recent photo let's see if we can get a battery battery i said oh god there's oh old tom is getting the puffy face treatment guys man that's got to feel bad you know but he's 59 i mean the guys looks good for 50. absolutely he's still a stud you know not hating on him but something my aunt pointed out a long time ago he has a tooth directly in the middle of his mouth yeah really yeah it's not aligned it's offset very nice smile but interesting a little off also a short king tom cruise oh my god i push back and it goes to each photo like are you [ __ ] me in the tits page six nobody is that's not what anyone meant with the back button that's so ridiculous here's a recent one looks fine to me maybe he got an allergic reaction to a [ __ ] peanut he looks great here you know looks phenomenal he had one puffy fuss one puffy face day and the whole world got a riot oh that looks like a bump in his throat you need to get that checked out could be adam's apple anyway who cares good luck good luck i'm sure i'm sure the wizards at scientology are all over that working hard yo smash mouth had [Music] such an epic weekend smash mouth of shrek fame i always like i think about them the kind of rock and roll that was around during that time and i've i've always thought like the best dub because you have like the spin doctor smash mouth and then there was another one like the fast tuckers the chicken chick chick and the choco suckers sugar rain bare naked ladies sure naked ladies okay yeah sugar ray it's a little sugary similar vibes to smell but anyway the name the genre i like to call it is shrek raw yes do you like that you've explained it many times i have not yes you have maybe it's a good idea dan you're mad ogre rock what do you think shrek rock or swamp brock swamp rock's already a thing that's already like wait what is swamp rock like southern swampy style oh like uh so shrek rock it is leonard skinner no [Music] are you sure zach yes i've heard of swamp rock before i've seen swamp pop what is swamp rock everything come out of florida swamp swamp rock yeah well [ __ ] me it's a mix uh country funk and soul i know that sounds good i'm seeing one band that's part of swamp rock you [ __ ] you know what it is zach don't you clayton's clean water yes sir what was i saw somebody in the chat earlier oh is the the the the kavanagh keemstar revival or something that's funny that that one a lot of it well ryan kevin is not that far off from teaming up with kim i mean that guy is so close to bankruptcy at this point we'll get into that i'm jumping ahead of myself but i like shrek rock and um man shrek kind of killed this man's career and life he was too successful in shrek and people just associated one with shrek you know it's hard to prove about four however what about four but for a shrek a butt for you missed an opportunity dude so funny no i've not heard anyone say that other anyways what's a butt [ __ ] i can't jerk off to this [Laughter] anyways i think that their career was already uh diminished significantly and shrek was it was a second revival so do you think shrek brought him out of the swamp exactly well smash mouth was in like every movie around that time there was a ben stiller movie yeah mystery men right there was uh race it was in rat race as well right it was like 99 right that's when they were but i was so down with that [ __ ] back in the day it's like oh [ __ ] so the first shrek film came out in 2001 i believe all star was from 1999 so it was only two years later hey now you're a swamp star get your game on that song sucks but like looking back it's so bad but it's so [ __ ] cool too you gotta admit it's catchy oh i love that song it's annoyingly catchy yeah it's horrible but it's great i think the bare naked ladies had the same [ __ ] what was their hut song it's been thought like fast talking catchy actually i still listen to the very native ladies i think they're a great band like unironically they have a pretty dedicated follow-up so so so in the shrek rock competition barenaked ladies took the w they they take that big old dub they're the greatest rock band of all time yeah they took that big dub well you also consider hallelujah a shrek song would you consider that shrek rock what you've said you've said before no it's not you've sang song you've said because it's in the movie it's not shrek raw because it's in the movie i've never said that you still put words in my mouth no i i remember vividly well i'll say it right hallelujah is not shrek rock okay i'm just that's just a clown that's a beautiful classic song you can't uh categorize that i agree also talking about the same hallelujah yeah yeah i don't know what zack's all about shrek yeah yeah it is soundtrack all-star was in several movies at the time including digimon how do you use the same song in several movies always been 10 weeks since you sniffed my butt come around you know i got a hot one take a drink sarah in our chat saw bare naked ladies in vegas uh this weekend oh so see there's the bear naked ladies dubs i got some fans out there great ben dubs all around well anyway speaking of smash mouth uh you see she did smoush math hey now all star and of course shrek is love shrek is alive so she knows anyway she went and saw smash mouth in concert and what has become one of the most disastrous live shows ever recorded that has led ultimately to him in response to this going viral retiring somehow this out did their performance last year at sturges which i think caused like a quarter million covet infections or something i was telling somehow this is worse i was telling dan they got the sturgis curse now yes exactly yeah everyone who went to surges is cursed many of them are dead actually nobody knows why assassinated by hillary clinton yeah exactly nobody knows why well anyway here is a recap of a smash mouth show and boy this is a great one okay i know the ethics of this aren't great but i did just see smash bath perform live at a local beer and wine festival when i say this is the most chaotic show i've ever seen in my entire life i have no words at no point was the sound balance unintelligible speech a straight up pile a zig heil [Music] he's not even trying [Music] the problem is he wants to be a rock he wants to be a rock star but it's like can can you be a rock star when your claim to fame is hey now that's not right i mean it's one of the highest selling singles of maybe not 1990s maybe not a rock star but maybe an all-star oh like can you smash a guitar to all to hey now i mean if you really tried hey now you're an awesome maybe maybe until maybe they're walking on the sun that's that's a great song that is a good i don't even know that song you do danny d go ahead sing it i got nothing keep going give me some to sing some tunes see you um didn't even know the song exactly i do i was [Music] as well be walking i told you all you need to hear was like a split second of it yeah it's not okay okay it's another big hit this it's almost 60 million views on youtube this song okay and you could for sure smash a guitar that's all i don't think so no not really at all well anyway there was a follow-up from her apparently the show was so bad that here is them analyzing did he do a zig heil it sure looked like it to me isn't that what it's called yeah i'm sure what it's it i don't think it's zig it's like sig well in german s is a z so maybe i'm just too literate for you i'm an anti-semitic person oh keemstar come on that you don't need to interject that i mean inappropriate it's just it's hurtful when you say that's not what i think it is what else what then you can see this guy turn around and say did you see that um and um and yeah he does do it again was like that's not what i think i mean what is that i think it's a nazi salute yeah i mean straight up i'm not sure how else to and he does it with a lot of gusto too like he's not pointing he's not doing much but that's just a straight heil my dudes here is shrek rock um personified that is shrek as the rock ladies and gentlemen we have done it we have gone all the way there we have achieved science has gone to maximum potential shut up [ __ ] okay calm down this is my swamp [ __ ] oh this was submitted by melvin dew on discord by the way the smash mouth saga so thank you well it's become quite the story and as you'll see there's so the fallout yeah here's some fallout smash mouth steve uh harwell retires citing physical and mental health issues i'm sorry buddy smashed his mouth is smashed you uh announced his retirement following the uproar over a cons uh concert one attendee described as the most chaotic show i've ever seen in my life yeah we know who that attendant is la times how about some siding that girl literally ruined his career i think she single-handedly made him retire yeah well i mean if he's in this state it was bound to happen uh sooner than later you know it says in this article that he says he has some neurological disorder and severe alcoholism so uh despite his best take a break he is heartbroken to share that it has become impossible for him to continue doing what he loves most uh playing all-stars endlessly getting drunk and playing all-star i've tried so hard to power through my physical mental health issues and to play in front of you one last time but i wasn't able to oh damn the world was robbed this day so many chad said she saved his life yeah could be actually ah that's a that's a really optimistic positive way to spend it and it might be true you know yep although i have to say being publicly shamed this way probably not not the best way to uh i don't blame her though i mean i love the video what can you do uh if while during the show harwell threatened audience members he said i'll [ __ ] kill your whole family i swear to god he told one fan while giving what appeared to be a nazi salute to the crowd so rock and roll that is kind of rock and roll so rock and roll oh so we're working on a thumbnail for the video guys yeah what do you think does that look real it doesn't look like i'm pointing to her is there a way to work on the angle wait this isn't real sorry right good point no this is a candid photo it was real but can you just edit it to make it make it look more like i'm pointing at her cam in this candid photo from new york thank you thank you we bought the or no no we took that photo we took that photo what the [ __ ] does she know about cameras i don't i don't know kanye i don't know what she knows about cameras the spokesman for the group said he has suffered uh proof bruce lee over the years yada yada yada regarding the apparent nazi salute they said that the singer regrets his actions but this tick-tock video is not an accurate representation of the man steve is oh so they don't deny it it sounds like they're saying he was having an episode that's you know there okay man these these never get easy that he sure don't his contemporary uh uh sugar ray is heartbroken steve is gonna wind up on cameo any day now i'm surprised he's not off the charts and then what would his thing be out of the swamp and into your home in your hearts oh man remember that all that glitters is gold all that glitters is good only shooting stars do the nazi salute we went from all-star to keemstar [Applause] zach zach with the i'm gonna applaud myself on exactly buddy that was good that was good wow oh geez uh before are you moving on to the next story yeah it's ad time baby alrighty i was just looking there's so much good stuff today there really is i mean you could do another if you want we're not let's just get through we 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tick talker i see one who's jared stodd stoddard stott hill um that sounds vaguely familiar they have screenshots provided of him paying someone to send him hate online no way but let's pull up a picture i want to see if i even tic talk is our home absolutely jared this the name sounds familiar this isn't this is a real expose right here there's an there's a few exposes in here with proof provided i'm asking for one right now wait what's this [ __ ] guys jared stoddengale stark here we go do you guys recognize this guy i what i'm it's not even tick tock stuff wait jared somebody help me out put put up some [ __ ] photos oh i'm looking for the call that you're referencing from the bottom stod jarrett this is him this guy's not famous what's famous about this guy i don't even see his tick tocks never uh not familiar with this person uh okay he has eight million followers why is he not showing up oh there's some rest who doesn't want to all right some somebody help me out here million is like true it could be a that's nothing okay hear it that's nothing let's see here he is eight million views are kind of low for eight million oh this one is thirty million oh he's got walking people i feel like a lot of people are going to stare at me but let the music so he's got one eye he's got a false eye he's going to walk around in public with a terminator eye i mean why not have fun with it whoa that's pretty crazy it's cool yeah i'm reading that a lot of his videos are like this hasta la vista i don't see any he's not doing anything bad i mean i'll talk to this guy but let's let's proceed cautiously because this guy didn't seem to be doing anything wrong but obviously based on this one video i've seen hannah what's what's your beef with um jarrett okay so um first of all i just want to say i'm a huge fan thank you so much i love you um i'm from actually funny story i actually i'm from people i'm not from but i live in cedar rapids like the hillary clinton meeting let's go actually um but i'm actually from a