*verrii funni tik tok meemee plays* So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers Hey guys, it's me (SECKSIE ANIMINE GIRL) SERIES OF TUBES I Know half the comments are just gonna be how terrible my hair looks today. Well, you know what? (Drift fortnite) You look like the kid from The Polar Express. (rOASTeD) You know, you made me say it, WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?! *sANS TalKInG* now guys this is gonna be the last ASOT of 2018 who's happy (this year's gonna be as bad as last year) There's so many stories to talk about and I care about none of them now go to your corner AND FUCCING CRY, LIKE "oh, si ninja!" All right guys, I want to show you something today that I'm really excited about so ninja uploaded a video ninja answers the most-searched Idiot managed on its structure this video as you can see by the like ratio. It's a very well received video Isn't this the guy who blew up Drake? What's up, guys? I'm ninja and we were doing a wired autocomplete interview Is ninja a gamer? is ninja twitch, Oh, yeah. I'm just a streamer on Twitch that plays video games man. He's such a humble guy He's so humble. We're just guys being gamers, is ninja a hacker, no, it's all natural, (sounds like a hacker) Think he's a hacker. You know, he plays fortnite really. Well, he must be a hacker . Stream Sniping. Yeah, anyone who's better than me and partner is obviously a hacker. Yeah *R.I.P. Man in the corner, this is so sad can wii hit 5 and 1/2 likes?* Does ninja curse No, I know I do curse in public, yeah, no legit I'm just thinking in my head playing montage of every time he's sworn on stream ever FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, FUckiNG FUCK, Ninja use mechanical keyboard. I do I use the corsair k70. I'm not even sponsored by them You you have the same keyboard as ninja dude does that be I will call my god that means your epic Matthews Oh, it does ninja speak Spanish Hide the v-bucks Espanol. What is Spanish? Oh my god. He does ninja I think that says work out does ninja work out If you can't tell (no he doesn't) I've been on YouTube for about five years six years One of my original accounts. I actually deleted it on accident I only had like I think 100,000 subs I didn't care about getting it back home because You so humble, I've got a hundred K subs I didn't care I was already making I was already making Milly's get my Louie belts, (what does ninja) make in a year. UHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh say it say it say it say it say it, enough γCOWARDγ how much you guys think ninja makes a year. Let's be real here Let's put numbers to your age Fifty fifty dollars, I'll take that. That's pretty accurate. What do you think Matthew at least 10 rubles for so much? 10 rubles is 10 rubles to hounds is 11 pence 11 pence a year. That's also a Bible. Where are you Panda? (for all you merico's, 11 pence= 0.14 dollars) What do you think over 9000 don't put that in the video. What does ninja eat on stream? Well, that's a great question What don't I eat on stream with uber eats man? We live in a really gay (Moans_of_pain.mp4) I think i actually have the most wins on fortnite Love these and they killed a child I fruits for that book. How did ninja meet Dranke? *very funny* You know ninja's like can we answer the question how did I make ??? for a meme could you user could use your expertise to make us a ninja thumbnail? Okay, I call it : "how I made Dranke " Not only is Drake homeless he has a watermark on him for some reason that's his clothing brand We'll make a kiki for money that is actually what happened though, like ninja found Drake starving on the street and made him famous has ninja Yes, I have their easy questions The answers are horrible is like my family would kill this and then she's like why don't you do it? So I texted everyone who I wanted to be in and they were like yeah. Sure. Let's do it. Wait I mean look at ninja on family fued (HOLY BRAP ITS NINJA!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this story is about the dobre brothers my ah, I just love them there's such humble sweet guys (Secksie) All they do is upload funny prank videos onto YouTube. There are a hundred percent real you guys I'm just so grateful for everything When I count down from three, you could take your blindfold off ready *cultists sacrificing live humans to thier gods "THE PAUL BROTHERS" Did it really go as planned I thought the flame was gonna be a lot higher Recently they uploaded a video dobre brothers feeling. Alright? Are you feeling alright, you won't be after this video I *doo-doo music plays* Think one thing people have to stop doing in music videos is saying that they party all night By the sounds of it everyone parties all night partying all night is the new filing your taxes. I Just I just love the Doo-doo brothers. I just love them so much now if you're not really engaged by this for singing Don't worry because each one of them has a single dedicated segment where they sing and it is is terrible different city another show selling out our shows we in demand Catch batter merchants wake up, and we got it go *more doo-doo music* Look at that fan base look at the age demographic. It's great. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. My demographic is probably that If not, younger but there are no men in the crowd. Where are the gamer males? That's the one thing that's good about the parasitical fund base. We have a lot of gamer males I don't have stands or hypebeasts. I just have 12 year olds that are hyper critics I mean to be fair at the end of the day. What's the point even making content? Because all you people want is petscop 2- I could I could literally Find the lost annals of history Or create a new material to be used as a fuel resource and you would still want petscop 2 *even more doo-doo music You know I love is how they flex being in front of a jet a literal jet but they don't have enough time in their day to clean the smegma out of the camera these Doo-doo brothers brothers of dobre. They really have their priorities sorted out. I'm I'm sorry guys. I'm just jealous I don't have a private jet. I'd tell if another cup Also, they seem to have done this with the outro here this is terrible III could fix this up in 15 seconds You see that that's a million times better like idiot. Also i have a gun want you to know I've gone now, I don't know why I ITS AN ENEMY STAND!!!! γJotaroγshut de γFuckγup i have a γpistolγ"OH MY GOHD" Now guys we've had a lot of intense stories, so I think it's time for *MEME BREAK* Meme break is a segment which I meant to implement in every video, but I keep forgetting because it's so terrible This is where we play a meme that's relevant to the channel for no reason So guys we did it we put Pyrocynical in Tf2 "where'd my chromozone go?" 250,000 lost chromosomes and still growing the fact that we put this to tf2 it's such a short amount of time is just Phenomenal also for all of you telling me to make a tf2 video. It shut up, please. I don't know man I wanted to work on this video called pets cop 2 I don't know if any of you heard of it I'm not getting enough people asking me for it, though I need a lot more people asking for pets cop 2 - if they want it go on some random people's comment sections on videos and tell them to make pets go up - that is how mafia works Now guys we have And this news is that the big chunga's meme is not funny. You are the chosen one Who said that you would destroy MEMES join them!, it's more funny than Thanos car I'm pretty sure that half the deaths on the planet will cause why how unfunny this meme is. I just have a large Bugs Bunny Put him in images and say it's comedy Also guys time for some even bigger news Thank You Jack Black has made a YouTube channel and it is epic Hey, what's up? It's me. Jack Black This is my new YouTube challenge "ablintzkey" He has uploaded much just the channel trailer, but it's nice to see Jack Black on the scene He's someone I actually respect. I mean a lot of popular people come onto YouTube either because of burnout or they're dying I'm sure jack black is feels both of them but he is actually an entertaining and funny person and that's what Mars it's gonna be bigger than ninja it's gonna be bigger than PewDiePie, so what's cheap labels *DEFAULTLOVANIA PLAYS* He's kind of changed a bit physique wise he looked a lot better in brutal legends But you know, I'm sure he'll get back up on his a game He's definitely someone down with the memes as you could see him lying back on a licensed PewDiePie chair This is obviously reference to the so guys we didn't leave it. Anyways, guys. I hope you enjoyed this Epic video just to let you all know. I've got one more video coming out soon I want to upload weekly and make each video really decent with scripting skits First video is gonna be super smash brothers Then I'm probably gonna pick up on Spyro because I I still need to finish that and then about three years from now I'll do PetScop. I am working on petscop people don't understand that There's like five hours of footage that's been uploaded and I need to analyze all of that without making it boring as shit But please keep asking for it. It doesn't annoy me whatsoever Have a great New Year's guys. Goodbye THE FRICK YOU LOOKING AT?!?! KEEP MOVING!!!!
Thank you for uploading pyro daddy
Petscop 2
ah yes pyrocynical
He lives!
...Petscop 2
You are working yourself to death. The quality of the content is staggering.
Now make petscop 2.
This is what keeps my month going. Thanks Papa Pyro. Papa Bless You.
Roses are red, violets are blue, big lad Memeulous has more subscribers than you.
Jesus Christ on YouTube needs help. He is in a battle for his kids but canβt afford it any longer. https://youtu.be/JDQ8MPJ0SP8
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