small town so like i'm from iowa so uh for example i literally graduated with like 21 people in my class i think wow so very very small cedar rapids thank you zach yes thank you zach love you anyways um so uh jared sachel he went to a school near me um actually a guy i was dating at the time was like in the same weight class as him and so they would wrestle like in like you know tournaments and stuff so this guy has been so i i think he i'm pretty sure he is in the same grade as me i graduated in 2018 i might be wrong don't don't i'm not sure on that but uh he has had i think five twitter accounts that have all gotten suspended for what um because he just he steals people's tweets they don't say they don't suspend i think you have to actually want to kill a minority or something to get suspended on twitter okay all right and also i sent the screenshots to olivia i don't know if she can if you guys can pull those up so you know yeah but how did you get these screenshots you'd even go to high school with them you don't know him personally why are you trying to expose him i'm friends with i'm friends with him on facebook like i know this guy so why are you doing this because i just wanna okay so let me explain okay so this guy he did have cancer like when he was i think he said he was a baby and they had gotten the eye removed whatever okay yeah i feel bad for him i really do like i'm just like and speaking truthfully like i know what it's like my mom passed away in like january this year like i know like i would never specifically do something to like be mean about somebody's illness like i just want to make that very clear okay um but this guy i sent the proof to olivia on discord um so he the top picture is hard to see it's a side profile picture of him shirtless and the second photograph is wait how did you get messaging how did you obtain these if you look on twitter like and go to his old twitter accounts like i said the last like four or five have gotten suspended because he just steals people's content so someone posted these um yeah they're not that hard to find and also like this was when i was in high school and this happened it was like wait this was a public comment this is a public comment because it has likes on it say look at the camera and quit trying to show off your jawline or something like that and fyi you're going to get a lot of hate like a lot of hate but why is it a public comment with likes oh it's just a screenshot i see i think i know what he's trying to do he's looking for a perfect comment that he can do at you know what i mean yeah okay so so the thing is his twitter like like i said the first picture you can't see it but like you can see he's like collarbone it's a shirtless photo of him and he's like facing the side and so he said like message me and like say you know why are you always look have your face to the side he was like he paid this guy to send a message publicly on twitter and then he says okay and then he gets to be the good guy he goes everyone stop hating on the guy he didn't know and he apologized for it there is so much hate in this world and no one deserves to be made fun of legend thank you all for caring and supporting me it means the world to me by the way at least he was like um i will say at least he was like you're going to get a lot of hate for this so he was kind of like upfront about that yeah i mean yeah and it was just some guy that he knew like that was following him on twitter so the guy sent a public you know like reply to the tweet saying like why are you always looking to the side and then he tweeted that you know he got a lot of hate like he said he was gonna get and he you know deleted it right away because he was getting so much hate and then the second photo that i sent to olivia um it says since the guy deleted the tweet did you get that picture yeah he says since the guy deleted the tweet did someone want to post the same thing on the side so i can redo it for clout but i hate to break it to you um if you think this is bad you should hear what james charles did oh no i'm very well aware i mean listen i mean it's it's a little scummy but uh he's 22. he's trying to get on that cloud game i mean it's a little it's dude yeah i mean yeah he's trying to get that clown pill yeah he's what's going on with you and jared what happened i don't i literally do not hate this guy i will i'm saying i no i really don't but i literally i wanted you to watch like his tick tock because i just think they are really cringy and like so i mean it's all about his eye i don't see him doing anything like overtly that was only one but i mean the terminator i was cool they're all i mean they're all about here's one with 7 million yeah they're just so like acted out the one where he's in the gym and he's like trying to get people's reactions so it's just a guy is this the guy who bought all of his followers and like has always been feeling tweets like like i said he's been doing this since high school he wasn't like vendetta she's a hater she's got an i think we've got a hater on people wait let me let me ask you a question hannah but i'm just okay there's there are people who like like i'm i feel i get it he really does have cancer and he really did like but he's paying someone to bully him when there's people who like actually get bullied like you know what i'm saying right hannah i mean it is i feel like you you say you guys came from the same small town is he the guy that like made it out no you see you see where like i said huh i think you're a hater hannah i really am not a hater with peace and love like i'm i just wanted to like get your reaction to this guy really i just wanted to see what you had to say i mean i've seen so much worse i i agree it's it's interesting he was giving me very like jake paul logan paul crin and now he's got like some it's all i mean it's just i memes he's not he's just riding the eye thing all the way up he's just riding the i mean man like there's nothing else yeah but it's like he's but he paid someone money to bullying i agree i don't know i it's scummy it's funny um it's embarrassing obviously for him but like it pales in comparison to the [ __ ] like we see in flinches doing today which is like theft scamming predatory behavior i mean david dobrik literally [ __ ] ran over his friend with an excavator bro like yeah the bar is so high these days you know true yeah i'm just saying like this that these people these people are getting big by doing shitty things and from small towns who are trying to get big they're also doing these shitty things because they think hannah i got a question i mean i don't how much did jarrett pay you to call in and bully him like this he did not pay me no i never heard of this guy jared i never heard of this guy jared now all of a sudden we're talking all about him we're talking all this trash about this poor guy with one eye i need that clout yeah no i knew him from like i said we went to he went to a school near me and a guy i dated used to wrestle him who won the wrestling match your boyfriend or jared uh actually if if you want i have a video no i just want to know who won okay well there were multiple times they've wrestled and he jarrett won like two times and then i think my ex-boyfriend won the third time so it's a bit is this a bitter thing oh okay no no no it's not interesting you're bitter that he beat your boyfriend wrestling listen hannah no i'm not saying that anymore we gotta respect the buzzer hannah i understand first of all it was a great it was an entertaining call thank you for bringing it to my attention jared stoth hill is on my [ __ ] radar now boy better not slip up on me and hannah thank you for watching thank you for watching i sincerely appreciate the call thank you we're just having fun all right all right take care love you keep watching thank you we need every viewer i think she's on jared's payroll that was a good that was it fits everything she described interesting we have a funny keemstar story went to a fan meetup as a joke went in teddy fresh hoodie kim realized after a few photos photo sent sure i i'll take keemstar slander any day we have photos drop those photos olivia hello to joe joseph what up what up what up peeps [Applause] there you go there you go all right tell me your story what you got for me well i was just sitting on my couch and i was just scrolling through twitter and i saw that keemstar was having a fan meet up at some like crazy dive bar like 10 minutes away from me and i like live in the middle of the sticks so i was just like it was oh yeah it was it was a meet-up for him and fousey's new brand right i think that's when he met the the girl the the first underage or not sorry not underage like young like what was with fuzzy yeah was that a fussy mute up right [ __ ] up yeah yeah so dude the bar is only like 10 minutes away from my house and like it's like a well-known bar around us it's like like a joke like it's it's so funny so then like i saw that he was there so i'm like oh let me go put on my my color block hoodie and go take a picture with keemstar here i got the photo so i literally i'm going to show the photo yeah i went there and like yeah how tall are you bro you're powering over his ass like the thing is i'm only 5 10. like he must be like no you're 5 10. you're lying you're [ __ ] like okay yeah yeah you're [ __ ] you're massive bro yo he's wearing a present yeah i know he's wearing a full set i posted that on i posted that on the subreddit like two months ago and like all the comments on it were so cringy they're like oh dude you outfit him you you wanted keemstar oh yeah you did out for him let's be honest this is you're standing up you are staring up very straight though i i must compliment you on your posture there joe never be a beta so what happened you took the photo he did he see the hoodie before the photo or after or what yeah so so as soon as i walk into the bar like i said like everyone is like oh are you here for the fan meet up because like it's like a it's like a bar like in the sticks around me so like i just kind of stood out like a sore thumb sure and they're like oh it's right outside so as i'm walking outside keem starts walking inside to me and i'm like oh baby and so i'm like hey man can we just get a quick pick and so he's like yeah sure no problem let's take a picture and i like handed it to someone to like just take our picture and like the guy couldn't figure it out for the longest time how to take a picture and um so as we're just like and people people are saying to me they're like oh man nice hoodie like it's like a joke because they obviously know who you are and um keemstar still didn't notice it and like so we're still we took a couple pictures and then at one point he was like oh man i don't know if we can take this picture right now and i'm like nah man we've already taken a few pictures we may as well take a few more and so you straight outfit him you scared him all right he didn't say it though which was so funny i want to say something just for the record joe i do i love i appreciate this i don't want to encourage anyone to go uh harass keemstar in the real world thank you but joe thanks for sharing no no i didn't say i didn't i didn't say anything like out of pocket i know you i know you're a perfect gentleman i just wanna i'm just giving that disclaimer for everyone listening specifically keemstar who's currently writing an email to susan so that i said do not harass keemstar in the real world but i'm glad you got to pick with them i'm sure you're a fan of dramaalert that's why you went there right i'm curious how many people are yeah that's exactly why yeah yeah i love foosie you love lucy you love dramaalert that's why you went yeah how many people would you say came to the fam meetup so i didn't even like go to the whole part where the fan meetup was but i ended up i saw that fousey like posted like a movie about it or something so i was curious too it looked like there was a pretty decent amount of people there but dude they were like all young kids like that's what i was yeah i was like a bar seems like a weird place for a keemstar because he's looking for a girl he needs to he needs that barrier for entry right and also they're shooting a movie he doesn't want a bunch of kids look like a [ __ ] weirdo yeah he's he'll be he out there like the peter piper like hypnotizing the kids to follow him and [ __ ] anyway what's your favorite drama alert since you're such a big fan yeah what's your favorite episode jesus i don't think i've ever seen a joke all right thank you joe thank you joe wait wait wait wait i actually have a quick question if you don't mind alpha joe has a question for you dan yeah go for it shoot all right so i know this is a huge stretch but i heard you say that you're like a huge classic rock fan and then the other day i heard you say like you're a huge bob dylan fan is there any way in 2016 you went to that music festival in palm springs or india i forget what the hell it was oh [ __ ] the call dropped really yeah super unfortunate did you drop him no it's just a it's just a weird coincidence yeah it's just a weird one there wasn't anything bad about that question was it no okay no it was just a weird coincidence anyway i just want to say thank you for the call zach was there joe if you're watching zach i went to that uh i was not i was wait 2016 you know my favorite keemstar video is in all capital he titled it youtube needs to delete this channel just because the irony i love it was he talking about his own channel jstation oh yeah yeah well they listen what the [ __ ] what is this story are you high bro but anyway thank you joe for sharing i do want to actually say though on a serious note that uh don't go and don't go do his fan meetups to bother him and stuff he you know he's living his life he's down bad that is for sure man we love keem he's an all-star he's our favorite anti-semite [Laughter] um thank you joe appreciate the call though i really do i'm sorry um let's see so moving on wally p is cured wait i just found out that the photo that joe sent us was um photoshopped um here's the real one so that one's more accurate no laughter nothing i mean what's funny about it it's just keem's physical appearance i wouldn't i would never laugh at him for that right he looks good that's just what he looks like sick ass beard i love it you know lenses can distort uh the space quite a bit so i'm not surprised that that came out a little scuffed but i'm glad that we could account for that i love it he looks like a little plushie you get out of a claw machine all right too much fun here folks having too much fun out here right let me clean up my desktop a little bit while ep has found the cure it's been too long since we've heard from 24 7. should we mention a disclaimer ahead of time do we have to what's the disclaimer because he's saying this is a cure for certain things yeah that i mean okay so here's my disclaimer to youtube um this is not this is just a guy this this guy has no medical training uh that i know of should we not even show it are we gonna get the whole video i that's why i don't know i just thought about that but i don't i really don't think it'll be a problem based on what dan because we've shown way crazier like anti-covered people that's true that's true this this isn't even that bad this is not this is not peer-reviewed research this has not been posted in the journal of science i i don't know how to properly disclaim it this is just some dude off the [ __ ] rails in his house don't follow his advice what can i say how do i properly disclaim this get the vaccine wear a mask don't be a [ __ ] idiot okay thank you youtube fuji's i don't know about english but safety for the bodies corona this is lehman this is machine just put it in australia every morning one glass ticket afternoon dinner you have to eat you take one glass if you have blood pressure if you have diabetes if you have mental problem and you have lose your weight 100 percent you lose this weight if you will [Laughter] slamming just just so much garlic that's like almost entirely garlic wait let me go back because i need to get the ingredient list after eat you take one glass if you have blood pressure if you have diabetes if you have mental problems do you have [Music] you turn into arnold schwarzenegger for a second goes away you want to lose away 100 percent you lose away 100 every morning every morning after breakfast after the dinner uh you would take one glass and in the morning one glass of garlic the smell is emanating off a person that just slams a giant glass of like smoothie garlic every morning lemon and smoothie garlic [Laughter] i love what he says diabetes machine like that machine like that yeah one machine he just says one machine shout out to wally uh submitted by block chicken on discord thank you block chicken love that oh i love him has found the cure basically to everything i don't think he even said covert though i don't know he made such a big about that yeah maybe he didn't even think of it i thought maybe at the there was another video where i think he did maybe if it cures you know obesity diabetes obesity mental health blood pressure blood pressure [Laughter] i would try that if we could do it just for the show i don't know what fuji is he keeps saying i think he says i don't know what it is in english well you know what the name is and everybody in the chat that [ __ ] it's like a turnip or not a turnip no it's a little berry thing with hard skin i've seen it in the market okay yeah i figured anybody know the english name for fujio well google for jill how do you spell for geo i don't know google smart they'll financially figure it out [Music] is it a berry i think so i think it's a geo berry yeah uh what the [ __ ] some anime character is all that comes up that didn't work let's see fudgie oh my god this person sharted in a tanning bed and put it in her purse sorry this is this a call it's a call oh no sharted in a tanning bed and put the turd in her purse chat is saying radish by the way that was a radish that's what the chats is that what fajilla i mean it kind of looked like a radish but it looks like uh like a nut set kind of skin though right all these [ __ ] anime characters come up because all the dragon ball z characters are named after like vegetables he doesn't look like a dragon ball character though kagarot carrot right you guys want to hear the tanning bed i'm kind of fascinated by that let's what's wrong from anonymous you don't want to give out your name you why don't you want to give us your name i don't want to give out my name um because i truly am so embarrassed by this i'm kidding i can imagine i i i haven't told anyone this is like the first time i'm actually like saying this out loud so do you think people might work out do you think anyone will recognize your voice possibly oh man i hope not every don't worry about everybody's just going to assume she's the troll girl because every female caller that calls it anyone analyze your voice yet what was that admittedly i have not analyzed her i was asking amy and zach if they've analyzed your voice yet have you run through the troll through the system trust me i would not i would not make up like some crazy story about your mom like that girl was a little ridiculous the chat is already going off it's the troll i thought at first it was her but nah i think okay that's not good everybody needs to remember analyze the wavelengths we're clearing out anonymous uh tanning bed turd lady okay well before i wanna or before i start i just wanted to thank all of you guys for making my days a little more entertaining um like others i work from home and i look forward to listening to you guys and i know that you probably hear that all the time but like i just wanted to let you guys never know i love you all so much never enough we love you too but definitely no i think it's definitely her no i'm playing i'm fine now i love you too and thank you so much by the way radish does come out to alpha jail there you go that's a radish so we can make that right now do we have tons of radishes where's shannon is she she should be are she upstairs or she coming in soon i don't i don't know i don't know well somebody communicate with her let's get some radishes garlic and lemon juice and let's all take a shot of life yeah [ __ ] horrible i'll uh i'll message her so anyway um uh sorry anonymous uh tanning bed [ __ ] oh she's off today my bad yeah i remember she's off today do we have anyone available to do that maybe i can ask alina yeah maybe she has i think lina's out right now anyway so let me ask her lena we need a shitload of garlic radishes and lemons and a machine and one machine she's got weirder requests i think we have a blender here we have one machine let me go check let me see if we have a machine that's a machine okay i'm with you uh tanning bed so what so let's see what did you eat let's start from the beginning of the day well so i was going to you know start the story by saying that i have ibs i'm a proud idea survivor and i always have had poop issues like throughout my life um but it's super weird like there are always like there are like certain situations where i feel like i need to [ __ ] myself all the time so like for example whenever i go to target or whenever i'm in like the purdue section of a grocery store hobby lobby it's just like random places i think it's because like i go ahead i was gonna say you kind of have an uh a natural state of wanting to [ __ ] yourself yeah all the time interesting and do you and how often does it happen i don't have to skip myself how often does it happen yeah um like every day every day you shoot yourself every day oh my goodness i'm sorry i feel like i feel like i have to [ __ ] myself like i never have a feeling where i'm like oh i need a poop i should go in like the next 10 minutes it's always like i need to find a toilet now or else i'm going to wait i'm really curious about first of all i'm very sorry that's that sounds really rough as a condition but if you're [ __ ] your pants on a daily basis do you wear a diaper or something like how do you deal with that well so i don't i don't [ __ ] myself every day it's just that i have a feeling of meeting okay so how often do you [ __ ] your pants the last time i did it was last month i like was driving in my car and i just i couldn't get to the toilet anytime so my husband actually had to clean up the car it was horrible oh that's love though it's so bad but he's the best were you wearing a skirt or something what happened i was wearing leggings and oh there's no space for pooping those things boy and it was like it was like liquidy like not to get really gross no go ahead we're all here to learn we're already in it let me ask you this coffee and like i just really had to go can i ask you a question with all over yeah when you [ __ ] yourself in leggings does it like squirt out of the pores because it's so porous or does it yeah yeah yeah that's exactly what happened yeah that is exactly what happened it was horrible and do you wear like a husband my poor husband had to clean it up it's like it's just normal he's a good man he's a good man he is he is the best do you wear like do you wear a thong or do you wear like bigger diaper all right sorry bigger underwear i'm sorry i meant bigger underwear not diaper i usually i usually wear a thong oh so there's just no there is no containment no containment there was no like i i had to throw out like the leggings in the underwear there was no way that i was going to like put that in the laundry that's a good man you got there oh hey honestly i do yeah he's the best he truly is the best okay so now we've established we've established the pattern this is important we're we're laying important groundwork um so yeah let's go to the day when this all happened so like i said there are certain like situations where i always feel like i need to ship myself and so for a while i was an avid tanner so i would go into the tanning beds it was super nice relaxing and listen to the music and i always felt like every time i went to the tanning bed that i would have to [ __ ] myself um can you get out can you get out of the towning bed before the time's up you can but you're like i'm like completely naked and like i have all this lotion on oh okay you don't want no yeah it's just it's a lot yeah right so um so there was this one time where i was tanning and i felt like like i had to [ __ ] myself but i was like just hold it in it's all good and my stomach was starting to hurt and so i just trusted the fart and unfortunately like i'm not kidding like a log came out um and it was horrible and i was like immediately i was panicking because what was the smell like in that little room uv rays in a small room do you want to log a chin burnt smell like burnt skin and [ __ ] seriously so i was freaking out obviously um and i was a member at this like tanning salon and like i knew the girls that were working there and so i was just like mortified and the thing is when you're in a tanning bed there's like a timer and i had 15 minutes so i had like probably 10 minutes to figure out what the [ __ ] i was gonna do um so i am like freaking out i'm like what do i do what i do i like i'm obviously not gonna leave my own [ __ ] in this tanning bed because they know what room i'm in so i dig i dig into my purse and i find some makeup wipes and so i grab my [ __ ] i like wrap it up in like 10 different makeup wipes and i put it back into my purse because the girls they clean out the garbage can every single time so i wasn't going to leave my [ __ ] in there so the only way i could survive the situation was if i took my [ __ ] out of the tanning bed or the tanning stone you cleaned up pretty fortunate that it wasn't a wet one though eh because i don't think you could have got that cleaned up they call them no it was just like yeah thankfully it wasn't like a liquidy one it was like a log and so then i bring it to my purse and then it smells obviously so i have like thankfully i'd perfume in my bag and so i spray the room and once the timer was done i like like just skirted out of there and i actually canceled my membership that day like i called in and i cancelled my membership because wait you didn't go to the bathroom you you didn't go to the bathroom and flush it no i ended up throwing it away at my house you drove all the way home with that huh yeah okay you put the windows down at least absolutely horrible what was that do you put the windows down at least yes and i will say even though the car ride was only like two minutes long my car reeked it was awful does your husband does your husband know the story story what was that does your husband know this story i don't know if he knows the story oh that is deep trauma if you if he's if he even he doesn't know drama wow and i have a feeling that the gals know of course they know they must have stunked a high health there like no matter what you did there's they for sure know but you did the right thing you click i think you listen you have a condition you did the best thing you could do in the situation you cleaned up you took it with you you say god bless i'm never coming back i think you handed yourself with as much grace and dignity as possible in that situation oh yeah and i've never gone back to a tanning bed or tanning salon ever since because like i'm just mortified of that ever happening again i wonder if you took like a real watery [ __ ] if the tanning bed could short circuit if it could be like a danger [Music] get electrocuted in a puddle of [ __ ] yeah i'll have a way to die yeah it's pretty embarrassing i'm glad that i finally was able to confess to someone though you know what you're brave you're brave you're dealing with the condition you're doing what you can there's nothing to be i mean it is embarrassing and like a good camper you left no trace yeah yeah you took it so i'm with you so and i thank you for sharing that story with us and uh what was your name again anonymous i'm not very testing you all right thank you you take care thanks for sharing okay i appreciate that you're str you're a trooper powerful woman that's a ladyboss right there powerful some people just got that they got stuff to deal with you know i have tourette's she shits everywhere she shoots her pants everywhere it's a hell of a thing and you know women are so in general shy about pooping you know because it's it's gross right so it's refreshing to hear uh in a way a lady owning her pooping i'm sure she was relieved too in more than one way actually speaking of relief i have to pee you want to read some donors or something i'll be right back um yeah yeah i have to poop actually to be totally frank oh boy how long is this going to be i'll be quick it'll be cool i can tell a quick story while you're finding some zach i mean dan go ahead baby yeah that story reminded me that one time that i smuggled puke off a boat i was with one of my friends yeah go over the side yeah but no i was at a sandbar with a bunch of older people i was hanging out with one of my friends he invited me to hang out and there was like the sandbar where everyone would party and there was a guy in the boat who started puking because he was drunk and i'm like oh look at this guy rookie you know trying to act cool because i was with older people even though i really was a rookie and then immediately after making fun of them i had to puke and so i didn't want i was with all these other people and i was like oh i'm kind of tired i'm just put this towel over my head and then i hurled into my hoodie and then i wrapped it in a bag and i just so here i have a hoodie on right now so my like this no no my hoodie wasn't on i was just using the hood as like a like a bowl oh so you took the hood around and yeah no i wasn't wearing it though i just kind of like opened it up and like put my face in it oh you weren't wearing the hoodie yeah that makes the mechanics a lot yeah yeah and then i wrapped it up and i put it behind me and i continued to talk [ __ ] about the guy that was puking over the boat like look at that little [ __ ] while just like holding a bundle well smuggling puke behind me yeah nice yeah and i made it off the boat and nobody knew good times well done yeah bring a hoodie with you guys always and use this stand-up tanning bed by the way that as well all right well let me look at some of these donors adam troy don't yeah because of the delay sorry there's a delay dan for life don't kick the guy i would never i'm not a monster like some people exactly yeah did i keep the hoodie no i did not even did that everyone saw that i didn't keep it love i don't know about that it was a bubba gump hoodie i wasn't too fond of it anyways i think my mom bought it from a bubba gump hoodie from the the restaurant yeah i think it was meant to be puked in you got it there listen this guy don't eat 50 bucks i'm trying to read his donation okay how dare you do it can everybody yes can everybody chill adam troy 50 bucks can i get a birthday shout out from my girlfriend her name is lauren well listen adam i don't think you were expecting a birthday shout out from me you probably want it from ethan he's the star of the show he's who you're a fan of but um he's not here so adam hope your girlfriend lauren has a great birthday yep [Music] uh let's see what else we got that was the only one that we saved huh let's see yeah um ten dollars uh if she poops herself a lot why would she wear the thong clout goblin we hung up on joe to hear poop stories justice for joe amanda with peace and love [Applause] [Music] i'm not gonna say it what else we got um 20 bucks i made a little psychedelic rock instrumental with you and she who shall not be named as voice samples in april before a frenemies died a horrible death if you guys want to hear it very short but it's a ride yeah i mean post it on the subreddit or something um or if you're in the if you're a member uh you're in the discord uh shared in the there's a channel for h3tv suggestions the suggestions have been getting significantly better i gotta say we pulled quite a few videos from that channel for the episode today so thank you to everybody who's contributing there yeah that wally about the good work too you're basically doing my job for me so appreciate you guys appreciate you lena's grabbing the stuff by the way to make the shape so hopefully [Applause] jessica villalobo says i have a video of abe farting on after dark episode number 52 check your dms who's dms though you don't specify no you don't specify idiot i'm kidding easy i'm kidding i'm kidding easy jessica's trying to do us a service i'm sorry i'm kidding what the [ __ ] damn when does your chair come in it's gonna be a little bit it's gonna be a little bit unfortunately it's going to be shipped from china so um it'll take a little while i think they said six to eight weeks for shipping and if it's shipping from china probably then take another couple weeks so probably by the end we're hoping by the end of the year maybe it'll be like a you know final up of the year reveal kind of thing in my timeout i'm sorry i'm gonna get pissed off about that uh who wants an ab official secret library hot sauce well he didn't handle that sauce very well so i don't know if that's the best endorsement necessarily yes this company has reselled me out to me a few times oh is this the one that dm'd they they bought a cameo it ain't happening guys it ain't happening i wouldn't feel right guys i appreciate it but i want to feel right thank you though bed patrol okay one of my favorite discord members just uh made a five dollar donation this is an official message from the bed patrol a tanning bed is not a real bed please do not use the tanning bed as a bed with peace and love thank you bad patrol you know god bless you you're doing a real service on that discord keeping people's sleep schedules on track um anybody who doesn't participate in discord bed patrol is a frequent uh person who pops in to just let people know that they should get some sleep and we appreciate what they do for the community i appreciate it a lot uh sophie donates 10 bucks and says i have m metophobia and metaphobia sorry if i'm mispronouncing a fear of puke like olivia and silent library was my nightmare i still watched it though because i love you guys well thank you sophie and i'm sorry it was a month too i assure you i shared a nightmare uh dan i have a story about my exes whose uncle was the hillside strangler in l.a sorry i don't know if i'm familiar with that with that particular strangler uh she was a dealer and tried to get me to smuggle stuff for her in a sex toy i said no don't worry this donation that was a ride i mean that was just one sentence and there were a lot of twists and turns there the hillside strangler oh it did auto complete there he is handsome handsome guy they always are what's up with that i don't know it makes it easier [Music] weird serial killer terrorized los angeles between 1977 and 78 i would not be born for another decade so not to oh message from ethan i'm having a mega [ __ ] not sure what's going on i mean i feel like i gotta barely self-explanatory nice nice you know at least i'm not in a tanning bed look look at this guy he's entertaining from the [ __ ] toilet while he's shining his brains out he is he's just natural he's a pro we love ethan don't we folks give it up for ethan for ethan he doesn't get enough food we should just talk about how great ethan is while he's in the bathroom let's do it he's just too kind of a soul to hear it in front of him he's too humble somebody just donated 13 or i'm sorry 14 canadian dollars for poop story triggered ethan's poop he couldn't hold it back if only he had a purse to put it in a true true very true i pooped my pants i pooped my pants um i am a hairdresser in southwest florida and have a client who is a one percenter q and on lady oh hell yeah i thought it was three percenter though they've yeah they've lost membership isn't one percenters the bikers maybe there's multiple percent that call them multiple percent i'm afraid of the five percenters those are the ones i don't want five percent means everything this guy this [ __ ] guy anyways one percenter q and lady this woman's sister-in-law was the woman interviewed by the plandemic doc uh okay i'm not sure i know what you're talking about mt maxie um but i will look into it i'm googling it right now uh pandemic doc oh documentary oh documentary i was thinking like a doc like your doc dr wally dan should get a nose piercing hell no what the [ __ ] is that suggestion madeline [Music] don't pierce shame dan it's no i'm not piercing i'm just like why would i that would be so weird did you ever pick your ears no i i don't have any piercings anyone in here ever have piercings is that guys i think zach does that kind of i don't want embarrassing what you got his dick pierced do you have a piercing zack yeah i got a prince albert nice that's what i thought i don't understand what he says i just go along with it you don't know what i'm printing you know what a prince albert is no you really not no what's prince albert just google it here let me show you oh no ethan's been gone for 10 minutes and zack's whipping it out here we go uh google it oh you really want to google it yeah prince albert okay reaction joe exotic had one don't don't show anything where you could see the search results [Music] um was the something of queen victoria from the marriage and okay prince albert piercing okay prince albert pierson you're gonna look at this oh yeah uh wait i'm seeing a lot of different oh it hurt i also got a jacob's ladder uh jacob's ladder yeah chica black oh no google that one nick oh no [Music] um shelby says we need an all poop story calling for h3tv how is that any different than what we've been doing today is there a purpose for this does it not increase no no not at all not for the other end like the other the receiver i feel like it might hurt i don't feel like it would interfere more might get tangled up in something uh dan tell alejandra cordero to answer my messages please i know she's watching sad face tell her i'm sorry listen tony dude he didn't mean to do it he's you know he just he wants you back so bad alejandra tony um whatever he did you know it's probably not that bad i mean i don't know anything about the situation but you should you should consider just texting them back don't don't disagree no i disagree sounded like a burden [ __ ] pony not playing with only pepperoni dan's gonna run away so i figured i should go to the other name's tony pepperoni uh 20 bucks i just want to say i love you guys oh thanks nars we love you you each have a special coolness that blends together and makes an awesome show we got a special coolness man [ __ ] yeah like the power rangers what power ranger would you be uh well blue's my favorite color but obviously i'd be tommy the green ranger you think you'd be dummy you think you'd be dumb that was a joke but uh are we basing them just off like what color we like or like based off no which which power ranger would you be i don't know you know who would you who would i be who billy no you wouldn't be billy okay which one i'd be i feel like ian would be billy maybe yeah i could see i could see we've got billy energy yeah i'd be ivan ooze because that could be alfalfa i don't miss a beat on that and i agree wait ivan oohs is okay for anybody in the audience that doesn't know what we're talking about the there was a power rangers movie in the 90s with like maybe not the original original cast but like the first set of them and like this [ __ ] villain man this is like this is one of the cheeses oh dude look at that [ __ ] costume though it's kind of sick it's hybrid with all the slime and [ __ ] i even [ __ ] ooze man he's a slime salesman so i mean he's a slime salesman wait uh before we move on dan who would you be i'd be tommy obviously oh you'd be talking more as like as a jason you know uh yeah maybe jason i don't know see like a lot of kids i thought jason was the coolest and then tommy comes along and he likes so he [ __ ] cucks jason so hard he's just like this is my team now i'm the cool one now you're just like second [ __ ] fiddle it somebody asking is ethan ethan just messaged me the [ __ ] just keeps coming out man it just keeps coming i should have really inspired those roger that i'm giving live poop updates to the audience it's nice right now you guys at home i'm sure some of you are using the bathroom as well enjoy it yeah ivan news was the best villain and my favorite power rangers movie also i love you all thank you yeah no he kind of kind of ruled slime salesman also i'm sure ethan's watching hi ethan oh you think he's watching for sure i don't think he has any interest in watching this dan love a b check your instagram dms oh this is the person that said they uh sent um [Music] what the [ __ ] did they say they said i don't remember yeah i have no clue i forgot what am i looking for it's from uh look for jessica villalobos dm from jessica vilobus real good there was gossip of billy from the og power rangers getting bullied a lot back in during the show a b would fit perfectly for billy okay then i'm billy no what i don't know if i buy that billy what the actor got bullied i buy that he's a [ __ ] nerd no i'm kidding i love billy hold on let me look at he stuck around for the longest out of any of them like out of the original crew probably got them all fired he was the uh was that the the kid that was the blue ranger who was that yeah that's billy that's billy that's billy he ain't got [ __ ] on ivory news man i'll tell you that much look up elizabeth april on youtube and you all react to her my q anon brother has evolved to her evolved to her and i'm a little sad about it lol yeah i don't know i'm not familiar with that one i have a feeling i know the type there's quite a few of them out there on youtube and yeah it's uh pretty [ __ ] up let's see elizabeth april international psychic teacher and truth seeker uh you know there's nothing i love more than seeking the truth i just need to say something real quick i realized billy was bullied he said he's bullied for his sexuality so uh for his sexuality yeah he was bullied for being gay it says i am back but yeah so i feel bad you guys are pretty deep what the [ __ ] is this ivan ooze yeah do you remember we were discussing what power rangers would be and zack said he'd be ivan who's which is kind of kind of awesome i'm not gonna lie thank you look how [ __ ] cool his costume is it does look sick it's honestly really good the prosthetic's insane love him well that was a big show at the time they probably had a pretty big budget this was the movie i'm back i'm sure i'm so sorry thank you guys for carrying the show and my absence that's the you know hey it's live and sometimes as we learned from our previous caller [ __ ] happens precisely that was a double flush i don't know where that came from it's like i didn't well are you ready for some ground up garlic radishes and lemon juice oh we got it already well i think it's in the works lena's got it oh yeah for sure i'm ready apparently if i would have only drinking that 10 minutes ago i would have cured my ibs or whatever all right we've got so much to get to how'd you guys do by the way that was like a solid like we're having fun we were vibing he told a story about vomiting into his shirt and casting it overboard at scenes i did i did not kiss it but why did you puke in your shirt when you're on a boat because he was talking [ __ ] about somebody else puking and then like two minutes later got seasick and had to puke and so he didn't want anybody to know so he clandestinely into a sweater and hit it i was with a bunch of older that's pretty high level shame right there like i would probably rather just be embarrassed but also you're gonna have puke all over your shirt how do you hide that i know we we were i was in a bathing suit you said hoodie on your body i puked no i puked in a hoodie did you throw the hoodie over them no i wrapped it in like a little target bag and i smuggled it to shore why are you why are you so insecure about them thinking you puke well i don't i mean now i wouldn't give a [ __ ] i mean i at the time were you i think i was like 22 [Music] i don't know i was with older kids i don't know kids you're 22. older dudes older females fully grown men older friends interesting so you took the puke to shore did you throw out the hoodie or did you salvage it did throw it out that's good my favorite bubba gum shrimp hoodie here also with some discussion what do you think ethan should i get a nose piercing no please i agree somebody suggested it was like dan you should get a nose piercing i said no way and then cam just photoshopped that it's not a good look no that's a bad look all right here we've got you know we talk about uh we kid the uh the uh chiropractors on the show we kid them you kid kid yeah we kid them i mean the chiropractors get up to all the craziest [ __ ] they're like and it's all just pseudoscience there's always some new weird thing here's a [ __ ] with a hammer and chisel oh ab you just referred i know i know i'm so i'm sorry [ __ ] i'm sorry wait what happened i said i said the f word i said there was older females on the boat like an incel oh insular but i was describing me during my in-cell days so it makes sense you know i mean i i shouldn't say it i'm gonna say something i don't i i probably shouldn't say older females [Music] anyway here's a cover let's uh let's move to the chiropractor who's basically this is a man this is not a slab of marble this is a human being made of flesh and bone not for long oh yeah whatever he did already it seems like he's handling it well this is like what you do when the mob is like shaking you down for money you owe but but this guy's paying him to do this not a vampire bro oh [ __ ] hell no dude no this is so intense this is modern day witchcraft i mean do you mind it looks like rasputin guy doing it though this is not science guys he's literally driving a railroad into his back he's coughing up blood he's not doing good man it's not working i guess the theory probably that makes people think it works is that you create so much pain it makes you forget about your back pain [Music] yeah this is a deep tissue i don't know what's the problem this dude is not happy either he's like clearly grunting in pain this is what i'm talking about this is the equivalent of like bloodletting i don't know how in this day and age this [ __ ] is still happening yeah and it definitely is i mean i i don't think most chiropractors do that to be fair well i'll be uh listen chiropractic people don't like when i say this but it's such a [ __ ] field short of like stretching doing stretches and and then and strengthening muscles anything else outside that is total uh pseudoscience this is you at the chiropractor this was so good i got to watch it twice well i if you want in the doc i found this guy's tick tock account and there's a million olivia says she loves uh cairo vids and cracking yeah a lot of people do i love the ones where it's basically just like a girl in the tightest spandex possible and the guy's like sliding his hands up her ass and cracking her butt cheeks what was the guy's name on youtube uh dr mike dr jason dr jason somehow dr jason makes dr mike seem classy right [ __ ] you don't use your first name with doctor it makes you seem like a trashy freak dr jason yeah i do want to see i'm very curious about this guy's tick tock this guy is a master at his craft oh baby look at all this juicy content i'm trying to find a high view this one is six million see this is the same poor [ __ ] he's crying he's laughing i think but this is the same guy okay well let's see i think he's laughing he's about to slam him with a dildo i mean the truth is that some people just have such bad back pain that they're just desperate for anything so i understand i wish there i wish we had better solutions for backs back pain because it seems like there's not a lot of great stuff short of like becoming a drug addict which obviously is a horrible solution this is this is uh this is a political prisoner this is not a man being treated he's in the gulag yeah look at the uh [Music] stop doing it to yourself bro all right put back on the gown get back in yourself feel good [Laughter] bme pain olympics oh not the cracking i didn't even hear cracking dude it's not even cracking [Music] why that's 20 million it's like six million views poor man is paying for this pain to have this done to him this is kind of the best job for like sadis so we just want to hurt people let's just punch him in the back as hard as he can somebody in chat why are we watching straight up isis torture videos right now it is he probably sells coffins in the waiting lobby [Music] i mean i it sounds like porn oh it's the nutcracker kind of is porn um we'll get to that here's another one you guys want to keep i mean i'm i'm i'm personally fascinated i think and by the way it's the same guy in every video um oh wait here's a new guy no yeah there are different guys wait i want to see the new guy it's get cracked don't you want to see the new guy the skinny dude they're right what'd you say yeah this guy's gonna break in half [Laughter] all right buddy we're gonna see how strong your back is oh no he's got the fork the tuning fork this guy's whole treatment method is just slamming oh oh he handled he took it like a champ he's wondering he's just dead he looks like e.t when he's doing this to a corpse yo how can there be oh oh we got some movement it could have just been a great spouse it started as hard again muscle spasms started his heart up oh i heard him go oh you know how can you have a whole chiropractic practice just around slamming people with a mallet honestly i'd rather take opiates at this point i'd rather just [ __ ] become a drug addict yeah then get slammed with the mallet oh my lord um well i don't know i love this [ __ ] chiropractor it's castlevania that's awesome [Laughter] they got they got a 10 i mean the vampires they gotta tenderize their meat before they eat it right that's awesome oh god good one kim i'm gonna look for one more victim that looks interesting oh here's see here's a scientific video i'd like to see what happens when you smash it with the mallet part of me what am i getting from a little afraid of these like anatomy videos i don't wanna huh oh hey we got the stuff we got the stuff well let's show the ingredients come here so we got a blender too do we have a machine yeah we do holy [ __ ] okay so we have a ton of brownies okay let's show we can put the ingredients in the machine and then blend it okay we have fresh garlic thank you so disgusting you gonna hit this lina yeah you want some where you going lena you gonna take a hit of this no she said no no thank you missing out so how much should i put in here so this is the wally p cure for everything yeah we gotta bottle this like you should sell this to the super troopers 100 bucks per bottle here's everything so what's the recipe i mean here's a beet a radish right radishes for dude was already kind of in there so i'm not really sure what the proportions are i think you should just screenshot you should just dump all the garlic because it looked like it was primarily garlic in there pull up the screenshot yeah because i want to get i want to get this right apparently i'm going to lose weight yeah weight loss by the way you guys hungry yes sir mexican you are hungry yeah sure this is oh yeah those are little we got big ass radishes wait he doesn't he doesn't know what i'm saying it's like it's already kind of in there right now well there you go yeah okay so wait oh the cowley that's a lot of lemon juice yeah it's a dc so this is the base there's three radishes yeah but those are much smaller radishes i would put in two well i guess we're making for a bunch of people let's do three radishes all the garlic yeah show this this is like uh this is like at least 30 uh cloves yeah okay quite a bit of lemon juice actually [Music] lemon juice pure royal lemon juice wait how is this only 25 percent juice [Music] what else is in there i would just think it would be a hundred percent you know but okay whatever so wally use we gotta use it right whatever it is so it's gonna be a lot based on yeah this is gonna be foul as hell more i think more how much just more definitely more yeah he says he hits a whole glass of it yeah i think i think i'll just divvy this up i think a sip will suffice for us so we've got half a bottle of lemon juice got like 30 cloves three radishes that's good we're not slamming the whole thing well we'll share it with the shares we have one machine you want this all yourself kinda i think we all know what blending looks like thank you exciting particularly looking forward to this but i mean it's all good i like lemon juice like garlic like radish don't love but it's okay sometimes decent decent i mean i love garlic too but not i don't usually drink it to the dome i just don't usually drink it very soon you go to hell hey wally we're trying to give it a chance wait are you saying it's going to kill me wally you said it would save me here let's find one more victim oh he's going in for the wait this is a child because if it is i'm out yeah it is okay let's not watch the child child endangerment straight up nobody should let this man hear a child all right stop it wally all right here's the mallet boy these poor guys must be suffering a lot to endure this psychological psychotherapy and not like psychotherapy right psychotic therapy yeah thank you one more for the good guys come on now home run all right blend it up real good baby don't be shy back there somebody said it looks like a nice little strawberry smoothie yeah okay i'm glad we got that footage yeah first time i've ever seen something blended actually from that angle certainly from that angle yeah uh what else we got wait i heard gagging that bad you alright oh you're right back there did you that guy pukes from [ __ ] anything gagged from garlic smell i mean that much garlic is i don't know we should we shouldn't you might be gagging in a second i mean you oh here's a video kodak mom and kodak mom kodak blacks this rapper i'm not familiar with this music but he seems like pretty off the rails and anyway here he is are we sure this is his mom because i saw this story this was all over the place so this is for sure his mom i mean i don't know what his mom looks like so that's what everybody's saying i mean it was all over the internet yesterday hold on let's do a cross reference somebody cross referenced that one oh that's mom black because if it is this [ __ ] is so wild his mom there's a picture of her it looks like that woman hold up you see maybe he's passing out the smoothies it look really nice pink hue to it yeah that's his mom for sure okay this is crazy thank you baby wow that looks good like if i didn't know any better i'd be like yo this what is this so this to your health eh and that's it's not as bad as i it's not as bad as i was fearing it was gonna smell it just smells like glass garlic you know it smells like his toilet water kind of it's not right it's making it real dirty it was like a like a salad dressing or something did you wash these radishes maybe yeah yeah okay no you didn't wally doesn't watch this we gotta it's awesome so much lemon juice and garlic in there all right am i good to just take a sip like i don't have to slam this do i you have to drink it all if you want to live forever i i'm perfectly okay with dying cheers to wally to wally p okay let's wake up whoa it's like i'm not gonna say i'm not gonna say it's good but it's it's not anywhere as bad as i thought it would no it's not bad don't say it like it's good it's definitely not good i'm enjoying it uh-huh wait are you slamming that whole thing put on zach i've been i'm enjoying it zach's taking it bro and then how do [Music] for 30 minutes to actually be like oh i feel sick bro i gotta puke oh yeah [Music] that's pretty foul i'll be honest my tummy doesn't like that i guess we'll find yeah i'm i'm chilling on the on the sip that i took i'm not going to slam that i mean my mouth is very garlicky it tastes it tastes like so you're right it tastes like soda beer something but yeah well it's like a soup i mean if you add some veggies some oil some salt right guatemala schwarteman watermelon what is shawarma shawarma with garlic here's wally he's actually opening a juice store so you can get that there he's a juicer now i'll be his first customer i could take another swig of this honestly but you want to live forever my stomach kind of rumbled after that step what's that how you feeling fine he's not fine there's no way you're fine after slamming that do your farts later are gonna be so garbage i mean i could probably clean a bathtub with this yeah totally i just why is it frothy was it foamy what what made it foamy just the blender whips a lot of air into it that happens i'm gonna take one more sip i'll join you you gotta get past the foam which is kinda hard it's lingering in my mouth i don't want to like that [Music] it kind of like cuts your tongue if it what it cuts your tongue why is eb the only one with a non-transparent glass oh how much did you drink amy you heard me how much did i drink a sip okay whatever it's fine no he's like [ __ ] don't do this dan wait is it empty yes don't do this dan wait love how did you know love you love you dude thank you wait you didn't even pour yourself any what what why are you so afraid of this clearly you didn't learn your lesson last week you did that everyone's snitching on me now wait hold on hold on i'm still not happy with what you did last week so how did you av why would you you wouldn't even pour it in there huh i i can't do that [ __ ] i'm not doing i can't aren't those like lebanese flavors yeah i like garlic man i hate garlic can't do it come on now wow that's enough i didn't want to kill the segment so i just played along if you put a little bit in your cup we wouldn't have known yeah the empty cup wow dead giveaway didn't expect to be backstabbed from behind shame yeah i would never do such a thing if you should kick me the week prior mm-hmm all right it's okay zach zack drank it's really not bad but i didn't see that i was expecting it to be absolutely vile and make me gag it's not that bad let's see if there's any calls this he had his testicles shattered sorry he had in a large testicle condition and wants to tell his story his testicle was shattered like a like a [ __ ] ball of glass i just hit my balls and heist tell me which one sounds most interesting in high school a kid took a photo of him [ __ ] in the bathroom chaos and sued fed enough [ __ ] no no [ __ ] yeah this guy has a scientology story was trapped in the church for eight hours story about crazy christians uh wants ethan's perspective having a bad week need relationship advice and those usually go pretty badly yeah so i guess that's a no for me on all of them um oh kodak black now this is interesting right here boy okay you ever dance with your mom like this [Music] yep yep so he's getting he's dancing with his mom trying to kiss her on the lips he's grabbing her ass that's where it goes off the rails because like kiss you want to give your mom a peck is can be sweet i guess but the ass grabbing right there that's when something ain't right with that apparently he got out of jail somebody said lock him up again i mean what do you guys think is this just innocent goofing or is this uh some oedipus [ __ ] i feel like that's [ __ ] up dude i mean i can't imagine grabbing my mom's ass that is not something i'd ever want to be interested in yeah i think kodak is a clone you think he's a clone this isn't the real one yeah so it's not his real mom that's a big theory after he came out of yay he was completely changed i what yep there's some weird videos kodak black clone not to be a buzz kill but i'm i'm reading that he's been struggling with some problems lately he had some weird posts on sunday about being lonely and sad and i just want to point that out you ever been lonely and sad and wanted to [ __ ] your mom [Laughter] i mean we're all [ __ ] got issues bro it was a little bit more uh well read it what the [ __ ] are you trying to defend myself i'm saying suicidal posts oh okay yeah that is sad was it because this video came out and everybody's clowning on him this unfortunately came out right after [Music] that redefines mommy makeup day i do see some stuff uh about his clone rumors though so well i mean i hope i hope the original kodak is doing all right at 11 am 8 am pacific time if that's where you're at so check out what do you okay well there you have it kodak wants to [ __ ] his mom i mean i don't see another way to interpret that but we wish him well and um just don't have don't reproduce i guess i don't know you don't want to have kids with your mom that's for sure right you guys back me up there correct yes his mom oh boy what's it called when you're in love with your mom is like oedipus and edibus complex edifice of course didn't know what's his mom he does why don't you take a seat i think that's called the kodak black complex at this point uh how do you want to [ __ ] your mom like man that's that's some weird deep deep deep trauma right there boy i'll just be your secret lover like oh that's deep trauma right there that's down bad it's definition definition down bad do you mind i only took a tiny sip of that [ __ ] nasty ass [ __ ] and my my tummy is grumbling at me yeah yeah yeah yeah the second one helped me so maybe you hit it again oh you'll be cleared interesting how long by the way ela we don't have help today with theodore so ela's at home by herself with the baby and she's been with all day so i have obligations to what time you got to go uh i think well how long we've been going up i do two hours yeah i want to do like three four hours five hours okay it was like get home now come on it's a five hour episode and we can do another hour well we have to get to the kim kardashian [ __ ] oh and i gotta do the zach farting segment too yeah so hold on let me just say i love world of shirts if you guys don't know he's uh this character that walks around new york i don't know and when you sent me this i was oh you don't know who world of shirts is no i don't i don't do tick tock he's walk he just goes all around new york and he goes i own this town right that's his thing he's been in all kinds of he's on the spectrum and he like he's just been in all these uh like people come up to him and they want to take a photo and then he's trying to charge people for a photo or people will be like interrupting his tick tocks and he goes don't interrupt this is a whole saga and then there was one where he stomped on a fish that was pretty foul i mean that one was [ __ ] up well not funny i don't know then he was recently in cancun getting blackout drunk and everyone was worried about him because he was like off the radar it's a whole thing here this i think this is when he disappeared can you drink the water in mexico [Laughter] come on now that's [ __ ] funny boy what where's the laughter just me yeah he's a super stop it dan he's a super interesting uh account anyway he recently the reason i'm talking about him he recently did an ad for his soap company and the person that paid him to do it was uh not happy with his first read so here is his second read the owner of the soap company said that she didn't make enough sales from the last video she was yelling on the phone with me for 15 minutes she wanted me to emphasize how much i love the moldy tea soap this is her soap that's irish spring also there's free shipping check the link in my bio or at std soaps in the description this is totally me when i have to do a makeup that's so [ __ ] amazing come on i was thinking about yeah you probably relate to having a razor was there an original ad or is he just joking no no no there was uh let me find it for sure there was because i tried to and i wasn't able maybe he erased it maybe oh you couldn't find the original ad this is the best yeah because again when you send me this i was baffled by like what was supposed to be interesting or funny about it you're baffled i really was i this is the fun i guess i don't have the background i don't have the backstory of this guy i don't know this is funny love if you know him on tick-tock i think you'd find it more funny yeah i'm sure i'm sure without that context though i was just confused genuinely and then i tried to find the original ad and couldn't find it anywhere wake up dan also because you don't like when ethan messes up ads too so maybe a hit the next time someone makes us do a make good i'm gonna read this verbatim she was yelling on the phone with me for 15 minutes she wanted me to emphasize how much i love the moldy cheese soap this is her so bro that's irish spring that's not does that look like artisan soap to you that's literally irish spring right so again this is supposed to be a joke right no this is real as it gets bro this is world if you're saying this is reality tv oh okay i'm seeing some people in the chat saying that it is a bit he's just doing i mean i'm looking more into i mean it seems like it's a bit i don't know bro why would he be holding up irish springs ltd soaps that wait that doesn't sound like a real company yeah what's std soaps natural not israeli influence soap at an affordable price okay didn't ask about that oh i'm about to go to this website hold on so here's their website breaking bad blue sky meth soap horny jalapeno lip balm i'm afraid that um i i don't know though is this a real sight moldy cheese soap this is what he said he was holding maybe he mistakenly didn't have the soap and just showed like can you buy [ __ ] on this like this actually seems like a real sight they have a cart yeah and it makes sense that like a meme soap company would sponsor world of shirts then get really mad about it and yell at him for 15 minutes i think okay that case i think it's staged it's staged but they're for him to do that exactly yeah that they're yeah i don't know what's with the casual anti-semitism though the owner of the silver maybe anti-israel not israeli influence soap come on now no not a jewish-owned company their second post on that account also looked like it was something about somebody having aids or something yeah there's aids fungal deodorant okay it seems like it's some real epic uh cringy epic [ __ ] lay epic uh i'm not down with world of shirts i gotta tell you i'm gonna be frank you don't know anything about him but everything i'm finding out is just not well he doesn't vet his sponsors he's world of shirts he got paid and he's given my shout out i don't i think you're you're you're eating the onion a little bit right now you know him he's on the spectrum dan okay so what am i what onion am i eating except this [ __ ] he's drinking the garlic yeah not eating drinking the garlic no this guy's serious all right who's watches world of shirts back me up i've seen him yeah i mean i don't watch him all the time but you can't you can't avoid him he's all over he's the real deal but again in dan's defense he's not on tick-tock so not familiar yeah but he then exactly he's out of his element you can't sit here okay okay you it's really funny it's a really funny joke it's a great it's a great one the owner of the soap company said that she's making up sales from the last video she was yelling on the phone with me for 15 minutes dude dan is such a [ __ ] hater man goddamn i'm coming out against world of shirts okay any other plot proclamations martin luther he can take the heat thank you um let's do the fart thing because we actually are the kim k thing let's do the kim k thing and then we'll do zack has continually claimed that he can tell the diff when we listen to wendy williams he swears that he could tell the difference between a fart and not a fart based on the wave length of the sound that's right there's no [ __ ] way that could be true i guess uh put it to the challenge well i'm pretty excited to to find out yeah but uh so yeah you know as you guys know kim kardashian was threatening me in the dms based on like wiki feed i had said that i was coming for her because she was like showing off her feet and she sent me dms basically threatening me well what's crazy is we went to new york and i was in the hotel me and either we're leaving our hotel in the lobby and i see there's like all these there's like eight black suvs and who do i see coming through the lobby uh is her mom uh chris chris the legend she goes she's so serious takes herself i'm not kidding she literally they're staying at our hotel what a coincidence right you don't believe me i'll show you the video i took they come walking through the lobby and this chris she's cruising through there like she's in the matrix bro like i'm sorry it's like the old saying goes the devil works hard but kris jenner works harder [Music] what the [ __ ] she do she work hard she she works hard okay she built enough so anyway i saw them there there was like a whole group you guys think i'm kidding but it was such a weird coincidence the whole family was staying in the same hotel as us um and there was like a whole group of people and paparazzi and eight suvs like the goddamn president and here's the video i took from our room there you go guys he's got his hand on the handle i told you i told you it's hurt oh yeah love goes i'm reading the whatsapp chat love goes are you sure if you're not in new york then it's not her because she's in new york can i handle it you said are you in new york cause she's in new york right now yeah i was like yes i am in new york love yeah that supported your theory you thank you exactly oh guys he's got his hand on the handle i told you i told you it's her love what do you mean are we in new york yes we're in new york it's kim i'm i saw her mom dude get ready he's got his hand on the handle she was doing snl i guess don't [ __ ] blink don't blink right now [ __ ] she was the big moment chasing all been waiting for she came here because [ __ ] she came here clearly like uh were those olympic uh ice skaters nancy kerrigan she came here and this is evidence that i'm gonna have to send to my attorneys and to the police come on now could be playing td balloons td6 right now yo what okay so kim has a fleet of six suvs like she's the president or some [ __ ] like the u.n envoy i mean damn girl what the [ __ ] you just made a sex tape skins how did she become a billionaire you lisa skims from skins from selling spandex is that true [Music] skins you can make a billion dollars naming a product skims that's interesting but yeah there's like one two three four five six literally six black suvs like damn dude seven black suvs here here we go i hear noise who is that that's chris nobody cares kylie nobody cares bodyguards nobody cares chris and kylie this is for chris and kylie what nobody cares wait not kylie it was the one nobody cares about what's her name chloe it was chris and chloe nobody cares that's it oh there's more there's more there's more what's happening maybe it's their fat brother is it the fat brother no it's not the fat brother okay the president's out of here the president is gone they're pulling away the crowd is dispersing and uh boy we all gathered for what's her name again khaleesi what's her name chloe they gathered for chloe and chris hey come on um well if i was going to send someone to break up my feed i would have sent chloe to do it because she couldn't serve tommy i think you're just too close you know what i mean yeah it's all something weird um the fun's over yeah why do you record vertical um i could it was it was the angle was so tight it was the only way i could get a good shot okay all right yeah a great shot well it was it was hard man i was trying to see the action but what a weird coincidence so that was that was the confrontation when did no this was the confrontation i caught her outside and i was like you [ __ ] been talking [ __ ] about my feet can you make me skinnier too thanks wow you got right up in her face does it look like we're looking at each other still yeah no it does yeah yeah absolutely what do you guys think the clickbait what is that what is the chat thing did you click this does it look real real enough that open chat and see god this cup stinks man it's filling up my space my my mouth is still just dust yeah yeah i want to read the chat um thank you maybe uh so do we like the thumbnail let's try it let's throw it up and um 10 bad clickbait people are saying it's bad boomer energy pull let's do a poll yeah i like the polls okay the thing is worst clickbait title yet um see that's not good it needs to be something like i don't think anyone cares about kim k unless they think that like we actually interacted with her so here's what i'm thinking is kim k spit my face in new york it's gotta be something like that you have to go further than you've ever thought you could go before you know you want to change it to that uh amy's saying we need to clarify that she didn't message me well i'm not ready to clarify that i haven't looked through my unread messages yet it's possible am i putting up a poll yeah what what is the do they like the thumbnail title is it clickbait enough or do we need to stretch title further click bait enough do the click baits even work someone asks [ __ ] yeah they do it's insane so the the answers is yes it's good click bait or no keep working on it wait yes it's good yes no it you can do better no yeah you can do better yeah the clickbait works insanely good like when we post an episode we can see how it's comparing to the other videos and if it's on the bottom of the list if we go in and workshop it um you can see an immediate bump in views it's pretty it's pretty cool all right pulls up because you have the access to the real-time views so you change that [ __ ] and then as soon as you upload the title and thumbnail you see those views spike up 25 you're like god damn people are saying no good evenly distributed but yeah it is slight lean towards know you can do better what else do we talk about this episode [Music] do they know that we mean like a better click bait not do better in general oh well it says yes it's good click bait it specifically says that and no you can do better oh here's one this is a more accurate one actually i'll pull this up this is more accurate to what happened massive hands oh look at your jaw too did you make me skinnier i still look funny dude you look like the [ __ ] chatter like the chad meme chad and virgin whoever this guy is so what have we talked about we talked about a lot of stuff let's see maybe the kim k thing is if we take a new approach like james charles uh just peed in my basement a little combo action um uh james charles is good what can we say about his merch wally p no yeah james charles is a good one kodak black goes on a mission uh to [ __ ] his own mom what about um zach analyzes farts what makes that guy the food god like i just don't get it he's the food god that's what he is on instagram tic toc his name is jonathan chabon why is he a food god he really he like rebranded himself he was a pr dude i'm sure he was maybe he makes good food no he just eats it i'm fat i'm a food god he ain't [ __ ] oh he's like a food reviewer no not really by the way if you guys want to see love sent this don't worry exactly don't worry about it like this is what happens when you get a good title thumbnail like this is the post and then when you get that good one you see that immediate bump and you're like okay let's go and it makes a huge difference like seriously it's fun too i kind of like the whole workshopping aspect let's try james charles james charles um hi sisters whoa the whole ensemble in harmony what can we do about this uh james charles busted again on a kid's face and parentheses [Music] a little twist [Music] and you got buzzed by ian for that one that was brutal i'm sorry ian as a side note the food god legally changed his name to food god what a [ __ ] creep what is wrong with these people these people are so [ __ ] in the head like bro you're so uninteresting you change your name to food god bro what do people call you food you know i assume they call them food god either if they're trying to be respectful well hold on is his first name was it changed to food god god food god one word okay so food god yeah he changed his name to an instagram handle god bless what a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy literally hate him for that all right james charles uh do people care do they click for james i think more than kim i don't know about that but who cares about kim apparently a lot of people she's very famous and just hosted saying but like the thing is [Music] hmm who cares about james he got like 800 likes on his merch post people are saying no okay so let me let me ask this let's do another poll do they think that we should stick with kim and perfect the title thumbnail or move to james roger being busting once again stop stop saying that i don't like it uh stick with kim or pivot to james kim all the way baby desperation [Music] here we go see what the audience says where's the poll come on zach so what does the food do you know what the food god does i'm still kind of he's i don't think he does food he just eats food i think he's literally just oh wow that's food like he'll go to a pizza place bill try pizza he's trying to be like dave pork boy i guess no but he reviews the pizza right this guy's just like just eats it yeah he keeps saying that he's not a food reviewer he just shows off food he's just like oh i'm eating [ __ ] food that makes you a god welcome we all eat food it's a [ __ ] function of being a human of being a living creature anyway people are saying kim with a blowout yeah so they don't like the title thumb show show the thumb again let's see so we're gonna have to go further with this let's i think let's use this one interesting that is pretty good this is good what about this one [Music] james charles giving him a little little uh ear willie there i heard he's into that a little combo smaller hands though for sure maybe put james charles face on i don't hate that thumbnail i'm not gonna lie it's so [ __ ] come on it's really funny funny doesn't get clicks how do i crop my wait what is this what did you just send love somebody donate fifty dollars suggested changing the title to ethan dies of dysentery well that's pretty accurate yeah how do i crop my hoodie how can i contact james [Music] wait i want to see the answer to that yeah you know what was that faq the last part i'm gonna go to the page because i wanna where is my hoodie where is my [ __ ] hoodie the bottom sometimes in the picture wait wait wait where am i i'm lost there's too many this is oh how do i contact let's get glam sister support how do i get featured on sister apparel social media right above that how can i contact james hey sisters we know how much you love james but we do not have any contact details for our amazing boss sincerely james we'll find you he'll find you yeah he'll yeah we'll call you don't you don't call us don't worry he'll come knocking oh man i love it well oh interesting let's see so let's pull up the thumbnail here uh kim kardashian spit in my face kim kardashian queefed on me kim kardashian attacked me hiring my audience to help me pick a thumbnail wow all right let's do the farting uh let's do the farting thing okay um i thought we'd be able to pick one out a little easier but these things are delicate zach says here's a clip of zach just to update you guys on the outlandish claims he's made we're going to put him to the test you file of it i've seen a lot of fartwell oh here we go zach is in the laboratory it's it looks like a fart i'm zach you're telling me you can tell it between a fart and a whoop yes yes i can really no shot it's funny i read an article and it says that every time she says something messed up that it's karma like she was making from joaquin phoenix's cleft lip well anyway uh zack's talking a huge game i i don't think you can tell the difference between a whoop and a fart i guess we'll find out so the game is the farthest we are going to put zach to the test actually shout out to if to one of our someone in our audience recommended this valerie t said zach should be given multiple wavelength files to view some farts some non-farts and see if he can identify the difference or shout out to valerie fantastic idea we have three rounds with three farts each for a total of nine fart sounds dan has both the answer key and the sound bites to play so round one this is easy it's going to get more challenging as we move on zach okay do we have two wave files side by side and um you're gonna basically mark the one that you think is a fart with an x one is a far the other is cows moving for example you're gonna tell us which is the fart okay now are you gonna play the sound for us dan and then he has access we're gonna see the wav file as well yeah so if you go if you look at the section in the dot oh the quiz here yeah so open that up and so here i can do it i just sent the link uh in discord as well in our chat so you can up on your screen i can put this on the on the screen yeah and then you're gonna play the sound for us after when we reveal yes so for example in this first one oh it's just based on the audio right that's the whole point okay he's got to analyze the wave how long is this because this is a long ass wavelength how can you fart that long oh it's just no it's very brief it's zoomed way in you've got to see the detail to be able to okay zach so this is this is easy okay stage one so part of what makes it easy in stage one is we're actually going to tell him what like one is a fart and the other is this and then he has to pick so like i said fairly easy okay so for round one one is a fart and one is an air horn okay interesting all right zach tell us which one is the fart a or b i believe it's a so a is the fart you're saying yes that's interesting because the air horn is more of a that to me seems a consistent but a fart is a so i'm going to say b is the fart okay well zack said it was a let's listen to what a is [Music] i'm sorry but that was the air horn b here's b yeah gross fair enough all right hold on now zach uh let's not let's take an early lead let's not gloss over the fact that we're already off to it maybe it needs a warm up stinky start here shake it out zach take it out come on let me let me let one out record yeah all right so now we're on round two um do you have any intel yeah so round two uh one is a fart and one is a splash splash yes interesting um splash well the thing is there are different types of farts so therefore they're going to look different and sound different therefore we're in the easy mode still go ahead uh i'm gonna go b b is the fart yeah i think ethan okay so let's let's think this through here a splash well it could be like a like splashy splashy or it could be a like a doink yeah but looking at the wave files i'm thinking you know so because a could be a right like a spurter but then b could be a you don't know what kind of fart it is the problem with a is that there's too much silence correct for it to be a splash because i feel like a splash will have a lot of residual sound so i'm going to take a risk here i'm taking a risk here but i think a is going to be the fart okay so you you have opposite answers again right yes yeah all right so zach said it was b uh let's take a listen to b i'm sorry here's a oh wait that was all one oh wow ew it's a white one i think it was literally labeled wet one dude ethan my fart game is pretty good it's pretty good all right well so one more easy one you check out number three okay what are the options uh so one is a fart the other is jake paul saying stop it wait wait what's the sound bite stop it oh it is about the bullying the a is definitely the fart stop it yeah i see that zach um stop it you can kind of see it yeah then obviously the wavelengths on the a is like a good classic you scroll down a little bit more because you're you're yeah that's like a classic wavelength stop it i don't see how b isn't jake paul i'm going to agree with zach okay so you guys are on the same page this time yeah so the a is the fart is what you're saying yes all right let's take a listen today congratulations you both nailed it all right zach stop it yeah you can clearly see that right okay all right so ethan's three for three zack's got one point but it's about to get a little bit more difficult maybe zach is he's gonna shine you know he has that high level fart dar yeah maybe we would make it a little too easy for him it was kind of trippy stage two eater right so these again have a comparison but now we're we're not going to tell you what the two are it's just one's a fart one isn't and you'll just have to kind of judge based off of the wavelength so okay scroll up a little bit more even a hair more so it's like near the top of the page okay perfect there so we don't get we don't get any clues okay yeah so i mean one is a fart and one is something else so okay well go ahead zach you go first well again it depends on the type of fart i'm gonna go with a on this one as the fart as the fart that's so that's a silent but deadly right there yes it's very it's very flat looking mm-hmm it could be like yeah it'd have to be it's there's a lot of there's it's it's very leveled out i mean b could easily be a fart though too right but then again what kind of i'd be a real ripper yeah no not necessarily that's a fat wave form yeah but they they get mics right up on that i mean i mean it could be that's true that's true you got a good point there um eight i feel like it's probably gonna be a just based on you know ian's trying to make this challenging for us getting in i'm doing getting an ian's head a little bit here interesting actually cameron put these together oh cam did this cam grams interesting kim greens ken grant's on instagram cam grant yeah there would be a silent but deadly in there but then again are we going for comical farts here i mean uh who i mean f the comedy is in the eye they'll boulder the nose of the sniffer i'm i'm gonna go a you know did you change your answer no i've always stuck to a okay i'm gonna go with za i'm gonna agree with zach and go a is the fart this time okay hey it is here's a take a listen nice wow louder than i expected and the other one just for posterity's sake oh no no no no no okay all right we're improving over time zanka's gotten the last two exactly good let's keep it rolling uh to round five here so same thing you got two i'm not gonna tell you what the uh what the two of them are [Music] okay these are tough because the wave forms are fairly similar there they are yeah this one has a little b has more of a peak and valley type vibe to it see that very astute good observation but then again a and again a i mean you gotta look at a we need a fart timer on this i'm gonna go a okay a is the fart according to zach ethan do you concur a definitely could be a fart b could also be a fart quite easily this is a tough one you know ah it's a tough one man i need your final answer uh i'm gonna go i'm gonna um i'm gonna um i'm gonna divert i'm gonna go b on this one with for the fart zach saying a ethan is saying b here is a ah [ __ ] is that once again here and here's b tricky dude i am i am uh i haven't missed all right he's five for five i have an insane fart dar now there are four more i guess zach could still take it back if if ethan starts missing a lot in in the back half of these but but you got you got some ground to make up here so let's let's keep it rolling the six this is the final of the intermediates right here uh six yes go ahead zacky this if if it was a then it looks like it starts out loud and then kind of leveled down it's a burster yeah which it could be right right exactly i think i'm gonna go a again does that go with a okay so um here's the thing that the sound difference between the peak and the value of a is concerning me because it'd have to be like let me think it'd have to be like right which it could be start out real strong it's like one of those question mark farts but then you've got your use down here in b that's a chunky one you could tell that's a loud fart i'm i'm guessing it could be a but something is just telling me it's it's on it's unlikely because of how tapered off it is right although they could be throwing a curveball yeah that's also my concern i'm gonna go ahead and say i'm gonna go with you zach and say a is the fart on this one okay okay here we go here's a the [ __ ] i'm sorry that's a dog barking i should have stopped my intuition let's take a listen to b [ __ ] i was i was you were on the right track i was thinking it would be a b but if it felt like too obvious right i agree [ __ ] well that was ethan's first miss all right so these this is the challenge round this is very difficult whoa these are these are identical they're identical because it's in stereo now here's the thing you don't have any comparison it's a simple yes or no is it a fart or is it not this is putting the money where the noses we're not getting mono farts up in here yeah no these are weak you know these are one full stereo all right go ahead zach this is uh so it's a fart or not a fart yep very simple to be fart or not to fart yep okay too far or not so what do you think round seven farter no what do you think ethan don't ask me you're the big shot i'm clearly not i'm sucking [ __ ] right now you're sucking ass literally literally i'm gonna say seven is not a fart he's saying no zack [Music] i'm gonna say it is okay here we go round seven let's take a listen oh all right whoa strong one wait wait are you repeating it or is that the same i'm repeating it okay it's a flutter dude it's a flutter it's a flutter which is why you know you have that kind of rhythm to it all righty so okay that was the first one zach took that away what's the score then uh so you've missed that was around seven you've missed two so it's five to three i believe really yeah wow so uh number eight what you guys got there's two more well that could tie it up theoretically yeah theoretically i see that's that's scary thought that's so toughy right here dude that's a tough feat okay you know what i'm gonna say no zack says no although you know if i wanted to win i would just give the same answer to zach every time that would be impossible yeah that's true um but speak from your heart speaking yeah no i will part i'm going to say no all right is that going to know the question my friends is is first of all there's game strategy would cameron put two farts in a row that's what i'm thinking would he put three farts in a row the truth of the matter is it could easily be a fart uh they not to i mean this is a sound uh line of reasoning but these were somewhat randomized within the the rounds so i wouldn't count on like you know okay typical game theory here okay so i'm gonna say the last time there was a deep tapering off it was not a fart therefore i'm gonna once again uh say this is not a fart you're both saying no fart yeah all right let's take a listen puerto rico yeah i knew it looked familiar puerto rico we love play similar to a fart but uh from the mouth word vomit all right so you both got that right this is the last one it i don't think that zach can catch you up at this point but that's okay you're you're a warrior though you fought your heart out yeah it's all good you are aware my heart out that's right so last round is it or is it not a fart i'm gonna go ahead and say fart on this one say yes yeah it's a nice clean uh wave wave right there my dudes zach's in the lab he's calculating he's got i say no say no fart i said i say it's okay so yes no fart that's a fart all right here we go [Applause] [Laughter] i'm sorry but ethan apparently is the farthest he's the real he's the farthest well you know i'm really happy that i learned that today and maybe someone wants to challenge me for my title i feel like i found something i'm really good at yeah no i mean you were spotting those you just found those real good congratulations thank you zach thank you so much you're you're a valiant competitor a true competitor a warrior you have a warrior's heart and uh you fought you fought to the bitter end thank you to the stinky and michael thank you thank you thank you it's a beautiful thing yeah well how long we've been going dana we've been going two hours 41 minutes and 42 seconds i guess i should wrap it up for hill doggo hildago so we're gonna have to continue this clickbait conversation you guys will see where it lands but uh i had a lot of fun here with you boys thank you that was a good one that was a good one um so we will be back well today's tuesday which means oh tomorrow we're recording a special special episode pretty excited oh yeah very excited something we've been working on for a while something a lot of people have been requesting let's just put it this way here we go i might be getting my white powder out okay that's fine it's fine because i'm about to powder this wig up because it's content core well since we announced it also a special shout out to the discord huge group investigation happened on the discord yes with ab at the helm uh we have got a hell of a show planned so that's gonna be tomorrow coming out on thursday uh tomorrow for members yes sir and uh i'm excited the topic is a spicy hat okay well we got a lot of work to do guys i hope you enjoyed uh have a fantastic week i hope you already will see you um very soon [Music] [Music] it's [Music] well i'm always triggered i'm triggered right now like a hole [Music] it was meant to be for us to meet

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,358,499

Keywords: h3h3, h3, h3 after dark, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, h3tv

Id: CONlQOBiHq8

Length: 164min 25sec (9865 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 12 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Acrobatic-Muscle-658]

Kim K Pooped In A Tanning Bed - H3TV #11

[u/SumThinChewy]

I think the overt clickbaiting is funny as long as there's a kernel of truth being blown out of proportion, like "kim k ruined my anniversary". But not just straight lies like "Kim k is suing me"

[u/fartwithmypantsdown]

I'm surprised no one mentioned how luv backstabbed AB this ep :O

[u/WhatsOnYourMind----]

dropping the call on that man that entertained you and the audience for a good while was rude

[u/MarcHendry]

Shout out to the tanning bed lady's husband

[u/omarkab02]

Ethan left for like 15 minutes and Ian still didn’t say a single word. Wtf Ian

[u/donotgogenlty]

Watching the crew, all furiously googling what a fucking radish for like 10min had me dying 💀

^{They're radishes 😂}

[u/valeriek3722]

Anyone else automatically assume Love is the Holiday Miracle surprise? They have been hinting at it for the past few months

[u/27frogs]

does zach seriously have his dick pierced??? he said it so nonchalantly i couldnt tell if he was joking